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Key Arts is an artist-run space using the redundant St Mary at the Quay Church on the waterfront. They hold a comprehensive programme of events and residencies during the year and have been running since 2006.

Norwich remains the regional centre for TV broadcasting, but both BBC East and Anglia TV have presenters and offices in Ipswich. The town has three local radio stations, BBC Radio Suffolk covering the entire county, where the East Anglian Accent can be heard on its many phone-ins, the commercial Heart East Anglia which was founded in 1975 as Radio Orwell covering the A14 corridor in Suffolk and Town 102 which was founded in 2006 and is the first full-time commercial station specific for Ipswich. The younger audience is catered for with Suffolk based Kiss 105-108. On 15 August 2007, Ipswich Community Radio launched full-time after successfully gaining a licence in early 2006.

The town's daily evening newspaper is the Ipswich Star which is the sister title to the county's daily morning newspaper the East Anglian Daily Times.
Buildings
Willis Faber and Dumas Headquarters in Ipswich, was one of Norman Foster's earliest commissions.
Ipswich Town Hall

In addition to the Christchurch Mansion and Ancient House, Ipswich in the 21st century has some important cultural buildings including the New Wolsey Theatre and the Regent Theatre – the largest theatre venue in East Anglia where, in the 1960s, the Beatles performed when it was still known as the Gaumont.

There are several medieval Ipswich churches but the grandest is St Mary le Tower,[37] rebuilt by the Victorians. Holy Trinity Church by Ipswich Waterfront is one of the few churches in the country which was built during the reign of William IV and whilst the outside looks plain, the interior is quite spectacular. The world's oldest circle of church bells is housed in St Lawrence Church.[38]

The former East Suffolk County Hall is in the centre of Ipswich. It is listed as a building at risk by the Victorian Society.[39] The Town Hall remains in use as an arts centre and events venue; it dates from 1866 (architects: Bellamy & Hardy of Lincoln).

Modern buildings include the new Suffolk County Hall in the area known as Ipswich Village close to Ipswich Town's Portman Road stadium. The stadium has hosted England under 21, under 23, and full international matches in addition to an England hockey game.

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#2 - anon (05/01/2014) [-]
A few of these have side benefits too.

Movie/dinner one: You also won't have to rush the meal or feel anxious about your waiter taking a long time and making you late to the movie.

Buy a house close to a school: At least in the USA (don't know about elsewhere) registered sex offenders can't legally reside within 1000 feet of a school.
User avatar #115 to #2 - missaddie (05/02/2014) [-]
The only one that doesn't make sense to me is the first one. There are three weeks in which there is no period, one week in which she does. How do you know, based on her picking one day or another, which one is her period? What if she works or has plans on the day she didn't pick?
Also, you'd have to just happen to ask around the time she has her period for her to avoid that day.
#18 to #2 - hazelnutqt (05/02/2014) [-]
The sex offender thing is kind of irellevant since most sex offenders are not very likely to go out into their own neighbourhood trolling for kids man. You'll get caught in 10 seconds flat if you stalk where you live, so no reason to assume living near a school does anything there
#208 to #2 - gerfox (05/02/2014) [-]
Also, when/if you get children it's close for them to go to school, so you don't have to drive them - or they don't have to take the bus.
User avatar #35 to #2 - ManicalMayhem ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Living near a school: However when the school has an event trying getting out of your driveway when everyone parks on your block on both sides of the road because the school don't have enough parking.... I used to live near a school..
User avatar #17 to #2 - mrsnowballs (05/02/2014) [-]
Awww and I was going to get a house near school
#58 to #17 - iscrewbabies (05/02/2014) [-]
I feel ya, bro...
User avatar #99 to #58 - jaggedherp (05/02/2014) [-]
No, don't feel him, that's what got you in trouble in the first place
#104 to #99 - iscrewbabies (05/02/2014) [-]
I'll risk it
#166 to #104 - captaincapital (05/02/2014) [-]
frisk*
#87 - Pompano (05/02/2014) [-]
#88 to #87 - anon (05/02/2014) [-]
lift more
User avatar #112 to #88 - givememoarpony (05/02/2014) [-]
making your biceps stronger won't make your fingers stronger.
User avatar #121 to #112 - acask (05/02/2014) [-]
then a stress ball will work and help your forearms
#169 to #87 - touchmyfunny (05/02/2014) [-]
or just download winrar. It's free and can open all .jar files.
User avatar #218 to #169 - theverylonghorn (05/02/2014) [-]
Or you can get more from winrar and buy it as well. That way you also get a guaranteed spot in heaven
#49 to #16 - ciacheczko (05/02/2014) [-]
I hate guessing and I always let my man know it.

But I am not an asshole either, I frequently say what I'd love to have when it's relevant - "wow, delish coffe, hun, can you imagine.... I always wanted to have milk shaker!" and similar **** ; Only a retard wouldn't get it so it works out well.
User avatar #19 to #16 - ihatethemods (05/02/2014) [-]
Usually I just get "hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm I don't knowwwwww You need to login to view this link

bitches
#22 to #19 - agentmoleman (05/02/2014) [-]
That is an interesting source on the matter..
That is an interesting source on the matter..
User avatar #172 to #16 - internetexplain (05/02/2014) [-]
Here is some actual advice : don't get your girlfriend any presents on special days (except christmas) because that's when she expects you to buy things.
Instead buy her a present from time to time on normal week days , she will not expect it and feel more connected to you.
#194 to #172 - anon (05/02/2014) [-]
"what'd you get me for my birthday"   
"nothing"
"what'd you get me for my birthday"
"nothing"
#206 to #194 - internetexplain (05/02/2014) [-]
close enough I suppose
close enough I suppose
#24 to #16 - jesuscf (05/02/2014) [-]
Starts listing low-quality junk she expects me to get her because she thinks I'm ignorant and not stuff she really wants.
Starts listing low-quality junk she expects me to get her because she thinks I'm ignorant and not stuff she really wants.
#125 - anon (05/02/2014) [-]
I wanted to see what caused some poor women to read the Cosmo sex tips and what the whole deal was about. Have you guys actually read those ******* things?

"Hold his penis in one hand and lightly slap it with the other... you can tap it back and forth like you're volleying a tennis ball and lightly pinch the skin on his shaft and testicles. Many women make the mistake of being too gentle."


MFW some bloke out there is having the misfortune of having a girlfriend dense enough to slap his rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty and pinch his sack.
User avatar #246 to #125 - chillingbear ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Same reason guys go on to websites like brobible and such. They think those websites or magazines will give the most up-to-date information that will make them loved/cool.
User avatar #146 to #125 - azraelthemage (05/02/2014) [-]
IT'S A FEMINIST PLOT OF WORLD DOMINATION!!!!
#45 - bandoslootshare ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #96 to #45 - jamesisnotreal (05/02/2014) [-]
i fukken lol'd
#220 to #45 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
School children can't get pregnant.
#15 - I Am Monkey (05/02/2014) [-]
The other day I had the most white-trash solution I have every conceived of. I had stale cookies that I still wanted to eat. I got so desperate to eat them that I went over them with a steam iron (like for clothes) to make them soft and warm again. The sad thing is that it worked. But at what cost?
#57 to #15 - anon (05/02/2014) [-]
Do you not have a microwave?
User avatar #156 to #57 - I Am Monkey (05/02/2014) [-]
A microwave doesn't make them moist again.
#127 to #15 - mrmegot (05/02/2014) [-]
ლಠ益ಠლ
#47 to #15 - jaked (05/02/2014) [-]
In what way is that white trash, that's just smart.
User avatar #46 to #15 - PenguinsOfMars (05/02/2014) [-]
cancer
#14 - ungluedflyer (05/02/2014) [-]
Mother ****** thought he could get us to try throwing him bread. ******* subliminal messages I'm telling you. I'm on to you Mr "all knowing duck"... Next time... Next time...
#120 - nimblewalrus (05/02/2014) [-]
Don't dig straight up, though.
#178 - goofyplease (05/02/2014) [-]
I don't know why i did this.
#174 - pokemonstheshiz (05/02/2014) [-]
but what if the thing you don't want to forget is  your shoes
but what if the thing you don't want to forget is your shoes
User avatar #181 to #174 - articulate (05/02/2014) [-]
Wear them to bed. It's also good for if you sleep walk.
User avatar #254 to #174 - godofsteak (05/02/2014) [-]
then you should put your shoes on top of your shoes
User avatar #6 - nudybooty (05/02/2014) [-]
The first one: wat
the school one: your street will be clogged with children and school buses around the same time you need to go to work
the avalanche one: how drunk are you?
User avatar #153 to #6 - BluFlynn (05/02/2014) [-]
If you've been buried from an avalanche it can sometimes be very disorientating and you may lose track of which way is up. Spitting means you can tell which way to go.
User avatar #177 to #153 - nudybooty (05/02/2014) [-]
Being disoriented is forgetting directions, left and right. How do you forget about gravity?
User avatar #183 to #177 - dummerbaztard ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
***** you're buried under feets of snow and nearly can't move, do you really think you have your usual awareness of everything in such a situation?
User avatar #207 to #183 - sirwolfcat ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Have you ever been upside down? You'll feel it in your head after a while, so you'll know when you're not set right.
User avatar #193 to #183 - nudybooty (05/02/2014) [-]
Unless you have a concussion, are on drugs, drunk or are mentally retarded, you will always be able to tell up and down.
User avatar #10 to #6 - jackmanagan (05/02/2014) [-]
i live across the street from a school.
in the warmer months i do not need an alarm clock.
hordes of screaming tards every morning.
#231 - burningsmurfs (05/02/2014) [-]
Another benefit to movie first. The food won't give you gas while you're sitting right next to her for 2 hours and you clench ur butthole like the jaws of life.
#34 - davidbowiesensei (05/02/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, it took me far too long to realize the "Can't open a jar?" one was not about .jar files...

Damn I need to get away from this computer more.
#205 - opsbuttbuddy (05/02/2014) [-]
MFW 6th from the bottom
#198 - thempc (05/02/2014) [-]
snow free streets aren't the only reason to live near schools...
#85 - freegzuz (05/02/2014) [-]
>microwaving pizza
>microwaving pizza
User avatar #225 to #85 - pizzaweed (05/02/2014) [-]
A disgusting practice
User avatar #243 to #85 - kevinipples ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
what else do you do with your leftovers when you want to eat them???
User avatar #245 to #243 - tenfatcats (05/02/2014) [-]
ever hear of a toaster oven?
User avatar #247 to #245 - kevinipples ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
i know very few people with a toaster oven...
User avatar #249 to #247 - tenfatcats (05/02/2014) [-]
well i have never owned a traditional toaster. just toaster ovens.
#253 - milehighpride ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Too bad I can't live around a school.
User avatar #134 - kristovsky ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Can't open a jar?

START LIFTING FAGGOT.
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