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#39 - slumberdonkey (10/08/2013) [-]
Everyone listen up! If you are reading this don't go into the comments. You will find opinions on both sides. They will be arguing about things that have nothing to do with this content. Just save yourself some time and patience.   
   
mfw i'm leaving this post
Everyone listen up! If you are reading this don't go into the comments. You will find opinions on both sides. They will be arguing about things that have nothing to do with this content. Just save yourself some time and patience.

mfw i'm leaving this post
User avatar #41 to #39 - demandsgayversion (10/08/2013) [-]
Thank you, this saved me.
#52 to #39 - thebreech (10/09/2013) [-]
thank you sir.
have this.
User avatar #176 to #39 - alexthebest (10/09/2013) [-]
no u.
#9 - sandle (10/08/2013) [-]
Secret services fw
Secret services fw
#28 to #9 - Smegmamark (10/08/2013) [-]
reminded me of this cunt.
User avatar #90 to #28 - bladeboy (10/09/2013) [-]
That's because it's from the same episode.
#92 - fauxshores ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #84 - bluenebula (10/09/2013) [-]
This has been a thing for many years. Long before Obama was born. You can't just say that you're going to kill a president, this **** will always happen.
User avatar #88 to #84 - bluenebula (10/09/2013) [-]
No, wait, hold on, I'm retarded. It looks like this law was made under the Bush Administration. So Obama WAS around hen this was made.
User avatar #89 to #84 - peanutbraddle (10/09/2013) [-]
This reminds me of why toy guns have to have orange tips on the muzzle.
#100 to #84 - spikedude (10/09/2013) [-]
At what point did she say she was going to kill Obama?
User avatar #103 to #100 - bluenebula (10/09/2013) [-]
Saying someone should kill a president in any form is a big no-no. There's a very funny video posted right below this comment on the subject, I suggest you watch it.
#104 to #103 - spikedude (10/09/2013) [-]
Because WKUK is the authority on American law
User avatar #112 to #104 - bluenebula (10/09/2013) [-]
You're right, because they are not the American Government, they know absolutely nothing about American Law.
#116 to #112 - spikedude (10/09/2013) [-]
No, that's not the point. Because they're a comedy team, they probably shouldn't be taken as an expert in American law.

But that's still beside the point anyways. It's totally illegal to say you want to kill the president. It's much more of a gray area to suggest that the president should be killed (though it's definitely in very bad taste). In that kind of a situation, they should have quickly noticed that she was a 16 year old girl and posed no actual threat, and let the whole thing drop.
User avatar #119 to #116 - bluenebula (10/09/2013) [-]
You're right, because they are comedians, they're information is always false and their opinions on all matters should be overlooked.

Saying someone should kill a president is not a gray area. It is covered in the Patriot Act. You should Google it. Or is Google not a liable source of information either? I know Google is not the government and all....
#122 to #119 - spikedude (10/09/2013) [-]
A) Their*
B) Stop arguing in straight fallacies and make a point like a man. I never said nothing a comedian ever says is true, I'm just saying that citing a comedy video as proof of a point isn't going to get you very far in an intellectual argument
C) It isn't the Patriot Act, it's under a statute established in 1917 that bans threats against the president
D) Google isn't a reliable source of information. In fact, it isn't a source of information at all. The websites ON Google are SOMETIMES a reliable source of information, depending on the site.

**** , kid.
User avatar #126 to #122 - bluenebula (10/09/2013) [-]
A) Congratulations, you speak English.
B) Stop insinuation they are wrong and just accept that it's ******* illegal to say those things.
C) Refer to B
D) In that case smart ass, ALL information is false. Even gravity is false because it's only written down. Excuse me while I fly away now. God you're so smart.
#129 to #126 - spikedude (10/09/2013) [-]
Do you ever say anything that isn't a logical fallacy?

I never said at any point that they were wrong in the fact that saying you want to kill the president is illegal. Everyone on this side of sanity knows that's illegal. I was just pointing out that telling someone "Dude I have proof, look at this WKUK video" isn't a real argument. Besides, the girl in this post NEVER SAID she wanted to kill the president. It is a gray area, which is why there's constant debate about it, and entire articles on whether or not this was an overreaction. And again, when did I ever say that everything on Google is false? I was pointing out that Google is NOT a source of information. Google helps CONNECT you to sources of information. You then have to decide whether or not that source of information is reliable. I could host a website that said anything I want, and Google would link you to it if you typed in the right keywords. It's not like they're fact checking their search results.
User avatar #144 to #129 - bluenebula (10/09/2013) [-]
I didn't actually read this, to be honest. I was just kind of wanting this to end. Now that I have, I'll continue it.

"Dude I have proof, look at this WKUK video"
Can't quite remember saying I had proof. Or that they were proof. My memory must be going. It can't be that you pulled that out of our ass, seeing as you're too smart for something like that.

It is illegal, to say, that you want someone else, to kill a president. That is not a gray area. Killing someone with a car is not a gray area just because it was technically a car. Saying you want someone else to kill a president is just as illegal as saying you want to do it. It is not a gray area. It is the same thing. In writing. By the government. By the people who made the law. The people who wrote it and decided that it was just as illegal. Believe it or not, even with your infinite wisdom, you are not some ******* pioneer of political knowledge. You are not the first person to consider this. Do you know who was? The ************ who wrote the law. And do you know what he thought? That it should be illegal. And seeing as you're not passing any bills here buddy, this makes it illegal. If you are so ******* sure of yourself, hop on over to DC to meet me. I'll gladly watch you stand outside, point at me, and yell "I THINK BLUE SHOULD KILL A PRESIDENT" I'll laugh as they take you away, then head back to my house and drink tea.

No, Google isn't a 100% full proof way of knowing things. That doesn't mean everything is wrong. Most of the credible stuff goes right to the top of searches. It's your job, as the information hunter, to know that what you are seeing is credible. If you believe a blog from some crazy conspiracy nut job, that is not the fault of Google. Google can get you any information you need as long as you are will to to check the sources.

Or are you just one of those Bing users who hate on Google just because?
User avatar #131 to #129 - bluenebula (10/09/2013) [-]
Did you know that WKUK is the center of the universe? I do. Because I said that in my starting sentence. I wasn't at all talking about, oh I don't know, ilegal sentences at all. And you know, because that video was so wrong, I can see why you would want to fight with me over this. Because, you know, they were wrong. Oh, and let's not forget that EVERYTHING on the internet is wrong. But not Spike here, he knows his **** . We should just replace Google with Spike. That would solve everything! Here, have this video as a reward!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm8xRvoQkc0

Oh, and before you reply

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E9Hv6fJtgQ
#132 to #131 - spikedude (10/09/2013) [-]
Okay, you're either a troll, or you're a complete moron. I'm done wasting any time in this.

In the case that you're a troll, freaking good job, pic is for you, you got me mad so you win. In the case that you're just a moron, good luck passing high school, you're REALLY gonna need it.
#1 - darnhaz (10/08/2013) [-]
>Get millions of death threats per day   
>Finally respond to one   
>Make him look like the bad guy   
   
Oh you guys have never changed.
>Get millions of death threats per day
>Finally respond to one
>Make him look like the bad guy

Oh you guys have never changed.
User avatar #26 to #1 - communityservices (10/08/2013) [-]
Oh hey, found you.
~Foxxi
User avatar #169 to #1 - meierme (10/09/2013) [-]
yes he chose the one who came from a 16 year old girl. plus he didnt need that to look like a bad guy, hes doing a great job at that by himself
#152 to #1 - darkjustifier (10/09/2013) [-]
Just replying to say I enjoyed the movie that gif is from
#178 to #152 - anon (10/09/2013) [-]
While I can respect your opinion, I just want to say that I hated it sooo, soo, much. Not what I hoped it would be in any respect.
#153 to #152 - darnhaz (10/09/2013) [-]
I'm just enjoying the mascot it gave me.
User avatar #154 to #153 - darkjustifier (10/09/2013) [-]
Yes I can see why
#189 to #1 - anon (10/09/2013) [-]
I think there is an essential difference between "death threat" and edgy tweets
#35 to #1 - fbiagent (10/08/2013) [-]
>millions of death threats per day
User avatar #117 to #35 - adu ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Well, those millions of death threats probably come from the same 10,000-50,000 people.
User avatar #2 - spookyghostparty (10/08/2013) [-]
I'm fairly certain that making a death threat / calling for an assassination of a US President is a pretty serious crime (assuming this idiot is an American as well) - like, felony serious.
User avatar #66 to #2 - xdeathspawnx (10/09/2013) [-]
Its a class D felony, and is extremely illegal. many people are thrown in jail por fined hundreds of thousands of dollars for doing the exact thing she did.
User avatar #21 to #2 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
I'm Canadian. That mean I can go post that I think someone should shove a bomb down that ******* ape's throat and get away with it? I really hope so.
#121 to #21 - justapubbie (10/09/2013) [-]
Rude.
User avatar #123 to #121 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
He nearly caused world war 3 and now he's ******* the country over even more. Somehow I doubt being polite is going to work. Red thumb me to hell and back for all I care,but holy **** that man pisses me off. I'm standing by my opinion of "I want obama to die a painful death for all the **** he's put the country through".
#124 to #123 - justapubbie (10/09/2013) [-]
I don't actually have the ability to thumb you down, I just think you're ruining our proud Canadian Image. So rude.
I'm sorry But only because I pity you
User avatar #127 to #124 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Good for you kiddo. I'm sure someone else will do it for you,don't worry. I'm not a patriot and I don't pretend to be. I hate harper,but I hate obama more. Several of my friends live in the states,and if that idiot does anything to make something happen to them....
User avatar #134 to #127 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
What? What the **** do you think Obama did?! I mean jesus, the guy may not have been the greatest, but the way you talk about him makes it sound like he spends the national budget ************ infants with knives. Even if a president pushes us really deep into debt (I'm gonna ignore the World War III thing, because you cannot be stupid enough to actually believe that), the worst that should happen is that he should maybe be put up for impeachment. "Die a painful death"? "Shove a bomb down that ******* ape's throat"? That's **** that might be considered for a murderer on Hitler's level. No matter what you say about Obama, he isn't nearly that bad. You're mental, dude.
#138 to #134 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Yes yes. That's nice. Why don't you go ahead and red thumb me to oblivion,I don't give a **** . I'm usually not this pissed off,but this man has ****** up so many times that it's not even funny any more. I tried to like him. Really,I did. I thought of every explanation for the **** he pulls,because surely he had some reason for it. But at this point,I just don't give a **** . This government shut down **** was the straw that broke the camel's back. There are men and women stuck on military bases because the ********* they put in power can't decide on how they should spend their money. Just every day people who thought they should serve their country. Meanwhile congress is getting their paychecks and likely sitting their asses down in some mansion that uses enough bandwidth to power a third world country. I tried to like him,I really,really did. I thought "surely he has some reason for doing this,sure wanting to blast the **** out of syria because of the chemical weapons was ******* retarded,but there HAS to be some reason."
User avatar #146 to #138 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
I have no problem with the fact that you dislike him. There is, however, a pretty big gap between "I dislike you" and "I think you should die screaming". If you think he's a bad president, I'm fine with that. But if you think he deserves death, you better be ready to back that opinion up, because that's pretty ******* severe.
#150 to #146 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
I doubt I'm not the only one who wants him dead at this point. I think the world needs someone like JFK again. He was a man who knew how to get 			****		 done right. He was a hero. Ever since then,the bar's fell lower with each president. All I can do is sit here hoping like some video game or story or some 			****		, a hero will show up in the nick of time and save the 			*****************		. Sadly,life isn't a video game or a story. It's like with religion. I have no problem with religious people,just the loud stupid ones who always seem to be in power.  New pope's a pretty cool guy.  I like americans,I just don't like their leaders. I have no appropriate picture to demonstrate my anger and sorrow at all of this,so instead take this pissed off moth.
I doubt I'm not the only one who wants him dead at this point. I think the world needs someone like JFK again. He was a man who knew how to get **** done right. He was a hero. Ever since then,the bar's fell lower with each president. All I can do is sit here hoping like some video game or story or some **** , a hero will show up in the nick of time and save the ***************** . Sadly,life isn't a video game or a story. It's like with religion. I have no problem with religious people,just the loud stupid ones who always seem to be in power. New pope's a pretty cool guy. I like americans,I just don't like their leaders. I have no appropriate picture to demonstrate my anger and sorrow at all of this,so instead take this pissed off moth.
#156 to #150 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
I am going to have to disagree with you on the wanting-him-dead point, as I don't feel his actions merit that. I can, however, understand your dislike of the world's vast collection of loud, stupid idiots. There will always be idiots, and some of them will inevitably obtain power. It sucks, yeah, but you have to live with it, unless you can do something about it.
no appropriate pic here, either, unless you think of it as looking at the bright side of life, I guess
#157 to #156 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Well,I admit I have a tendency to go overboard. Explosive anger and what not. So I probably owe you people an apology. Either way,I still think he's a waste of skin. Sorry about the rant. Here's one of my favorite pics to prove no hard feelings on my end.
User avatar #161 to #157 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
Cool. Not everybody apologizes post-rant, and it's awesome when people do. Nice pic. I should probably watch Gurren Lagann sometime, I've been seeing a lot of it on FJ lately
User avatar #163 to #161 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Well,I've got to get to bed because school in the morning and what not and it's 1:05am here,but I'll add you and PM you a link to a torrent or a site to watch it if you'd like. I watched it last summer.
User avatar #165 to #163 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
I like to stream my anime, but the name's all I need. Google makes finding anime so easy. Thank you, though. www.crunchyroll.com/gurren-lagann/episode-1-bust-through-the-heavens-with-your-drill-624247
User avatar #166 to #165 - hazenberdan ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
I try lol. Have a good night man
#196 to #166 - justapubbie (10/09/2013) [-]
I like how the conversation went. Maybe you're not so bad.
User avatar #74 - sirbutterballs (10/09/2013) [-]
Whitest Kids U Know: It's illegal to say... For all of you who don't understand.
User avatar #82 to #74 - joemoearigato (10/09/2013) [-]
I love WKUK, I can tell what skit it is just from the thumbnail.
User avatar #101 - kaycie (10/09/2013) [-]
one time when Obama was visiting buffalo (where I live) some kid in my class said over xbox that he was going to kill the president when he got here (we were in like 10th grade)

the secret service apparently had this big investigation about it and he was expelled
#120 to #101 - ffinfinity ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
wait wait wait...over xbox live he said he was going to kill the president and then the secret service found out about it...we really don't have privacy in America do we...
User avatar #59 - useroftheLOLZ (10/09/2013) [-]
Ok guys, this is purely for educational purposes ok? ok. This is also a public service to all of those individuals who are not aware of the laws, and the following statement has nothing to do with the writer, what so ever.

In America, it is illegal to say, "I think someone should kill the president of the united states of America." Totally illegal, just wrong, you will get arrested, sent to jail, and never see the light of day, ever again.

However it is not illegal to say, "I think someone should kill the president of the united states of America, WITH a .50 caliber rifle." Because of the added on sentence, it is excluded from the list of **** you cannot say.

Another example is you cannot say, "The best place place to shoot the president would be on top of the Rockefeller building as it gives a direct line of sight to the presidents bed room, and with a .50 caliber rifle, or higher, it would penetrate any and all protection set up, because security isn't as tight, and because there are more viable escape routes." TOTALLY ILLEGAL, you will be arrested in the middle of the night, your dog will get shot, and you will go to Guantanamo bay, and hang out with Ali, and Arbu.

However, it is not illegal to say "There is a group that meets under the Brooklyn Bridge, every full moon, the password is "Sic Semper Tyranus
User avatar #63 to #59 - weirdoo (10/09/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQOvyGbBtY Video for the ones who want to watch it
User avatar #64 to #59 - azumeow (10/09/2013) [-]
Its a mortar launcher...not a .50 Cal
User avatar #75 to #64 - useroftheLOLZ (10/09/2013) [-]
Theoretically, either one would work, but a .50 caliber rifle with a high end thermal imaging device would be more accurate.
User avatar #76 to #75 - azumeow (10/09/2013) [-]
I thought you were referencing WKUK, so I just said that it was a mortar launcher but it seems...it seems maybe you got it from somewhere else. Oh well.
User avatar #78 to #76 - useroftheLOLZ (10/09/2013) [-]
I pretty much was, but if someone who isn't me, would do the same thing, they would use a rifle as the presidents room has most likely been reinforced to be protected from explosions, that's why a rifle would be better, higher accuracy, better piercing ability, et cetera
User avatar #81 to #59 - hellomynameisbill (10/09/2013) [-]
**** TREASON!!
#85 to #59 - anon (10/09/2013) [-]
I love the Whitest Kids You Know
User avatar #147 - rekkan (10/09/2013) [-]
She probably has no idea why she hates Obama. Probably some redneck's daughter
User avatar #160 to #147 - noblexfenrir (10/09/2013) [-]
Or she has legit reasons. Both are plausible from this post.
User avatar #162 to #160 - rekkan (10/09/2013) [-]
Shes 16. She has no reason to want the President of the United States of America dead.
User avatar #164 to #162 - noblexfenrir (10/09/2013) [-]
Okay first of all, people can exaggerate. It's not uncommon.

Second, why does it matter that she's 16? This is the perfect time for her to be involved in politics and be forming her own opinions on current events. My school had a politics group that extends from 7th grade to senior year, many people including myself were apart of it.

If she has justification she has every reason and ability to hate Obama.
#179 to #164 - clevernameguy (10/09/2013) [-]
Just because that age is perfect for becoming politically knowledgeable doesn't mean their gonna do it. Especially if they're 16 girls who spend their time posting their(?) political beliefs on twitter. Plus you don't exaggerate like that unless you're known as the single most sarcastic person in town, or you're an idiot. Because it's twitter, and you'll get someone angry. Like the Secret Service.
User avatar #184 to #179 - noblexfenrir (10/09/2013) [-]
"Just because that age is perfect for becoming politically knowledgeable doesn't mean their gonna do it. "
Obviously. A large portion do though, so my point is valid. As I said, many adults now nothing on politics, so what can be applied to a 16 year old girl can likely be applied to a 35 year old man.

"Especially if they're 16 girls who spend their time posting their(?) political beliefs on twitter."
It's social media, that's what it's meant for.

" Plus you don't exaggerate like that unless you're known as the single most sarcastic person in town, or you're an idiot."
I exaggerate and tell people I'll kill them, rape them, choke them, murder their families, rip their dick off, etc etc. Exaggerations are not out of place in society, literally almost everyone does it, and one aimed at the president isn't new. Nor is he an exemption.
User avatar #170 to #164 - rekkan (10/09/2013) [-]
Get involved in politics, sure. Understand every little detail and aspect of it? No.
I see no reason why she would hate the President enough to publicly state that she wants him dead other than being told by her parents that Obama's some sort of evil figure that you should hate.

I know for a fact that at 16 you're not mature enough to fully understand politics and that's why it matters that she's 16.
User avatar #173 to #170 - noblexfenrir (10/09/2013) [-]
"Get involved in politics, sure. Understand every little detail and aspect of it? No. "
Yes because everyone knows every little detail of politics. Chances are, most adults don't know, you don't know, I don't know, and even the president don't like every little detail. So I'm sure you can give a 16 year old girl a little wiggle room when it comes to such a complex and opinionated subject.

"I see no reason why she would hate the President enough to publicly state that she wants him dead other than being told by her parents that Obama's some sort of evil figure that you should hate."
Again, exaggeration. It's not that hard to understand. "He was annoying I wanted to strangle him!" doesn't actually mean I want to choke a bitch. I know, I know, shocking.

And I can find many ways she could not like Obama, there are alot of people that don't, personally I'm one of them.

"I know for a fact that at 16 you're not mature enough to fully understand politics and that's why it matters that she's 16."
Go to a youth and government meeting, there are 16 year olds who understand the political process and subject material better than some congress members.
#180 to #173 - clevernameguy (10/09/2013) [-]
My final judgement on this as an unbiased bystander is that this debate is debatable.
User avatar #186 to #180 - noblexfenrir (10/09/2013) [-]
Not really.

Points brought up:

She's 16 and probably doesn't know much about politics. > We discussed this, and her age has little effect on her knowledge on politics outside of the fact she hasn't had quite as long to study and view it in action. If she shows the capability to form an opinion on the subject, with no outside information, I can assume she has some degree of knowledge. Regardless of the specific amount.

She threatened the president. > If I have to say over exaggeration one more time, I'll kill all of you, and the president.

etc, etc.
#193 to #186 - castawaydream (10/09/2013) [-]
Someone needs to assassinate Alyssa Douglas...like ASAP.

# *****************
User avatar #194 to #193 - noblexfenrir (10/09/2013) [-]
There ya go sparky.
#167 - maryjaneinmabrain (10/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, thats one of those things you shouldn't say...
Yeah, thats one of those things you shouldn't say...
User avatar #16 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (10/08/2013) [-]
probably meant as a message to other idiots who make death threats online. Seriously how stupid can you be?
User avatar #98 - avatarsarefornoobs (10/09/2013) [-]
presidents get assassinated. thats why they take this **** so seriously.
tbh i would actually be pretty scared to be president considering how many of them end up getting shot...
User avatar #109 to #98 - ivoryhammer (10/09/2013) [-]
Look up the president James A. Garfield, he spent his whole presidency paranoid about being assassinated, and having nightmares about it, guess what happened to him.
#128 to #125 - blarny (10/09/2013) [-]
He wouldn't have been such a monster if jews hadn't killed his entire family over some gold they didn't have!
User avatar #142 to #125 - meinfuher (10/09/2013) [-]
I, for one, am against bullying
#95 - DrollHumor (10/09/2013) [-]
Example #2945 of why I don't have a Twitter or Facebook.

For maximum fun on the internet, you must maximize the distance between it and your personal life.
#113 - psykojet (10/09/2013) [-]
MFW my last name is Douglas   
MFW I have cousin named Alyssa   
   
			****		, now I am on the NSA's terrorist list.
MFW my last name is Douglas
MFW I have cousin named Alyssa

**** , now I am on the NSA's terrorist list.
User avatar #77 - failtolawl (10/09/2013) [-]
"die you piece of **** "

jesus did the guy force everybody to become addicted to heroin?
User avatar #110 to #77 - ivoryhammer (10/09/2013) [-]
According to Fox News, yes.
#15 - lovesmylittlepony (10/08/2013) [-]
Cause Ohio
User avatar #11 - satanlovesyou (10/08/2013) [-]
Technically it is illegal to claim death threats on the president...
User avatar #46 to #11 - matriculator (10/08/2013) [-]
Not technically, IT IS!! Anyone who went to high school here and actually payed attention in history class knows this. It might even be one of the amendments.
#102 to #46 - anon (10/09/2013) [-]
You don't know what technically means? Also you need to pay attention in English class. *paid
User avatar #197 to #102 - matriculator (10/09/2013) [-]
English is my 5th language. But I have taken quite a few college level English classes since high school- I live in the U.S. I know what technically means, payed was small mistake. No more ad hominem attacks please.
#200 to #197 - anon (10/10/2013) [-]
fag
User avatar #201 to #200 - matriculator (10/11/2013) [-]
Wow bro, wdf stop offending me, you know I don't like being offended.
#198 to #197 - anon (10/09/2013) [-]
>replying to an anon

what makes you think im gonna click my inbox and see what you say?

lel
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