Don't you hate it when. hitboxes don't match the character model?.. What was the 3rd one supposed to do, grab their boobs? Also, the one with the painted girl is justified: he would have ruined her costume otherwise.
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User avatar #6 - bullbrigade (08/18/2014) [-]
What was the 3rd one supposed to do, grab their boobs?

Also, the one with the painted girl is justified: he would have ruined her costume otherwise.
#46 to #6 - JHDog (08/18/2014) [-]
he could've just hold her by the waist
User avatar #75 to #6 - kekusername (08/18/2014) [-]
You reach your hand towards the other shoulder br0
User avatar #141 to #75 - anikinskywalker (08/18/2014) [-]
But wouldn't that look like you have them both in a sleeper hold or something?
User avatar #98 to #6 - jackledead (08/18/2014) [-]
He could put his arms around their shoulders or waists.
#114 to #6 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
justifying being a loser nerd by coming up with excuses..
good job there fag!
#67 to #6 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
'the painted girl' bitch that's poison ivy
User avatar #22 to #6 - squiresparkle (08/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #38 to #22 - vosdiligunt (08/18/2014) [-]
Go to hell.
User avatar #57 to #38 - VLG (08/18/2014) [-]
I think all of us are going to hell
#58 to #38 - grandlordchicken (08/18/2014) [-]
Hell is empty and all the devils are on funnyjunk.
#53 - pulluspardus (08/18/2014) [-]
The first one is touching her with his mind.
User avatar #143 to #53 - romanlettuce (08/18/2014) [-]
Imagine where he's touching with his mind as well. She's completely getting off. This guy is confirmed wizard
#3 - akselrk (08/17/2014) [-]
This dosnt just hoover they ******* fly.
#71 - ninjabadger (08/18/2014) [-]
Is it just me or does it seem like doing that makes both parties feel awkward?

User avatar #93 to #71 - roninneko (08/18/2014) [-]

"I hope she doesn't scream, 'Rape!'"

"Does this guy seriously think I'd have a problem with a hand on my damn shoulder?"
#47 - hundrings (08/18/2014) [-]
Hoverhand puts me off immensely, and I never understood why men do it. You either feel bold enough to hold around somebody, or you don't. 			*******		 decide already, instead of meddling the air.   
In my opinion it's the weakest display of character.
Hoverhand puts me off immensely, and I never understood why men do it. You either feel bold enough to hold around somebody, or you don't. ******* decide already, instead of meddling the air.
In my opinion it's the weakest display of character.
User avatar #73 to #47 - infinitereaper (08/18/2014) [-]
I have no problem touching women or being touched the problem is that a vast majority of women are sensitive to touch I wouldn't treat them like a dude in a normal setting since guys care less but in a picture like this yeah it's retarded I'd just grab the broad
User avatar #76 to #47 - garymotherfingoak (08/18/2014) [-]
Im pretty sure the first two are trying to get away from it
#129 to #47 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
would you rather some be groped by individuals who's arms are longer than your shoulders? i do it some times because i dont want them to cry " you're fondling my titties" when in reality, that is exactly what i'm doing
#136 to #129 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
just bend your arm you dumb ****
#137 to #47 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
Well hello there m'lady, wanna **** ?
#81 to #47 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
I used to hoverhand when I was 12, but after two long-term sexually active relationships you kinda lose the fear of touching women. So yah, it's supposed to be a transitional period.
#52 to #47 - emptysuperman ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
We all think that. That's why hover hand is so popular. Beta's are hilarious.
#80 to #52 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Oh god.
#72 to #52 - endospore ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm so glad these people exist to make me feel so much better about myself.
User avatar #94 to #72 - wimwam (08/18/2014) [-]
Well, not to make you feel worse but this person was trolling (this was in a thread on the bodybuilding misc. "I've had a crush on you for years" and "please respond" are commonly used troll tactics there)
User avatar #69 to #52 - thefunnyside (08/18/2014) [-]
You got any source on this?
#85 - turbodoosh (08/18/2014) [-]
Have you ever been so beta that you started lactating?
#132 - mattdoggy (08/18/2014) [-]
Don't hoverhand
she might think you're gross for touching her
but if you hoverhand she'll know you are 1000% beta
#41 - areyouhammeredbro (08/18/2014) [-]
But why do they hoverhand?
But why do they hoverhand?
User avatar #117 to #41 - killerliquid (08/18/2014) [-]
First two are jokes
User avatar #43 to #41 - Mr Ronok (08/18/2014) [-]
because theyre so beta theyre afraid to touch women.
#59 to #43 - barsaka (08/18/2014) [-]
I thought it was some kind of trend...
User avatar #97 to #59 - roninneko (08/18/2014) [-]
No; they're just so afraid of putting them off or disgusting them that they don't realise that most of these women don't have a problem with it and don't like the assumption that they're stuck-up bitches.
#135 - CaptainKill (08/18/2014) [-]
It never gets worse than this.
User avatar #31 - assrocket (08/18/2014) [-]
Why is this 'no-touch' thing even a rule?
User avatar #70 to #31 - thefunnyside (08/18/2014) [-]
Because women would constantly get groped
#50 to #31 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
Because otherwise the women cry rape.
User avatar #32 to #31 - huskygunner (08/18/2014) [-]
hover-handers are basically terrified to touch females. It's a thing. Mostly. Sometimes it's more of a "Youd probably freak out if I touched you" thing. Some of these make sense, like the green paint, and the poor girl thats terrified of the hover-hand stringbean.
User avatar #34 to #32 - assrocket (08/18/2014) [-]
Oh, no. I completely understand the awkwardness. I was more weirded out that some people were saying that there's a rule at cons not to touch the 'display' girls. Like damn, how many sexual offenders do they seriously think will show up?
User avatar #36 to #34 - huskygunner (08/18/2014) [-]
Well on the opposite end of the spectrum, there are the creepers that will hug so close and get their oil and stink on the display girls, and there have been those that have assuredly groped or 'held on' for too long.... and yeah you can't touch them mostly because of that. It's more a hygiene issue before it's a **** issue.
User avatar #35 to #34 - assrocket (08/18/2014) [-]
(Thank you though)
#30 - unholyjebus (08/18/2014) [-]
With the second one, if the idea of ugly nerdy guys being near you terrifies you then what are you doing half naked at a con.
#49 to #30 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
Attention whores.
#147 to #30 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
Display girls make a decent amount of money to be there in front of well... gross people.
#66 to #30 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
I´m pretty sure she is joking, that picture was uploaded on reddit by the guy, ande he admitted that he looks like a ****** idiot
User avatar #54 - rplix (08/18/2014) [-]
I can understand the 4th one because I wouldn't want to mess up the paint on her arm.
#21 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
Well last time I went to a Anime Comicon/Fair there was a strict rule about not touching the cosplayer (male/female). I don't know if this is the case though! This rule was -(according to some of the organizers) imposed because many cosplay had been complaining! The same rule were implemented in a video game convention in Frankfurt, Germany when I visited 3 years ago!
#37 - angelusprimus (08/18/2014) [-]
there are three types of hoverhand
1: You are a pussy who don't dare to touch a woman
2: She is wearing body paint and/or fragile costume you don't want to mess up
3: She is a booth girl, you are not allowed to touch them.

You can get around third one by wearing a costume yourself and being charming and most of all CLEAN.
#60 to #37 - pridefulmatthew (08/18/2014) [-]
If you ask to take a photo with someone you are kinda allowed to ******* touch them.
#62 to #60 - angelusprimus (08/18/2014) [-]
No you are really not.
In almost all of the conventions, comicon, worldcon, dragoncon, they tell you that booth women are employees and you cannot touch them.
You can get thrown out of convention for touching one. Unless she touches you if she is taking a picture with you, you can't touch her.
Rule is there to prevent sweaty disgusting people touching expensive costumes and freaking out the hired help.
#63 to #62 - pridefulmatthew (08/18/2014) [-]
Again, if you ask for a ******* photo and she/he agrees to take the photo that is kinda giving permission to throw an arm around that person's shoulders/waist as long as you don't grope the person its kinda a normal social que.
#65 to #63 - angelusprimus (08/18/2014) [-]
No, she isn't.
Listen, its in the rules of the convention. You can take pictures with them, but YOU CANT TOUCH THEM. Normal social cues don't apply, because its a RULE OF THE EVENT.
Do you understand what rules of an event or organization mean? Its perfectly ok to wear shorts in public, but you can't enter a catholic church in them. Normal rules do not apply if there are surpassing rules for a group that runs an area.
#88 - battlebear (08/18/2014) [-]
My ugly ass with Jessica nigri
User avatar #101 to #88 - studbeefpile (08/18/2014) [-]
Nice Starbomb shirt man!

Yes thaaaat's right, I have painted my SHWEEEEEN. Now grab your destiny !!if you know what I mean!!!
User avatar #106 to #101 - battlebear (08/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #103 to #88 - vortexicon ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
is it me or does the hand look photoshopped in?
#105 to #103 - battlebear (08/18/2014) [-]
Heh, what? Noooooo. Ur funny man
User avatar #139 to #88 - jayfizzle (08/18/2014) [-]
gravity sure is weird where you're from
User avatar #92 to #88 - roninneko (08/18/2014) [-]
Rotate your damn photos, man.
#140 to #95 - theinfamouschad (08/18/2014) [-]
You disappoint me.
User avatar #102 to #92 - battlebear (08/18/2014) [-]
I would but I'm on the mobile site version of fj.
#107 to #88 - thisxshitxisxhard (08/18/2014) [-]
no hover hand
#110 - IamPinhead (08/18/2014) [-]
To be fair to swimsuit guy, 'accidental' boob touch might've gotten a slap.
#14 - ihateemo (08/18/2014) [-]
Can someone who does the hover hand business please explain why they do it?

I mean I know you are some ugly bastards but there is no way you are so ugly a girl would run away after touching her shoulder/hip
User avatar #18 to #14 - lukewarmpigeon (08/18/2014) [-]
these women probably don't want to be touched by hundreds of sweaty greaseballs every event and the "betas" that do this are trying to respect that, they just don't immediately realize how far away their hand really is

source: its why i would do it if i ever had that chance
#45 to #18 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
If you are going to hover, please just don't even put your arm around them. Leaning next to them with shoulders touching or behind theirs is a much better way of hiding your beta-ness.

except for the last one, he is clearly afraid if he touches her wrong she will beat his ass.
User avatar #78 to #45 - lukewarmpigeon (08/18/2014) [-]
thats just it they want the picture to seem personal and friendly, but they are trying not to actually touch her for her own benefit
User avatar #19 to #18 - elfensky (08/18/2014) [-]
^same reason I do it.
User avatar #4 - thatirishdude (08/18/2014) [-]
I really don't get it, can somebody please explain?
User avatar #5 to #4 - scooba (08/18/2014) [-]
Hover hand
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#15 to #7 - ihateemo (08/18/2014) [-]
calm your **** . Just because you're scared of women doesn't mean other people are. Seriously people think girls are these magical creatures.

If a guy came up to you and asked for a picture would you be weirded out by him touching your shoulder for a picture? i mean if you were famous or worked in a position where taking pictures with people is what you do

If you said yes to the question you should really get out more
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#113 - awesomenesss (08/18/2014) [-]
A moment of silence for the ******* that are too beta they can't even touch women. May you find happiness in your animoos and mangos.
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