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Don't mine at night (Pony parody)


Finally it's done! Enjoy!

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LYRICS:
Got my sword with Sharpness II.
Look, that Zombie's got one too! (What?!)
Out of bread, what do I do?
I'm low on hearts, this is my doom.

I don't even have a tool.
Come on Button, play it cool.
Though I'm here to fight for you
I'm biting more than I can chew.

My life passes by through that Ender Eye
I'm scared. Oh well.
And I'm pretty sure there's a big Creeper right there!
...Oh Dang.

Don't mine at night.
I know you're lookin' at that cave
And you're feelin' kinda brave
Go to bed you'll be alright

Don't mine at night.
Don't go deeper, make a change.
Get that gold and get away,
Zombies wanna' eat our brains.

Don't mine at night.
I'll fight away the skeletons
While you're looking for diamonds
They're getting closer, better run.

Don't mine at night.
No, this won't be our final day.
Take my hoof we'll find a way-ay a-woah-oh.

Don't mine at night.

I turn a sec, you're getting shot.
Then jump through a portal, well, why not?!
When I think it can't get worse
An Ender herd shows up, of course!

Now you say you need Glowstone,
And want to mine it on your own.
Then to save you from the lava
I fall in, I should have known.

This is the last time
I try to be your light.
I failed.
So bad.

I lost all my stuff
It was really tough
That's it!
Rage quit!

Don't mine at night.
I know you're lookin' at that cave
And you're feelin' kinda brave.
Go to bed you'll be alright.

Don't mine at night.
Don't go deeper, make a change.
Get that gold and get away,
Zombies wanna' eat your brains.

Don't mine at night.
Please don't get caught by skeletons
while you're looking for diamonds.
They're getting closer, better run.

Don't mine at night.
No, this won't be your final day
Hold on tight I'm on my way-ay a-woah-oh.

Don't mine at night.

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Submitted: 12/06/2013
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#24 - Rascal (12/07/2013) [-]
Someone got mad and thumbed everyone down, i thumbed you all up again.
Have a nice day.
#62 to #24 - xgrandmoffx (12/08/2013) [-]
You too, anonymous.
#5 - sinery (12/07/2013) [-]
MFW no ridiculously mad expression at 0:47
#13 - dashattack (12/07/2013) [-]
this is catchy and awesome!
this is catchy and awesome!
#19 - qxangelxp (12/07/2013) [-]
MINECRAFT PARTY EVERYONE
MINECRAFT PARTY EVERYONE
User avatar #8 - mondominiman (12/07/2013) [-]
Not a MC fan but still great nonetheless
#3 - suprmonkey (12/07/2013) [-]
**** yeah! Pony fest!
#21 - arearea (12/07/2013) [-]
good god
that was adorable!
User avatar #1 - dabronydude (12/06/2013) [-]
been waiting for this for ages, thanks for uploading.
User avatar #23 - explore (12/07/2013) [-]
Sweetie Belle is being the worst kind of player, disconnecting the instant she might die. I especially hate those who do it in PvP.
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User avatar #4 to #2 - lunargreenhouse (12/07/2013) [-]
Why?
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#17 to #7 - Rascal (12/07/2013) [-]
it shows maturity that we can look past something so simple and enjoy it anyways without care for people with a narrow mind.
honestly, it doesn't matter what characters they use, the content is what's good on its own, frankly we need more shows with good content that encourage people.
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User avatar #20 to #7 - lunargreenhouse (12/07/2013) [-]
Why should I? What do I gain if I do? Will I get a higher education than University? Will I be more successful than I will be as a Teacher? Will my family love me more if I do although they know how I am? Sorry, but I can't see the benefits. Enlighten me
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User avatar #55 to #22 - lunargreenhouse (12/07/2013) [-]
You did not answer my question, what are the benefits of growing up?
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User avatar #57 to #56 - lunargreenhouse (12/07/2013) [-]
Well here comes the tricky part who is the majority?
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User avatar #59 to #58 - lunargreenhouse (12/08/2013) [-]
And you know that how...?
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User avatar #61 to #60 - lunargreenhouse (12/08/2013) [-]
Common sense is a loosely defined and changed and changes a lot over time. No, tell how you know that the majority grew up and instantly hate something like me.
#9 to #7 - rookai (12/07/2013) [-]
Glad to see you rate success purely off of media consumption.
Take your meds aspie, you're starting to act up.
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#11 to #10 - marikthegunslinger (12/07/2013) [-]
What makes you think a brony would want to abide by the standards of someone who berates them based on a small percentage of overly enthusiastic fans?

"Yeah, I'll totally stop liking this TV show because someone else doesn't like that I like it."

You have no reason to be here.
#12 to #10 - rookai (12/07/2013) [-]
Aww look at the little autistic fag try to defend himself, can't think of anything better you beggar?
You wish you could be a pony fag, but you will have to settle for an even lesser being.
#14 to #12 - rookai (12/07/2013) [-]
But seriously, you should realize how flawed this system of demonizing and name-calling really is when it leads nowhere conclusive and contributes nothing to true debate.
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#25 to #16 - rookai (12/07/2013) [-]
Hey buddy, wanna chat?
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#26 to #25 - economic has deleted their comment [-]
#27 to #26 - rookai (12/07/2013) [-]
Sing more of your tune you loveable scamp, you.
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#29 to #28 - rookai (12/07/2013) [-]
Do go on.
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#31 to #30 - rookai (12/07/2013) [-]
See, the thing I'm trying to say here is that I don't hate you, buddy, I'm just dissapointed.
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#33 to #32 - rookai (12/07/2013) [-]
Listen, did a brony eat your dog or something, or are they just an easy target?
You can trust me, we're all friends here.
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#35 to #34 - rookai (12/07/2013) [-]
Why do you seriously hate bronies? I understand that you don't like them, but I want to understand why you don't, maybe you can convince me of your point.
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#36 to #35 - economic has deleted their comment [-]
#37 to #36 - rookai (12/07/2013) [-]
How about a different argument? Because, to be honest there are probably a decent group of people who do watch rugrats for enjoyment and I see nothing wrong with that.
As far as violence goes, there are quite a few instances in which violence has been used for an unjust cause.
There is nothing wrong with watching a TV show outside the intended demographic.
GIVE ME A BETTER REASON TO HATE BRONIES LIKE THE SCUM THEY ARE.
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#39 to #32 - rookai (12/07/2013) [-]
So now I can safely assume you have no real argument, and are simply seeking attention?
Not to mention incorrectly conjugating "castration".
Hope you have a nice day you pony-boy lover you. <3
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#41 to #40 - rookai (12/07/2013) [-]
No no no mate, not misspelled, just incorrectly conjugated.
You wouldn't happen to be a native English speaker would you?
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#43 to #42 - rookai (12/07/2013) [-]
EXCUSE ME. I am one person, thank you very much.
And second, what country are you from?
And third, stop replying if you don't want to talk, unless you would be willing to friend me so we could talk privately and stuff.
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#45 to #28 - rookai (12/07/2013) [-]
So you still like talking to me?
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#47 to #46 - rookai (12/07/2013) [-]
That a yes?
No?
Maybe?
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#48 to #47 - economic has deleted their comment [-]
#49 to #48 - rookai (12/07/2013) [-]
YES. From now on make sure when you are addressing one person you use the singular form of a word.
Freak, not freaks.
Faggot, not faggots.
Friend, not friends.
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#51 to #50 - rookai (12/07/2013) [-]
Good job, now just make sure you capitalize the first word of you sentences and you would be well set in English communications.
Listen, babe, this is fun and all, but stop replying to me, 'tis a bit on the creepy side.
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#53 to #52 - rookai (12/07/2013) [-]
Bye.
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#64 to #7 - maddthesane (12/09/2013) [-]
What was that C.S. Lewis quote? Something about childish things and growing up? I can't seem to find it…
#6 to #2 - sinery (12/07/2013) [-]
Indeed, it would slow down the human population growth.
#63 - xgrandmoffx (12/09/2013) [-]
After waiting for this for so long, Jan finally has delivered. Today is a good day.
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