Domestic Abuse is FUN Abuse. I love you.. Funny story shad at time. Be sleeping together 37 KB JPG shaving dream about fighting. Throwing hooks but it' s like W
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Domestic Abuse is FUN Abuse

I love you.

Funny story
shad at time. Be sleeping
together
37 KB JPG shaving dream about fighting.
Throwing hooks but it' s like We got the
brakes on
making agitated noises and
saying "eat **** " in my sleep
ggf decides to wake me up thinking I' m
having a nightmare
sshe snaps me out of my dream right as
I' m throwing a punch
a full force left hook right into her
stomach
sshe rolls of the bed winded
snap up still confused
scream "eat **** bob Ross" at the top of
my lungs
chear my sucking wind and laughing her
ass off at the same time
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Submitted: 04/23/2014
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#153 - xchocolatethunderx (04/24/2014) [-]
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Me when this was my first post to make it to the front page.   
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Me when this was my first post to make it to the front page.
Read the description
#2 - rockergamer (04/23/2014) [+] (12 replies)
you punch her in the stomach, knocking the air out of her, and she laughs?

why didn't OP keep her?
#4 - danster (04/23/2014) [+] (107 replies)
This guy walks up to you in a club and slaps your GF's ass. What do you do?
#48 - lazaman (04/23/2014) [+] (38 replies)
I have dreams where I get in a fight and I can't punch hard.   
I just like, throw my punch as fast as I can, and it lands lightly.   
I also have dreams where I have guns, but they can't shoot the bullets, or the bullets don't hurt people.   
   
It's a very powerless feeling.
I have dreams where I get in a fight and I can't punch hard.
I just like, throw my punch as fast as I can, and it lands lightly.
I also have dreams where I have guns, but they can't shoot the bullets, or the bullets don't hurt people.

It's a very powerless feeling.
#80 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (04/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Heard you been talking **** , like I wouldn't find out.
#151 - atma ONLINE (04/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
And just make a nice little bruise on her face there. That's good. You don't want to smudge the blue in too deep -- then people will start asking questions.
#16 - fozzyj (04/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That gave me a good laugh, I'm choosing not to look at the comments to avoid the little killjoy 						*****
That gave me a good laugh, I'm choosing not to look at the comments to avoid the little killjoy *****
#78 - notsolonleyisland (04/23/2014) [-]
.gif relevant
.gif relevant
#77 - unicornmangina (04/23/2014) [+] (12 replies)
,ot I do is talk in my sleep about a llama named buttermilk. I did once nearly bite my partner on the neck but thankfully he woke up in time and moved my head away
,ot I do is talk in my sleep about a llama named buttermilk. I did once nearly bite my partner on the neck but thankfully he woke up in time and moved my head away
#83 to #77 - ipwnyounine ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Dear lord what is this madness
#90 - pappathethird (04/23/2014) [-]
gf's fw
gf's fw
#125 - quazzi (04/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I once dreamt I had a poke ball sized Bulbasaur and wanted to throw it at this girl; mocking me from across the street. But half way there I dropped it on a gutter and it turned into spaghetti, and all I could say was "						****					 my spaghetti". I then found a new one and forced it to eat a small child's bento, with haste I threw my Bulbasaur at the girl's face and as she bent over in pain it exploded like a grenade.
I once dreamt I had a poke ball sized Bulbasaur and wanted to throw it at this girl; mocking me from across the street. But half way there I dropped it on a gutter and it turned into spaghetti, and all I could say was " **** my spaghetti". I then found a new one and forced it to eat a small child's bento, with haste I threw my Bulbasaur at the girl's face and as she bent over in pain it exploded like a grenade.
#62 - lorppanaattori ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
ok sleepin with ex-gf story here also:

>Sleeping
>Im having a perfectly horrifying nightmare
>ex wakes me up as im apparently making terrifying noices
>look at her, she speaks to me
>have no idea what she just said
>My answer to her was simple
>ERIK KARLSSON
>Fall back to sleep.

Pic related, its Erik Karlsson
User avatar #131 - kalash (04/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I recently had a dream that my mom locked me in a bedroom with some girl (she was a girl i have seen at at school, no idea what her name is or anything, just seen her), expecting us to have sex. we didn't want to so we just cuddled on the bed and talked, until a blowout (like in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.) happened, so we ran outside and she gave me her family jewel to throw into a vortex to end it, so i did and she said i love you, then i woke up. This mean anything?
#147 - jkaizoku ONLINE (04/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"I'll kill you Leonard Nimoy"
User avatar #61 - jzwangpk (04/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Keep her. Only someone who really understands you would laugh instead of getting pissed off.
User avatar #15 - TigerShark ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
My girlfriend talks in her sleep occasionally, one time I woke up to her screaming "you ate my cheese fries!" while she flailed around and smacked me about 20 times.

When I told her about it the next day she told me she was having a dream and that I shouldn't have touched her cheese fries...
User avatar #110 - unlithe ONLINE (04/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i often have terrifying dreams involving some sort of taco creature. i'm not sure what they mean and i don't want to find out.
#39 - anonymous (04/23/2014) [-]
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#10 - anonymous (04/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**anonymous rolled image** This guy walks up to you in a club and slaps your GF's ass. What do you do?
User avatar #26 to #10 - belikea (04/23/2014) [-]
Roll to hit?
#25 - kanatana (04/23/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled image** I am in a hospital, and I laughed way too hard at "eat **** bob ross"
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