Domestic Abuse is FUN Abuse. I love you.. Funny story shad at time. Be sleeping together 37 KB JPG shaving dream about fighting. Throwing hooks but it' s like W
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Domestic Abuse is FUN Abuse

 
Domestic Abuse is FUN Abuse. I love you.. Funny story shad at time. Be sleeping together 37 KB JPG shaving dream about fighting. Throwing hooks but it' s like W

I love you.

Funny story
shad at time. Be sleeping
together
37 KB JPG shaving dream about fighting.
Throwing hooks but it' s like We got the
brakes on
making agitated noises and
saying "eat **** " in my sleep
ggf decides to wake me up thinking I' m
having a nightmare
sshe snaps me out of my dream right as
I' m throwing a punch
a full force left hook right into her
stomach
sshe rolls of the bed winded
snap up still confused
scream "eat **** bob Ross" at the top of
my lungs
chear my sucking wind and laughing her
ass off at the same time
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#153 - xchocolatethunderx (04/24/2014) [-]
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Me when this was my first post to make it to the front page.   
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Me when this was my first post to make it to the front page.
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#2 - rockergamer (04/23/2014) [-]
you punch her in the stomach, knocking the air out of her, and she laughs?

why didn't OP keep her?
User avatar #108 to #2 - klina ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
as far as you know, he may or may not have
User avatar #142 to #2 - perform (04/24/2014) [-]
Because punch was OP.
User avatar #93 to #2 - theunholyx (04/23/2014) [-]
>Implying breaking up was his choice. Damn son he's on 4chan for a reason
#116 to #2 - motherduck (04/23/2014) [-]
Well,you made it quite obvious that you are a kissless virgin,
#6 to #2 - natteravnen (04/23/2014) [-]
Now, i am only assuming, but lets say this is not a 1-time thing.. maybe it was her not keeping him ?
User avatar #13 to #2 - realreality (04/23/2014) [-]
Because much like your sense of reality it's fictitious.
User avatar #17 to #13 - rockergamer (04/23/2014) [-]
rood
#132 to #13 - camzore ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
#76 to #13 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
damn son
#151 - atma (04/24/2014) [-]
And just make a nice little bruise on her face there. That's good. You don't want to smudge the blue in too deep -- then people will start asking questions.
#175 to #151 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
I read it in his voice, and it was precious.
#80 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Heard you been talking **** , like I wouldn't find out.
#4 - danster (04/23/2014) [-]
This guy walks up to you in a club and slaps your GF's ass. What do you do?
User avatar #50 to #4 - enigmaticspirit (04/23/2014) [-]
Stab him in the chest, tear his ******* head off, ********* his corpse, and then use the mixture of semen and blood to paint happy little trees in the background. Happy little trees...
User avatar #74 to #50 - ilikebbc (04/23/2014) [-]
I think you meant to say that you'd look at the ground stuttering "s-sure babe y-you can dance with him I guess.."
User avatar #85 to #4 - plokix (04/23/2014) [-]
paint a picture with him.
User avatar #21 to #12 - pkashp (04/23/2014) [-]
Yes, but not here.
#57 to #27 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
There is only one King kittan!
#160 to #57 - tmoread ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Check it
#29 to #28 - skullball (04/23/2014) [-]
yes
yes
#31 to #30 - skullball (04/23/2014) [-]
mhe
mhe
#32 to #31 - sepherif (04/23/2014) [-]
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#42 to #41 - sepherif (04/23/2014) [-]
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#84 to #51 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
cute
#44 to #43 - sepherif (04/23/2014) [-]
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#54 to #45 - bigjinfinity (04/23/2014) [-]
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#47 to #43 - sepherif (04/23/2014) [-]
It seems we have reached the limits of posting in single line.
It seems we have reached the limits of posting in single line.
#55 to #41 - sepherif (04/23/2014) [-]
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#221 to #60 - sepherif (04/24/2014) [-]
and with this, the bonus round is concluded.

GOOD NIGHT!
#222 to #221 - skullball (04/24/2014) [-]
Sleep tight!
Sleep tight!
#219 to #60 - sepherif (04/24/2014) [-]
oh, forgot one
#213 to #60 - sepherif (04/24/2014) [-]
I'll finish with few bonus entries.   
Not housecat, per say, but in the feline family.
I'll finish with few bonus entries.
Not housecat, per say, but in the feline family.
#211 to #60 - sepherif (04/24/2014) [-]
and this is my last one that is a picture of a cat.
I concede victory to you, my good sir.
#212 to #211 - skullball (04/24/2014) [-]
You put up a good fight
You put up a good fight
#208 to #207 - skullball (04/24/2014) [-]
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#203 to #60 - sepherif (04/24/2014) [-]
that last one was terrifying
that last one was terrifying
#197 to #60 - sepherif (04/24/2014) [-]
getting hard, don't remember which ones I've used....   
doesn't help it's 12:30 a.m. here......
getting hard, don't remember which ones I've used....
doesn't help it's 12:30 a.m. here......
#198 to #197 - skullball (04/24/2014) [-]
i have just woken up but i still have trouble remembering  which ones I've used
i have just woken up but i still have trouble remembering which ones I've used
#192 to #191 - skullball (04/24/2014) [-]
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#189 to #60 - sepherif (04/24/2014) [-]
I feel I am close to admitting defeat, my cat folder is simply to small......
I feel I am close to admitting defeat, my cat folder is simply to small......
#190 to #189 - skullball (04/24/2014) [-]
I have to admit to that too
I have to admit to that too
#210 to #209 - skullball (04/24/2014) [-]
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#199 to #60 - sepherif (04/24/2014) [-]
at least you are rested
at least you are rested
#200 to #199 - skullball (04/24/2014) [-]
Yeah
Yeah
User avatar #228 to #199 - danster (01/30/2015) [-]
Nearly 107 replies, most of it cat macros and gifs from you two.
User avatar #128 to #22 - WelshPimp (04/23/2014) [-]
**** I am you cat?
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User avatar #23 to #4 - Davidowns (04/23/2014) [-]
Slap hes ass. Literally.
User avatar #87 to #4 - willindor (04/23/2014) [-]
Yell zombie and bring him back to the graveyard
User avatar #8 to #4 - mrsecret ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
You are god's happy accident
User avatar #95 to #4 - xdiabolicx (04/23/2014) [-]
Paint some happy trees.
User avatar #9 to #4 - cleateater (04/23/2014) [-]
are you implying that anyone who sees this comment will have a girlfriend?
User avatar #14 to #4 - tomahawkkit (04/23/2014) [-]
tell him about the little secret he painted
User avatar #18 to #4 - europe (04/23/2014) [-]
Ask him how he came back
;_;
User avatar #66 to #4 - DmOnZ (04/23/2014) [-]
Forgive him, it was obviously a happy accident
#162 to #5 - danster (04/24/2014) [-]
I regret not typing in "Eat **** , Bob Ross," so I made a new version.
User avatar #135 to #4 - therizinosaurus (04/24/2014) [-]
unload a full force left hook into his stomach and proceed to scream "eat **** bob Ross" at the top of my lungs
#113 to #4 - lfunnymanl (04/23/2014) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled image** punch her in the stomach and tell him to eat ****
User avatar #152 to #4 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (04/24/2014) [-]
THREEWAY
User avatar #178 to #4 - smokinbutox ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
unload a full force left hook into his stomach.
User avatar #138 to #4 - iamtheballsack (04/24/2014) [-]
tell him to paint his own gf
User avatar #86 to #4 - chimpaflimp (04/23/2014) [-]
Bring him down to his happy little knees.
#112 to #4 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
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#173 to #4 - ultimatefusion (04/24/2014) [-]
"Holy **** , I thought you were dead!"
User avatar #104 to #4 - SteyrAUG ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Apparently you punch him in the stomach while shouting EAT **** BOB ROSS!
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#96 to #4 - allinallout **User deleted account** (04/23/2014) [-]
slap his ass. a lot. just liek follow him around playing with his ass. like fingers and **** . make that ****** so uncomfortable he never touches another butt again
#7 to #4 - splyt (04/23/2014) [-]
thank him and shake his hand
#48 - lazaman (04/23/2014) [-]
I have dreams where I get in a fight and I can't punch hard.   
I just like, throw my punch as fast as I can, and it lands lightly.   
I also have dreams where I have guns, but they can't shoot the bullets, or the bullets don't hurt people.   
   
It's a very powerless feeling.
I have dreams where I get in a fight and I can't punch hard.
I just like, throw my punch as fast as I can, and it lands lightly.
I also have dreams where I have guns, but they can't shoot the bullets, or the bullets don't hurt people.

It's a very powerless feeling.
User avatar #100 to #48 - leafonthewind (04/23/2014) [-]
I know that exact feel
whoever you are fighting turns into like bruce ******* lee and your arms move like you are in a pool of jello and you hit like an anorexic brony with parkinsons

User avatar #101 to #48 - douevensax (04/23/2014) [-]
Holy crap same thing. Worst feeling in the world.

However, I was fighting a very obese guy that I'm fairly sure his pants were spray painted on to his surprisingly firm butt.

And I'm not joking when I mean I saw this and I was fighting this guy in my dreams.
User avatar #102 to #48 - A Pickle (04/23/2014) [-]
I always have dreams where I race someone that I hate and I run slow as **** no matter how hard I try.
#81 to #48 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
I have dreams where someone is chasing me and I try to run as fast as I can but I move in slow-mo
User avatar #107 to #48 - mrbuu ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
its cars in my dreams i can't drive a car or i drive like an blind asian woman. like can't breake or can't go fast **** .
User avatar #158 to #48 - anonshenanigans (04/24/2014) [-]
Similar thing with me, when I have a dream of fighting, I start by throwing a light punch, and then get completely winded, to the point where I have no will to fight. ANybody have a similar experience.
#115 to #48 - avocadomessiah ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
I seem to have the best dreams.
My seemingly weak punches do the opposite of what you'd expect them to do, and do tons of damage. The only guns that work are my fingers.
Also, I can turn invisible whenever I feel like it and get to places I'd usually be prevented from going to. This usually pairs well with my teleportation and mind manipulation abilities. Like, one time I had one of those dreams where you just want to **** something. So I teleported to my crush's room (which looked like a different version of my room), turned invisible, and waited for her to walk in her room. I then used my mind manipulation abilities and preceded to **** her.

Mfw I wake up with soiled underwear on the floor.
#117 to #115 - lazaman (04/23/2014) [-]
I call 			********		 faggot.   
Now go rub your cock on a couch cushion and pretend it's your favorite anime girl, like you do every night.
I call ******** faggot.
Now go rub your cock on a couch cushion and pretend it's your favorite anime girl, like you do every night.
#119 to #117 - avocadomessiah ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
I'm not a ******* weeb.
#120 to #119 - lazaman (04/23/2014) [-]
I don't give a care.
#122 to #121 - lazaman (04/23/2014) [-]
I have the cure right here for you.
#174 to #48 - thepink (04/24/2014) [-]
I'd always get those ones where I'd be out in the open and somethings coming at me and I can't scream for help.  I get that feeling way in the back of my throat, like I can feel the scream vibrate and stuff so I know it's supposed to be loud, but it hardly makes any sound.  Kind of like laryngitis or some 			****		 where it's all airy and squeaky and quiet.   
   
I'm feeling like this is a personal thing or a chick thing because in these dreams I never choose to run or fight, it's like I already know I'm helpless to fend someone off myself but now there's no hope of being rescued either.
I'd always get those ones where I'd be out in the open and somethings coming at me and I can't scream for help. I get that feeling way in the back of my throat, like I can feel the scream vibrate and stuff so I know it's supposed to be loud, but it hardly makes any sound. Kind of like laryngitis or some **** where it's all airy and squeaky and quiet.

I'm feeling like this is a personal thing or a chick thing because in these dreams I never choose to run or fight, it's like I already know I'm helpless to fend someone off myself but now there's no hope of being rescued either.
User avatar #180 to #174 - lazaman (04/24/2014) [-]
Ever have dreams where something scary is infront of you and you can't close your eyes or turn your head.
User avatar #182 to #180 - thepink (04/24/2014) [-]
You know what's weird is that when I see scary **** I've never tried to look away, so I guess I can't be too sure if that's what's up. I remember always being too scared to move. I could never flee from any danger, the only thing I felt like I could do was try to get someone's attention to help me. I'm sure there's some psychology behind that...

Now that I'm older I don't get those too much anymore, but when I do I can't even remember seeing anything at all. Like I would just feel like I was being watched or something, and my only response is screaming. The worst is when the first one starts to make a sound, then quickly fade out. Like nothing was there before but now that I made some noise I'm totally ****** .
User avatar #129 to #48 - monsieurhonkhonk (04/23/2014) [-]
I hate that feeling.
When I was younger, I would never be able to run very fast in my dreams, or I'd have trouble breathing. Especially bad when considering that I travel in most of my dreams, and whenever we go by car, the driver is ******* terrible.

Oh yeah, and I always have to pee before I end up ******* a girl, but by the time I get finished, the dream ends.
#82 to #48 - alekksandar (04/23/2014) [-]
**alekksandar rolled image** and trying to scream at the black shadowy figure watching you from a doorway, but not being able to scream at all.
#105 to #82 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
You should stop trying to outrun your shadow.
You should stop trying to outrun your shadow.
#73 to #48 - captainmike (04/23/2014) [-]
In my dreams, I am often in a situation where it is extremely important for me to go somewhere, but my legs feel like led. Can only take one or two steps at a time, it is a very frustrating experience.
#177 to #73 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
I have that same problem. But when I'm able to run away I always run into another area in my dreams. Been to these places. But the thing that's chasing me always comes into place where I am going. But it really scares me because I'm always being chased by Michael Meyers. Freaky **** ! Always scares me when he catches me. Then I wake heart pounding. I check the time it's a little after 3 in the morning and now I'm scared to back to sleep. I don't get scared watching horror movies until it feels weird and believe able in my dream.
#97 to #48 - namnori (04/23/2014) [-]
In my dreams my limbs always work in slow motion. My punches take forever to reach their face and I run like I'm on the moon. It's annoying as 			****		.
In my dreams my limbs always work in slow motion. My punches take forever to reach their face and I run like I'm on the moon. It's annoying as **** .
User avatar #52 to #48 - notsureiffunnyorjk (04/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, the no punching in dreams thing is due to the fact that your body is paralyzed when you dream and sleep. It sucks so hard.
User avatar #98 to #48 - damnfaithlessdogs (04/23/2014) [-]
I used to have dreams where I could barely see. It was extremely hard and painful for me to open my eyes in my dreams. There would be all these cool and amazing things happening, and I could never fully see it. It sounds retarded, but it was truly awful.
User avatar #106 to #98 - impaledsandwich (04/23/2014) [-]
I had those exact kinds of dreams when I was a kid. Worst **** ever.
#94 to #48 - iwillrulenorway (04/23/2014) [-]
kinda the same for me, i'm always paralyzed from the neck down in my nightmares.

i then proceed to get eaten by stripperlookin monsters, slowly
User avatar #91 to #48 - gammajk ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
**** , I have the same dreams. I'll punch but it's like my arm is just made of feathers and my punch is really slow. I had one last night where I had a gun and some guy was attacking me, I would aim the gun right at his face but the bullets would curve off past his face despite being like 3 feet away, and if I did hit him they only made small little marks on his face.
User avatar #166 to #48 - ththdika (04/24/2014) [-]
Instead of punching, try hurting them indirectly like dropping something on them or sleeping with their sister.
#103 to #48 - censius (04/23/2014) [-]
I've actually done alot of research on dream analysis and
#114 to #103 - lazaman (04/23/2014) [-]
Well I doubt that you really researched dreams.
But I am gay.
#150 to #48 - boomboomsha (04/24/2014) [-]
I remember in psych class my teacher told us if we ever can't hurt/punch someone in our dream, it's because our brains imagine things to just be outer shells without real mass.   
   
Until you actually feel something, it could be hollow and weightless, or dense as a lead tank full of your mother.   
   
The fix is to push things in dreams instead of &quot;hitting&quot; them, because strikes like punches usually stop at the surface.   
   
So push the fat stupid kid through a wall like the goddamn koolaid man, don't just punch his invincible dream blubber armor.
I remember in psych class my teacher told us if we ever can't hurt/punch someone in our dream, it's because our brains imagine things to just be outer shells without real mass.

Until you actually feel something, it could be hollow and weightless, or dense as a lead tank full of your mother.

The fix is to push things in dreams instead of "hitting" them, because strikes like punches usually stop at the surface.

So push the fat stupid kid through a wall like the goddamn koolaid man, don't just punch his invincible dream blubber armor.
User avatar #154 to #150 - lazaman (04/24/2014) [-]
When ever I try to push some one, I can't. I just push myself off, or my arms are too weak.
User avatar #156 to #48 - adplum (04/24/2014) [-]
i have dreams where theres something extremely beautiful in front of me, but theres something wrong with my neck and my head wont move in that direction. its so infuriating
User avatar #136 to #48 - reallybadchicken (04/24/2014) [-]
I have all these same problems. Can't punch, run, or can't see. also I cry a lot about dumb things, like a man waiting for a taxi and no one ever picks him up. I end up waking up bawling like "I would've picked you up, you poor man." My second most common mother ******* dreams are always "leading up to" an event that never happens. Most of them consist of me in the car/ walking to my boyfriends house to have sex. My dream lasts 9 hours, and I never get to his house. I never get to sex. I've had an entire dream where said boyfriend and I were in the car going home to have sex and for , I don't know, 8 hours I was driving in silence with him, waiting to get home with a smug ass smile on my face.

#75 to #48 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
punching and kicking doesn't work while dreaming but throws do. now fite errbody
User avatar #118 to #48 - garentei (04/23/2014) [-]
Same for me, I also have dreams where I play teather ball and I keep missing the punch to the ball or the ball goes curved and it makes me annoyed and angry.
#65 to #48 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
I literally have the exact same problem, except for me, the punches either bounce or it turns into me just rubbing them with my fist, it is possibly the worst feeling ever.
#16 - fozzyj (04/23/2014) [-]
That gave me a good laugh, I'm choosing not to look at the comments to avoid the little killjoy 			*****
That gave me a good laugh, I'm choosing not to look at the comments to avoid the little killjoy *****
User avatar #19 to #16 - RealRune (04/23/2014) [-]
Always decide thumbs before viewing comments.

Golden rule.
#78 - notsolonleyisland (04/23/2014) [-]
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#125 - quazzi (04/23/2014) [-]
I once dreamt I had a poke ball sized Bulbasaur and wanted to throw it at this girl; mocking me from across the street. But half way there I dropped it on a gutter and it turned into spaghetti, and all I could say was &quot;			****		 my spaghetti&quot;. I then found a new one and forced it to eat a small child's bento, with haste I threw my Bulbasaur at the girl's face and as she bent over in pain it exploded like a grenade.
I once dreamt I had a poke ball sized Bulbasaur and wanted to throw it at this girl; mocking me from across the street. But half way there I dropped it on a gutter and it turned into spaghetti, and all I could say was " **** my spaghetti". I then found a new one and forced it to eat a small child's bento, with haste I threw my Bulbasaur at the girl's face and as she bent over in pain it exploded like a grenade.
User avatar #127 to #125 - satansferret (04/23/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if there's such a thing, but you might be playing/watching to many games/anime.
User avatar #139 to #125 - haranaslicer (04/24/2014) [-]
I'll have whatever you're having
#90 - pappathethird (04/23/2014) [-]
gf's fw
gf's fw
User avatar #131 - kalash (04/23/2014) [-]
I recently had a dream that my mom locked me in a bedroom with some girl (she was a girl i have seen at at school, no idea what her name is or anything, just seen her), expecting us to have sex. we didn't want to so we just cuddled on the bed and talked, until a blowout (like in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.) happened, so we ran outside and she gave me her family jewel to throw into a vortex to end it, so i did and she said i love you, then i woke up. This mean anything?
User avatar #143 to #131 - freemanareso (04/24/2014) [-]
You're the chosen one.
User avatar #146 to #143 - kalash (04/24/2014) [-]
Well then, i guess its off to Pripyat with some girl i hardly know
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#147 - jkaizoku (04/24/2014) [-]
"I'll kill you Leonard Nimoy"
User avatar #149 to #147 - hurricanesam (04/24/2014) [-]
"That clown has no painis."
User avatar #159 to #149 - captainstinkypinky (04/24/2014) [-]
"What type of dreams do you guys have?"
#77 - unicornmangina (04/23/2014) [-]
,ot I do is talk in my sleep about a llama named buttermilk. I did once nearly bite my partner on the neck but thankfully he woke up in time and moved my head away
,ot I do is talk in my sleep about a llama named buttermilk. I did once nearly bite my partner on the neck but thankfully he woke up in time and moved my head away
User avatar #157 to #77 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
idk what you're talking about, getting bit on the neck is bliss.
#170 to #77 - supermandan (04/24/2014) [-]
"I tried to drag a statement to see what mine was.




The GIF only got larger."
#181 to #77 - sovietghost (04/24/2014) [-]
this is madnes
User avatar #126 to #77 - klokwork (04/23/2014) [-]
I made it so small i cant get at it anymore...
User avatar #141 to #77 - dehnoobshow (04/24/2014) [-]
''You're really good at doing what you do''
So I'm really good at masturbating then crying? Ok.
#111 to #77 - eutherin (04/23/2014) [-]
I need an adult....
User avatar #79 to #77 - grandzora (04/23/2014) [-]
oh lawd the image is only getting bigger
#145 to #79 - chiopet (04/24/2014) [-]
that profile pic
that profile pic
User avatar #88 to #79 - hor (04/23/2014) [-]
Open image in new tab, then do it.
#83 to #77 - ipwnyounine (04/23/2014) [-]
Dear lord what is this madness
User avatar #61 - jzwangpk (04/23/2014) [-]
Keep her. Only someone who really understands you would laugh instead of getting pissed off.
User avatar #109 to #61 - inyerfase (04/23/2014) [-]
first line is "had" to late bro
#62 - lorppanaattori (04/23/2014) [-]
ok sleepin with ex-gf story here also:

>Sleeping
>Im having a perfectly horrifying nightmare
>ex wakes me up as im apparently making terrifying noices
>look at her, she speaks to me
>have no idea what she just said
>My answer to her was simple
>ERIK KARLSSON
>Fall back to sleep.

Pic related, its Erik Karlsson
User avatar #110 - unlithe ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
i often have terrifying dreams involving some sort of taco creature. i'm not sure what they mean and i don't want to find out.
#124 to #110 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
User avatar #171 to #124 - nibbero ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
**nibbero rolls 5**
#39 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #15 - TigerShark (04/23/2014) [-]
My girlfriend talks in her sleep occasionally, one time I woke up to her screaming "you ate my cheese fries!" while she flailed around and smacked me about 20 times.

When I told her about it the next day she told me she was having a dream and that I shouldn't have touched her cheese fries...
User avatar #71 - brothergrimm (04/23/2014) [-]
something like that happened to me once. except i woke up with a black eye and my gf had a busted lip. when i asked wtf just happened she just screamed "You hit me you asshole!"

aaand cue fight over logic vs instant rage. guess which one was her.....
#25 - kanatana (04/23/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled image** I am in a hospital, and I laughed way too hard at "eat **** bob ross"
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