Doing it right. via @CrackedSorcerer Daniel Radcliffe's dog ate his homework www.crackedsorcerer.com/post/2060/Daniel-Radcliffes-dog-ate-his-homework. so i have funny tumblr
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Doing it right

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so i have two little cousins one is IO
and the other is 7 and my aunt told
them they cerld each say one cuss
weed and not get in trouble SC) the
older one very politely says "damn"
but the younger one stands up on
the kitchen table, rips his shirt off
and screams " "
while dive bombing the floor and
my aunt just stood there and stared
at him because she cement get mad
him
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User avatar #3 - namehasntbeentaken (09/01/2014) [-]
I had a similar situation:
>My brother and I
>6-7 years old
>Mom granted us one swear
>Brother immediately said damn it
>Asked if I could save mine for the right time
>She declined
>Begged her and begged her
>Still no, had to be now
>Got really pissed
>This was not the proper way to give someone a gift
>I looked her in the eye
>" **** you"
>She looked kinda shocked
>I felt punishment coming
>She laughed and walked away
>Still fearing for the revenge one day
User avatar #7 to #3 - skorve (09/02/2014) [-]
Damn, that was the perfect time, and it came right away.
#1 - fezzo (09/01/2014) [-]
>Dive bombing to the floor from the kitchen table

I'm guessing she can't get mad because that kid isded
#22 to #1 - peyko (09/02/2014) [-]
**peyko rolled image** >isded
#25 to #1 - anon (09/02/2014) [-]
why did you have to destroy the funny post with the stupid ,,kek,,? Same goes for people who feel the need to say how they ,,lol'd,, or worse than all ,,chuckle'd,,
User avatar #16 to #15 - thebaseballexpert (09/02/2014) [-]
mybodyisready.gif
#9 - mustaches (09/02/2014) [-]
How they have to cuss for the rest of their lives
How they have to cuss for the rest of their lives
#4 - rockergamer (09/02/2014) [-]
>started swearing in maybe the 4th grade
>like a ******* sailor, but not around adults or anyone who could get me in trouble
>crazy good at turning the switch on and off
>only slip like once a year and its only with damn since it's so much like dang
>nobody in my family knows
>eventually tell them and they seem surprised
>if i have kids i'll teach them this
>it's a part of our vocabulary and i'd rather them show some etiquette than be some foul mouth ********
User avatar #6 to #4 - tittylovin (09/02/2014) [-]
That's pretty much most everyone.
User avatar #17 to #4 - thebaseballexpert (09/02/2014) [-]
as soon as i moved out, i noticed i started swearing at everything now. Even when i go visit my parents, i'll casually drop a "This one ******* bitch at work. Holy **** she was ******* retarded" and it doesn't seem out of place to them.

did i swear alot when i was a teenager and i just can't remember it?
#5 - miwauturu (09/02/2014) [-]
Aunts FW
Aunts FW
User avatar #12 - lordlolland (09/02/2014) [-]
My mother would set a 5 minute timer and if we could swear without breaks and without repeating any words until the timer ran out, we would be allowed to swear the following month.

My great grandfather had a very long and complex swear that you had to be able to say perfectly before he would allow you to swear around him, and he could always find some error in your pronunciation, almost as if it was just a way to trick his great grandchildren into not swearing....
User avatar #23 to #12 - thefunnyside (09/02/2014) [-]
What was the word?
#8 - hazador (09/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - articulate ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
When I was little I closed myself in a closet and said "suckers" like Angelica from Rugrats.
#14 to #10 - anon (09/02/2014) [-]
You monster
User avatar #11 - OsamaBinLadenz (09/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, because that really happened. If you're gonnaexaggerate, it would help if it were believable. The first time this was posted, the comments were pretty full of doubt.
User avatar #21 to #11 - sharklazers (09/02/2014) [-]
Who the **** cares if they didn't happen? It's funny. When it's tumblr, comments are full of ******** like you, and when it's 4chan, everybody is pumping their dicks at the thought of it.
User avatar #26 to #21 - OsamaBinLadenz (09/02/2014) [-]
" ******** like [me]"? I'm not saying it's unfunny because it didn't happen. 4chan stories that are completely bizarre and unbelievable can still be funny. The point is there's not a shred of cleverness or creativity that went into this. It's the generic "HAHAHA RANDOM IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE WE'RE 13" ******** .

Also, thanks for being polite, dick.
User avatar #13 - cantfindausername (09/02/2014) [-]
I must have been 4 or so
Playing with Legos with my brother
I was trying to build a house
He kept taking my pieces
Me: "AAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS"
I said that a few times and really didn't even know what it meant.
#20 - anon (09/02/2014) [-]
If it wasn't for the table and the shirt I might have believed it enough to chuckle.
User avatar #2 - tehbomb (09/01/2014) [-]
onthelistofthingsthatdidnthappenthisdidnthappenthemost.gif
User avatar #24 - neokun (09/02/2014) [-]
Damn? Thats ******* petty.
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