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#5 - baconcharizard (03/04/2015) [-]
>1st pic
#1 - thegamepixel ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
#7 - savageoro (03/04/2015) [-]
That ,,Bueno''-face though
#4 - meatygoodness (03/04/2015) [-]
People calling themselves mommy and daddy to their pets
#19 to #4 - hotmammoth (03/04/2015) [-]
That kinda **** belongs in a cringe comp
#52 to #4 - anon (03/05/2015) [-]
The animals come to think of you as a provider/parent figure. Yes, you are their parent.
#21 to #4 - imjared (03/05/2015) [-]
that's how we do it at my house
i tell my dogs to "go to mom"
and she tells them "go to brother"
#36 to #4 - kameken ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Why the 			****		 do people get so assmad about that?
Why the **** do people get so assmad about that?
#26 to #4 - ptolomeus (03/05/2015) [-]
I think it's OK regarding dogs and cats, real sentient beings who show emotion when you try to interact with them...
Small rodent's and reptiles are just weird to call yourself daddy to. Smaller animals in general... But i don't see why people have a problem with it anyway, it's just a word.
I'd rather call myself dad or some **** if i had a dog than master
"Stalin get over here, master wants to feed you"
opposed to
"Josef Mengele come here to padre we're going for a walk"
you just sound like ******* Gollum... On the other hand as i am writing this, i don't think i would call myself daddy or anything at all, but rather use commands.

Also question, have you ever had a dog yourself? Most people i know who has the same problem with the name calling, never owned a dog them self yes i am saying they don't know what is like to have a dog .
User avatar #14 to #4 - heartsickruben (03/04/2015) [-]
I call it my furry little brother.
In dutch is sounds you know... les faggoty.
#30 to #4 - anon (03/05/2015) [-]
How'd I know I'd see this exact same complaint.
How'd I know I'd see this exact same complaint.
#10 to #4 - anon (03/04/2015) [-]
because pretending to be some sort of God who holds a tiny creatures life in their hands isn't megalomania at all and is certainly not fueled by your huge lack of self-worth.   
   
I've met more dogs who were family material then I have people.   
   
about a 100:1 ratio at that.
because pretending to be some sort of God who holds a tiny creatures life in their hands isn't megalomania at all and is certainly not fueled by your huge lack of self-worth.

I've met more dogs who were family material then I have people.

about a 100:1 ratio at that.
#11 to #10 - meatygoodness (03/04/2015) [-]
do... do you need someone to talk to?
#32 to #11 - sunkmanitu (03/05/2015) [-]
That's what he's got a dog for, isn't it?

unless he doesn't, which would be embarassing
#42 to #10 - anon (03/05/2015) [-]
you are still not their parent, you are their friend, when you like someone you know better than your family you are not calling them your children
User avatar #46 to #42 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
If an older man, say a friend of the family, is there in your life from a young age, they might seem like a second father to you. Or, if your fathers **** , you might think of them as your "real" father.
If you make a good friend that is your age that you are very close to, you might think of them like a brother/sister.
Similarly, you adopt a pet, possibly from when they are young, a puppy or kitten or whatever. You raise them and train them, in a way, making you their parent in a way.

Or some **** like that.
#3 - brickfest (03/04/2015) [-]
So do I... don't worry it's completely normal.
#23 - sneakychicken (03/05/2015) [-]
do what you must for I have already won
User avatar #49 to #23 - robdabob (03/05/2015) [-]
definetly the best one in the comp, ayy lmao
#8 - pendeja (03/04/2015) [-]
"I smoked owner's last cigarette"
"I smoked owner's last cigarette"
#29 - generations (03/05/2015) [-]
Every experience I've had with a Chihuahua was a bad one and with most small dogs in general too.
There for I don't like them at all
#53 to #29 - Eichimaru (03/05/2015) [-]
Here ya go, mate! 'Nuff said
#56 to #29 - secretmouse [OP](03/05/2015) [-]
I used to have a chihuahua, and she was... An interesting dog. I'm not sure that I'd ever choose to have one again. And, yeah, small dogs seem to be more high strung, dumber, more stubborn and many of the breeds seem to be overbred (due to high demand, I suppose). If I am ever fortunate to ever be in a position to do so, I'd love to adopt a nice big dog. Small dogs are okay, but the big guys are top dog, in my opinion.
User avatar #34 to #29 - bannor (03/05/2015) [-]
Since little dogs are generally not threatening, people don't take care in training them. They yap, bite, **** everywhere. It's a nightmare honestly.

I love well trained dogs of any kind, but since little dogs are usually neglected, I mostly just hate them on principle now.
#37 to #34 - anon (03/05/2015) [-]
This pretty much.
Even the coal-man said it's the little dogs he has to watch out for.
#20 - manofparody (03/05/2015) [-]
>Referring to a pet as a son or daughter
>Referring to a pet as a son or daughter
User avatar #24 to #20 - yaribeapirate (03/05/2015) [-]
It's just too much. My parents do it and it's so cringey.
User avatar #27 to #20 - therealfell (03/05/2015) [-]
who gives a ****
maybe it's nice for people who can't have kids
as long as the animals aren't being abused or neglected, it's just a word.
#40 to #20 - kameken ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
>Getting angry at people for how they address an animal
User avatar #48 to #40 - manofparody (03/05/2015) [-]
Really?

So since you're so protecting of what other people think and do, you're supportive of this guy:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtH7l-dhHZQ

Don't act like an egotistical douche. You do the same thing under different circumstances. People who call pets their kids are ******* cringey.
#45 - iamaniceperson ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
That smug piece of **** still gets more ass than me
#25 - crimzonhazard (03/05/2015) [-]
"Hey everyone, lets leave our valuables close to the ground"
"Hey everyone, lets leave our valuables close to the ground"
#55 - therealkakashi (03/05/2015) [-]
I had to stop reading near the end of the comp because it was getting hard to breathe from laughing so much. These are great. They're innocent and charming, and I can't think of anything else that gets me so genuinely laughing.
#33 - flutterbye (03/05/2015) [-]
My god, that was a challenge.
#15 - amuzen (03/04/2015) [-]
when I'd go berry picking in bear country, my dog would run off ahead barking until he found a bear, irrirtate it, then go bolting down the mountain past me as fast as he could with an angry grizzly hot on his heels. Lost more than a couple buckets of Salmon berries because of that.
#38 to #15 - anon (03/05/2015) [-]
Maybe you should've stopped taking it with you.
#16 - Wharrblgarbl (03/04/2015) [-]
im so sorry
User avatar #50 to #16 - Welshhobo (03/05/2015) [-]
what?
#58 - bugsbob ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
#54 - helenwheels (03/05/2015) [-]
These are funny. But I must say, I cringe like a ************ when I hear people refer to themselves as being a "dog mom" or a "cat mom"
#51 - franktonfire (03/05/2015) [-]
"My daughter say's I'm an alcoholic, but she just dates black labs"
#44 - cheastnut (03/05/2015) [-]
I think it's funny that the first one says "giant boner" and not just "boner"
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