For some reason the first thing I thought of was of the guy continuing to walk out onto thin air, then look down and fall, like ******* Wile E. Coyote.
was heading home from work. snowing like a bitch. my lights green so im going through there is some 16 year old bitch in all black buried in her phone. i swerve so hard my ass end breaks traction and i swear if my window was down i could have grabbed her back pack. i recover the car and check my mirror she didnt even notice i had almost hit her and the DO NOT WALK sign is glowing bright red in her face... ******* people