Do it Ivan. .. That one girl ran away clutching her purse because her friend just turned black.
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User avatar #2 - fingernails (10/16/2013) [-]
That one girl ran away clutching her purse because her friend just turned black.
#5 - mondprinzessin (10/16/2013) [-]

can it cross water?
#3 - spookyghostparty (10/16/2013) [-]
Darwin approves.
#32 - ulcis (10/17/2013) [-]
Al Jolson approved.
#1 - McCockAFucker (10/16/2013) [-]
it looks like Ivanished
#8 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [-]
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#34 - bigsaltyballs (10/17/2013) [-]
ahh black smoke. the smell of an idling diesel is best smell
User avatar #23 - KayRed (10/17/2013) [-]
Dude stands up with black face and everybody runs away...I'm just saying.
User avatar #12 - yodaddysofat (10/17/2013) [-]
oh how cute.......he's doing blackface
#10 - twofreegerbils (10/17/2013) [-]
I really hate this fad.

In case you don't live in the south, the new cool thing for rednecks to do is "roll coal", which is when they rev a diesel engine enough to produce massive amounts of black exhaust. It's a display of penile length and is basically a competition of who can put the most fumes into the atmosphere at once. Rednecks literally sit in parking lots of the schools, put the truck in neutral, and just roll coal continuously. I ******* hate it.
#13 to #10 - drunkzoomonkey (10/17/2013) [-]
its not just in the south and its not some new fad people have always done it.and i don't know about just sitting in a parking lot in neutral doing it but driving around doing it is actually pretty fun. diesel>gas>hybrid
User avatar #14 to #13 - Surtur (10/17/2013) [-]
As a diesel truck owner/driver i find this very stupid, its people like this that make the EPA and all the other asswipes hate diesels. I love my truck and keep it running clean even tho it is modified. MBRP Exhaust, AFE intake, CMF+ intake horn, upgraded turbo, larger injectors, upgraded high pressure oil pump ( hint 7.3L) and other supporting upgrades. 600 hp and still get 23-25 mpg. Not bad for a 6700 lb truck.

#16 to #14 - drunkzoomonkey (10/17/2013) [-]
doesnt beat my jetta tdi's mpg 8)
User avatar #25 to #16 - Surtur (10/17/2013) [-]
yeah what 35+ city on that? i read the article in Diesel Power mag.
#27 to #25 - drunkzoomonkey (10/17/2013) [-]
i got the car for about about two weeks now and have only used a half a tank so im not sure yet but something around that
User avatar #28 to #27 - Surtur (10/17/2013) [-]
yeah i can usualy got about 500 miles on 1 25 gal tank if its all highway
#29 to #28 - drunkzoomonkey (10/17/2013) [-]
i havent even taken it on the highway yet. the speedometer likes to shut off randomly haha
User avatar #30 to #29 - Surtur (10/17/2013) [-]
like it goes dead while driving or what?
#31 to #30 - drunkzoomonkey (10/17/2013) [-]
sometimes it just doesnt work and sometime it shuts off randomly
User avatar #35 to #31 - Surtur (10/17/2013) [-]
prolly a short somewhere or a bad fuse if you just got it take back to the dealer and have em hook that up to a computer and check for fault codes
#38 to #35 - drunkzoomonkey (10/17/2013) [-]
i just had the whole engine out to replace the tranny i didnt buy it from a dealer i bought it from some kid its an 01 with 189k on it haha
User avatar #19 to #13 - twofreegerbils (10/17/2013) [-]
How is that fun at all? Why don't you just pour gas on the sidewalk and set it on the fire?
#24 to #19 - drunkzoomonkey (10/17/2013) [-]
have you ever driven a diesel? just listening to the turbo spool up is fun and i don't see where you're getting that from gas doesn't produce black smoke unburnt diesel fuel does.and if you where to just dump fuel all over the sidewalk its a lot harder to ignite. although setting things on fire is pretty fun.
User avatar #36 to #24 - twofreegerbils (10/17/2013) [-]
Yes, I have driven a diesel, my dad owns a Passat TDI. And I guess your experience with rolling coal has been different than mine, but in my area, the only reason rednecks like to roll coal is to see how much smog they can create. They aren't doing it to hear their engines or anything like that, it's just a competition to see who can make the most black smoke, that's it. Basically who can pollute the most the fastest.

If they wanted to actually show off the capabilities of the truck then they would hook up to something and start pulling. But the teenage rednecks don't even use their massive trucks anymore, they just jack them up and make them look all pretty and never drive the damn things on any road that isn't paved.
#37 to #36 - drunkzoomonkey (10/17/2013) [-]
well you cant exactly roll coal in tdi you can produce s little smoke but nut nothing compared to an older cummins. blowing massive clouds of black smoke is actually pretty fun although a big waste of money.
User avatar #33 - usernamecannotload (10/17/2013) [-]
So far, it appears that I am only the second person in the comment section that hates when rednecks do this. Its horrible when you're sitting behind someone at a stoplight and when they take off they get all of that black dust **** all over your car because they're inconsiderate assholes. I don't care if they do in a parking lot like in the gif, but doing it when there are vehicles behind you, makes you an asshole. Rant over.
User avatar #15 - chewythewolftwo (10/17/2013) [-]
I don't know how to feel about this considering some exhaust-gas temperatures on these big diesels can get upwards of 800 Degrees F.
Dat ***** got burned
User avatar #17 to #15 - leettaco (10/17/2013) [-]
EGT's are measured at the exhaust manifold
#18 to #17 - chewythewolftwo (10/17/2013) [-]
...I totally knew that   
 I'm used to working on things pre-1970, lol
...I totally knew that

I'm used to working on things pre-1970, lol
User avatar #26 to #18 - ketchupshinobi (10/17/2013) [-]
HK USP Match. Same as in Tomb Raider.
User avatar #20 to #15 - knightr **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [-]
yeah, funny how most of the videos of people doing stupid things rarely result in death or disconfiguration.
User avatar #21 to #20 - chewythewolftwo (10/17/2013) [-]
It's a shame, right?
User avatar #22 to #21 - knightr **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [-]
yeah, expecially when idiots play with their guns and power tools that can easily kill them
User avatar #11 - trogdorrules ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Now stick your dick in it
#9 - elmeheecan **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [-]
**elmeheecan rolled a random image posted in comment #4057761 at Friendly ** ivan's fw <-----------
**elmeheecan rolled a random image posted in comment #4057761 at Friendly ** ivan's fw <-----------
User avatar #4 - fourtwentt (10/16/2013) [-]
How to get cancer for dummies
he should've microwaved his balls, kill two balls with one lump
#6 to #4 - sirkanesixtytwo (10/16/2013) [-]
You never go full retard.
You never go full retard.
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