Disney TFLN Compilation. . You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as You proceeded ta give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
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Disney TFLN Compilation

You kept mumbling that you could
become one with the carpet as You
proceeded ta give yourself the worst
carpet burn I have ever seen
503
Rule of thumb:
if you ask me
my tits are f e
you will not/ get
time
I look like slutty
woodland creatures
dress me in the
morning. Everbody' s -
got problems.
e him, taller
and someppl
always ang y.
The only thought that went
1 through my head was "that
would be an absolute
disaster"
so cl course I said yes
352*
I came so hard that my back
seriously popped like 5 times.
Yeah. It' s Just
like I have his
virginity and he
has my shoes
and where do
we go from
here.
in l
s') He purred while eating
me out
J HE PURRED AND I
LIKED IT.
new
do you remember
men we thought we
were mm knocked "
in me an like
Mu ' anemone
ml ye HEW
his
lg, Astana ,
Where the hell did all N
of these gingers I
come from? It' s like
they crawled out of
their
for st Patrick' s day.
OMG HIS EYES ARE
POOLS OF SEX.
HOT SEX.
I have a new
game.
called "how
weird can you
act before a
guy won' t
**** you."
I' deducted most
guys are willing even f
if you' re ******* ,
I Just saw him
carrying his little
sister while
walking his puppy.
And he was
shirtless. I swear
my ovaries Just
exploded
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS
WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE
me HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN
Ne ONE HOUR.
There' s just this way
he looks at me that
makes me want to
suck his soul out
through his dick.
...
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#7 - corsairjoshua (01/01/2014) [+] (6 replies)
For anybody who is unaware.   
   
TFLN is Texts From Last Night. It's a website with all sorts of crazy 						****					 that crazy people send to each other.
For anybody who is unaware.

TFLN is Texts From Last Night. It's a website with all sorts of crazy **** that crazy people send to each other.
#3 - fuckthepopo (01/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#21 - docvolto (01/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Where the **** is Dideny Worl?
#27 to #21 - berkut (01/01/2014) [-]
Uh, Disney world woul be that way.
#2 - leadstriker (12/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
lol what the **** is this?
#14 - squidamon (01/01/2014) [-]
WHERE WILL YOU BE?
WHERE WILL YOU BE?
#29 - jellyman (01/01/2014) [-]
What the **** am I even reading?
#18 - thebaseballexpert (01/01/2014) [-]
#61
#61
#30 - killeajohn (01/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This look.
#12 - mikoli (01/01/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #1 - timmity (12/31/2013) [-]
i must nt let this happen, this cannot happen, please, stop, before.. it happens, stop here, i beg of you
#8 - chuffberry (01/01/2014) [-]
thank you sir, may i have another?
User avatar #20 - Eggerz (01/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
the only disney princess i would bang would be Ariel. SUCKER for the red hair.
#5 - igneous (01/01/2014) [-]
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#44 - mysticana (01/01/2014) [-]
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#26 - berkut (01/01/2014) [-]
*******					 Thor almighty.
******* Thor almighty.
#25 - TARDIS (01/01/2014) [-]
In fact, acting weird will most likely have the reverse effect.
#11 - gamerfgt (01/01/2014) [-]
Its gonna be a little easier to fap to this than it should be.
Its gonna be a little easier to fap to this than it should be.
User avatar #17 - sheenaandjanie (01/01/2014) [-]
I feel like these quotes are from an actually pretty funny chic movie centered around a group of female friends that want nothing more in life than to have sex with hot men and then get married.

I would see it.
#16 - donthepotato (01/01/2014) [-]
Dude, what?
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