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#7 - anon (08/05/2014) [-]
Dear Diary,

New handgun arrived today. At first I was disappointed because I wanted it to be my new dildo. Then I realized with a little lube... it WAS my new dildo.

Day - 10/10 Would live again
#27 to #7 - ciacheczko (08/05/2014) [-]
*****		, why did you order a gun if you wanted a dildo in first place?
***** , why did you order a gun if you wanted a dildo in first place?
#31 to #27 - anon (08/05/2014) [-]
Because nothing say climax like a bullet though the asshole
User avatar #33 to #31 - ciacheczko (08/05/2014) [-]
Then why the disappointment? **** makes no sense.
User avatar #63 to #27 - howunexpected (08/05/2014) [-]
For safety.
If mom walks in on me pleasuring myself with a 12 inch purple dildo, I need something to shoot her with
#34 to #27 - anon (08/05/2014) [-]
maybe he ordered both?
#39 to #34 - ciacheczko (08/05/2014) [-]
That's the second time I use this img today.
User avatar #84 to #27 - thepandaking (08/06/2014) [-]
joke-ruining joke explanation inbound: In the context of the joke, he ordered a handgun and a new dildo, the handgun came in before the dildo or the dildo was never ordered or whatever (that's not explained in the joke just assumed) therefore he was disappointed upon finding that it was indeed his handgun and not the dildo he ordered as he had previously expected. He then continues to make do with what he has because life is short and he finds a way to be happy with what he has.
User avatar #53 to #7 - gigamuffin (08/05/2014) [-]
Now try it with the safety off.
The thrill of danger will give you an intense orgasm.
User avatar #2 - tomahawkkit (08/05/2014) [-]
who would you only need one boot
#15 to #2 - teratorn (08/05/2014) [-]
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#8 to #2 - darkroro ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
#4 to #2 - TehFunnyMan (08/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #11 - mattdoggy (08/05/2014) [-]
Now everyone knows you got the last leg for your giant lego man
#6 - ironsoul (08/05/2014) [-]
MY package is never discreet
MY package is never discreet
#22 to #6 - anon (08/05/2014) [-]
#52 - deftonesjunkie (08/05/2014) [-]
**deftonesjunkie rolled image** oh boy i hope its an iphone
#10 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
i ordered a horse dildo last night from bad-dragon   
its the length of a 2 liter soda bottle
i ordered a horse dildo last night from bad-dragon
its the length of a 2 liter soda bottle
#59 to #10 - notyaoming (08/05/2014) [-]
That thing ******* scares me...

I also want to buy a bad dragon product, but don't know what...
User avatar #96 to #10 - majormayor (08/06/2014) [-]
That's gotta hurt.
#107 to #10 - redbannerman (08/06/2014) [-]
I have no idea if my pride would allow me to buy something from them... but it's just so ******* tempting. I ain't getting laid anytime soon, why not get an Onahole or something similar? But then I realize that I would not only feel shame every time I use it, I'd feel downright pathetic.



...but goddamnit I can only imagine how it would feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel.
User avatar #111 to #71 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
unflared
#12 to #10 - nemecyst (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm getting my best friend (a straight male) the largest chance the stallion (flared) for his eighteenth birthday. I'm going to ask the crew of bad dragon to sign it and then I'm gonna put it in a glass case.
#14 to #12 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
i was thinking of getting a flared one but i realised it would be difficult to get the flared head in so i bought a medium sized unflared chance with a cumtube
i was thinking of getting a flared one but i realised it would be difficult to get the flared head in so i bought a medium sized unflared chance with a cumtube
#18 to #16 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
yes indeed now i just have to wait weeks for it to arrive cause i had it custom ordered
yes indeed now i just have to wait weeks for it to arrive cause i had it custom ordered
User avatar #62 to #18 - howunexpected (08/05/2014) [-]
I tried to get one of their normal ones and they didn't let me because "my specifications were impossible"
It was a normal (well, as normal as an animal dildo can be) one. No fun colours or even a cumtube.
I will not be working with Bad Dragon again
User avatar #87 to #62 - gearshift (08/06/2014) [-]
Uhhhh...

My friends got me a very large horse dildo as a joke a few years back

Now I know where it's from
User avatar #114 to #87 - howunexpected (08/06/2014) [-]
The cheapest one I've ever seen on there was like 80.
did you use the dildo?
User avatar #113 to #87 - howunexpected (08/06/2014) [-]
I doubt they got you a dildo from Bad Dragon as a gift. Those things easily run 150-800 USD
User avatar #119 to #113 - gearshift (08/07/2014) [-]
No I've never used it, I keep it on my desk and use it as a stress ball.

It's a weird speckled brown color, not sure if that identifies the producer.
User avatar #120 to #119 - howunexpected (08/08/2014) [-]
Not really.
Also, you squeeze a horse cock when you get stressed?
User avatar #121 to #120 - gearshift (08/08/2014) [-]
It's squishy and it's always there for me.

Kinda like how some people have a pet rock or something that they talk to when the world pisses them off.

Somtimes when I get frustrated I like to slap it and watch it bounce around like a inflatable tube man. The sound is relaxing.

Plus I like to hide it under my roommates pillow when he brings friends over.
User avatar #122 to #121 - howunexpected (08/08/2014) [-]
Sounds therapudic
User avatar #123 to #122 - gearshift (08/08/2014) [-]
I'm developing an emotional attachment to it.
User avatar #124 to #123 - howunexpected (08/08/2014) [-]
Will you show it your affection by shoving it into your orifices?
User avatar #125 to #124 - gearshift (08/08/2014) [-]
Doubt it'll fit unfortunately
#17 to #10 - sanbonzakura (08/05/2014) [-]
just curious
#19 to #17 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
im a guy
#24 to #19 - sanbonzakura (08/05/2014) [-]
nice
nice
#26 to #24 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
indeed
indeed
User avatar #28 to #26 - sanbonzakura (08/05/2014) [-]
and how much does such dildo cost?
User avatar #30 to #28 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
well its a very high quality silicone toy so its in the hundred dollar area
User avatar #35 to #30 - sanbonzakura (08/05/2014) [-]
do they sell any toys for not bend guys? i would really like to stop dealing with all the **** girls bring with them
User avatar #37 to #35 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
bend guys ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - sanbonzakura (08/05/2014) [-]
bent*
you know str8 m8 play on words and ****
User avatar #40 to #38 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
do you mean like penetrable toys ?
User avatar #41 to #40 - sanbonzakura (08/05/2014) [-]
yes thats what i meant
i guess i failed a bit
User avatar #42 to #41 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
yes they do theres 7 different ones
and each one costs 130 but you could always to to the adoption page and find one thats a bit cheaper
User avatar #43 to #42 - sanbonzakura (08/05/2014) [-]
adoption page? i dont get it
User avatar #44 to #43 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
its a page where they place toys that have minor flaws like air bubbles or nicks in the silicone or uneven silicone on the bottom of the base
User avatar #45 to #44 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
and its sold at a cheaper price
User avatar #46 to #45 - sanbonzakura (08/05/2014) [-]
yea i went for a look and found out what the deal
thank you and good luck with your dildo
#20 to #10 - runapuff (08/05/2014) [-]
I bought my first dildo a while back, but it's been sitting between the wall and my bed because it won't fit up in them lady parts. But I'm too lazy to try and... expand, if you will.   
   
I am literally too lazy to even masturbate.
I bought my first dildo a while back, but it's been sitting between the wall and my bed because it won't fit up in them lady parts. But I'm too lazy to try and... expand, if you will.

I am literally too lazy to even masturbate.
#21 to #20 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
maybe i can help with that
User avatar #23 to #21 - youngfearless (08/05/2014) [-]
well, if it's you, it won't be expanding much
#29 to #23 - fzjoss (08/05/2014) [-]
#rekt   
   
I propose that you two compare dicks on 			****		. Or else redzeopowerranger will stay rekt, and from now on shall be called small-dick-redzeopowerranger
#rekt

I propose that you two compare dicks on **** . Or else redzeopowerranger will stay rekt, and from now on shall be called small-dick-redzeopowerranger
User avatar #64 to #29 - youngfearless (08/05/2014) [-]
if he's willing, i'd do it
#83 to #64 - Jowi (08/06/2014) [-]
I.... uh.... kinda wanna see this go down.... No homo

jk, all the homo
User avatar #67 to #64 - fzjoss (08/05/2014) [-]
We are waiting, small-dick-redzeopowerranger.

Unless you are too much of a scaredy pussy to do it

faggot

<3 pls dont h8 m8
User avatar #78 to #67 - youngfearless (08/06/2014) [-]
you've been spelling his name wrong, so i don't think he's getting the notification
User avatar #89 to #78 - fzjoss (08/06/2014) [-]
I dun fuk up, damn


redzeopoweranger
#25 to #23 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
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#56 to #23 - hardongo ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
SHLEKT
#72 to #23 - Sorrowscythe ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
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#54 to #23 - venegal ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice!
Nice!
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User avatar #82 to #20 - lordfroz (08/06/2014) [-]
whats this size that wont "fit"?

Whats your ideal size? ... get a ruler
#36 - kawai (08/05/2014) [-]
is that your new deagle ?
#70 - macarenaoftime (08/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #103 to #70 - thetaxman (08/06/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #69 - unusualember (08/05/2014) [-]
And then it's actually a soup ladle.
User avatar #80 - maxismahname (08/06/2014) [-]
Well turns out 50% of this community has bought a dildo
I don't think we have the right to call other websites faggots
User avatar #101 to #80 - thetaxman (08/06/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #115 to #101 - maxismahname (08/06/2014) [-]
Shut up whitey
User avatar #116 to #115 - thetaxman (08/07/2014) [-]
ok
#95 - lewhisperingeye (08/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #99 to #95 - thetaxman (08/06/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #51 - fatalmaster (08/05/2014) [-]
looks ready to go, no need for unwrapping.
User avatar #3 - classybot (08/05/2014) [-]
I thought all ordered L letters were packaged that way
User avatar #5 - IamSofaKingdom (08/05/2014) [-]
Well who is honestly going to know you ordered sunglasses in a box shaped like that?
#47 - anon (08/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
<- What's inside the box
User avatar #60 - alhemicar (08/05/2014) [-]
this was posted on the onion, right?
User avatar #104 to #60 - thetaxman (08/06/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #117 to #112 - thetaxman (08/07/2014) [-]
plsno
#118 to #117 - alhemicar (08/07/2014) [-]
:c
:c
#73 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
I use my toothbrush as a dildo the opposite part. So the morning I just switch it around for my etth but in the evening I switch it around and use it for my butthole, once in a blue moon I use the brush part to go towards my prostate when I'm jerking off.   
   
MFW I don't have to pay for dildos.
I use my toothbrush as a dildo the opposite part. So the morning I just switch it around for my etth but in the evening I switch it around and use it for my butthole, once in a blue moon I use the brush part to go towards my prostate when I'm jerking off.

MFW I don't have to pay for dildos.
User avatar #88 to #73 - gearshift (08/06/2014) [-]
Remember to add toothpaste for the sweet burning sensation
#74 to #73 - dronenortle (08/06/2014) [-]
What the **** is wrong with you?
User avatar #102 to #76 - thetaxman (08/06/2014) [-]
ok
#109 - wumbido (08/06/2014) [-]
its the scar's boot stock
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