>At the local beach with 2 best friends and long time gf
>First guy, let's call him Steven, good friend of mine since boy scouts when I was 7. SUUUUPER CHILL.
>Seriously, this guy got grounded a couple years back and stared at the ceiling for 8 hours. Completely sober
>He was even still allowed to use his laptop and ****
>Second guy, Jim, is a complete bitch. But still a childhood friend of mine.
>Gf at the time was a 10/10 blonde. Again, knew her since childhood.
>She was pretty cool about my little ideas.
>So we all swam out to this rock.
>Probably about 250m out from the beach.
>Not too much considering we are all relatively fit
>Of course, Jim, is bitching about how he has a bad knee
>Also somehow manages to scrape his leg on the rock
>Chill there for a bit
>Absolutely gorgeous day outside
>Decide it's time to swim back
>Jim bitching about his knee again
>Tell them if they wanted to swim to a nearby island to take a break in between, it could help
>They head over
>Gf is sitting on my lap as I lean on the rock facing the beach full of people
>Start grinding her body against mine
>She knows whatsup
>Move her bottoms to the side and start
>See Steven leading Jim out of the trees on the island
>Back towards us
>Wave my hand telling them to go back
>They keep coming
>Find out after that Jim just thought it was the waves making her go up and down
>They come closer
>I yell at them to go back
>Jim is bitching about his knee again and that he can't turn around
>They get back to the rock and notice we are having sex
>Tell them they can go ****
themselves and they should have stayed back
>After a solid 5 mins we all swim back and continue with our day
>You may think this was awkward but it really wasn't
>Still don't know why