Dildo. Oh god... No wonder it got stuck its rectangle and black Dildo admin tumblr idgaf
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User avatar #24 - flomosho (01/16/2014) [-]
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THE EXCLUSIVE DILDO AUDIO TRACK

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User avatar #6 - Bakerlalalalala (01/16/2014) [-]
No wonder it got stuck its ******* rectangle and black
#3 - jasonseagull (01/15/2014) [-]
**** you for making your batteries last so long in dildos
User avatar #5 - thousandsunny (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm both delighted and appalled at how open this guy is about having to go to the doctors with a vibrating dildo in his booty hole O.o
User avatar #15 to #5 - worshippingbensho (01/16/2014) [-]
well... it is either to have an very awkward time when having to explain that you have a dildo in your ass and can not get it out... and having everyone laugh behind your back. rather then to be completely open about it and laugh with everyone and have a better memory of it... and besides... this is funny anyway so just go down with the ship like a clown and have people love ya for it!
#2 - evebishop (01/15/2014) [-]
A week later he tried it again.....   
<guy for the next week
A week later he tried it again.....
<guy for the next week
User avatar #8 - privateblakevell (01/16/2014) [-]
For the love of god, please tell me I'm not the only person who tried to click the audio part.
User avatar #16 to #8 - greyshirt ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
I tried to type in the address.
#9 to #8 - thebilliam (01/16/2014) [-]
You are not alone
You are not alone
#4 - toxinfrog (01/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - lazorman (01/16/2014) [-]
look up "weird twitter"
it's an entire subsection of twitter with just weird (yet brilliant) people being fun.
#18 to #17 - flomosho (01/16/2014) [-]
upload all of them.
upload all of them.
#19 to #18 - lazorman (01/16/2014) [-]
here's a snip from Fred Delicious, he's one of my favorites
#20 to #19 - flomosho (01/16/2014) [-]
uploadit
uploadit
User avatar #21 to #20 - lazorman (01/16/2014) [-]
NOW you're thinkin like a green thumb capitalist!
www.funnyjunk.com/god+bless+you+sweaty+five+dollars/funny-pictures/4978043
User avatar #10 - nonnotitiapono (01/16/2014) [-]
why the **** is the dildo blacked out? its an x-ray.
#12 to #10 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
this is funnyjunk, anything phallic is deemed **** and the mods will be on you faster than a hooker when you break out the benjamins
User avatar #14 to #12 - smoothmcgroove (01/16/2014) [-]
Faster than a fat kid on a Smartie
#28 - EventHorizon (01/16/2014) [-]
I've seen some **** ...
User avatar #29 to #28 - riddlerenigma ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
literally!
User avatar #22 - chrisel (01/16/2014) [-]
Does anybody has the audio track for the vibrating dildo, I'm curious how it sounds
User avatar #25 to #23 - chrisel (01/16/2014) [-]
I expected a more vibrating sound instead of beeping, but anyways thanks for the link
User avatar #26 to #25 - flomosho (01/16/2014) [-]
listen for the background sound behind the beeping
User avatar #27 to #26 - chrisel (01/16/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #13 - tittylovin (01/16/2014) [-]
attention whore
#11 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Never thought about it that way **
#1 - cyberkite (01/15/2014) [-]
Looks like jack frost to me
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