Difficult Decision. I think I'd press it though.. You have pressed the button! 1282 [15%} people have pressed this button, while 7374 %) did not. You will never
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Difficult Decision

Difficult Decision. I think I'd press it though.. You have pressed the button! 1282 [15%} people have pressed this button, while 7374 %) did not. You will never

I think I'd press it though.

You have pressed the button!
1282 [15%} people have pressed this button, while 7374 %) did not.
You will never find any but You die a horrible and
trace of love in your life painful death.
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Submitted: 11/15/2013
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#2 - arollinggolem (11/15/2013) [-]
Never thought i would ever get to use this one
User avatar #18 to #6 - chaoticlaw (11/16/2013) [-]
So I pretty much just become immortal.
User avatar #19 to #6 - CaptainWaffles (11/16/2013) [-]
Well, let's see, being Omniscient means "all knowing." That means you know the innermost workings of the Universe. Meaning you know how to make anything and can, especially combined with telekinesis. On top of that, you are immortal, so you have the time to build an army completely loyal from nothing but dust. Knowing how to make the most impervious of materials to armor yourself (as well as the ability to make them) and well as the ability to know where projectiles would travel would make you invincible as well. I don't see how this isn't being a God.
User avatar #24 to #6 - freakstorm (11/16/2013) [-]
If you're omniscient and have telekinesis you can pretend to be god, and **** with the christians
User avatar #11 to #6 - IamSofaKingdom (11/16/2013) [-]
You are essentially the biblical God. "You shall have no other gods before me". He is referenced repeatedly as the one true god and the others as idols. So he is omniscient, omnipotent and believes only in Himself.

Given those powers you would probably be powerful enough to exists outside of time (time is not an absolute, it is altered by gravity) as well, you would probably be the being that inspired the Bible in the first place.
User avatar #21 to #6 - haroldsaxon (11/16/2013) [-]
Knowing and believing are two different things, so this should be no problem.
User avatar #3 - camslayer (11/15/2013) [-]
Why would I push a button that had 2 negatives?
User avatar #10 to #3 - mylazy (11/16/2013) [-]
If you did, you would be part of the 15%.
User avatar #20 to #3 - haroldsaxon (11/16/2013) [-]
2 negatives makes a positive
User avatar #5 to #3 - mikesch (11/15/2013) [-]
**** , how can one miss the joke here?
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User avatar #9 to #4 - schmuxy ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
to be fair, I wasn't quite sure for a moment either.
#7 to #4 - lordleto (11/16/2013) [-]
i belive this is what you meant?
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User avatar #15 - stevewillrule (11/16/2013) [-]
Did I hit this button by accident or something?
#13 - shrekhulkbane (11/16/2013) [-]
you have your dream car, but you get stopped by every single light
User avatar #14 to #13 - hydraetis (11/16/2013) [-]
Hell no.
#16 to #14 - anonmynous (11/16/2013) [-]
If I had my dream car it wouldn't matter if all the lights turned red on me because the police would never catch me.
User avatar #17 to #16 - hydraetis (11/16/2013) [-]
You make a very good point.
#23 to #13 - dudeyouisnasty (11/16/2013) [-]
Not a problem, where i'm going I dont need roads.
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