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#22 - Jameshaich (12/10/2013) [-]
I'm on my second year in my Software Development Course.
I can't program for ****
#27 to #22 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
First year here

I am currently putting off my level one assignment literally as we speak, and I'm supposed to head to my lab in 10 minutes to start it (it's due in 2 days)

Help me based C#
#56 to #22 - endexter (12/10/2013) [-]
me too, we spend too much time on theory in our CS programs, wonder when i'll actually get good.
User avatar #25 to #22 - golemnardah (12/10/2013) [-]
I spent 2 years teaching myself C++ (absolutely no schooling involved) and i'm currently creating my own game.
User avatar #45 to #25 - quoterox (12/10/2013) [-]
thanks to that bit of info you have earned yourself a subscriber.
#107 to #25 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
There's nothing hard about learning a language or the basics of programming.
User avatar #133 to #107 - golemnardah (12/12/2013) [-]
I never said it was hard, or that I was better than anyone. I was just pointing out that you don't have to take a course to learn it. I actually learn more when I'm doing it with my free time.
User avatar #70 to #25 - braggaboom ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
We need to talk more.
User avatar #63 to #25 - sinery (12/10/2013) [-]
Which environment?
User avatar #134 to #63 - golemnardah (12/12/2013) [-]
Currently i'm using Notepad++ with MinGW, but error correcting can be pain since you have to compile it to find the errors.
#136 to #134 - sinery (12/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #62 to #25 - tulioandmiguel (12/10/2013) [-]
Wich sites/courses/videos/etc would you recomend me?

I was watching TheCherno guide on youtube( im on ep 69 ), and now I think I'll try to learn libgdx.
User avatar #135 to #62 - golemnardah (12/12/2013) [-]
I spent a lot of time using lazyfoo.net/SDL_tutorials/ since I was learning SDL at the time, but for basic game design I used fixbyproximity.com/2d-game-development-course/. The rest I kind of just googled everytime I needed to figure something out. A good forum I still use is www.dreamincode.net/
User avatar #138 to #135 - tulioandmiguel (12/12/2013) [-]
Oh I see, thank you very much!
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User avatar #121 to #1 - srskate (12/10/2013) [-]
Do you see what you did?
You see what you ****** did!?

Are you proud?
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User avatar #3 to #1 - mereu (12/10/2013) [-]
I'm a master programmer.
#5 to #1 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
Master programmer in training.
User avatar #32 to #1 - laserninjashark (12/10/2013) [-]
I'm a program masterer
User avatar #55 to #1 - endexter (12/10/2013) [-]
so-so programmer
User avatar #73 to #1 - mondominiman (12/10/2013) [-]
FJ has a lot of users and not all of them sit at home and masturbate. The other 10% have jobs
User avatar #57 to #1 - revengeforfreeze (12/10/2013) [-]
I'm just a master bater..
User avatar #86 to #57 - zombielovez (12/10/2013) [-]
me too
#8 to #1 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
Master programmer reporting in.
#9 to #1 - wadawada (12/10/2013) [-]
I turn software into pizza and caffeine.
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User avatar #58 to #7 - revengeforfreeze (12/10/2013) [-]
anyone has the but why surgeon picture?
#60 to #58 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #61 to #60 - revengeforfreeze (12/10/2013) [-]
thanks
#15 to #7 - stadic (12/10/2013) [-]
That gif
#38 to #7 - capslockftw (12/10/2013) [-]
i am grandmaster programmer; YOU SHALL NOT LOOP
User avatar #49 to #38 - kamusioso (12/10/2013) [-]
what if i for?
User avatar #52 to #49 - capslockftw (12/10/2013) [-]
Loop Type Description
while loop Repeats a statement or group of statements while a given condition is true. It tests the condition before executing the loop body.

for loop Execute a sequence of statements multiple times and abbreviates the code that manages the loop variable.

do...while loop Like a while statement, except that it tests the condition at the end of the loop body

nested loops You can use one or more loop inside any another while, for or do..while loop.


u still loop
User avatar #74 to #52 - matuemco (12/10/2013) [-]
loopy plz
#6 - hchmly (12/10/2013) [-]
I am a master programer.
User avatar #18 - iamaniceperson (12/10/2013) [-]
I am a master programmer, I write **** and it does **** .
User avatar #92 to #18 - mitchr (12/10/2013) [-]
Wait, your code works? My god, he is!
#87 - anisbanana (12/10/2013) [-]
99 little bugs in the code
99 little bugs in the code
Take one down, patch it around
117 little bugs in the code
User avatar #94 to #87 - ruebezahl (12/10/2013) [-]
The name of that song is "Never Heard About Regression Testing"
#19 - staniel (12/10/2013) [-]
I am a master programmer. I know how to use Command Prompt.
User avatar #10 - fistymcbeefpunch (12/10/2013) [-]
I am a master programmer. I once made an led blink out SOS in Morse code with an arduino.
#17 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
I'm a master programmer, I run a Minecraft server.
#81 - donaldducksdick (12/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #4 - edemylove **User deleted account** (12/10/2013) [-]
I'm a master programmer.
User avatar #119 to #4 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
I like how hchmly posted the same thing after you and he got way more thumbs
User avatar #132 to #119 - edemylove **User deleted account** (12/11/2013) [-]
It's the story of my life friend!
User avatar #39 - mangostormlegend (12/10/2013) [-]
Someone at my university was wearing an engineering version of this

Engineer
n. [en-gin-eer]
An organism that thrives off caffeine and last-minute work
#29 - skiskate (12/10/2013) [-]
I am a master programmer, I made a Skyrim mod once.
User avatar #31 to #29 - hoban (12/10/2013) [-]
that dragon looks aweseome
User avatar #34 to #31 - skiskate (12/10/2013) [-]
I changed the eye texture
User avatar #64 to #34 - captainpatters (12/10/2013) [-]
That is the most pointless mod I have ever seen.
and I NEEEEEEEED it!
User avatar #69 to #64 - hydromatic (12/10/2013) [-]
You know nothing Jon Snow

www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/9279/?
User avatar #14 - jibb (12/10/2013) [-]
Master programmer reporting in
User avatar #37 - ltbuttstrong (12/10/2013) [-]
*Software and poop
#102 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
I am a master programmer. I have 2 badges on CodeAcademy.
I am a master programmer. I have 2 badges on CodeAcademy.
User avatar #82 - Bad Man (12/10/2013) [-]
Honest question:
Is it worth it to learn code?
User avatar #83 to #82 - zomaru ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Depends, what would you like to do?
User avatar #84 to #83 - Bad Man (12/10/2013) [-]
Nothing in particular, I'm just wondering if it's a worthwhile skill to invest in, even if you're only dabbling in it. Does basic coding have any practical use in every day life?
#116 to #84 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
writing simple scripts helps with a lot of day to day activities in many fields, even if you don't learn things at a professional level

i'd imagine for most math and science related jobs, learning the basics of scripting language would be insanely useful, even if its only to sort or enter data to take some of the tediousness out of manually doing it all yourself
User avatar #85 to #84 - zomaru ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
If you have plenty of free time then you can amuse yourself. But other then that you will most likely never need it. But the simpler languages can keep you busy for hours.
#99 to #82 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
My belief is that anyone who owns a computer should have at least a basic understanding of code. You need to login to view this link is a good place to start. Most widely used code globally would be java.
User avatar #35 - milomcrobbie (12/10/2013) [-]
I'm a very poor programmer.
User avatar #26 - clonedcommando ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Just be sure to remember the 2 key statements when writing code.
1) My code doesn't work and I don't know why.
2) My code works and I don't know why.
#11 - wingeddemon (12/10/2013) [-]
I just don't get why people have to be assholes when someone else says they are a programmer on fj.
User avatar #95 to #11 - pwoneill (12/10/2013) [-]
because stating that you know how to program in the comments section is almost always a form of bragging as it is almost never necessary. so people on here get mad cause everyone starts acting pretentious and brags about how they know basic programming that a 5 dollar trip to barnes and noble could teach you
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