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#1 - blazitmothafoka

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(10/09/2017)[-]

Was that a Master Bait then?

#2 to #1 - igeekout

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(10/09/2017)[-]

Yes. And like me, they are master baiters. And they master baited with their friend's cremains.

#5 to #1 - julior

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(10/09/2017)[-]

I have the macabre theory that this big fish is in fact the reincarnation of their friend.

He saw them and immediately wanted to greet them - BAM another death, next incarnation.

(I know that this theory has many holes. Lemme enjoy my theory.)

#11 to #5 - blazitmothafoka

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(10/09/2017)[-]

He wanted to die so bad he made it twice

#35 to #11 - eeveelutionize

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(10/09/2017)[-]

#13 to #1 - mommamadeira

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(10/09/2017)[-]

The face of the guy on the right

"I can't believe he told us to do this **** and it worked! A madman in death!"

#59 to #1 - lnfinitereaper

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(10/09/2017)[-]

LE MIDDLE SCHOOL TOP TIER JOKE "EYE MASTER" BAIT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL TOTALLY GOT HIM THERE YOU DESERVE TO BE A MOD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

#83 to #59 - itblobboy

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(10/10/2017)[-]

It's a fun pun.

#4 - williamshaqner

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(10/09/2017)[-]

Too old for my taste

#6 to #4 - friedpotato

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(10/09/2017)[-]

#21 to #4 - stabatron

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(10/09/2017)[-]

he found the one 17year old that looks like a 30 year old.

#27 to #21 - lotengo#90 on commentsRank#90

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(10/09/2017)[-]

And, just like her name implies, she's 350% jewish

#80 to #27 - honorandglory

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(10/10/2017)[-]

Oh course the pedo is a jew

#49 to #4 - drkinferno#11 on contentRank#11

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(10/09/2017)[-]

#56 to #49 - concetrationcamp

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(10/09/2017)[-]

**concetrationcamp used "*roll picture*"**
**concetrationcamp rolled image** There is nothing pedo in banging a 17 year old.

#68 to #56 - corporations

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(10/09/2017)[-]

read the "Too old for my taste" part again.

#82 to #56 - drkinferno#11 on contentRank#11

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(10/10/2017)[-]

She's too old for his taste

#88 to #4 - kingdice#182 on commentsRank#182

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(10/10/2017)[-]

yeah i know. twenty years older than me? heck no

#15 - vvardenfell

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(10/09/2017)[-]

>Be me, chill ass fisher dude
>Always out swinging my rod with my two pals
>One day casually goof around and talk about death
>I jokingly say that if I die they should incinerate me and use my ashes to bait fish
>We all laugh it off
A few years later, I kick the (chum) bucket.
>Wake up
>Water everywhere
>I'm huge and swole as ****
>But with fins
>**** I'm a big ass carp
>Must be some kind of karma ****
>Live the carp life
>eat everything I find
>casually cum on eggs I come across
>Smartest fish of the pond
>Soon enough the HUEGest one too
>Carp bitches all want me to cum on their eggs
>One day feel a familiar smell
>Investigate
>There's some free ******* food lying there
>Looks fishy but eh
>When I bite down, get pulled off the water
>MyFishWhen I see my two old pals
>MFW I realize that smell was that of my own former body
>They actually went and ******* did it the absolute madmen
>They tell me I'm the ************* hugest carp in the world
>FellsCodMan.jpg
>Happily pose one last time with my pals
>Best day of their lives
>Best day of both of mine
OurFacesWhen

#17 to #15 - thempc

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(10/09/2017)[-]

and then they ate their best friend

#55 to #17 - thewhitezombie

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(10/09/2017)[-]

The park they were fishing at doesn't allow fishermen to keep their catch. They raise the biggest carp in the world for people to sport fish, not to eat.

#51 to #17 - dingdang

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(10/09/2017)[-]

I just love how your comment match with your profile pic.

#16 - kurbeh

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(10/09/2017)[-]

Why is China still a thing that exists, exactly?

#19 to #16 - majorpxx

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(10/09/2017)[-]

Cuz they make most of our stuff.

#33 to #16 - whiteasian

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(10/09/2017)[-]

cause truman sucks and let mao win and solidify when we had all the cards

#79 to #16 - seibaexplains#263 on commentsRank#263

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(10/10/2017)[-]

Cheap labor, and because the logistics of invading China are such a tremendous *********** that the only way to 'take out' China successfully would be to knockout punch its command structure in the span of a few days, or otherwise prepare to throw the entire US economy into a war that is guaranteed to make World War Two look like a tea party.

#85 to #16 - anon id: 7af787cd

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(10/10/2017)[-]

Meh, ******* casuls.
Remember what the CIA did in Mexico with Diaz Ordaz as a proxy? They did not want the lefty commie liberals to get international attention so they shot unarmed protestors with machine guns.

#37 to #16 - faelysse

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(10/09/2017)[-]

Money

#62 to #16 - anon id: abafb95d

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(10/09/2017)[-]

cheap labor

#42 - anon id: 4f5a5c93

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(10/09/2017)[-]

This is not the ******* point bitch, the point is that humans are so baddass they were able to mimic the actual most efficient way of growth

#70 to #42 - thomholio

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(10/09/2017)[-]

The implications are mind boggling, too. Like we can have a billion genders and a billion religions on our planet, and we can argue for or against each one's value to society. Then in comes this slime mold to tell us that sometimes there are indisputable facts, regardless of what we want to believe. That in the end, every being is subjugated and oppressed by the same matrix called "existence".

#91 to #42 - enialis

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(10/24/2017)[-]

forgot to log in, I feel proud of my comment so commenting for future reference

#60 - reiksman

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(10/09/2017)[-]

For what it's worth, 17 is she of consent in most states, if not 16

#64 to #60 - peezle#362 on commentsRank#362

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(10/09/2017)[-]

Still creepy.

#71 to #64 - freiza

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(10/09/2017)[-]

like you wouldn't jizz in that poon if you had the chance

#72 to #71 - peezle#362 on commentsRank#362

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(10/09/2017)[-]

No. I'm not into younger women.

#73 to #72 - freiza

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(10/09/2017)[-]

How did you know I was FBI?

#74 to #73 - peezle#362 on commentsRank#362

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(10/09/2017)[-]

My loli dealer told me.

Wait ****

#65 to #64 - reiksman

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(10/09/2017)[-]

Agreed

#29 - lotengo#90 on commentsRank#90

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(10/09/2017)[-]

I had a long day, can anybody explain what this sentence is trying to say with simpler words?

#36 to #29 - scowler

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(10/09/2017)[-]

They use that room to spy on you and sell your search data to the highest bidder...

#31 to #29 - anon id: aaff7a42

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(10/09/2017)[-]

at&t monitor all your internet traffic.

#30 to #29 - eljimbo#189 on commentsRank#189

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(10/09/2017)[-]

AT&T know everything.

#76 to #30 - mondominiman#121 on contentRank#121

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(10/10/2017)[-]

AT&T rang me up the other day, said "bless you" then i sneezed

#58 to #29 - anon id: d34be89e

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(10/09/2017)[-]

There is a room, thought to be unreal, but turned out to be real, which at the time had all of the USA internet being connected through it, meaning that any part of the USA internet could be spied on unless encoded.

#69 to #29 - cutiepyro

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(10/09/2017)[-]

they want to know your social security number to better your experience

#87 to #29 - anon id: 625e3b3e

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(10/10/2017)[-]

***rolled comment by: cgfg**:

Been looking for an excuse to use this. I think it is the kid from the first pic.

#12 - jamesten

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(10/09/2017)[-]

his money to philadelphia is specifically designated to clean the schuylkill river

join list: Pennsylvania

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#43 to #12 - iamnotgoodwithname

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(10/09/2017)[-]

#14 to #12 - skelebones

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(10/09/2017)[-]

Honestly not that bad of a river. Even if philly is a ********.

#34 to #14 - miknab

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(10/09/2017)[-]

I've never been to Philly personally, but everyone near Pittsburgh seems to hate it...idk why.

#39 - fakingmyownhouse

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(10/09/2017)[-]

Their friend was properly a trap.

#44 to #39 - magichamsterbutsex#252 on contentRank#252

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(10/09/2017)[-]

#25 - baronofmedia

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(10/09/2017)[-]

PR of China watched too many Bugs Bunny and Looney Tunes' cartoon before they came up with this plan. It only worked because the rest of the Republic do not have access to the cartoon, since censorship and all.

#32 to #25 - codyxvasco

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(10/09/2017)[-]

Glad you figured out how you wanted to say that.

#48 to #32 - baronofmedia

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(10/09/2017)[-]

I have been a shut in, for 8 months. And do not have adequate interaction with others in conversational English to sharpen my skills.
Did I say it wrong, somehow?

#67 to #48 - imthenewguy#312 on commentsRank#312

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(10/09/2017)[-]

It looks properly phrased to me, mang. Congrats!

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