Dick Cat. .. That is a weak-ass piece of wood. It would simply split if you pushed on the door with more force than a paraplegic 6 year old.
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#16 - lancasthor (06/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #15 - sanguinemybrother (06/08/2014) [-]
That is a weak-ass piece of wood. It would simply split if you pushed on the door with more force than a paraplegic 6 year old.
User avatar #18 to #15 - TheHutchie (06/09/2014) [-]
He'd have had no idea what was blocking it until he got inside. Some people might decide to push harder, some might not - but this guy didn't.
User avatar #19 to #18 - imalex (06/09/2014) [-]
or he was a bitch as *****
#37 - Rascal (06/09/2014) [-]
Well it's obvious that the door wooden open with that block there
User avatar #43 to #37 - theejoshster (06/09/2014) [-]
God dammit Carlos
#40 to #37 - nasharoo (06/09/2014) [-]
no
no
#46 to #37 - plopermon (06/09/2014) [-]
It really blocked the entrance for him
#53 to #46 - woodexplain (06/09/2014) [-]
now why wedge your cat want to do that?

#54 to #53 - Orc (06/09/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I am so board of these ******* Carlos things. No, seriously, they're not funny anymore. Stop this **** .
#57 to #54 - woodexplain (06/09/2014) [-]
I apologize, I am required by design to post on anything wood related
#72 to #57 - boblywop (06/09/2014) [-]
You should thread lightly around these parts
#20 - mcquiston (06/09/2014) [-]
Guess that's what you get for having a ****** threshold.
#29 - huskygunner (06/09/2014) [-]
My little ******** likes to turn off my power strip when I'm sleeping so my phone doesn't charge, my alarm clock doesn't go off, and it improperly shuts down windows, because THAT matters, too.
User avatar #31 to #29 - thegrimgenius (06/09/2014) [-]
Respond to this please.
#78 to #31 - huskygunner (06/09/2014) [-]
'Kay
'Kay
User avatar #45 to #29 - harime (06/09/2014) [-]
Oh god, it's adorable
User avatar #79 to #60 - huskygunner (06/09/2014) [-]
What a waste of a good 7.62 round. Unless its a x39r those are cheap ****
User avatar #82 to #79 - organicglory (06/09/2014) [-]
that was a joke btw
don't gun down your cat
User avatar #84 to #82 - huskygunner (06/09/2014) [-]
Then I would have to clean my weapon. Choking/neck breaking is better. Make sure to barbeque the mangled remains.
#61 - mrinsomniac ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Woah, that door is blocked
Looks like you're blocked out
User avatar #74 to #61 - tommen (06/09/2014) [-]
please explain, how is this photo relevant?
User avatar #75 to #74 - mrinsomniac ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Misaki doesn't require being relevant. she be my waifu.
#83 to #61 - alexas (06/09/2014) [-]
**** you and your anime **** .
User avatar #17 - datifu (06/08/2014) [-]
**datifu rolls 9,786**
User avatar #68 - elburritoextremo (06/09/2014) [-]
to be fair whoever build that is a ****** idiot
#33 - skorchy (06/09/2014) [-]
Everyone saying "Nah lol dude, just kick the door in"
1. Because clearly I want to **** up both the door and possibly the wall to get back in the house
2. Climbing into the window would be less expensive, possibly easier, kind of fun, and you'd feel accomplished you did that
#42 - nasharoo (06/09/2014) [-]
cat thread?
cat thread?
#73 to #42 - Rascal (06/09/2014) [-]
No.
#50 to #49 - Rascal (06/09/2014) [-]
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#51 to #50 - Rascal (06/09/2014) [-]
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#62 to #51 - AnotherPornStar (06/09/2014) [-]
... Did I do gooder??
#4 - Rascal (06/08/2014) [-]
s/he couldn't slip a credit card or something under the door to nudge it?
#5 to #4 - shadowkingdr (06/08/2014) [-]
yes because s/he has x-ray vision
#48 to #5 - Rascal (06/09/2014) [-]
>s/he

You might not realize it but these terminologies are biased towards cis-gendered persons. Next time use the gender-neutral "xe".
User avatar #7 to #5 - stunning (06/08/2014) [-]
couldnt you look under the small opening and see that something is blocking the door
User avatar #8 to #7 - shadowkingdr (06/08/2014) [-]
the wood is positioned in a way that you could not see it, not to mention the lights could have been off
User avatar #9 to #8 - stunning (06/08/2014) [-]
That is one evil cat. Sorry for doubting you
#14 to #9 - mastercolossus (06/08/2014) [-]
dont be sorry for doubting them. you had a right to. they are stupid because its as easy as moving the door back and forth then listening and when you hear it at the bottom of the door, you then kick that spot a few times and it will usually pop out. if it doesnt then slip something under it to dislodge it.
User avatar #58 to #14 - norkas (06/09/2014) [-]
You're the kind of *********** who pours in the milk before the cereal.
#76 to #58 - mastercolossus (06/09/2014) [-]
i dont eat cereal, ******** .
#11 to #5 - Rascal (06/08/2014) [-]
Because people cant feel where a blockage is by where the door would flex.
User avatar #26 - TheFixer (06/09/2014) [-]
or you could not be a pansy ass bitch ***** and just kick the door in.
#1 - fauxgladiator (06/08/2014) [-]
No way something so small could block that door. Unless you got skin and bone arms the slightest amount of force coulda lodged that right out of there.
#2 to #1 - theoverwhelming (06/08/2014) [-]
Maybe if it's a thin as **** door
Since it would bend in such a way that it actually blocks it
#10 to #2 - Rascal (06/08/2014) [-]
um no, if its an entry door (which it obviously is) it would be a solid core door which would not bend or flex, and would take minimal force to open it. whoever tried to open said door didnt try at all. MYTH BUSTED.
#30 to #10 - theoverwhelming (06/09/2014) [-]
Funny, because my best friend's door is pretty thin and sounds hollow, actually
#3 - whakazashi (06/08/2014) [-]
I have been door kicking in Iraq.... That wouldn't have stopped me. I keep spare doors. Where is your god now?
User avatar #6 to #3 - stifflimb (06/08/2014) [-]
Door no issue, the frame is tho!
User avatar #38 to #3 - thebaseballexpert (06/09/2014) [-]
>havin doors

i got those beads from the 70's hanging as my front door
#44 to #38 - Rascal (06/09/2014) [-]
This guy.....
User avatar #12 to #3 - frenzyhero (06/08/2014) [-]
You could completely demolish half that wall if you're not careful. Can't just go busting down doors. It'd be better to take an axe and chop through.
#22 to #12 - Rascal (06/09/2014) [-]
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#52 - AndrewArctic (06/09/2014) [-]
that awkward moment when you realised your door is locked after you already jumped out your window without the key, and then you have to ask your neighbor if you can borrow a ladder and explain to them why you need it
#28 - sociocat (06/09/2014) [-]
maybe if you hoomans wernt so stupid we wouldnt mess with you
User avatar #32 to #28 - fitnessrobot (06/09/2014) [-]
..What does that even say..?
User avatar #35 to #32 - caliequestrian (06/09/2014) [-]
I believe it says You just got served.
User avatar #34 to #32 - huntergriff (06/09/2014) [-]
you just got served
User avatar #36 to #34 - fitnessrobot (06/09/2014) [-]
Oh, alright, thanks!
User avatar #24 - reican (06/09/2014) [-]
kick the door in and ask the cat to fix it.
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