Diarrhea. .. strikes
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User avatar #5 - damping (10/25/2013) [-]
#3 - preventerfire (10/25/2013) [-]
Now it's uncomfortable for everyone
Now it's uncomfortable for everyone
User avatar #14 to #3 - foxtrotalpha (10/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #16 to #14 - zaiopeperse (10/25/2013) [-]
That's what I think every time I see your profile picture
#10 to #3 - smokinbutox (10/25/2013) [-]
The woman looks totally fine with the water proceeding to fill up the car...
#23 - justleaving (10/25/2013) [-]
"Goddamned, Jessica!!!"
#21 - mudkipfucker (10/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 - neoexdeath ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
Diarrhea didn't just hit, it rampaged.
User avatar #19 - mrgoodlove (10/25/2013) [-]
I always forget how to spell diarrhea. I think it should be spelled poup... like soup.
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#17 - anon (10/25/2013) [-]
The ******* are melting!!!!!!
User avatar #12 - supername ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
So hears a story you can believe me or not it's up to you, slightly embellished but most of it's true. So here goes:
I'm at friends house staying over with my bro, lets call him sempai-kun
His mom is really great cook, Makes orgasm fallafel and other Mediterranean/Greek/Egyptian food. feast with co. when a wild gf battles friend. Really nice & solid 7/11. go into peepee rocket mode, Nord worthy 5incher. She invites us over, we go and play mario party. not so hot sisters also play with us. all is good I'm winning, everybody hates me, cries of agony, rocket mode hit 5 and 1/2 inches.When my stomach makes a noise worthy of 7th circle of hell no one hears because Mario party in full throttle. I eat more food and say I can still play, 10 mins later I'm losing to jabba the hut sister and I feel a 12 inch dildo in my ass
I excuse myself to the bathroom and go straight for the throne when I see the pube alarm go off. I carefully place ****** one ply toilet paper on seat and sit on paper gently feeling pubes und\erneath. I take longest most ass burning terrorist food **** I have ever had, my ass is cheetos flaming hot and moister and greasier than a fat black man in an all you can eat kfc. Stay in for thirty minutes people get worried so I come out quick all sweaty and neckbeardy. Have to go again and this is when I realize that the previous **** was only the first wave while playing on easy this second **** is of such concentrated force, a tsunami of flaming turd that literally blew through the 11th dimension staining it brown and ripping heaven and hell a new one.
this hell **** desecrated her floor and toilet at such an unholy level that not even the ghost busters would have been able to bust this mess. I look over to the one ply toilet paper there is about 5 sheets, I makeshift a boat and scoop watery turdlets off ground and do a pretty good job.

User avatar #13 to #12 - supername ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
Part 2:
I look at toilet and realize that I have transcended expert mode I am now playing god difficulty toilet has foam padding instead of plastic so it is staining fast and I have no more plys left. I get the nearest bottle of downy and syndrome that to make it smell nice, automobilewash that thing and then use her bath towel wipe it off and my ass bath towel is now curry brown and I am still not clean. Throw it away and inspect my work. Think I did pretty well especially considering I didn't have go go gadgets utilities. Bathroom is an IGN worthy 5.653. I walk out convince friend to take me back and then delicately explain situation to his horror. Never invited back to her place. Never won Mario party either.
#9 - AnonymousDonor (10/25/2013) [-]
no matter when diarrhea hits   
i will be in tribble
no matter when diarrhea hits

i will be in tribble
#2 - whatwhen (10/24/2013) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #320 at Things We'll Never See Again ** strong one, she broke car door
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