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#21 - thetarget (08/24/2014) [-]
Reminds me of Sithrak, the god that hates. Source is oglaf.com.
#25 to #21 - shadowgandalf ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Maybe we should make an actual movement out of this.
The uproar alone would be priceless.
#35 to #21 - blackoutonetwotwo (08/24/2014) [-]
Hello there stranger!
Would you like to talk about Khorne?
User avatar #45 to #35 - mangostormlegend (08/24/2014) [-]
'Kay, so let me get this straight:

I worship this "Khorne" fellow by going ******* insane and killing people?


...sign me up.
User avatar #47 to #45 - whycanticaps (08/24/2014) [-]
ah but you are forgetting the crucial part.....

you need to scream BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD while doing so
#42 to #35 - artyommetro ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
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#27 to #21 - hesekiel (08/24/2014) [-]
That were only his angsty teenage years.
User avatar #1 - sewallman ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
This makes my panties wet.
#3 to #1 - twoepicfourwords (08/24/2014) [-]
Im just imagining Peter Grifin saying that
#4 - sspacecore (08/24/2014) [-]
<inb4 this gets posted
wait, **** ...
#15 - drakes (08/24/2014) [-]
A motel room. TV blaring. "Police are tonight chasing a suspect..."

"At least one of us is a wanted man tonight," Drake sighs.
#59 to #15 - respectedblackman (08/24/2014) [-]
This is gonna die out just as quick as all the other theme based accounts. Quote me on this, "a week from now, you will be getting red thumbed to oblivion".

inb4 red thumbs
inb4 you become the most popular user on FunnyJunk because of reverse psychology
inb4 inb4
User avatar #58 to #15 - GangstaNun (08/24/2014) [-]
all you're doing is reposting tweets from the stuff drake does twitter account
User avatar #20 to #15 - guylongname (08/24/2014) [-]
gg no re
User avatar #41 to #15 - asongulol (08/24/2014) [-]
can you make the jokes related to the content? that would be more hilarious.
User avatar #10 - thisistheguy (08/24/2014) [-]
This show's so ******* good it's even better watching it now than as a kid, all the little things you notice like how every house next to theirs is for sale
User avatar #43 to #10 - semilunarknight (08/24/2014) [-]
I never noticed that before.
It really has some profound undertones.
Also, dewey is best malcom in middle
#6 - drayden (08/24/2014) [-]
******* love malcolm in the middle
User avatar #8 to #6 - woodenalligator (08/24/2014) [-]
I agree with your statement.
#51 - Rascal (08/24/2014) [-]
I believe in god, I just don't think he directly interacts with us in any way. As long as we are good people we will go to heaven. He doesn't care if you eat pork or meat and cheese together, as long as you're a good person you're fine. Gay marriage doesn't matter. Working on the holy day of any religion (Sunday or Saturday usually) isn't important. None of those strict rules except for being a good person. God just sits back and lets us do our thing.

I'm not even sure he created us honestly. I believe in a combination of the big bang theory and creationism. I believe that God caused the big bang and we just kind of evolved over time. I think god intended this to happen but also intended many other life forms to evolve eventually too like aliens. Yes aliens exist.
User avatar #73 to #51 - kameken (08/25/2014) [-]
Today anon was a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #62 to #51 - leightonsolomon ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
That sounds like Deism. Its a belief in a God but not necessarily one concerned with human affairs. Several of the US founding fathers were Deists.
#64 to #62 - Rascal (08/24/2014) [-]
The first sentence is almost the exact definition of deism
User avatar #28 - captnnorway (08/24/2014) [-]
You know, I've been thinking. What if life here on earth is hell, or perhaps some sort of test before go into the real world, then it would be obvious to why god hasn't shown himself. Also if life is hell, then death would be a good thing, and then that would be the reason god doesn't save everyone. I think you can't judge a god on the morals of men.

That being said, I'm agnostic. I'm not even baptized like most of the population in Norway. Give me some feedback, I think it's an interesting thing to discuss
#39 to #28 - vikdane (08/24/2014) [-]
A test? Maybe. But then it will question the nature of God as in why do some people get born in horrible places with no chance to speak of and some with great possibilities. In existentialism some claim that we always have a choice, which I believe is total BS btw. Some then (like in Judaism if we speak of monotheism) explains this with reincarnation... "you are born with these conditions because of the actions of your past"...but if you don't know why you are getting punished and for what - would make a deity not-loving at best, according to our experiences. It is interesting to think of as well, that in some models of quantum physics, causality can work backwards .. "what you do now can effectively change the things you did in the past".This subject (why do we suffer) is ancient old.. the greek philosopher Epikur already brought it up in 341-270 BC.. and there has been countless attempts to solve it.. here the word theodicé (G.W. Leibniz 1646-1716) comes into play. Since you are from Norway (I am from Denmark), I would strongly recomment the book called "Tears of Job" (Jobs Tårer) by Jakob Wolf, phd in theology.
I honestly don't know what to make of this world myself. I love my life, and I also feel guidance and I have experienced some really.. "supernatural" stuff. In the West we have been too used to think in positivistic terms (Flatland, Abbot). But the problem with suffering will always be a mystery.

When it comes to God not showing himself directly, I believe one of the main reasons for that would be that he would then go against himself. We got our free will, also not to believe in him, if he showed himself, we wouldn't really have any free will to speak of.

Take care
#36 to #28 - kombee (08/24/2014) [-]
This is exactly what the belief of islam and most of christianity and judaism is based on. Earth isn't exactly hell, but it's a test with both good and bad. In this life the important thing is the choices you make to better yourself and others around you, and what better way to better yourself than to remember and try and reach goodness itself, God?
just trying to put things into perspective y'see. Very much agree with you.
#66 - fourchinsbrah (08/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #31 - honzo (08/24/2014) [-]
god isnt real
User avatar #38 to #31 - supermandan (08/24/2014) [-]
Perhaps not, but I feel that Dewey's way of thinking is a good introduction to humanism, in any case.
User avatar #67 to #40 - fourchinsbrah (08/24/2014) [-]
fedoras are a may may. my dad has a fedora and he loves his bible
User avatar #18 - unfairlybanned (08/24/2014) [-]
I dont need no evil weed,
Keep your crack and your LSD,
Cause Ive been snorting something God gave me,
And it smells a lot like love!
#30 to #18 - Rascal (08/24/2014) [-]
hurr durr but I love drugs grr we're not all hippy stoners you know I'm a doctor grr

Even though it's from a song. Can you stoners seriously **** off?
User avatar #26 to #18 - vwanyama (08/24/2014) [-]
Why you getting thumbed down?

It's the song from the episode.
User avatar #52 to #26 - unfairlybanned (08/24/2014) [-]
Ah, they think im a stoner.

WELL **** YOU GUYS CAUSE IM NOT
User avatar #50 to #26 - unfairlybanned (08/24/2014) [-]
No idea.
#29 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
tl'dr
User avatar #48 to #29 - juter ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
An actual relevant comment, even if it is still does suck cock
#56 to #29 - DemonMatt (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh dear, you didn't read the thing, le master troll.
Oh dear, you didn't read the thing, le master troll.
#63 to #29 - ninegagnazi (08/24/2014) [-]
Here, have this.
Here, have this.
User avatar #33 to #29 - butterduck (08/24/2014) [-]
Gods a dick.
#7 - rakogoki (08/24/2014) [-]
Bring it.
#22 to #7 - doyouevenniggerbro (08/24/2014) [-]
8&gt;9    
atheists: Buddhist   
Christians: Jews   
 Me: 			******		    
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8>9
atheists: Buddhist
Christians: Jews
Me: ******
Pic Unrelated
#23 to #22 - doyouevenniggerbro (08/24/2014) [-]
and with absolutely no quality apparently
User avatar #60 to #7 - donatelo (08/24/2014) [-]
god is real...because the bible says so.
User avatar #61 to #60 - bible (08/24/2014) [-]
Duh everyone knows that
#69 to #7 - Rascal (08/24/2014) [-]
It's amazing how many times people can post the obviously unrepresentative picture of the "euphoric" ******** and get thumbs elsewhere and still manage to take this seriously.
It's like internet mass hysteria, once you get a certain thumb amount in whichever direction, people will way easier assume that it's right/not serious or wrong/serious by the thumbs than use actual judgement.
#49 to #7 - Rascal (08/24/2014) [-]
if god is no exist why does he exist
User avatar #54 to #7 - rakogoki (08/24/2014) [-]
you guys really didnt get that i wasnt being serious, hence the over stereotypical pic huh?
i mean im an atheist too, its just fun being comedic about it sometimes.
#55 to #54 - fagmastertwotausan (08/24/2014) [-]
i tried sarcasm with this site once before stating, "video game music is just beeps and boops" I then got vote-banned for getting like -300 thumbs. i understand your plight
#13 to #7 - Rascal (08/24/2014) [-]
****** faggot
User avatar #14 to #13 - rakogoki (08/24/2014) [-]
i love you too anon.
#24 to #7 - shadowgandalf ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Thats thing does not represent atheism.

Atheism is a lack of belife in a positive claim.

Example:
Christian Joe: "God is real, and those that don't accept his love will burn"
Atheist Billy: "Alright, show me the proof of it".
Christian Joe: "You just have to belive!"
Atheist Billy: "Sorry, I can't just accept your claim without you being able to back it up".
----

A christan for example, is an Atheist towards Allah.

#68 to #24 - Rascal (08/24/2014) [-]
carsasm
#12 to #7 - daemascus (08/24/2014) [-]
if we don't give blood sacrifices every day whats to stop the sun from never rising?
Your move.
User avatar #16 to #7 - greyhoundfd (08/24/2014) [-]
No, I'm an atheist. You're just an attention seeking faggot.
#71 to #16 - Rascal (08/24/2014) [-]
sssssarcasm
User avatar #72 to #71 - greyhoundfd (08/24/2014) [-]
ssssshut the **** up.
User avatar #17 to #7 - kikkilinu (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm an atheist too.
You don't have to be a douchebag about it.
If people want to believe, let them. They have as much right to believe as atheists do to not believe.

Unless they try to force religion down your throat. In that case, **** them right in the pussy.
#46 to #17 - Rascal (08/24/2014) [-]
Sure, but that still doesn't change the fact that there is as much proof backing up Allah, Vishnu, Zeus, Scientology or the Christian God as there is with the unicorns or the Great Spaghetti Monster.

Religion isn't necessarily evil, hell it might even do good in some places of the world. But this still doesn't change the fact that it is ******* retarded, and people who strongly believes in it are delusional and/or afraid of dying.
#65 to #46 - hurzg (08/24/2014) [-]
Everyone is afraid of dying. It's a basic instinct.
#70 to #17 - Rascal (08/24/2014) [-]
sarcasm
User avatar #44 to #17 - thebellboy (08/24/2014) [-]
Thats great i didnt expect the " **** them right in the pussy".
#9 to #7 - Rascal (08/24/2014) [-]
No.
#57 - Rascal (08/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
#32 - Rascal (08/24/2014) [-]
let me check if the ceiling light is still there...Okaym good, it's in the same place as when I have looked before
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