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#78 - anon (09/03/2014) [-]
Praise The Sun
#6 - epicscorpion (09/03/2014) [-]
These clients are so... shameless. They just expect **** for free.
#21 to #6 - anon (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, can you imagine if people believed they had the right to get the result of someone else's hard work for free? Man, people like that would be total scum-sucking thieves. Maybe we could call them pirates or something.
#35 to #21 - epicscorpion (09/03/2014) [-]
Pirating is too much work, strangely enough. I can't be assed to get it for free if I have to scrounge like a rat in a garbage bin.
User avatar #77 to #35 - killerliquid (09/03/2014) [-]
Depends on what you're pirating
User avatar #28 to #21 - subaqueousreach (09/03/2014) [-]
Wow this is the greatest thing I've read all year.
#29 to #21 - anon (09/03/2014) [-]
Or Socialists.
User avatar #66 to #29 - zevran (09/03/2014) [-]
Socialists believe in everyone (including themselves) paying high taxes and society benefiting as a result.

It's not expecting **** for free. It's expecting everyone to help everyone else.
#130 to #66 - solinvictus (09/04/2014) [-]
Really? I'd sure love to know how I'm benefiting from paying taxes for food stamps and government housing when I receive neither of these. Or any welfare for that matter. In fact, the only money I get from the government is student loans, which I have to pay back. Yet some poor ass inner city black person who barely passed high school can get all these things and go to college for free on the dime of those who actually work. That is socialism, or rather the more accurate term, "Legal Plunder," as Frederic Bastiat called it more than a century ago.
User avatar #196 to #130 - zevran (09/04/2014) [-]
Nope. You just don't live in a socialist state.
#34 to #21 - stalini (09/03/2014) [-]
that's dumb.
#42 - nonanonnon (09/03/2014) [-]
A blue sun would look pretty cool.

User avatar #183 to #42 - phenact (09/04/2014) [-]
It'd be too hot (or too cold, I can't remember which) and we would all die
User avatar #129 to #42 - LegititmateKyle (09/04/2014) [-]
That's seriously been my avatar on everything for a couple years. Well except Steam, right now that's an Asian girl eating a cell phone.
#184 to #131 - incognitoad (09/04/2014) [-]
This picture makes me:
A. Confused
2. Amused
and III: Slightly aroused.
Mostly confused though.
User avatar #185 to #184 - LegititmateKyle (09/04/2014) [-]
Glad i'm not the only one who finds it arousing. But I'm also confused, I've often pondered what brought her to rest the phone within her mouth. Then I remember that I don't care, because it's arousing.
User avatar #186 to #185 - incognitoad (09/04/2014) [-]
What makes it slightly stranger (if at all possible) , it actually looks like someone else is putting the phone there... I'm so confused.
#176 to #131 - MCmc (09/04/2014) [-]
these two comments are the best.
you're the best.
User avatar #179 to #176 - LegititmateKyle (09/04/2014) [-]
Thank you, please hold your applause.
#173 to #71 - adrianking (09/04/2014) [-]
Tell me about it.
User avatar #3 - azilie (09/03/2014) [-]
As a graphic designer... this pains me in ways I can't express. Especially the last two.
User avatar #171 to #3 - sedativechunk (09/04/2014) [-]
I'm a web developer and the Wordpress one rustles my mother ******* jimmies. You know how many people I've done a ****** Wordpress site for and they change their goddamn minds about it? The last one I did someone wanted me to convert a whole site with about 30+ pages into Wordpress and after I did all of the work the guy decides the website loads too ******* slow and never paid me for it so I deleted it. It was a skimpy onezy/twozy job once in a while I do things just to build my resume but still, it's not worth the hassle anymore.
User avatar #73 to #3 - gozoglontz (09/03/2014) [-]
Can I hire you for some stuff?
User avatar #81 to #3 - awesomedoge (09/03/2014) [-]
Im going to be a graphic designer and im spooked
User avatar #163 to #81 - azilie (09/04/2014) [-]
Do your research. Before you ever start freelancing, plan out how you want to run your business. Brand yourself, invest in an LLC (they aren't that expensive but they certainly give your brand a little more oomph when a client is looking around). Establish your going rate, be it hourly or however else you feel like going about it. WRITE A CONTRACT. For the love of god, get EVERY agreement from a client in writing, signed and filed. It will save your ass. If you're uncertain about the client, see if you can't google their name (or their company). I had to do that with a client recently and found a ton of ripoff reports on him. Should have done it before I accepted the job, it would have saved me a lot of headaches. Save all communication with your clients. Like a contract, it will help if things go sour.

Take some basic business classes, too, if you're still in school. It will help as much as the degree related courses.
User avatar #193 to #163 - lyiat ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Trust me, mates. Write a contract. I don't care if it's a friend of a friend, your best friend, or even family. IF YOU DO BUSINESS WITH SOMEONE, WRITE A CONTRACT. She knows that one personally. That was a fun mess. Debt collection is fun.
User avatar #194 to #193 - azilie (09/04/2014) [-]
Oh yes. Like a being punched in the head by a mule on steroids. So much fun. /sarcasm
User avatar #195 to #194 - lyiat ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Also, if you want an example of this gal's work, look no further than this little buddy icon right here.
User avatar #91 to #81 - inomgod (09/03/2014) [-]
yea, me too
User avatar #5 to #3 - ancano (09/03/2014) [-]
i'd argue that graphics designers have it worse than web monkeys. most people don't realize graphic designing takes computer skills too, despite it sorta being in the job description
User avatar #8 to #5 - pawnman (09/03/2014) [-]
You guys both have equally annoying as **** clients.
User avatar #9 to #8 - ancano (09/03/2014) [-]
you guys
***** i ain't either of them, i'm a lowly college student
User avatar #10 to #9 - pawnman (09/03/2014) [-]
you were talking like you were one. So i ASSSUUUUUUUUUMED.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ancano (09/03/2014) [-]
and now you and I are both asses.
User avatar #23 to #3 - mulciber (09/03/2014) [-]
I'm 90% certain that all clients have suffered extreme head injuries.
User avatar #15 - failtolawl ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
the first one is possible, just not with a gif. that isn't a ridiculous request, just an uneducated one.
#63 to #15 - anon (09/03/2014) [-]
This.

It really wouldn't take more than to upload a static gif of each frame, throw some basic javascript in the page, and viola you made the client happy instead of bitching because someone who hired you as a professional isn't correctly using jargon from your field.

Also the piano one is legitimate in both a tactile and mental sense.

The rest are pretty ridiculous though..
User avatar #19 to #15 - niteghost (09/03/2014) [-]
What format supports that?
#24 to #19 - johnnybing (09/03/2014) [-]
You could just make it switch image every some second or something and have the different pictures link to different stuff.
User avatar #36 to #19 - uve (09/03/2014) [-]
a banner
many eCommerce sites have them on the front page advertising ****
User avatar #37 to #36 - niteghost (09/03/2014) [-]
Once I got away from thinking of it as a gif and more as a slideshow; it was pretty simple to see what you guys were getting at.
User avatar #18 to #15 - danrmanalt (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I looked at that and thought, "This seems like a challenge."
User avatar #96 to #18 - failtolawl ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
to be fair it's not much a challenge either. I took a very basic html class in high school (it's been like 5 years so I forgot the content) and you could do something like this with timed interval frames.
#16 - lucariopwnz (09/03/2014) [-]
That second to last one... what kind of ******* people are in this world... this is why murder should be legal.
#172 to #16 - kurorokuro ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
idk, it feels like the client is trolling.
#50 to #16 - anon (09/03/2014) [-]
is that an angry cheerio?
User avatar #58 to #50 - lucariopwnz (09/03/2014) [-]
I think its a donut, can't remember which comic it was from but it was on the front page jsut recently
#13 - victhree (09/03/2014) [-]
This is painful to read
This is painful to read
#30 - DrollHumor (09/03/2014) [-]
This is why I will never have a client-based career.
User avatar #93 to #30 - inomgod (09/03/2014) [-]
this is starting to make me regret my career degree choice.
User avatar #38 to #27 - deathchain ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
That first one ******* got to me.
#7 - nsfwanon (09/03/2014) [-]
MFW
#68 - samoaspider (09/03/2014) [-]
"but I can't find anyone to do it for less than $1500!" (note that client thought it would be really smark to say that "there's a lot of designers who'd jump at the chance to make $200..."

greedy little kids are the funniest
(I used the word "kids" because people hate if they're called a kid)
#45 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
****		 all of these people with hot irons.
**** all of these people with hot irons.
#110 - hattheifbatman (09/04/2014) [-]
Good thing you don't have this as your motto
#126 to #110 - neoexdeath (09/04/2014) [-]
Good. Now bend over and spread 'em.
Good. Now bend over and spread 'em.
User avatar #1 - ablakguy ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
More of these technologically retarded clients.
#40 to #1 - anon (09/03/2014) [-]
#47 - europe (09/03/2014) [-]
So I don't know what the laws are like in America regarding situations like this
As far as I know when you pay someone or agree to pay someone for a service, the consumer MUST pay you if you deliver the service while all other legal requirements have been met (on time and stuff like that), and wether or not the consumer has "changed his mind" doesn't matter
User avatar #69 to #47 - thelastamerican (09/03/2014) [-]
Well, it's a little more in-depth than that. Let's say I charge you $100 for a simple project, and I deliver the product to you. But you never pay. The only way for me to MAKE you pay is to sue you. But to sue you it's going to cost more than $100 and I'll end up loosing money. Even if I decide to do it just for the principal of the thing you can still dodge out by saying you don't have any money and then providing a half ass proof, like a bank statement.
User avatar #82 to #69 - mexikaner (09/03/2014) [-]
i know in america (or at least in south carolina, idk about other states) you can take your case to a small claims court over disputes like that
#95 to #82 - bval (09/03/2014) [-]
This is America; why not go all the way? You could both agree that the court be a TV arbitration-based court like Judge Judy or an equivalent. Then you can show the whole world what an asshat the client is.
User avatar #138 to #82 - thelastamerican (09/04/2014) [-]
Small claims is an option, but usually takes literally all day. So unless you can take your work in with you you're going to end up loosing even more money. There is absolutely no recourse that is financially viable unless you're charging about $1000. They can take the product and scoot and you can't do anything because all you can financially do is stand there and take it.
User avatar #25 - AztecJew (09/03/2014) [-]
oh Lord do I know these feels. Graphic Design in DC and NYC is hellish. I've shared plenty of stories.
User avatar #43 to #25 - vgmddg (09/03/2014) [-]
Have any new ones?
#54 to #43 - AztecJew (09/03/2014) [-]
yes, this one was just this morning actually.

>Still have clients in DC
>One Had me put together an over the top girly website for their photography business
>really attractive, solid 9/10, Italian girl but has an overprotective hick boyfriend
>I get a call at about 4am this morning from her asking if I can put some of her new photos up on her homepage
>homepage has one of those cliche banners that just plays a slideshow of photos by fading to the next one continuously
>I say sure, remind her of my flat fee for any kind of site work so ask if there's anything else
>she mentions some ideas for color change since fall is coming up and I hear her knuckledragging bf in the background "who the **** are you talking to? grumble grumble I kicked ass in high school football and now work at a gas station"
>She says she'll send me the photos to upload and we get off the phone
>email arrives, it's literally about 30 nudes of her, and not just mirror selfies, but some high quality nudes
>text her and ask if those are really what she wants on her site
>"ooooops! sorry, sent you the wrong photos by mistake lol" followed by " ;) "
>theimplications.jpeg
>she sends me the correct photos and halfway through updating I get a call from a private number
>"h-hey you piece of **** ! Y-y-you're gonna die! I'm coming for you!"
>It's blatantly neander-bf trying to use a fake voice
>"I know it's you Klay" (His name is ******* Klay)
>"I know you're ******* my girl you half-chinese half-puerto rican piece of **** !"
>"What? That's not even close to what I am. I don't look chinese at all."
>I put him on speaker because it's better than radio and continue working while he rambles about me ******* his guuuuuurl and his freedoms or whatever
>He starts demanding a refund for all my services and I just say no and hang up.
>he tried to call back a few times and eventually my actual client calls
>apologizes casually for his behavior, says I can keep the photos *giggle*, wires me my payment. MFW
#80 to #54 - anon (09/03/2014) [-]
the internet is demanding you release those photos as evidence
User avatar #112 to #54 - zeroqp (09/04/2014) [-]
Obviously he can't release the nudes (assuming this story is true) because then we would be able to identify the client, and once she sees that her pictures are all over the interwebs, she'll know exactly who did it, and he'll get his ass in trouble.
User avatar #170 to #112 - AztecJew (09/04/2014) [-]
Exactly, as much as I'd like to share. If I didn't depend on my reputation to be able to work from home and dick around all day I'd post them all.
#121 to #112 - Dlsqueak (09/04/2014) [-]
Also it's morally wrong....but yeah that part about getting in trouble sounds good too. Though I suppose if she didn't say "Don't share these" he might get away with it. Sticky situation *pun intended*
#85 to #54 - texaphyrin (09/03/2014) [-]
So, uh, dem pics?
#70 to #54 - anon (09/03/2014) [-]
so how about dem noods?
User avatar #72 to #70 - AztecJew (09/03/2014) [-]
got some celebrity noods to trade?
User avatar #92 to #72 - DJstar (09/03/2014) [-]
the fappening may have past but.... I'm just saying you can maybe share a pic on two on **** .
#189 to #54 - wtfftwwtf (09/04/2014) [-]
I'm gonna have to ask for proof of said incident.
User avatar #191 to #189 - AztecJew (09/04/2014) [-]
I want to bro, I really do. She's just easily recognized and it'd **** up my reputation. She would know it was me and she's in the same circle as a few other clients of mine. It's not that I don't love the FJ community and would be very happy to provide them with some new fap material, it's just that I can't risk my livelihood. I'll share all the stories ya'll want though.
#187 to #54 - tyroneisanigger (09/04/2014) [-]
Pretty interesting. When reading these stories I feel like I could do this stuff with my knowledge of web design or graphic design. Though if I did, How much could I charge? (I'm not certified), and How do I get clients?
User avatar #190 to #187 - AztecJew (09/04/2014) [-]
I'll tell you what I was told when I first started. You can always learn more and learn what you need online. All the tricks and tips are out there for free. Subscribe to their newsletters and try it out, put your own spin on it, and as much as you learn always specialize. To build a name and get clients just sell yourself, invest in business cards, be open to working with whatever someone might have at the time because one job may lead to another and that one may lead to a big one. Don't be afraid to work and don't sell yourself short. Be reasonable but don't be a bargain. E.g. "I'd like a banner for my website" Simple, no animation, won't take up a lot of your time, $150. Offer to work with them to make sure it's something their happy with but remember to let them know that once they've agreed that they're satisfied with the product that if a week later they decide they want something different then it's an entirely new project and fee.

Go forth.
#144 to #54 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
Girl's a complete bitch and the guys is even worse...I'm sure she is provoking his behavior by flirting with strangers and posting nudes so that it gets his attention and he responds, yet he is even worse by getting upset at random people when the person he should be getting upset at and calling a slut is his girlfriend. Both are ****** people
User avatar #167 to #144 - AztecJew (09/04/2014) [-]
oh you're dead on dude. She would even make flirtatious comments and advances in front of him on occasion. I gotta admit that she looks pretty damn good naked, but having seen now I have enough closure to not give a **** . The mystery is gone.
User avatar #142 to #54 - thelastamerican (09/04/2014) [-]
Keep the nudes. She's a skank, but you would be a huge prick. Don't be a huge prick. I would love to see the pictures myself, but you should probably just hang on to those.
User avatar #169 to #142 - AztecJew (09/04/2014) [-]
yeah, she's good looking and I'd love to share but she is easily identified and that'd ruin my client list in DC. Appreciate the understanding.
#133 to #54 - dernger (09/04/2014) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #132 to #54 - LegititmateKyle (09/04/2014) [-]
The internet demands the noods.
#98 - finalfantasymaster (09/03/2014) [-]
>be last week
>neighbor is a ******* with computers
>he tells me "hey kid want to make quick cash?"
>ive seen enough hentai to know where this is going
>ask him "what exactly is the job?" backing away slowly incase rape
>he tells me to fix something in his computer
>he gives me his laptop and tells me that his computer is completely messed
>he doesnt go into specifics and tells me i'll know when i see it
>fine i will have it by tomorrow
>check it out at night, nothing is wrong, desktop is alittle disorganized but nothing out of the ordinary
>maybe it's programs
>click on chrome icon
> ******* internet explorer opens
> ***************** .png
>signs point to he ******** the icon
>turns out he ****** it with various programs
>fine, while i was fixing the icons i had to open the folders where the program was originally right?
>while i was doing that i found a folder with the name "..."
> ******* ?
>open it
>HOLY ****
User avatar #166 to #98 - mariox (09/04/2014) [-]
Don't worry, FJ will help you forget.
User avatar #99 to #98 - finalfantasymaster (09/03/2014) [-]
>he had blueprints to guns, links to gore websites, names, accounts, you name it, this guy had his own personal hidden wiki
>ignore it and finish fixing computer
>give his laptop back to him
>i man up and ask him why he had that folder
>he gives me extra money to the one he paid me for fixing his laptop
>he tells me that's to keep my mouth shut and tells me he might ask for more favours in the future
>it's been a week and i still have fear that he has some crazy **** in store for me
#105 to #99 - kingpinkie (09/03/2014) [-]
I think you spoke with a hitman
Lucky
#106 to #105 - finalfantasymaster (09/03/2014) [-]
yeah... lucky...
yeah... lucky...
#107 to #106 - kingpinkie (09/04/2014) [-]
Super lucky
If you get in good with him you can get a discount on people you don't want around!
And you get free monies if he needs help with his lappy
I see no down side here
Win/win
User avatar #109 to #107 - finalfantasymaster (09/04/2014) [-]
what if he asks me to do some crazy **** i cant do and end up tied to a chair and beat up with a bat?
what if i dont end up on his good side?
what if he is just using me and will dispose of me as soon as he doesnt need me around?
oh god i need someone to hold me...
#113 to #109 - kingpinkie (09/04/2014) [-]
Well he's gotta remember you're just the computer guy! Unless you meant some crazy **** that needs a smart computer person
>install virus thing that ***** with his **** every 2 weeks
>comes back to you to "fix" it
BAM! Best logics
Shhhh....shshshshhhh......*pars and scruffles* hush
It'll be k
#115 to #113 - finalfantasymaster (09/04/2014) [-]
that's not a bad idea, i will keep it in mind, unless i die, i apreciate the pars and scruffles...
User avatar #116 to #115 - kingpinkie (09/04/2014) [-]
Wmosmdkks FAK
I meant pats! Gawsh funny junk on mobile **** is a bitch to use
User avatar #117 to #116 - finalfantasymaster (09/04/2014) [-]
i know, i try not to use it on my phone or tablet unless im really bored
also i love your profile pic can i download it?
User avatar #149 to #99 - demideus (09/04/2014) [-]
And well all be here waiting for the story. See ya then buddy
#150 to #149 - finalfantasymaster (09/04/2014) [-]
if i last that long...
if i last that long...
User avatar #100 to #99 - finalfantasymaster (09/03/2014) [-]
that is the worse customer ive ever had, you?
User avatar #135 to #99 - alphagex ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Is one of those moments you wish you found very disturbing porn instead of a guns and gore and names
#136 to #135 - finalfantasymaster (09/04/2014) [-]
i wish i found bondage or some **** fappable but this **** ...
#137 to #136 - alphagex ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
I kinda feel your pain, I had this friend in world of warcraft he was really into gore, like he showed me this site beastgore .com or some **** and i just glance at it, i was like this is what psychopathy killer probably starts, i mean in game he was very chill and what not

but i learned you can never fully trust anybody, i think he plays the game for the bad reasons, like what kinda sane person enjoy,...is not like normal gore in the movies is some extreme **** i don`t get it

i guess is more mainly then guy loving MLP but at least Bronys are not physcos and okay bad example, you know what i mean

Do me a favor if he does kill you please say what on the pic as your last words, it be funny

I where you i tell him yes on the next job and promise him not to say anything to anybody so he won`t kill you, or you know call the cops if u feel like it
User avatar #139 to #137 - finalfantasymaster (09/04/2014) [-]
site is unexistant but i will give you one of the links my neighbour had, enter at your own risk: You need to login to view this link
User avatar #141 to #139 - alphagex ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
I just read the descriptions and I'm like no, even if nothing can shock me anymore i don't wana be disgusted and is not my thing why will you give me site like that
User avatar #143 to #141 - finalfantasymaster (09/04/2014) [-]
man i ******* saw one image and here was my reaction:
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i-i have no words to describe what the **** im feeling right now...
User avatar #140 to #139 - finalfantasymaster (09/04/2014) [-]
and that's one of the softest ones
User avatar #145 to #140 - alphagex ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Don't torture yourself with that **** is bad for you
#146 to #145 - finalfantasymaster (09/04/2014) [-]
trust me i wont, godamn i wish i could do something about this but really all i can do is wait and hope for the best, and i just 			*******		 deleted the links from my computer but the images will forever haunt my mind...
trust me i wont, godamn i wish i could do something about this but really all i can do is wait and hope for the best, and i just ******* deleted the links from my computer but the images will forever haunt my mind...
User avatar #147 to #146 - alphagex ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
The trick...for it is you have to go on youtube and found very funny stuff yo make it forget or play a online game get hooked to it..it change ure mind

go watch penguinz0 (cr1tikal) or gamer poop or slightlyimpressive and wowcrendor if u like wow, try to like found stuff u like and do it go away

i mean hell i watched 2 girls 1 cup blue waffle and jeff the killer it stucked in my head but then went away..also did u just watched 1 picture or all of it?
User avatar #153 to #147 - dudeyouisnasty (09/04/2014) [-]
now i'm worried about myself, I watched a bunch of those gore videos for money one time (my friend thought my reaction would be funny) but I didn't really feel anything. I just figured most people thought it was funny and left.
User avatar #157 to #153 - alphagex ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Yeah i can explain that i watched a documentary about it, so basicly we live in world that from when we are kids we see **** ton of violence in movies so as time goes we become less sensible to violence we think is normal, so we kinda man up about it and that why

some people might say is form of strength as man and women might say you lost your humanity and what not, is debatable but i guess is a advantage if you can control your mind about it

but the more you watch tho..the more you think is normal and the violence affect your mind there is another stuff about what you watch fill your mind so i don't advice going in gore site watching 24/7

hoped that helped
User avatar #161 to #157 - dudeyouisnasty (09/04/2014) [-]
I dont find it interesting, but im glad to hear that i'm not some crazy guy who is only a motive away from killing some annoying neighbor.
User avatar #162 to #161 - alphagex ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Even if your neighbor is a tumblr feminazi still not person to kill somebody i mean you have to be open minded and you can't just kill somebody cuz you don't like them

Those filthy casuals in wow who ruined the game on the other hand is different story
User avatar #148 to #147 - finalfantasymaster (09/04/2014) [-]
i would say around 10 pics before my mind broke down, and i know the feel when you cant stop thinking about jeff the killer, 2 girls 1 cup isnt so bad knowing that that is what they are into and you cant smell it or feel it, blue waffle is nothing compared to olympic pain, i think my tough past expiriences in life helped me last that long on those sites...
User avatar #152 to #148 - alphagex ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
I'm i ****** up when you said pain olympics i knew exactly what you are talking about, btw i explained that to my mother she said is **** ...if u cut ure dick or balls u pass out off the pain

and.. **** sake why did you did it if the first one disgusted you.. i remember i had my crazy creepy pasta phase when i tough like a mental idiot slenderman was real then i thought i saw him outside, but it went away eventually just try not to think about it and go see funny stuff on the net


HERE Towelliee/MufasaPrime/Emounicorn Invade Moonguard Part 1 just for you i went and looked at this, check this video i guarantee u laugh moonguard is basickly the infamous place in wow server where no lifers go and cybersex day u can see their fetish on their profile if u got my little roleplay addon on curse.com

I mean we are ****** Normal with normal social life compared to them watch it part 1 and part 2 it make u laugh
User avatar #155 to #152 - finalfantasymaster (09/04/2014) [-]
thanks for helping, feel like a bro
User avatar #158 to #155 - alphagex ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Np We are all family in here, even if we bit crazy, and i can related to it, just take it easy man
User avatar #151 to #148 - finalfantasymaster (09/04/2014) [-]
and im already hooked on TF2 and reading so that will help
#51 - firesky (09/03/2014) [-]
Reaction for most of them.
Reaction for most of them.
#94 - oceanfrank (09/03/2014) [-]
the third one has got the be the most troll client I've ever seen. 10/10 would work for again. Also I really hope he paid him for both sites. MFW The last 2 though.
the third one has got the be the most troll client I've ever seen. 10/10 would work for again. Also I really hope he paid him for both sites. MFW The last 2 though.
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