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Designer troubles... Subscribe to me if you wanna see me be #1 on subscribers and so I finally stop reposting!. inn. I want each individual frame of the animate

Subscribe to me if you wanna see me be #1 on subscribers and so I finally stop reposting!

I want each individual frame of the animated
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User avatar #3 - azilie (09/03/2014) [+] (14 replies)
As a graphic designer... this pains me in ways I can't express. Especially the last two.
#6 - epicscorpion (09/03/2014) [+] (10 replies)
These clients are so... shameless. They just expect **** for free.
User avatar #15 - failtolawl (09/03/2014) [+] (7 replies)
the first one is possible, just not with a gif. that isn't a ridiculous request, just an uneducated one.
#16 - lucariopwnz (09/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
That second to last one... what kind of ******* people are in this world... this is why murder should be legal.
#42 - nonanonnon (09/03/2014) [+] (10 replies)
A blue sun would look pretty cool.

User avatar #25 - AztecJew (09/03/2014) [+] (20 replies)
oh Lord do I know these feels. Graphic Design in DC and NYC is hellish. I've shared plenty of stories.
#54 to #43 - AztecJew (09/03/2014) [-]
yes, this one was just this morning actually.

>Still have clients in DC
>One Had me put together an over the top girly website for their photography business
>really attractive, solid 9/10, Italian girl but has an overprotective hick boyfriend
>I get a call at about 4am this morning from her asking if I can put some of her new photos up on her homepage
>homepage has one of those cliche banners that just plays a slideshow of photos by fading to the next one continuously
>I say sure, remind her of my flat fee for any kind of site work so ask if there's anything else
>she mentions some ideas for color change since fall is coming up and I hear her knuckledragging bf in the background "who the **** are you talking to? grumble grumble I kicked ass in high school football and now work at a gas station"
>She says she'll send me the photos to upload and we get off the phone
>email arrives, it's literally about 30 nudes of her, and not just mirror selfies, but some high quality nudes
>text her and ask if those are really what she wants on her site
>"ooooops! sorry, sent you the wrong photos by mistake lol" followed by " ;) "
>she sends me the correct photos and halfway through updating I get a call from a private number
>"h-hey you piece of **** ! Y-y-you're gonna die! I'm coming for you!"
>It's blatantly neander-bf trying to use a fake voice
>"I know it's you Klay" (His name is ******* Klay)
>"I know you're ******* my girl you half-chinese half-puerto rican piece of **** !"
>"What? That's not even close to what I am. I don't look chinese at all."
>I put him on speaker because it's better than radio and continue working while he rambles about me ******* his guuuuuurl and his freedoms or whatever
>He starts demanding a refund for all my services and I just say no and hang up.
>he tried to call back a few times and eventually my actual client calls
>apologizes casually for his behavior, says I can keep the photos *giggle*, wires me my payment. MFW
#13 - victhree (09/03/2014) [-]
This is painful to read
This is painful to read
#7 - nsfwanon (09/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#68 - samoaspider ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
"but I can't find anyone to do it for less than $1500!" (note that client thought it would be really smark to say that "there's a lot of designers who'd jump at the chance to make $200..."

greedy little kids are the funniest
(I used the word "kids" because people hate if they're called a kid)
#98 - finalfantasymaster (09/03/2014) [+] (34 replies)
>be last week
>neighbor is a ******* with computers
>he tells me "hey kid want to make quick cash?"
>ive seen enough hentai to know where this is going
>ask him "what exactly is the job?" backing away slowly incase rape
>he tells me to fix something in his computer
>he gives me his laptop and tells me that his computer is completely messed
>he doesnt go into specifics and tells me i'll know when i see it
>fine i will have it by tomorrow
>check it out at night, nothing is wrong, desktop is alittle disorganized but nothing out of the ordinary
>maybe it's programs
>click on chrome icon
> ******* internet explorer opens
> ***************** .png
>signs point to he ******** the icon
>turns out he ****** it with various programs
>fine, while i was fixing the icons i had to open the folders where the program was originally right?
>while i was doing that i found a folder with the name "..."
> ******* ?
>open it
>HOLY ****
User avatar #99 to #98 - finalfantasymaster (09/03/2014) [-]
>he had blueprints to guns, links to gore websites, names, accounts, you name it, this guy had his own personal hidden wiki
>ignore it and finish fixing computer
>give his laptop back to him
>i man up and ask him why he had that folder
>he gives me extra money to the one he paid me for fixing his laptop
>he tells me that's to keep my mouth shut and tells me he might ask for more favours in the future
>it's been a week and i still have fear that he has some crazy **** in store for me
User avatar #1 - ablakguy (09/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
More of these technologically retarded clients.
#27 - thedecodedgamer (09/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#30 - DrollHumor (09/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is why I will never have a client-based career.
#51 - firesky ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Reaction for most of them.
Reaction for most of them.
#45 - superanonymouspers (09/03/2014) [-]
****		 all of these people with hot irons.
**** all of these people with hot irons.
#110 - hattheifbatman (09/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Good thing you don't have this as your motto
#47 - europe (09/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
So I don't know what the laws are like in America regarding situations like this
As far as I know when you pay someone or agree to pay someone for a service, the consumer MUST pay you if you deliver the service while all other legal requirements have been met (on time and stuff like that), and wether or not the consumer has "changed his mind" doesn't matter
#94 - oceanfrank ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
the third one has got the be the most troll client I've ever seen. 10/10 would work for again. Also I really hope he paid him for both sites. MFW The last 2 though.
the third one has got the be the most troll client I've ever seen. 10/10 would work for again. Also I really hope he paid him for both sites. MFW The last 2 though.
#168 - handerpants (09/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
There are two types of people in this world.
Smartasses & Jackasses.
You're not any more special for fitting into both.
User avatar #178 to #177 - manofparody (09/04/2014) [-]
Damnit.. Now I look like a jackass.

Damn you, misleading comment!
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