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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - iheartjackiechan
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I don't mind the "too stupid to understand how programming works" ones
but the "I'm not paying you" and "as long as it's free" ones really piss me off
User avatar #249 to #3 - Redzero
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I know what you mean I do Graphic Design/Graphic Communications at my school and this guy was looking for someone to create a website for him. I called him up and gave him the same $x/hour or one time payment of x for the end. I asked for a decent price, and he had the notion to tell me " I was hoping you could come in instead and work 2 weeks as a trial and maybe we can talk about payment.
User avatar #6 to #3 - sinery
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Guy isn't programming.
User avatar #19 to #6 - wheteverlol
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well building websites sometimes requires coding (whether or not that is programming is debatable though).
User avatar #272 to #19 - sergeantnovak
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I think the better words for all this are web building and graphic design
User avatar #37 to #19 - baaltomekk
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Depends. HTML -> no programming. PHP is sort of a grey zone. For me, it is in the no programming zone, but I know most of the people who use it see this differently.
If you write a webapplication in C#, possibly with MVC and Entity Framework, then you are programming for sure.
#191 to #37 - trickstyle
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>C
>web development

Hurr let me just compile a ******* website.
#297 to #191 - anon id: 08911f33
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>hurr, let me make dumbass assumptions

Native modules are damn near required in some places where server side scripting is going to underperform. With servers, ****** performance for convenience is -not- a professional option.

So yes, hurr durr, while you're at it, go link that website you wrote in pure SS to your asshole: I'm sure it's a piece of anyways.
User avatar #294 to #191 - asmodeu
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Technically you can do that.
Hell, you can generate a whole website using assembly code.
User avatar #229 to #37 - cabbagemayhem
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PHP is a programming language, and so is JavaScript. Programming language is a definitive term, and can't be altered to exclude people you don't want to have the title.
User avatar #293 to #37 - asmodeu
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Bitch, true programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.
#271 to #37 - anon id: 34e96c4e
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Programming a website is still programming.
It's higher level stuff (that's the phrase for "far from binary" right?), but you're still using code to create functions.
And websites can be complex.
#83 to #37 - anon id: 9d87614f
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ASP comes straight from the gates of hell.
just use PHP, enough frameworks in PHP that support MVC..
#49 to #37 - anon id: fa007e4a
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i'd say you're overthinking the "can i call myself a programmer?" part
User avatar #82 to #49 - kagespiser
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well its true that HTML is not a programming language, but i dont agree with him on PHP, PHP is a programming language, its true that it is an abomination, but it is a programming language non the less. but i dont see the point in him starting to bring up frameworks, that makes no sense.

Have a nice day
#46 to #37 - anon id: 2b8df4a5
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wannabe hardcore coder kiddie
#2 - draggonerify
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I nearly got an heartattack because those ******* are that stupid
I nearly got an heartattack because those ******* are that stupid
User avatar #26 to #2 - badgerbaiting
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This is such a majestic GIF.
#27 to #2 - badgerbaiting
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User avatar #69 to #2 - admiralen
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letting go of anger is letting another person poison you and get away with it
User avatar #88 to #69 - balloketchup
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so holding onto it somehow doesn't let them get away with it? you missed the point of the gif bro
User avatar #301 to #88 - admiralen
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only letting them get away with it if you dont do anything about it
#78 to #2 - unholyjebus
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I'm sorry but "an heartattack"?. If you're going to insult peoples intelligence, at least make sure that your grammar is correct.
User avatar #124 to #78 - ilovehue
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found a client
#105 to #78 - anon id: 502e81ba
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it is technically correct to use an before an 'h'...
#127 to #105 - imagebandetector
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Only when the "h" is silent. For example, saying "an honest mistake" would be correct, but not "an heart attack".
#135 to #105 - unholyjebus
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Only if the beginning of the word makes a vowel sound which doesn't happen in the word heart since it makes starts with a "huh" consonant sound. On the other hand, if you take the word "hour" then yes you would use "an" before since it starts with an "a" vowel sound. Whether you use a or an is all dependent on how the beginning of the word sound, despite the spelling of the word.
#145 to #2 - anon id: 5be5690e
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Monkey, you can just the hell up, angry energy is the best energy. I've done the most important things in my life because I was angry. Granted, I said important and not beneficial but hey, good with the bad.

TL;DR I drink poison like energy drinks
User avatar #163 to #145 - chimpaflimp
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So, you didn't hold onto the anger then. You released your anger in one massive burst.
User avatar #200 to #2 - onewithpokerface
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As someone going into graphic design and advertising, this is literally my future. ARGHHHHH.
#231 to #2 - tornadomad
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You were so mad you developed a blockage in a main artery. Impressive.
#35 - thesticklebricks
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HFW
#121 - jacobclabough
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PRAISE THE ******* SUN
#267 to #121 - rogoran
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Comment Picture
#274 to #121 - anon id: 309ae702
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Nobody was supposed to know.
#270 to #121 - themongoose
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ms paint skills off the charts.
User avatar #280 to #270 - redstag
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actually thats not to bad..
#45 - haqq
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all the ******* that won't pay him...
#232 to #45 - anon id: f1adff43
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Once worked for a guy who did nearly 2 grand worth of work for a guy. 3 years after he did it he never saw a penny. Wasn't just him, about five other guys were stiffed on payments. Every time he called the office or sent their lawyer everyone was just connviently out to lunch or the office had moved.
User avatar #286 to #232 - blargheon
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WHAT?! I hope the ************ that did that is in jail.
#7 - kingsombra
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I think you'll find out soon enough that every job that requires you to talk to people sucks
I think you'll find out soon enough that every job that requires you to talk to people sucks
User avatar #81 to #7 - nustix
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I always tell people, I don't like people in general. Because they are ignorant and annoying (myself probably included in some area's) when I say this they look at me like I'm crazy I guess I should send them this.
User avatar #265 to #81 - cosmicapprentice
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Being a misanthrope I know how you feel.
User avatar #28 to #7 - theincorrigibleone
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>be me 20 years old
>work as an interpreter (not the language kind) at a state park
>my job is to talk to people, teach them, and lead activities (hikes, canoe trips, etc.)
>my job is ******* awesome because it's just having fun outside all day
Don't have a job where your only clients are people doing their job. Nobody is having fun and everybody wants to just go home because whenever you're talking it FEELS like work.
#119 to #28 - anon id: 15051188
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You made me hate people less.

Thanks.
User avatar #244 to #7 - pokemonstheshiz
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I work at a decent steak house, I had a lady who once ordered the fillet mingnon
when it was brought to her, she told me she was very upset because she thought she ordered fish. I told her she had ordered the filet, and she said "yeah, the fish filet. Like at mcDonalds!"
I think people just always assume environments function the way they are accustomed to living, and are not understanding when that doesn't happen

User avatar #30 - SognaVetr
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I'm a freelance web designer too but i've never had idiotic clients like these.
User avatar #38 to #30 - mutzaki
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Hey could you do an impossible and stupid thing for me but without me having to pay you? I want it done within the next half hour.

I popped your cherry.
#44 to #38 - SognaVetr
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#13 - pappathethird
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Here are some more
User avatar #243 to #13 - pokemonstheshiz
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the pink one could be legitimate if they have synesthesia or are talking about the artist Pink!
#10 - nimithecat
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My boss used to be like this.
By the time I quit, I had thoughts of crushing his arms on the hydraulic press,
and still go to therapy to keep those kinds of thoughts out of my head.

That boss ****** up my head..
I REALLY did try to be patient. I really did.
User avatar #102 to #10 - garymotherfingoak
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what'd he do?
#138 to #102 - nimithecat
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ALRIGHT GENTLEMEN..... lemme tell you a short story about how I ended up like this...

****** smoked pot in the office, used the company computer that I work on to watch futanari porn when I'm not at work([i checked the browser history]
I brought my own keyboard and mouse ever since I found out), ****** made me run his god-damn company, I nearly got stabbed by his ******* pot dealer,
and the god-damn cunt-blasting cunt paid me at $8.25/hour wage AS A HYDRAULIC TECHNICIAN TRYING TO EARN MONEY TO KEEP FROM BEING HOMELESS.

I started thinking dark things, ******* dark things.
I was going to snap, and I had to get the hell out of there.

Ever since, I moved in with some friends, i used my savings for college tuition, and got a government pell grant to pay for the rest of my tuition plus books.

I alone boosted the company's profits up to 27%, increased its financial ranking by setting up business deals with other companies, and managed all of the financial paperwork with Quickbooks 2007.

As soon as I left, the company went to ****. The co-workers all left him one by one.
We didn't even follow OSHA standards and laws.
I looked up my old company's website; the website did not show up on Google anymore.
User avatar #147 to #138 - garymotherfingoak
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Well is your mind back to normal-ish now?

and ouch..
User avatar #150 to #147 - nimithecat
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Yeah mostly...
But my blood boils pretty quick when I get reminded of that jerk.

Other than that, I think everything else is back to normal.
Thanks for asking.
User avatar #175 to #150 - chimpaflimp
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Find a photo of his face, tape it to a punching bag and smash the **** out of it until you no longer feel angry towards the ******.
User avatar #154 to #150 - garymotherfingoak
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*of a job
User avatar #153 to #150 - garymotherfingoak
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Hey, just be glad that his ass is out of the job now.
User avatar #156 to #153 - nimithecat
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Yep. Good riddens.
User avatar #157 to #156 - garymotherfingoak
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so whatchu been up to?
User avatar #164 to #157 - nimithecat
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How's life?
User avatar #166 to #164 - garymotherfingoak
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alrights i guess

i should be workin right now
User avatar #169 to #166 - nimithecat
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Ah alright, i'll let you get back to it.
Nice talkin' to you man.
User avatar #172 to #169 - garymotherfingoak
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im procrastinating though
User avatar #174 to #172 - nimithecat
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Sooner or later you'll get that dream job someday.
When that happens, procrastination will be a thing of the past.
User avatar #194 to #174 - garymotherfingoak
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though eventually, as i continue to have interest in my job, i wont have the issue.
User avatar #185 to #174 - garymotherfingoak
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Not for me, i've had this problem at a severe level since 3rd grade.
User avatar #202 to #185 - nimithecat
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hm, good point. Carry on
User avatar #234 to #202 - garymotherfingoak
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not good for me though :c
#160 to #157 - nimithecat
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Meh, college.

The good thing about being poor, is that you can get financial aid to cover your college tuition for free. So I'm going for a 2 year degree in multimedia tech, and electronic engineering.

<--- one of my latest works in 3D.

Been mastering the art of 3d on the side.
User avatar #247 to #160 - gamerkill
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Just wanted to say, that looks awesome.
Keep up good work man
User avatar #254 to #247 - nimithecat
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Thanks man.
Your encouragement is much appreciated, and I will make more in the near future.
Here's an animation of mine as a "thank you".

-COMPLETE- Silver Knights Anime Openning Sequence -COMPLETE- TRIBUTE TO TESHIMA
User avatar #255 to #254 - gamerkill
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Dude...
That was awesome, I'd love to see more
User avatar #257 to #255 - nimithecat
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You got it pal.
I'm going to get off my lazy butt,
and start making more right away.
User avatar #258 to #257 - gamerkill
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Are you dusty howard
User avatar #259 to #258 - nimithecat
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Yep.
Also known as Helldiver450 in various places.

User avatar #260 to #259 - gamerkill
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Sweet, I subscribed
User avatar #165 to #160 - garymotherfingoak
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awesome, i hope ya go far.
User avatar #167 to #165 - nimithecat
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Thanks man, same to you.
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#132 to #126 - nimithecat
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You need to login to view this link

Here's the website, ladies and gents.
Ever since I left the company, it crumbled to the ground within months.

This is what happens when ungrateful people rely too much on others.
User avatar #268 to #132 - cosmicapprentice
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I found another one with almost the same URL You need to login to view this link
User avatar #269 to #268 - nimithecat
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Yeah.. similar name, but not the company i was referring to.
User avatar #140 to #126 - miscarriage
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Futa is pretty ok
User avatar #143 to #140 - nimithecat
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Thats not the point. My point is he slathered his crotch-stunken hands all over a keyboard that the company uses, that his employees use..
User avatar #144 to #143 - miscarriage
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He was probably decent enough to disinfect the area, right? :^)
User avatar #146 to #144 - nimithecat
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He missed a spot, which led me to check the history...
User avatar #36 to #10 - bagguhsleep
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Let it all out, man. I'm here.
User avatar #155 to #36 - garymotherfingoak
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thank ye for tryin
User avatar #33 - braxtotxarb
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i need another comp. of this. This is too good
User avatar #106 to #33 - drfreeman
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i made like a dozen or so of good one that i found about a year ago. you dont need to thumb them, just being helpful
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User avatar #40 to #33 - nandaaz
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An endless comp: clientsfromhell.net/
User avatar #125 to #40 - ryderjbudde
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Can't you just copy it and paste it into my browser?