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#3 - iheartjackiechan (01/03/2014) [+] (15 replies)
I don't mind the "too stupid to understand how programming works" ones
but the "I'm not paying you" and "as long as it's free" ones really piss me off
#2 - draggonerify (01/03/2014) [+] (14 replies)
I nearly got an heartattack because those 						*******					 are that stupid
I nearly got an heartattack because those ******* are that stupid
#121 - jacobclabough (01/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
PRAISE THE ******* SUN
#45 - haqq (01/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
all the ******* that won't pay him...
#7 - kingsombra (01/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I think you'll find out soon enough that every job that requires you to talk to people sucks
I think you'll find out soon enough that every job that requires you to talk to people sucks
User avatar #30 - SognaVetr (01/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm a freelance web designer too but i've never had idiotic clients like these.
User avatar #38 to #30 - mutzaki (01/03/2014) [-]
Hey could you do an impossible and stupid thing for me but without me having to pay you? I want it done within the next half hour.

I popped your cherry.
#13 - pappathethird (01/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Here are some more
#10 - nimithecat (01/03/2014) [+] (38 replies)
My boss used to be like this.
By the time I quit, I had thoughts of crushing his arms on the hydraulic press,
and still go to therapy to keep those kinds of thoughts out of my head.

That boss ****** up my head..
I REALLY did try to be patient. I really did.
User avatar #33 - braxtotxarb (01/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
i need another comp. of this. This is too good
#34 - Ulmer (01/03/2014) [-]
#66 - europe (01/04/2014) [-]
"Oh! Don't worry; that won't be necessary. We don't want you to actually bill for the extra hours, just work them.

Oh, silly me. Just let me spend my free time worki-
Who do these people think they are
Jesus christ
User avatar #43 - zzforrest (01/03/2014) [+] (45 replies)
Freelance game designing...
"I have this awesome idea for a game : " (explains huge political world, conflicts, characters, etc. all relatively good).
"Ok, so what would the graphics, sound, and gameplay be like?"
"... I hadn't thought about that."
"... So why do you need it to be a game if the gameplay doesn't matter to you?"
It's happened like 5 times now.
#113 - TreesyDoesIt (01/04/2014) [-]
I don't know a single thing about programming and I still feel mad as ****
#261 - droner (01/04/2014) [-]
m(internal)fw reading these
#68 - xxmemesxx (01/04/2014) [+] (30 replies)
Reminds me of this puu.sh/68q7G
User avatar #94 to #92 - yisumad (01/04/2014) [-]
Giant ******* prolapse in a jar up someone's ass
#242 - pokemonstheshiz (01/04/2014) [-]
does that font come in a slightly darker black?
#77 - techjoker (01/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#245 - waspssuckforever (01/04/2014) [-]
<--- MFW I finished reading those
User avatar #71 - akkere ONLINE (01/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The people who don't want to pay him outright are the worst kind of people. Especially when they expect you to these impossible tasks in an even more impossible time frame.
They're pretty much the type to to free load as much as they can, even if it involves scamming someone from their life's work. It's one thing to try to haggle down a price for a commission so it might be more affordable, it's another thing to completely devalue someone's labor, especially if its of genuine quality (I'll admit I don't know about the OP's quality of design, but I doubt you'd get this many clients if it wasn't at least slightly good).
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