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#3 - iheartjackiechan (01/03/2014) [+] (15 replies)
I don't mind the "too stupid to understand how programming works" ones
but the "I'm not paying you" and "as long as it's free" ones really piss me off
#2 - draggonerify (01/03/2014) [+] (14 replies)
I nearly got an heartattack because those 			*******		 are that stupid
I nearly got an heartattack because those ******* are that stupid
#121 - jacobclabough (01/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#45 - haqq (01/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
all the ******* that won't pay him...
#7 - kingsombra (01/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I think you'll find out soon enough that every job that requires you to talk to people sucks
I think you'll find out soon enough that every job that requires you to talk to people sucks
User avatar #30 - SognaVetr (01/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm a freelance web designer too but i've never had idiotic clients like these.
User avatar #38 to #30 - mutzaki ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Hey could you do an impossible and stupid thing for me but without me having to pay you? I want it done within the next half hour.

I popped your cherry.
#13 - pappathethird (01/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Here are some more
#10 - nimithecat (01/03/2014) [+] (38 replies)
My boss used to be like this.
By the time I quit, I had thoughts of crushing his arms on the hydraulic press,
and still go to therapy to keep those kinds of thoughts out of my head.

That boss ****** up my head..
I REALLY did try to be patient. I really did.
User avatar #33 - braxtotxarb (01/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
i need another comp. of this. This is too good
#34 - Ulmer (01/03/2014) [-]
#66 - europe (01/04/2014) [-]
"Oh! Don't worry; that won't be necessary. We don't want you to actually bill for the extra hours, just work them.

Oh, silly me. Just let me spend my free time worki-
Who do these people think they are
Jesus christ
User avatar #43 - zzforrest (01/03/2014) [+] (45 replies)
Freelance game designing...
"I have this awesome idea for a game : " (explains huge political world, conflicts, characters, etc. all relatively good).
"Ok, so what would the graphics, sound, and gameplay be like?"
"... I hadn't thought about that."
"... So why do you need it to be a game if the gameplay doesn't matter to you?"
It's happened like 5 times now.
#113 - TreesyDoesIt (01/04/2014) [-]
I don't know a single thing about programming and I still feel mad as ****
#261 - droner (01/04/2014) [-]
m(internal)fw reading these
#68 - xxmemesxx (01/04/2014) [+] (30 replies)
Reminds me of this
User avatar #94 to #92 - yisumad (01/04/2014) [-]
Giant ******* prolapse in a jar up someone's ass
#242 - pokemonstheshiz (01/04/2014) [-]
does that font come in a slightly darker black?
#77 - techjoker (01/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#176 - flyslasher (01/04/2014) [+] (7 replies)
The first one seems possible.

Have JavaScript run with a timer in such a manner that it syncs up with the gif. If you know a gif with 150 frames take 5 seconds to run, then you know that it is going 30fps and therefor can get the amount of time before the user clicked and the relative link to that gif frame.

It's uncreative and bad designers, not bad customers. Just because you can't easily google search an aswer doesn't mean one doesn't exist. Of course this is just speculation, I think an implementation is worth a try.
#184 to #176 - deadagain (01/04/2014) [-]
How do you compensate for the .GIF loading at a different time than the Javascript on slow browsers?
User avatar #71 - akkere ONLINE (01/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The people who don't want to pay him outright are the worst kind of people. Especially when they expect you to these impossible tasks in an even more impossible time frame.
They're pretty much the type to to free load as much as they can, even if it involves scamming someone from their life's work. It's one thing to try to haggle down a price for a commission so it might be more affordable, it's another thing to completely devalue someone's labor, especially if its of genuine quality (I'll admit I don't know about the OP's quality of design, but I doubt you'd get this many clients if it wasn't at least slightly good).
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