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User avatar #15 - neonnurse (08/23/2014) [-]
"How to get off a deserted island and back to civilization: For Dummies"
#62 - bible (08/23/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind being stranded on an island with Emma either.
User avatar #98 to #62 - Marker (08/23/2014) [-]
did you like, make this account two years ago solely for things like this?
User avatar #108 to #98 - bible (08/23/2014) [-]
As a matter of fact, yes. I get a front row seat to virtually ever religious argument on this site. I can be clever sometimes when I bust in uninvited to a wall of text between two or more people.
User avatar #170 to #108 - Noon (08/24/2014) [-]
Lucky you, I get summoned to listen to people talk about their day.
User avatar #1 - ishallsmiteyou (08/23/2014) [-]
Canadian Army Survival Manual.
User avatar #2 to #1 - therealtjthemedic (08/23/2014) [-]
The island is completely devoid of moose and/or Tim Hortons
User avatar #3 to #2 - thingexplain (08/23/2014) [-]
Every Canadian knows how to survive in Canada. Their veins run rich with maple syrup and they instinctively know how to make a rough shelter out of poutine. The manual tells you how to survive everywhere but Canada.
User avatar #99 to #2 - malacyman (08/23/2014) [-]
Well, **** . Does it at least have elk? As a Canadian that's my third meat source.
User avatar #144 to #2 - phenact (08/24/2014) [-]
maple trees may be sparse as well
User avatar #171 to #2 - roflstorm (08/24/2014) [-]
No tim's?

**** it, gimme a book aboot killing myself in 40 different ways
User avatar #154 to #2 - WheresMyAccount (08/24/2014) [-]
No Timmies??? FUUUUUUCK
#11 - isonig (08/23/2014) [-]
101 Different ways to masturbate.
User avatar #20 to #11 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
you need more than 1?
User avatar #60 - chrispoot (08/23/2014) [-]
Everyone bitchin about Watson wanting to have the Bible with her? So what, she's a christian, who the **** gives a **** . It's not like she's shoving it down everyone's throat, I didn't even know she was a christian in the first place.
User avatar #110 - SlicerFlux ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
the bible is actually a good choice, lots of different and fun stories to enjoy.
User avatar #111 to #110 - bible (08/23/2014) [-]
My personal favorite is the story of Samson and Delilah.
User avatar #143 to #111 - Hreidmar (08/24/2014) [-]
Ever seen the opera version of it, then? That's also probably one of my favourites.
User avatar #118 to #111 - SlicerFlux ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'll try to remember that.
User avatar #120 to #110 - mydreams (08/23/2014) [-]
I like the one where there is murder and stuff...
User avatar #130 to #126 - SlicerFlux ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Haven't watched that one yet, heard it's good though.
User avatar #161 to #130 - fearoffailure (08/24/2014) [-]
NOW CLUCK LIKE A CHICKEN it's so bad that it's funny
User avatar #165 to #161 - leanonwut (08/24/2014) [-]
I ****** love audiosurf
#172 to #126 - RedHulk (08/24/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** You can't avoid futa forever...
User avatar #27 - vwanyama (08/23/2014) [-]
Emma Stone wants the Bible so she can build an ark.
#38 to #27 - broorb (08/23/2014) [-]
emma u ****** w0t m8
User avatar #46 to #27 - Crusader (08/23/2014) [-]
Because that worked out so well for her last time.
#63 to #27 - John Cena (08/23/2014) [-]
What if they give her one with Genesis ripped out, though?
User avatar #70 to #27 - cormy (08/23/2014) [-]
Emma... Stone?
User avatar #91 to #70 - vwanyama (08/23/2014) [-]
My bad. Ya'll know what i meant though.
#54 to #27 - eddymolly ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #138 - nimba (08/24/2014) [-]
the old man and the sea? damn if you want a jesus metaphor read the bible
User avatar #6 - zomaru (08/23/2014) [-]
I think the Boy Scout handbook might be a good idea.
#136 - katebrown (08/24/2014) [-]
**katebrown rolled comment #21 ** :
**** Americans.

#109 - classynick (08/23/2014) [-]
I think he's on to something...
User avatar #5 - pkman ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
The Old Man and the Sea is a pretty good book
#137 - deltoraquest (08/24/2014) [-]
linking book that links to some earth civilisation, preferably the one I live in.
#71 - include ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #74 - greatbear (08/23/2014) [-]
War and Peace man, quantity (of pages) and quality (best book ever)
#93 to #74 - analcontractions (08/23/2014) [-]
I liked Anna Karenina better
User avatar #95 to #93 - hamsterball ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
My favorite was, how much land does a man need? it's not a book by Tolstoy, but it's really good.
User avatar #142 to #93 - greatbear (08/24/2014) [-]
Russia , man. Russian spirit.
#24 - granadablashlack (08/23/2014) [-]
Will everyone shut up about Emma Watsons choices and just remember that she looks like this..
User avatar #76 to #24 - greatbear (08/23/2014) [-]
Have fun finding a girlfriend with that attitude. You can view sluts as sexual objects who have nothing to offer except their bodies, but Emma isnt one of those girls.
User avatar #103 to #76 - granadablashlack (08/23/2014) [-]
A girl can have a great personality, but if she looks like shrek then she may as well be dead...
#112 to #103 - darkangelmeanya (08/23/2014) [-]
Guess we're ****** then.
User avatar #139 to #103 - alphagex (08/24/2014) [-]
>using shrek as an insult
>Quad spoted
#82 to #76 - kingferret (08/23/2014) [-]
Found the unattractive female.
User avatar #141 to #82 - greatbear (08/24/2014) [-]
im a male lol
User avatar #100 to #24 - PVTDickStryker (08/23/2014) [-]
Looks like what, a woman who puberty abandoned at 15?
#106 to #100 - John Cena (08/23/2014) [-]
dude, are you gay?
User avatar #128 to #106 - hydraetis (08/24/2014) [-]
Nah, gay people can still tell when a girl is good looking. This dude's just ******* retarded.
User avatar #153 to #106 - PVTDickStryker (08/24/2014) [-]
Nah, Watson just has the figure of a girl in highschool, and I happen to not be pedophilic
User avatar #69 to #24 - satansferret (08/23/2014) [-]
I'ma bring a book bound in emma watsuns skin.
#64 to #24 - disies (08/23/2014) [-]
Unmmm...No.
Unmmm...No.
User avatar #180 - geothermal (08/24/2014) [-]
I would first make a book that has **** inside of it, such as a gun, ammunition, a few years worth of a food, a working motor boat, hundreds of gallons of fuel, camping supplies, a generator....

It would be a massive book, but it would still be a book.
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