Description. Tags. To not swallow anything Satan is trying to ram down your throat Jesus comes first." Joel Ostern comments
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#6 - darcabyss ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #7 - delphine (06/10/2014) [-]
Ugh... I'm a Christian, and Joel Osteen leaves a bad taste in my mouth (giggle*snort) . But seriously, he reminds me of a used car salesman. I do not trust anything he has to say.
#10 to #7 - threeofclubs (06/10/2014) [-]
Who is this man with the poorly thought out words?
#18 to #10 - Rascal (06/10/2014) [-]
a big-time pastor of a mega church that is on tv a lot and says that if you're successful, it's because God loves you more, etc etc

I'm with Delphine
#24 to #10 - delphine (06/10/2014) [-]
What anon said... He's a preacher who misquotes and manipulates the Bible to help people justify being self-serving, greedy and hedonistic, which is the opposite of what Jesus taught. (Kind of like Christians who misquote and manipulate the Bible to spread hate) He draws in HUGE crowds, because he is very charismatic. But one cannot be a Christian and self-serving at the same time. Being a Christian is supposed to be about serving others.
#25 to #24 - threeofclubs (06/10/2014) [-]
Looked it up, according to Wikipedia he's worth 50 mil. That is too many dollars for a preacher to have.
User avatar #26 to #25 - delphine (06/10/2014) [-]
Yes, yes it is. Not saying that you can't be wealthy and be a Christian, but those who are wealthy are morally obligated to give back and bless others. No one person needs that much wealth.

"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God." Matthew 19:24
#27 to #26 - threeofclubs (06/11/2014) [-]
It's that he's the preacher and that rich. But there's a reason televangelists have a reputation.
User avatar #9 - novren (06/10/2014) [-]
Recently I've started watching Archer. I can say the only thing I regret is not having started earlier.
User avatar #17 to #9 - kamikazikraut (06/10/2014) [-]
I regret there not being more episodes on Netflix. One of the few shows I could watch over and over again.
#16 - btgsxd ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Made me think of this
Made me think of this
#19 - technobanana (06/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4 - musclezglassez (06/10/2014) [-]
joel osteen is my favorite
#8 to #4 - ihateemo (06/10/2014) [-]
I have a very honest question that I want you to answe for me: Why would you respect this hypocrite?

He is a ******* millionaire because he takes direct donations and takes money from his ******* church then he turns around and says stuff along the lines of "give all you receive because you will be rewarded in heaven".

Then this bastard has the audacity to say in an interview "god has given me this money and this life". He is saying he steals money from the church in the name of God.
User avatar #15 to #8 - musclezglassez (06/10/2014) [-]
actually sir most of the money he gets are from the books he writes and makes toooons off of and also he doesn't say give all you receive, because that's ridiculous.give 10% that's what god asks,whether you believe that or not is w/e but that's what it is. putting that aside the reason i like him is because he's different from any other televangelist or preacher, they're just boring. sometimes listening to Joel osteen you don't even have to look at it as preaching just how positive he is is really good and he gives a lot of examples from his life more so than from the bible. hes pretty easy to listen to.
User avatar #21 - hashtronaut ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
i remember all the hatemail YTMND got for hosting this DZK song.. and it was all worth it
I Found Jesus!
#11 - Rascal (06/10/2014) [-]
love archer
love archer
User avatar #12 to #11 - oaaaa (06/10/2014) [-]
i love jokes i can acutally read
User avatar #23 to #12 - theblackhorntail ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Malory Archer: [arguing over the phone with Len Trexler] You wanna play me hard?

Sterling Archer: Phrasing.

Malory Archer: Well, then, you better nut up!

Sterling Archer: Phrasing!

Malory Archer: Because I've swallowed just about all I'm going to take from you!

Sterling Archer: Hey! Phrasing!
User avatar #1 - kamikazikraut (06/09/2014) [-]
I spit. Watermelon seeds
User avatar #2 to #1 - alexandrz (06/09/2014) [-]
>swallow
>grow melons inside
> **** them out and sell to the *******
#5 to #3 - youxbarstard (06/10/2014) [-]
I still don't understand how their **** doesn't just fall out without any sort of control.
User avatar #13 to #5 - mysweetestpoison (06/10/2014) [-]
well, nignogs have a very complex anal muscular system.
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