Description. I ain't makin you no damn sandwich.. As a tubby person I drink diet cock because I want to eat my calories, not drink them, unless they're fermented.
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User avatar #3 - saxong (10/10/2013) [-]
As a tubby person I drink diet cock because I want to eat my calories, not drink them, unless they're fermented.
#4 to #3 - chaosfanatic (10/10/2013) [-]
You may wanna rephrase that.
#5 to #4 - saxong (10/10/2013) [-]
Comment wording as intended.
Comment wording as intended.
#6 to #5 - LordSweatpants (10/10/2013) [-]
That bear is magical.
#12 to #3 - ripcaster (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, well when the aspartame in your "Diet" drink turns to formaldehyde and enbalms you over the years, you'll wish you didn't drink it.
User avatar #16 to #12 - slugnugget (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, you mean the waste products from methanol which is also found in higher quantities in multiple fruits and vegetables.

Don't try to sound smart if you aren't smart.
#20 to #16 - ripcaster (10/10/2013) [-]
You also didn't include the detail that methanol in fruits and vegetables is bound to pectin which your body can't break down, so you just excrete it and not metabolize it. There is no such bond with aspartame, which your body readily absorbs.

FWIW I didn't realize that fruits and veggies had methanol so you taught me something today but to say I'm not smart isn't fair.. I was only an air traffic controller for 10 years.. Guess we're the dumbest of the bunch.
User avatar #23 to #20 - slugnugget (10/10/2013) [-]
I'm not directly saying you're not smart. The phrase is mostly meant to be topic specific as in don't talk smart about something you know little about.
And going back to topic, you would have to drink a shed load of it to actually have an noticeable negative impact on you. Drinking the same amount of regular coke with all that sugar would be definitely worse.
#28 to #23 - ripcaster (10/10/2013) [-]
Then you sir deserve my thumb for clarifying that you weren't saying I wasn't smart. Faith in humanity restored.

And you're right both ways, neither diet coke nor regular coke are better, they're both utterly horrible for you.

As for the quantity, over a lifetime people DO drink a shedload of the stuff thinking they will lose weight... I don't get it. Either way coke is profiting huge.
User avatar #27 to #21 - saxong (10/10/2013) [-]
That's what you get with a name like yours!
#18 to #16 - ripcaster (10/10/2013) [-]
So you're saying Diet coke is better for you than fruit and vegetables... Sounds smart to me.
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User avatar #25 to #3 - ldial ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Am i the only person that does not count calories?
#14 to #3 - smbiosis (10/10/2013) [-]
What exactly does a diet cock look like?
User avatar #7 - wittypotato (10/10/2013) [-]
How is that equality?
Equality would be "Let's make each other sandwiches."
#9 to #7 - anon (10/10/2013) [-]
It's a response to something that is sexist. It;s not serious suggestion...
User avatar #11 to #9 - garin (10/10/2013) [-]
Your apostrophe fell down
#1 - zionsype (10/09/2013) [-]
What's going on in this thr-
My ****** .
#22 to #1 - chaotickaas (10/10/2013) [-]
like this?

MS paint skills off the charts tho
User avatar #29 to #15 - hankmccoy (10/11/2013) [-]
it took me forever to realize that the chocolate ice cream swirl was a chunky sausage arm
User avatar #13 - hankmccoy (10/10/2013) [-]
I doubt any's ever asked her to make them a sandwich
#24 to #13 - nsfwanon ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Well no, all they'd get is an empty plate.
User avatar #2 - topoftherock (10/09/2013) [-]
someone should stand next to her with a sign that says "you've had enough sandwiches already"
#8 - anon (10/10/2013) [-]
I unno, maybes it's cause we're still in the honeymoon phase but when my boyfriend is playing video games I take the time to make 3-4 sandwiches, then I go seduce him and afterwards we go get them and eat them in bed and snuggle a little.
#10 - chuckmuffin (10/10/2013) [-]
Large man in front of me at the movies the other night. Let me get a large popcorn with butter. Could you layer that? Two boxes of Sno-caps. And a small diet coke.
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