Definitely Maybe. . ttl I I Ml Att, ' We ta fret The J? i: atat,? ; e {llama could taf: be an Pic ca? he much to. P Japan is , inna : ti f. Just a joke
x
Click to expand

Comments(184):

[ 184 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#84 - icametocomment ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Maybe the reason we have yet to be attacked by aliens is because instead of pink little fleshbags they see psychotic carnivorous reptiles roaming the earth and they don't wanna **** with that.

inb4 someone gets up my butt, it's a joke
#88 to #84 - yowutis (03/04/2014) [-]
In your butt you say?
User avatar #121 to #88 - GuardianofzeBlind (03/04/2014) [-]
moisturize me
#89 to #88 - icametocomment ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
**icametocomment laughs nervously** Wrong choice of words there...

Also, what in the everliving ******** is_ that_ thing from?
User avatar #90 to #89 - yowutis (03/04/2014) [-]
It's an enemy from Warframe that apppears on the Phobos Mapset, game is free-to-play if you want.
User avatar #148 to #90 - ianistheman (03/04/2014) [-]
This guy can make the game free to play? wow.
User avatar #91 to #90 - icametocomment ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Thanks for telling me, though it looks like a horror game and I last about two seconds in those.
User avatar #94 to #91 - icametocomment ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Ah, shooters are a bit better.
User avatar #92 to #91 - yowutis (03/04/2014) [-]
No it's a shooter that's pretty much the only non-faction enemy, it's kalled a Desert Skate I believe.
User avatar #101 to #92 - hierophant (03/04/2014) [-]
Wtf? Is its face photoshopped or something!? That doesn't look like ANYTHING else in Warframe...
#104 to #101 - yowutis (03/04/2014) [-]
It might be I never payed attention to them after I realized they're just wastes of ammo and time.
#106 to #104 - hierophant (03/04/2014) [-]
Okay, well, looked them up on Google and was directed to the Warframe wiki. Apparently, they are the first "natural wildlife" in Warframe. But jeezus god damn christ, that is nightmare fuel. Picture unrelated. I think.
#2 - metalmind (03/03/2014) [-]
Just a joke
User avatar #162 to #2 - exotic (03/04/2014) [-]
It's not wrong
#48 to #2 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeeeeah that's japan, not china.
#153 to #48 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeeeeah that's a user, not anon.
#26 - wimwam (03/03/2014) [-]
We would never fly?   
Yeah, because we never walk or run places.
We would never fly?
Yeah, because we never walk or run places.
User avatar #27 to #26 - lolfire (03/03/2014) [-]
If you had a choice between running (flying) 30 miles or driving, which would you pick?

Assuming that flight evolved with us and it's not a novelty.
User avatar #30 to #27 - wimwam (03/04/2014) [-]
With a distance like 30 miles it is an easy choice, but many people walk a mile or two to get where they are going.
And assuming flight evolved with us, I would guess that architecture would accommodate flying. Instead of walking up stairs, you could fly up floors, down halls, etc.
User avatar #45 to #30 - mylazy (03/04/2014) [-]
What would handicap accessible look like then?
User avatar #47 to #45 - wimwam (03/04/2014) [-]
I wondered that too. I can't think of anything other than things that already exist like ramps and elevators
User avatar #49 to #47 - regius (03/04/2014) [-]
Handifly people would have to take the stairs, handicap people would take elevators lol
User avatar #137 to #27 - amuter ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
What if we didn't use wings but just flew by "thinking about it" the way goku and superman does?
#158 to #137 - jabzilla (03/04/2014) [-]
as awesome as that would be...real life physics would more likely point to wings instead of "super mind levitation power" as our way to fly due to only birds and other creatures with said wings having the ability to fly (obviously the snakes that can "glide" are not on the list even though they can due so because of the way they flatten their bodies - something we cant do either unless a cutie walks by us *sucks in air* please laugh at that joke please )

but if we could all levitate/fly like goku and superman then there wouldnt be as much of a physical strain on our bodies like there is when we walk/exercise and lots of people would more likely just float everywhere cuz humans enjoy being lazy (at least i know I do!)

which when you think about it means that anytime superman/goku are levitating its just because its easier and that they are taking the lazy way out compared to when they could just "super walk/run" anywhere (would be pretty humorous to see them power walking)

god thats a lot of text but TLDR: levitating doesnt really work due to not being and evolutionary trait of anything we currently know bout but would be a good lazy thing to be able to do
User avatar #161 to #158 - amuter ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Chill out, you're over analyzing considering that it's a "WHAT IF, I know that the likeliness of getting a super power of some fictional characters that can destroy planets on their day off is a bit unlikely...
User avatar #165 to #27 - incoming (03/04/2014) [-]
I think that also depends on our flight speed. If you could make 30+ mph/kph with relatively little effort like the same that would be required for walking some may actually prefer to fly than chance getting stuck in traffic driving. Also, flight gives you a straight shot where driving couldn't, unless there were laws that forced you to take specific flight patterns.
User avatar #82 to #27 - sefercil (03/04/2014) [-]
avoid traffic and fly, yo. not have to spend gas money either.
User avatar #67 to #27 - mookiez (03/04/2014) [-]
What is with the rank next to your name?
User avatar #68 to #67 - lolfire (03/04/2014) [-]
It's my moderator level symbol.
User avatar #70 to #68 - mookiez (03/04/2014) [-]
I figured it had something to do with you being a mod. I've always wanted to be one but I'm hardly on fj as much as I used to be. I don't think I can be a mod when I'm only on fj a combined of maybe 15 hours a week, give or take 5 depending whats going on.
User avatar #174 to #70 - bjartur (03/04/2014) [-]
I was a mod, kinda sucks really
#69 - missylyn (03/04/2014) [-]
which one of you fellas is the real dirty dan?
User avatar #175 to #69 - casualwadhead (03/04/2014) [-]
Hi, this is Dan, asl?
#40 - tragickingdom (03/04/2014) [-]
The driveway thing was pretty trippy
User avatar #44 to #40 - richardastley (03/04/2014) [-]
Except it doesn't really work...
User avatar #53 to #44 - tragickingdom (03/04/2014) [-]
How?
User avatar #54 to #53 - richardastley (03/04/2014) [-]
Well even if we ignore the countries that aren't Canada, USA, or Mexico in North America, you can even look at islands within those countries (that aren't connected to other land by a bridge road).
User avatar #56 to #54 - PopcornViking (03/04/2014) [-]
islands arent really part of a continent unless its like vancouver island or long island which are like 2 minutes from the mainland
User avatar #57 to #56 - richardastley (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh? So what other continent are they associated with?
User avatar #59 to #57 - PopcornViking (03/04/2014) [-]
you obviously cant drive to hawaii
User avatar #60 to #59 - richardastley (03/04/2014) [-]
It's weird that you're proving my point, yet you presented your original comment like you disagreed with me...
User avatar #62 to #60 - PopcornViking (03/04/2014) [-]
do you really think of hawaii as north america?

its nowhere near it
User avatar #63 to #62 - richardastley (03/04/2014) [-]
But it's literally a part of North America.
User avatar #65 to #63 - PopcornViking (03/04/2014) [-]
so french polynesia is part of europe to you?
User avatar #64 to #63 - PopcornViking (03/04/2014) [-]
politically
not geographically
User avatar #66 to #64 - richardastley (03/04/2014) [-]
What am I supposed to say to this? We're talking about driveways connecting here. Driveways are politically regarded as private property. Hawaii is politically a part of North America. Therefore, not all North American driveways connect. lol
User avatar #107 to #66 - TheAssassinDude (03/04/2014) [-]
North America is a LANDMASSmeaning islands are not included. Hawaii is not part of North America but it is a part the the U.S.A
User avatar #167 to #107 - arstya (03/04/2014) [-]
Finally. You ended that stupid **** .
User avatar #124 to #59 - HAwAII (03/04/2014) [-]
I can
User avatar #58 to #57 - PopcornViking (03/04/2014) [-]
i said not a part of
theyre still associated with it

#77 - Javapenguin (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, History Classes
#134 to #77 - hotsaws (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh that's glorious.
User avatar #24 - dethdude (03/03/2014) [-]
-"Your stomach thinks all potato is smashed"
-"Your stomach thinks"


wut
#32 to #24 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
Double the wut
#103 to #32 - McCockAFucker (03/04/2014) [-]
in the butt
#123 to #24 - stormtrooperbob (03/04/2014) [-]
oh i get it!  its cuz they get mashed when we chew them.
oh i get it! its cuz they get mashed when we chew them.
User avatar #136 to #24 - teseus (03/04/2014) [-]
My stomach thinks it 2 hours since my last meal is to long and decided to growl like a dying whale. It's evil
#130 - xcoreyx (03/04/2014) [-]
**** you I can hold my bottom jaw in place and move the rest of my head up and down
#132 to #130 - KingTroll (03/04/2014) [-]
Thats right! Fight the system!
User avatar #140 to #132 - timelordjam (03/04/2014) [-]
mcderper!, WE ARE NEEDED AGAIN.
User avatar #142 to #140 - mcderper (03/04/2014) [-]
platypus are in high demand this time of year
User avatar #143 to #142 - timelordjam (03/04/2014) [-]
whoops. i replied to the wrong thing
User avatar #144 to #143 - mcderper (03/04/2014) [-]
I jacked off on a frog once.....
User avatar #146 to #144 - timelordjam (03/04/2014) [-]
I used a turtle one time
User avatar #149 to #146 - mcderper (03/04/2014) [-]
turned out it was a boy frog and he was very upset with me
User avatar #3 - sinery (03/03/2014) [-]
I wasn't the only one that "chewed" with my upper jaw by moving my head back and forth, right?
Right?
#31 to #3 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
haha right here mate
#141 - whyamieventrying (03/04/2014) [-]
Guess what else is going to be longer and harder as time goes on   
   
 it's my dick
Guess what else is going to be longer and harder as time goes on

it's my dick
#173 to #141 - willcutting (03/04/2014) [-]
And as history classes, kids will find it useless but you'll do whatever you can to make them swallow all you want.
#11 - xazerby (03/03/2014) [-]
Title?
User avatar #14 to #11 - thessmissesyou (03/03/2014) [-]
"Definitely Maybe"
User avatar #15 to #14 - xazerby (03/03/2014) [-]
What I meant to ask is, is the title referencing the album?
User avatar #16 to #15 - thessmissesyou (03/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was listening to it when I posted this and it seemed to fit!
User avatar #17 to #16 - xazerby (03/03/2014) [-]
Awesome! One of my favorites
#139 - roddor (03/04/2014) [-]
I love how some of the posts are good advice or philosophy, and others are stoner rants.   
 Also, the Caribbean Islands and Greenland are North America. Checkmate.
I love how some of the posts are good advice or philosophy, and others are stoner rants.
Also, the Caribbean Islands and Greenland are North America. Checkmate.
#86 - Damionic (03/04/2014) [-]
Long and hard.
User avatar #23 - pokemonstheshiz (03/03/2014) [-]
I don't get hangovers, so does that mean I'm just creating happiness from nothing?
Does that break the Law of Conservation of Happiness? Will the universe implode? If it does, sorry guys. my bad
User avatar #29 to #23 - melontwilight (03/04/2014) [-]
Same here. We absorb tomorrow's happiness from the people around us. We make their tomorrows even less happy.
#72 to #29 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
Well thats true for my dad and alcohol
User avatar #73 to #72 - melontwilight (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that
User avatar #145 to #23 - timelordjam (03/04/2014) [-]
mcderper. i meant this one
User avatar #147 to #145 - mcderper (03/04/2014) [-]
hmmm, if we kill him now it should solve our problem....
User avatar #152 to #147 - timelordjam (03/04/2014) [-]
yeah. thats an easy solution
User avatar #168 to #152 - mcderper (03/04/2014) [-]
i'm sick of these punks ******* with my hustle......lets make an example of this alcohol immune universe imploder!
User avatar #170 to #168 - timelordjam (03/04/2014) [-]
Did you make sure to plug it in this time?
User avatar #172 to #170 - mcderper (03/04/2014) [-]
I thought it was hamster powered?
User avatar #4 - icelandicviking ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
''your stomach thinks all potato is mashed'' wat? i don't understand this.
#18 to #4 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
Maybe because we chew it up? That gives it the same consistency? I guess that makes sense...
User avatar #42 to #4 - halftime (03/04/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #5 to #4 - gorillabutts (03/03/2014) [-]
If you eat a normal potato, you chew it, and therefore is mashed by the time it gets to your stomach.
User avatar #6 to #5 - icelandicviking ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
oh, grammar is important
User avatar #1 - puffyclouds (03/03/2014) [-]
that last one is a bit stupid, if i was able to fly i would fly all the time. the only reason i don't lift is because it's boring, if lifting would make me fly i'd lift more than admin
#7 to #1 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
Same.
#35 to #1 - newtamalego (03/04/2014) [-]
Maybe it does, but those who do lift keep it secret from those who don't
Maybe it does, but those who do lift keep it secret from those who don't
#154 to #35 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
Do you lift?
User avatar #181 to #154 - newtamalego (03/04/2014) [-]
If I did would I be telling you this?
#176 - micheleITA (03/04/2014) [-]
dat title..
User avatar #178 to #176 - valorised (03/04/2014) [-]
That's the first thing I thought about
#160 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
Half of Ellen's show already consists of giving away stuff, to keep the audience screaming and to keep the sponsors happy. The show has become one single huge advertisement.
#156 - nyawgga (03/04/2014) [-]
So if people far away see dinosaurs..

what's to say that what I'm seeing is real?

WHAT THE **** ?
#180 to #156 - spanishninja ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
its because of the speed of light
people 65 million light years away could see the light we reflected 65 million ligh years ago

also, everything you see is not realtime, it has a delay of milliseconds that is the time the light takes toreach your eyes
#182 to #180 - anon (03/04/2014) [-]
"everything you see is not realtime, it has a delay of milliseconds that is the time the light takes toreach your eyes"

Imagine a dying intellect invading the spaces in those moments, and using your fears, conditioned symbolism, synchronicity (from a quantum point of view, there is no such thing, special if you observe from a few moments from the future) to make you have the craziest hallucinations you can possibly imagine, like, taking advantage of the fact, that since your brain is too slow to make sense of photons you probably are in general slow, and slow people could believe that hallucinations springing forth from a combination of myopic vision (blurry **** visuals really make for more an interpretation of light than actual sight) simple electrical masking are signs of god of the bible or some crap like that
[ 184 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)