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#2 - Sworley (07/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #56 to #2 - pulluspardus (07/03/2014) [-]
Or she can tie her hair?
User avatar #103 to #56 - commontroll (07/03/2014) [-]
It'd make a lot more sense for her to have short hair, her helmet is tiny and she's got such long hair.
User avatar #114 to #103 - thesoulseeker (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh I know! Normally she puts the hair inside the shoulder armor. Why else would it be so huge?
#116 to #114 - commontroll (07/03/2014) [-]
It all makes sense now...
#8 - gtocforyou (07/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #91 to #8 - bemmo (07/03/2014) [-]
Why is she vomiting blue?
User avatar #92 to #91 - bagguhsleep ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
it's phazon that ****** with her body, *****
#17 - infinitereaper (07/03/2014) [-]
expansionpack.exe
#84 to #17 - scafoldbich (07/03/2014) [-]

Major boner alert.
#32 to #17 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
I like how this has 4 favorites and 0 thumbs
User avatar #86 to #17 - turbodoosh (07/03/2014) [-]
This certainly expands my pack
User avatar #88 to #86 - childpls (07/03/2014) [-]
you are a god among men
User avatar #34 to #17 - garaichu (07/03/2014) [-]
This is very relevant to my interests.
#25 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #28 to #25 - indecisivejew (07/03/2014) [-]
Best use of negative space ever.
#72 to #28 - mephistesulfurion (07/03/2014) [-]
Psst, hey...
...Want a wallpaper, friend?
#9 - DeathclawRulez (07/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #9 - xyifer (07/03/2014) [-]
[Metroid] Samus (and Others) performed MJ's Thriller [MMD]
sauce
User avatar #70 to #39 - flomosho (07/03/2014) [-]
Sauce?
#3 - indecisivejew (07/03/2014) [-]
Is the author of this under the impression that Metroids are actual villains?
User avatar #13 to #3 - Anonomousthirteen (07/03/2014) [-]
Is that image a reference to the Metroid Prime Pirate Log stating that every attempt at reverse-engineering Samus's Morph Ball has ended in disaster?

Also, I'm pretty sure that the Metroids clack their mandibles together whilst they think of new, dastardly plans.
#24 to #13 - indecisivejew (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, it is. There are some really great images of people's interpretations of the absolutely retarded ideas proposed by the "science team" from the Metroid Prime logbook entries.
#33 - lesterthered (07/03/2014) [-]
Fun Fact: The concept of Samus turning into a ball came about because it was originally too difficult to animate her crawling
User avatar #37 to #33 - infernis (07/03/2014) [-]
y cant metroid crawl?
User avatar #1 - sexyhimself ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Game Theory: The Metroid Morph Ball is LAME!
User avatar #21 to #1 - drainbamage (07/03/2014) [-]
OR shes able to to do it in case she gets attacked by the Metroid.
#30 to #1 - swagbot (07/03/2014) [-]
He Dun Good.
User avatar #36 to #1 - givememoarpony (07/03/2014) [-]
God, his speech is annoying. I don't know how I endured nearly 10 minutes of that.
User avatar #6 to #1 - indecisivejew (07/03/2014) [-]
That's an opinion, not a theory.

And anyway, all he addresses is contorting into an object of that size, not the fact that Samus is able to roll forward at an incredible rate and navigate complex mazes while inside the ball. Nobody can do that in real life, and the morph ball is far from useless.
User avatar #22 to #6 - penileburglar (07/03/2014) [-]
All that needs to be addressed, relevant to this comic, is the fact that contorting to that size is possible. Since the comic shows her dying as a result of it.
User avatar #54 to #22 - incognitoad (07/03/2014) [-]
1. It's a fan made comic that has been made for humorous effect.
2.In the comic, the morph ball given it a metroid trap, so it could have spikes blades all sorts of horrible **** in there.
User avatar #119 to #54 - penileburglar (07/04/2014) [-]
And that's a fan-made video that was made for humorous effect.

If you're join in a discussion that's discussing the real-world logistics of a video game, you can't just play the 'Well it doesn't matter 'cuz it's not real' card when it's convenient to you. You shouldn't even be having this discussion, then, 'cuz none of this is real.
User avatar #121 to #119 - incognitoad (07/04/2014) [-]
Well ok, but my other point still stands.
User avatar #16 to #6 - atheisttsiehta (07/03/2014) [-]
You can do all that crap while crouching
User avatar #26 to #16 - indecisivejew (07/03/2014) [-]
Really? You can go 10+ miles per hour for an indefinite amount of time, roll up half pipes, get launched out of a canon, set off bombs and even nukes that don't damage you, jump 10 feet straight up in the air, and go along downhill tracks that involve loopty-loops and vertical inclines all while crawling?

**** man, that's impressive.
User avatar #53 to #26 - megatrollinator (07/03/2014) [-]
It's called a Power Suit. It's advanced alien technology. It's not supposed to be easy to comprehend how it works
User avatar #120 to #53 - penileburglar (07/04/2014) [-]
No one said it was supposed to be.

That was just a response to the statement 'you can do all that **** while crouching,' because you obviously *can't*.
User avatar #19 to #16 - dongers (07/03/2014) [-]
good luck keeping inertia on your hands and knees, your not a ******* cheeta
#50 - kingsandravens (07/03/2014) [-]
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#38 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
Game Theory: The Metroid Morph Ball is LAME!
Oi m8
User avatar #115 to #38 - animedudej ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
i dont give credibility to someone claiming every game is connected on the loosest non-canon basis...
User avatar #117 to #38 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
ITT: Everyone bashing Game Theory.
I learned my lesson, but I will be stubborn in this. All his **** does not mean "Oh, this one thing means this" No. It means "This is just one small piece that, grouped with others, leads to a certain answer."
About the Modern War Crimes one, Of course terrorists don't follow the Geneva convention, that is one of the reason it makes them terrorists. But Price and Soap were trying to be the good guys, ignoring the Geneva Conventions makes them as worse as the terrorists. inb4 "Don't put them in the same box" This is the game that in MW2 made the U.S. Army look like the bad guys. Yet in real life when Americans talk about their armies they almost preach to them. Now, for the Monument war crime, you may defend it as "Doing what you have to do". May I point out that, for the terrorists, they do not think they are terrorists and they are "Doing what they have to do".
The TF2 Pyro one was, like each one I saw, multiple small details that leads to a possibility. And at the end, he simply says that possibility. And at each video, he says "But that's just a theory." Meaning "You don't have to believe me." Don't like his theory? Make your own.

tl;dr, GT is basically just like discussing opinions in real life. I'd suggest not judging opinions before having your own.
#58 to #38 - mephistesulfurion (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh hey, It's game theorist.
The same guy that claims Nintendo hates gay people.
Also the same guy that claimed Zelda is anti-Islamic.
Not to mention his video about TF2's Pyro being a Gay schizophrenic male because his ring finger was longer (Wtf?)

This guy really breaks the record of the ammount of ******** you can place in one sentence. Every single one of his videos are "Theories" about completely retarded things, His "proof" and measurements make zero sense, And more often than not don't even apply to the game in question.

tl;dr: GameTheorist spews ******** .
#81 to #58 - kinginyellow (07/03/2014) [-]
Man I hated that episode about gay people, he completely forgets the fact that many characters don't have established sexuality, the way it is in society. We can't make any sort of claim unless every company goes through and gives every character either hetero, homo, or bi sexuality and that would be pointless.   
   
I was done with him over the "war crimes" in the CoD series. He acts like the terrorists responsible for a massacre would follow the Geneva Convention, ignores that Soap and Price are disavowed in MW3 and that they're already being hunted by the Americans, and blatantly ignores circumstances of half the actions. Seriously he calls it "attack on a national monument" when you stop armed trucks from murdering innocent people trying to evacuate even though it would be overlooked, and it was Americans firing on their own monument on orders by a commander.
Man I hated that episode about gay people, he completely forgets the fact that many characters don't have established sexuality, the way it is in society. We can't make any sort of claim unless every company goes through and gives every character either hetero, homo, or bi sexuality and that would be pointless.

I was done with him over the "war crimes" in the CoD series. He acts like the terrorists responsible for a massacre would follow the Geneva Convention, ignores that Soap and Price are disavowed in MW3 and that they're already being hunted by the Americans, and blatantly ignores circumstances of half the actions. Seriously he calls it "attack on a national monument" when you stop armed trucks from murdering innocent people trying to evacuate even though it would be overlooked, and it was Americans firing on their own monument on orders by a commander.
User avatar #96 to #81 - mephistesulfurion (07/03/2014) [-]
But he doesn't need to know what he's talking about!
He doesn't need to do background research on the game
Becuz is just theory hurr hurr hurrr!!! Next time, "Nintendo responsible for 9/11!"
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User avatar #63 to #58 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
GT is alot of conjecture, but he isn't pulling everything out of a hat (except the Zelda vs Islam thing). The ring finger thing is a real trend in biology. But seriously, if you take him seriously instead of just entertainment after the best boobs in gaming episode, then yea...I dunno what to say about you.

That's all GT was meant to be, click whoring entertainment. Are you not entertained?
User avatar #66 to #63 - mephistesulfurion (07/03/2014) [-]
I can't enjoy a dickweed that just pulls something in the lines of "Hurr Hurr, Tomodachi life no has gay couple, NINTENDO IS ANTI GAY!!!"
He's a ******* idiot, If his videos were any kind of funny at least, Then I'd probably enjoy them, But they arn't, They're infuriating. Because he can basically say whatever the **** he wants about a game, "Mario is a rapist!" and then just end the video with "HURR, BUT IS JUST THEOOORRYYY" And it passes just fine.
User avatar #69 to #66 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Thats what justifies it, it's just a theory. He is admitting he has no proof of this, and as such is using the common definition of theory instead of the scientific one.

I mean, wheat grass is a stamina potion? The Happy Happiests of Earthbound are based off a dangerous cult in Japan which only became notorious after the game was released? Humans evolved from Pokemon (ok that one was stolen from another youtube theorist who does pretty much the same thing, conjecture).

All his videos are meant to piss people off....and clearly it has worked. He beat you. The opposite of liking something isn't disliking, it's indifference. He was getting views and subscribers because of his click baiting...its the howard stern method...be as over the top as possible and people will listen.
User avatar #71 to #69 - mephistesulfurion (07/03/2014) [-]
I think you hit the nail on the head.
Besides, I haven't watched his videos for a good while now (Stopped after the Pyro one)
But this guy is just FILTH.
He purposely chooses subjects like Homosexuality and Religion in order to gain views.
To be quite honest, I think he's even WORSE of a YouTuber than PewDiePie is, Mostly because GameTheorist is just plain vile as PewDiePie is just obnoxious.
User avatar #62 to #58 - thenightmarechild (07/03/2014) [-]
? you mean that piece he did on fire temple? He brought up a controversy that OTHER people made a big deal about.

I'm surprised you don't also think he believes pokemon is satanic.
User avatar #64 to #62 - mephistesulfurion (07/03/2014) [-]
Do I need to mention the video
"Chrono Trigger retells the Bible"?
User avatar #67 to #64 - thenightmarechild (07/03/2014) [-]
watching the ep now, half-way and not seeing it. Then again I never played the game, but you may have a 'slight' point.
User avatar #68 to #67 - mephistesulfurion (07/03/2014) [-]
I've watched several of his videos before, They barely ever make sense.

My fiancée is a die-hard Zelda fan and she said that his video about "Link is dead in Majora's mask" is a pile of steaming **** lies.

I don't think he even cares about the game's lore to be honest. His video about "Pyro's Gender" is proof. He completely ignored most of the lore and many other important elements and focused on his own, Again, Broken invalid measurements and proof.
#45 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I found this kind of morbid, but funny nonetheless
I found this kind of morbid, but funny nonetheless
#15 - bluwizard ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** when i listen to random statues of birds
User avatar #43 - ishallsmiteyou (07/03/2014) [-]
game theory *************
#4 - learmy (07/03/2014) [-]
In the age of Far Cry 4, Mass Effect 3, Call of Duty etc. do people still playing this 90's 			****		?
In the age of Far Cry 4, Mass Effect 3, Call of Duty etc. do people still playing this 90's **** ?
User avatar #18 to #4 - dongers (07/03/2014) [-]
pls there is an entire community bringing the re playability of those games way the **** up. Speedrunning, it gives that "90s **** " more fun then arguing over new consoles that don't have many games for them. Sure the new consoles are great, you still have to wait for the games to come out.
User avatar #48 to #4 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/03/2014) [-]
for ***** sake its learmy the biggest troll on this site and you ******* still can't recognize him
#51 to #4 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
You guys are enabling his faggotry... you know that right?
#65 to #4 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
Wow, somebody who's legitimately trying to piss people off. You really want that -400 huh?
User avatar #85 to #4 - nagafever (07/03/2014) [-]
i spend 2 hours (minimum) a day playing age of empires 2 u lil ****
User avatar #7 to #4 - indecisivejew (07/03/2014) [-]
Yes, surprisingly in the age of Call of Duty and Mass Effect 3, people still do play good games.
User avatar #57 to #7 - kijajouteh (07/03/2014) [-]
You took the bait... No...
User avatar #12 to #7 - Anonomousthirteen (07/03/2014) [-]
Well said.
User avatar #52 to #7 - theshadowed ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I thought mass effect 3 was a good game
User avatar #73 to #52 - strelokkk ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Not nearly as good as the second, but still a great game IMHO
User avatar #106 to #4 - animedudej ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
my childhood was in the 90's shut up, it's true, but i'm not some eliteist claiming "hurr durr 90s were best decade evur"

i played some of the Snes games people say were good and yep... they're really good!

fukken loved super metroid
#29 to #4 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
Far Cry 4 hasn't even been released yet tho
#44 to #4 - kirkbot (07/03/2014) [-]
call of duty
call of duty
#27 to #4 - lionti (07/03/2014) [-]
YFW people start thumbing you up after being so close to -400
YFW people start thumbing you up after being so close to -400
User avatar #40 to #27 - nazo (07/03/2014) [-]
there is no reward for the -400 level anymore, it doesnt matter
#41 to #40 - lionti (07/03/2014) [-]
So this guy is just some sort of crazy jimmy rustler?
User avatar #42 to #41 - nazo (07/03/2014) [-]
he is trolling because there is no consequences thanks, admin or maybe he didnt realize, but there is a pal who already has the -400 level

he won pink text for some time, he has nothing now
User avatar #14 to #4 - yunoavailable (07/03/2014) [-]
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8
srsly tho, idk how you manage to troll people so well. good luck on -400
#31 to #4 - angelwithashotgun (07/03/2014) [-]
-397, mentions Call of duty as a good game

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#35 to #4 - givememoarpony (07/03/2014) [-]
keep trying, then maybe someday you'll get to -400.
#77 to #35 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
Considering how autistic and retarded you guys are to thumb him down,, it won't take him too long
User avatar #79 to #77 - givememoarpony (07/03/2014) [-]
And his name is blue. He wasted more than a year trying to get to -400 while others did in months.
User avatar #78 to #77 - givememoarpony (07/03/2014) [-]
Actually no. The last few levels are harder to pass than all the previous levels combined.
User avatar #11 to #4 - kelping (07/03/2014) [-]
Bro, people are still making this stuff. Project Base.
User avatar #10 to #4 - pitifulsoul (07/03/2014) [-]
I prefer Super Metroid over Far Cry 4, Mass Effect 3, Call of Duty etc.
#55 to #10 - coopermartin (07/03/2014) [-]
Ahh yes, because you have played FarCry 4, you know what it's like. Don't you? Seeing how it's not out yet, I'm sure you know what it's like.
User avatar #118 to #55 - pitifulsoul (07/03/2014) [-]
I prefer Super Metroid over Madden 2016 as well.
#5 to #4 - noobtankz (07/03/2014) [-]
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#20 to #5 - duedum (07/03/2014) [-]
<3 u dr steve
#76 - pewdiepieisbestpie (07/03/2014) [-]
Behold, the power to transform yourself into a wonderful, cute, pony! "New Item-getting music plays in*
#110 to #76 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
inb4 "le nothing is sacred" **** off, I'm not in the mood today.
User avatar #80 to #76 - pacoseago (07/03/2014) [-]
0/10.
User avatar #87 to #76 - turbodoosh (07/03/2014) [-]
Behold! The power of autism
User avatar #83 to #76 - jockothecrock (07/03/2014) [-]
go die in a fire
#90 - beautifull (07/03/2014) [-]
**beautifull rolled image**
User avatar #89 - beautifull (07/03/2014) [-]
*roll image*
User avatar #60 - finalfantasymaster (07/03/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL-mR79GErU
this was good til the end, the end blew it...
User avatar #74 to #60 - mutzaki ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I think that's the alternate ending, but I'm not sure. It was a long time ago since I last watched that.
User avatar #75 to #74 - finalfantasymaster (07/03/2014) [-]
i dont know but in my opinion the end sucked...
fighting scenes were cool tho
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