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Hancock: *appears*
Sole Survivor: Oh ************ you are
hard to look at,
Hancock: Like a testicle with teeth.
Sole Survivor: You look like Freddy
Kreuger ********** a topographical map
of Utah.
Hancock: *bangs fist on the table*
Exactly.
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Submitted: 01/11/2016
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#9 - foodyquest (01/12/2016) [-]
I was thinking of another Hancock
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User avatar #10 to #9 - hexproof [OP](01/12/2016) [-]
I love that movie
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User avatar #29 to #10 - butteryweiner (01/12/2016) [-]
Excuse could you please speak up
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#34 to #29 - hexproof [OP](01/12/2016) [-]
i said that I love that movie
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User avatar #54 to #34 - toncheky (01/12/2016) [-]
 
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User avatar #56 to #54 - hexproof [OP](01/12/2016) [-]
:^3
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#33 to #10 - installation (01/12/2016) [-]
I don't care what you said, but **** you for using that chat color. You could have given me the winning numbers to the lottery, but **** that text color.
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User avatar #35 to #33 - hexproof [OP](01/12/2016) [-]
Sorry ❤
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User avatar #37 to #33 - butteryweiner (01/12/2016) [-]
**butteryweiner used "*roll 5, 1-69*"**
**butteryweiner rolls 46**
**butteryweiner rolls 04**
**butteryweiner rolls 14**
**butteryweiner rolls 33**
**butteryweiner rolls 55**
*roll 1, 1-29*
Ta da
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User avatar #39 to #37 - butteryweiner (01/12/2016) [-]
**butteryweiner used "*roll 1, 1-29*"**
**butteryweiner rolls 03**
My bad, Ta da
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User avatar #53 to #10 - captainrattrap (01/12/2016) [-]
Your text is bitch.
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User avatar #57 to #53 - hexproof [OP](01/12/2016) [-]
:3
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#38 to #9 - ripgeckosncherios (01/12/2016) [-]
but what is the Hancock he meant?
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User avatar #40 to #38 - malific (01/12/2016) [-]
Fallout 4, ghoul companion.
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User avatar #59 to #40 - dreygur (01/12/2016) [-]
ohhhh, ****
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User avatar #15 to #9 - gunmandude (01/12/2016) [-]
me too
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User avatar #17 to #9 - ohhh (01/12/2016) [-]
I feel like that's a movie i should hate, but absolutely adore.
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User avatar #19 to #17 - thechosentroll (01/12/2016) [-]
Why would you hate it? It's one of the few movies that had a realistic super hero.
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User avatar #20 to #19 - ohhh (01/12/2016) [-]
I don't, i just feel like i should. Something about it makes me want to. Maybe it's part of a often poorly done spectrum of movies, but was not poorly done. Or something like that.
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User avatar #1 - deroderpderp (01/11/2016) [-]
Hancock's a great guy, just not the best companion.
Danse is love, Danse is life.
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#44 to #1 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
Except he's a damn traitor
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#46 to #1 - oxidoferroso (01/12/2016) [-]
*le copypasted response from las t copypasted thread*XDD
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#50 to #1 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
NOPE! He's a storm trooper!
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User avatar #60 to #1 - sliferzpwns (01/12/2016) [-]
strognhg bestr no caere forli buickethjeadsa
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User avatar #3 to #1 - hexproof [OP](01/11/2016) [-]
Agreed
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User avatar #2 to #1 - electronicbacon (01/11/2016) [-]
>danse
>hancock
There's no wrong with Strong.
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User avatar #5 to #2 - reaperssprint (01/11/2016) [-]
Except he never shuts the **** up
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User avatar #6 to #5 - timbittwo (01/12/2016) [-]
They all don't shut the **** up.
Even Dogmeat.
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User avatar #14 to #2 - loganmadder (01/12/2016) [-]
I didn't get 10 Charisma for no reason
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User avatar #11 to #2 - protomanrulezz (01/12/2016) [-]
You're always wrong with Strong is more like it
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User avatar #4 to #2 - deroderpderp (01/11/2016) [-]
My character is catholic, so he generally tries to be nice and help everyone out.
Being with strong would make being nice hard.
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User avatar #18 to #4 - nachobeldavid (01/12/2016) [-]
Is your catholic character also a war vet that's married to a lawyer?
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#26 to #18 - geneticrepo ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Hey, MY character is a war vet who married a lawyer.
Whatre the odds?
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User avatar #27 to #26 - erotictentacle (01/12/2016) [-]
Phew, good thing i seem to be the only one with an original character.
My character is a lawyer married to a war vet and had a kid with him
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User avatar #31 to #27 - nachobeldavid (01/12/2016) [-]
Nice. I'm rolling a war vet that was married to a lawyer, who had a kid together.
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User avatar #30 to #27 - icewraithking (01/12/2016) [-]
can confirm. i am codsworthh
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User avatar #32 to #30 - erotictentacle (01/12/2016) [-]
How curious, my character has a robot-butler with the same name!
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User avatar #42 to #32 - lennylorenzo ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Your character has a butler named codsworth too?!
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User avatar #47 to #18 - deroderpderp (01/12/2016) [-]
Mechanic, married to a physician.
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User avatar #12 to #4 - tezel (01/12/2016) [-]
Strong likes it when you help humans, since supermutants help each other to be stronger. He also likes it when you share and hates stealing and being selfish. He's not a bad guy, he's just a dick who eats dead bodies
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User avatar #28 to #12 - notyourbuddy (01/12/2016) [-]
He also likes if you eat people.
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User avatar #7 to #4 - longhjac (01/12/2016) [-]
strong likes it when your nice to people
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User avatar #16 to #1 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Y'all ************* need Curie.
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#21 to #16 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
>literal weakest stats of any companion

no thanks
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#25 to #21 - geneticrepo ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Free stimpacks as opposed to snacks or chems.
Heals you for 100hp when critical once per day.
Doesnt require stims( AT ALL) to get back up mid fight. (Ive always felt like she has a shorter recovery time as well)
Will use whatever weapon you give her until it run out of ammo instead of switching back to generic weapon (human form had/has a bug where she doesnt use her laser rifle) where pretty much everyone else switches back to their default even if its weaker.
And a sexy french accent.

What more do you need?
Anything stat related becomes null after halfway thru the game. By then you should alrdy be facerolling every nonlegendary enemy without having to need your companion at all. And if you REALLY feel its a problem then invest in the companion perks so they do more damage, etc.
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#8 to #1 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
>Not bringing robo-waifu 3000 to fight with you
I bet you beta faggots enjoy real interactions with human girls.
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#22 to #8 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
But Danse is robot- husbando 3000.

He ********* the entire commonwealth while my Sole Survivor follows him around in a suit.
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#55 to #8 - volksunion (01/12/2016) [-]
GIF
**volksunion used "*roll picture*"**
**volksunion rolled image**she probably has a six speed pulsating pussy
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User avatar #41 - theugandanhero (01/12/2016) [-]
This was originally in the newest Deadpool movie trailer
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User avatar #49 to #41 - herecomesjohnny (01/12/2016) [-]
y-yes.
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#43 - damnfaithlessdogs (01/12/2016) [-]
Hancock is best companion.
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User avatar #13 - jackledead (01/12/2016) [-]
Utah mentioned, swell with erratic weather and the Mormon church.
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User avatar #24 to #13 - rawryrawr (01/12/2016) [-]
Oh yeah what part you from mang
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#48 - genocidalhamster (01/12/2016) [-]
I ****** love hancock.
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User avatar #58 - thedudeistheman (01/12/2016) [-]
I didn't see this was posted in the Fallout channel so I started thinking about Will Smith in the movie Hancock. I was confused because, y'know, Will Smith isn't a bad-looking guy.
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User avatar #23 - rawryrawr (01/12/2016) [-]
Utah mentioned swell with inversion and fry sauce
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#52 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 5, 1-69*"**
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**anonymous rolls 03**
**anonymous rolls 04**
**anonymous rolls 45**
**anonymous rolls 40**
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