DayZ. I uploaded this as a comment the other day and it got like 40 thumbs up, i'm not sure if anyone already uploaded it after seeing it but if not maybe more
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I uploaded this as a comment the other day and it got like 40 thumbs up, i'm not sure if anyone already uploaded it after seeing it but if not maybe more people would enjoy it if I reposted it, enjoy

Greatest Dayi moment or Crying in Games General Anonymous (/ ) 16: 46
I' m bleeding out. he food, water and there is a zombie killing me
have a great weapon and i' m dying. I get pretty upset
this Russian guy appears like a ******* angel and kills the zombie
is He takes mete his house, feeds me. bandages me
is Nurses me back to health
trolle deosn' t speak a word of english
name was Mable er Mako er some ****
t: Makle and I spent hours together.
said a word
looting military bases together.
fiinally, we are shot at!
hits the floor. shot in the leg
drag him into a building and bandage him up
rand then kill his attacker
get out alive and eventually we part ways.
bl go back to the airbase and take out a bunch
Pstart looting and kill a bandit
bl take his amazing gear including a CF. Sniper rifle.
then his buddy sheets me
kl take the hit and go down
guy starts creeping around
Hm en a teeter and I stare at the ladder
a head pops up
4 panic.
4 drop him.
is lying on the ground
kl go to body
name is Makle"
first and last words to me.
ran broken english in a thick russian accent
Not worry friend
tthis is the game
e i do not grudge"
e I cried and he left. M, ptth' 1' egif:!, {BET} L Reply
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#66 - MrDeadiron (01/05/2014) [-]
me playing
me playing
#49 - mezznok (01/05/2014) [-]
DayZ thread?   
   
Be me, survivin with friends doing my thang, when it comes to a point where we have settled down and waiting for night to pass, my friend says "						****					 man im bleeding bad and have no bandages left, could you spot me?" To his luck neither friend 3 or I had 						****					 left. So im like 						****					 it, we all have good gear and it would 						*******					 suck to lose it, "friend 3 stay here with friend 2 ill go on a supplies run." Walk a distance away and discover blood bags and 2 bandages, 						****					 yeah jackpot, I also discover that i see two buses in the distance. Make note of it and leave a flare some distance away from them as not to attract attention to the actual buses and just to mark the general area. Get back to camp give friend bandages and head back out. I have a jerry can and a spare tire i found so im gonna hop this 						****					 up. I get in bus 2 and it 						*******					 works!... except a tire is missing, No worries i brought a spare, get out to replace it And theres some dude just standing there, no gun, no anything, just 						*******					 staring at me, first instinct is to as if friendly and raise gun in case he tries anything. No reply at first so i ask again and he 						*******					 starts making that grudge noise over the mic its 3 AM at the time and i start 						********					 bricks, get on mic and scream that if he doesnt say anything beside growl i will shoot him. Hear a faint 						*******					 laugh and dude starts screaming, like, 						*******					 LOUD. Nope the 						****					 out and empty a whole mag into him. no. 						*******					. damage. Dude flies in the air and starts yelling some weird 						****					 like "WHERE IS YOUR SAVIOR NOW" amongst other crazy ass 						****					. I book it 						*******					 fast and duck in a bush i have a gillie suit on and its night time i should be good. after about a min of hidind i figure hes gone. i stand up turn around and now theres 3 dudes in the same exact get up JUST STARING AT ME. They start chanting some 						****					 and they all look up shoot 1 round and i 						*******					 die. Needless to say i went to bed immediately after. 						****					 that 						****					.
DayZ thread?

Be me, survivin with friends doing my thang, when it comes to a point where we have settled down and waiting for night to pass, my friend says " **** man im bleeding bad and have no bandages left, could you spot me?" To his luck neither friend 3 or I had **** left. So im like **** it, we all have good gear and it would ******* suck to lose it, "friend 3 stay here with friend 2 ill go on a supplies run." Walk a distance away and discover blood bags and 2 bandages, **** yeah jackpot, I also discover that i see two buses in the distance. Make note of it and leave a flare some distance away from them as not to attract attention to the actual buses and just to mark the general area. Get back to camp give friend bandages and head back out. I have a jerry can and a spare tire i found so im gonna hop this **** up. I get in bus 2 and it ******* works!... except a tire is missing, No worries i brought a spare, get out to replace it And theres some dude just standing there, no gun, no anything, just ******* staring at me, first instinct is to as if friendly and raise gun in case he tries anything. No reply at first so i ask again and he ******* starts making that grudge noise over the mic its 3 AM at the time and i start ******** bricks, get on mic and scream that if he doesnt say anything beside growl i will shoot him. Hear a faint ******* laugh and dude starts screaming, like, ******* LOUD. Nope the **** out and empty a whole mag into him. no. ******* . damage. Dude flies in the air and starts yelling some weird **** like "WHERE IS YOUR SAVIOR NOW" amongst other crazy ass **** . I book it ******* fast and duck in a bush i have a gillie suit on and its night time i should be good. after about a min of hidind i figure hes gone. i stand up turn around and now theres 3 dudes in the same exact get up JUST STARING AT ME. They start chanting some **** and they all look up shoot 1 round and i ******* die. Needless to say i went to bed immediately after. **** that **** .
User avatar #52 to #49 - jewpiter (01/05/2014) [-]
Why do all the weird hackers come out at godawful times in the morning?
#48 - crazybumi (01/05/2014) [-]
After DayZ
#47 - tittylovin (01/05/2014) [-]
I've seen this before, always make me want a Russian friend to play games with and bro it up with.

#46 - derpishb (01/05/2014) [-]
These feels are too much.
These feels are too much.
#34 - mrpavelowgrimm (01/05/2014) [-]
For every million sadistic 						********					 that cuff you and make you eat rotten kiwis there is one maklo R.I.P
For every million sadistic ******** that cuff you and make you eat rotten kiwis there is one maklo R.I.P
#33 - ponypro (01/05/2014) [-]
We need some ****** backup, were losing it out here
User avatar #17 - furryflava (01/05/2014) [-]
its only a game
why you heff to me mad?
User avatar #19 to #17 - karvarausku (01/05/2014) [-]
Because of the hours of looting and then some one shoots you :'c.
Played it today 2 hours (stand alone) of looting I have found backpack food and some scrap I like to carry with me just to be safe. One guy runs at me and I ask if he needs any help, starts punching at me and I have to put him down.

Well it was a set up, 3 other guys were behind a wall ready to ambush me but I was fast enough to go behind bus and bandage myself (got hit from a m4).

Quickly got away and hide in a house meanwhile the guys try to search me (Ninja).
Camp the house door ready to shoot them if they come inside. I wait them to go somewhere else and sneak away from the village to next one just to see that the village was completely looted (prob they came from there)
User avatar #50 to #19 - karson (01/05/2014) [-]
you can download it as a stand alone? how much it cost? where you download it?
User avatar #68 to #50 - karvarausku (01/05/2014) [-]
Steam 23$ it's still alpha tho
User avatar #23 to #19 - furryflava (01/05/2014) [-]
my comment was a joke...
#16 - pigsnax ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
I feel like Maklo is the friend we all dreamed of but never had?
#9 - chilledlawngnome ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
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#6 - aedai (01/04/2014) [-]
#30 to #6 - randomwanker (01/05/2014) [-]
have a gif
have a gif
#44 to #30 - funkmonker (01/05/2014) [-]
this was too much
#3 - PIPExDAD (01/04/2014) [-]
Did anyone else buy standalone DayZ?
User avatar #45 to #3 - angelodlt (01/05/2014) [-]
yup
Steam : angelo4541 (both accounts)
#54 to #45 - banditowolf (01/05/2014) [-]
you added me, we must play sometime. i've started playing with a lot more people now, someone else from funnyjunk too
you added me, we must play sometime. i've started playing with a lot more people now, someone else from funnyjunk too
User avatar #67 to #54 - angelodlt (01/05/2014) [-]
+1thumb for gif, pls lev me alon
Just kidding **** yeah!
#43 to #3 - commission (01/05/2014) [-]
only casuals purchase the standalone   
   
it does not even have epoch yet
only casuals purchase the standalone

it does not even have epoch yet
#29 to #3 - Nickdowgg ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
I 						*******					 wish, I need a decent PC first.
I ******* wish, I need a decent PC first.
User avatar #35 to #29 - kevintothemax (01/05/2014) [-]
i have it
User avatar #36 to #35 - Nickdowgg ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Don't rub it in.
User avatar #37 to #36 - kevintothemax (01/05/2014) [-]
if it makes you feel any better theres almost nothing in it yet.
#38 to #37 - Nickdowgg ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Are their any bells you can ring? I wanna ring some 						************					 bells.
Are their any bells you can ring? I wanna ring some ************ bells.
#39 to #38 - kevintothemax (01/05/2014) [-]
yfw no
yfw no
#51 to #39 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
wow that game should get a no-bell prize
#40 to #39 - Nickdowgg ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
You slick ************ .
#41 to #40 - kevintothemax (01/05/2014) [-]
thanks i try
thanks i try
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#27 to #3 - riggyrigs (01/05/2014) [-]
i have it, and even if its in alpha and loot is pretty rare, it's still very good!
User avatar #24 to #3 - kadish (01/05/2014) [-]
waitwaitwaitwait, STAND ALONE DAYZ? SEND ME A LINK PLEASE!
User avatar #61 to #24 - internetscaresme ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
How haven't you heard of standalone DayZ yet? It was huge a few weeks ago.
#25 to #24 - rakaka (01/05/2014) [-]
same way you got the mod bruh.
steam, *****
User avatar #31 to #25 - carlonord (01/05/2014) [-]
I got the mod before it was on steam, don't assume, it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
User avatar #21 to #3 - karvarausku (01/05/2014) [-]
I got the game
User avatar #14 to #3 - jinxbomb ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
i can't pick up the can openers
User avatar #20 to #14 - karvarausku (01/05/2014) [-]
pres tab and look down you should see the can opener in vicinity and then you can put in your inventory.
#7 to #3 - robdabob ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm waiting til its complete, its only early access thingie now, fixing bugs etc, but yeah, im gonna get it later
User avatar #10 to #7 - wotterpatch (01/05/2014) [-]
your going to get it later for a higher price more likely than not
#11 to #10 - robdabob ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Nope, gabe has love for us
User avatar #62 to #11 - internetscaresme ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure Bohemia is gonna raise the price later.
#18 to #11 - nebuelaeus (01/05/2014) [-]
You should get it now. It's extremely stable for an alpha, there are no game breaking glitches that i am aware of.
User avatar #56 to #18 - PenguinsOfMars (01/05/2014) [-]
other than zombies running through all walls and buildings and you'll occasionally glitch through walls and off of buildings to your death or break your legs from weird **** like vaulting over a fence
#59 to #56 - nebuelaeus (01/05/2014) [-]
I have had no glitches befall me so-far other than the world zombie noise thing, and loot half sticking into the floor. you must have really bad luck
User avatar #60 to #59 - PenguinsOfMars (01/05/2014) [-]
everytime i get geared i end up glitching off of a ladder or down stairs and dying or just randomly getting reset, its happened so much now i just go to servers with like 1-3 people and kill myself until i spawn in Balota and run to the airfield there and be fully geared in 5-10 minutes.
#63 to #60 - nebuelaeus (01/05/2014) [-]
none of that has ever happened to me or any of my friends so far. guess we are just lucky.
User avatar #64 to #63 - PenguinsOfMars (01/05/2014) [-]
maybe because i played a bunch from release until just a day or two after the first patch and haven't really played since.
#65 to #64 - nebuelaeus (01/05/2014) [-]
yeah, probably. they have released several patches since then.
User avatar #58 to #56 - PenguinsOfMars (01/05/2014) [-]
also character resets for no reason
User avatar #4 to #3 - splendiddust (01/04/2014) [-]
it runs smoother than the mod
User avatar #2 - woodenalligator (01/04/2014) [-]
I think this just made me tear up a bit... But I mean, the guy could've revived him or kept his stuff safe, right?
User avatar #5 to #2 - fjanony (01/04/2014) [-]
This is not battlefield.
If you don't know his skype, TS, or something like that you can only communicate again if you happen to bump into each other. At least on most servers.
User avatar #8 to #5 - woodenalligator (01/04/2014) [-]
Oh, because I thought in the game you could join the same server/people could revive your player or something. I have only watched videos/played a bit of the mod- finding good servers and stuff is hard. Looking into getting the standalone when I finally buy a prepaid card.
User avatar #12 to #8 - fjanony (01/05/2014) [-]
DayZ is a real life simulation, there is no reviving, you can give a blood transfusion when someone losses alot of blood, morphine when someone breakes his leg, painkillers to stop the player from shaking when in pain, bandage a wound and antibiotics for disiases, but that's pretty much as far as healing goes.
Even for blood transfusion you now need a same blood type donnor, a blood bag, blood type test and a couple of other things. It's becoming too realistic if you ask me, sometimes It makes me think a zombie apocalypse in real life would be less realistic than it is in game.

As far as good servers are conserned. First of all make sure the admins are fair and don't abuse their priviliges, make sure there are people playing constantly and most of all have a couple of buddies with you, or else the game can get really booring really fast.

When you buy standalone you have to realise it's still in alpha stage, very bugy with only about 2% of its full potential right now I'd say.
I loved the DayZ mod, but decided to wait till standalone is at least in beta stage.
User avatar #13 to #12 - woodenalligator (01/05/2014) [-]
I know about the alpha, and I know what the game is. I just thought for some reason that you could go back into a server or whatever. You wanna play or something, because I don't really know how to find good servers or anything, as it all seems to be different mods on top of the DayZ one, and a lot are clans or something.
User avatar #15 to #13 - fjanony (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh no, you can respawn in the same server as much as you want, but you respawn practicaly ***** , and it might not mean much to a survivor who played for 2 hours, came to a city and got shot, but you can see how it might piss someone off if he played two weeks to get all the gear he has.
I played with 6 real life friends on the mod, we were alive for more than half a month, always helping other people and killing bandits, we were probably the best squad on that server, we had top gear, from assault rifles to sniper rifles, ghillie suits, more food and water than meets the eye, a bunch of cars and truck, and 2 helicopters, plus 3 bases loaded with gear.
One day a guy said he was hitchiking to a city and asked us if we can pick him up, and so we did. We usualy deployed tacticaly in fear of ambushes, but this time we let our power get to our head, so we just went for it. It was an ambush, 4 guys started shoting us, we managed to take 2 down, but the other two took all our gear and left. We were pissed off beyond imagination.

I would play with you, but as I said I don't play right now, 3 of my friends do tho, so I could hook you up I guess, where are you from anyway and how is your englis?
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