Darwin would be proud. . A man walked into a Louisiana Circle's, put a bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man
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Darwin would be proud

A man walked into a Louisiana Circle's, put a bill on
the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened
the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all
the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly
provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled,
leaving the bill on the counter. The total amount of
cash he got from the drawer... .
An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from
serious head wounds received from an oncoming train.
When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told
police that he was simply trying to see how close he could
get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
After stoppin for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean
bus driver ound that the 20 mental patients he was
supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had
escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the
driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone
waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the
passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that
the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre
fantasies. The deception wasn' t discovered for 3 days.
A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for
his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his
vehicle to find a woman had taken the space.
Understandably, he shot her.
The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat
cutting machine and after a little shopping around,
submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company
expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a
look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a
finger. The chef' s claim was approved.
When his .33 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended
victim during a holdout in Long Beach, California
would've robber James Elliot did something that can only
inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the
trigger again. This time it worked.
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User avatar #4 - jubnik ONLINE (12/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
but... thats not a revolver...
User avatar #5 to #4 - farrett (12/26/2013) [-]
its a picture to represent stupid people looking into gun barrels.
#45 - theluppijackal ONLINE (12/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>understandably, he shot her
Note to self, never park
User avatar #18 - shockstorm (12/26/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Are you telling me that there are 20 random mental patients running around Zimbabwe?
User avatar #29 - suitandtie (12/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I remember back when I was in middle school, I spent three hours digging out a spot after a blizzard for my mom. Made sure it was the perfect amount of space that she could actually walk around comfortably, and that there was enough space on either side that the door could be opened without hitting the snow. She went out to pick up a few things, and this guy next door walked out, got in his car in the spot right next to my moms, moved his car out, parked in my moms spot, and went back inside. I mean, I was standing at the window watching while he did it. So I went back out, blisters and all, and dug a new spot for my mom, and dumped every last bit of snow around and on his car. He didn't notice until the following morning when he went to leave for work. **** that guy.
#55 - sirbutterballs (12/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
You know what's funny?
People kill each other in Chicago for way less than a parking space on a daily basis.
#133 - rjgnal (12/27/2013) [-]
whats with all these FJ posts on FJ?
hurrdurr muh FJ
#54 - chocolatepuppy (12/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
im actually impressed by the bus guy, thats quite a good idea
#49 - pebar (12/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Some people...
Some people...
User avatar #30 - letting ONLINE (12/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm trying, but I still can't come up with a reason to blame the guy in the 3rd one...
#166 - fjaggot (12/27/2013) [-]
that last one
that last one
#154 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (12/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #158 - grapesforall (12/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."
#163 to #158 - thesoulless (12/27/2013) [-]
implying every person on the internet hasn't already read that one.
#162 - thesoulless (12/27/2013) [-]
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#47 - crazyolitis (12/27/2013) [-]
Zimbabwean's FW after the 3rd day.
User avatar #43 - ninegagislikefjlel (12/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
lol so funny! mind if i post this on 9gag?
User avatar #40 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
how confused must she have been?

robber comes up to you, pulls the trigger, clicks, looks down barrel, shoots self in eye leaving you afraid, confused with the body of a would be robber then basically committed suicide
#109 - foxyloxxy (12/27/2013) [-]
A man in Zimbabwe was charged with bestiality. In court he said that he went home with a hooker that magically turned into a donkey in the middle of sex.
#195 - kaboomz (12/27/2013) [-]
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#56 - srhkid (12/27/2013) [-]
Mfw last one..
#21 - dinglegren (12/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Looking down the barrel of a gun, AND pulling the trigger? What the **** did he expect??
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