Darwin would be proud. . A man walked into a Louisiana Circle's, put a bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man Darwin would be proud A man walked into a Louisiana Circle's put bill on the counter and asked for change When clerk opened cash drawer
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Darwin would be proud

A man walked into a Louisiana Circle's, put a bill on
the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened
the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all
the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly
provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled,
leaving the bill on the counter. The total amount of
cash he got from the drawer... .
TTH PLACE
An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from
serious head wounds received from an oncoming train.
When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told
police that he was simply trying to see how close he could
get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
TTH PLACE
After stoppin for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean
bus driver ound that the 20 mental patients he was
supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had
escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the
driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone
waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the
passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that
the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre
fantasies. The deception wasn' t discovered for 3 days.
RRD PLACE
A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for
his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his
vehicle to find a woman had taken the space.
Understandably, he shot her.
GND PLACE
The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat
cutting machine and after a little shopping around,
submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company
expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a
look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a
finger. The chef' s claim was approved.
IST PLACE
When his .33 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended
victim during a holdout in Long Beach, California
would've robber James Elliot did something that can only
inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the
trigger again. This time it worked.
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#4 - jubnik ONLINE
Reply -39
(12/26/2013) [-]
but... thats not a revolver...
#79 to #4 - satanisrealgod
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
It's also plastic
#16 to #4 - tittylovin
Reply +2
(12/26/2013) [-]
Actually, it is! I had this exact same model pellet gun as a teen, it was lots of fun plinking the metal shed in our backyard.
See the top of the gun, that little black square? If you press that forward, the barrel will rise up via a spring. Pretty much directly underneath the black slider, there's a 8 round removable wheel, which can hold either bbs or pellets! It's a CO2 pistol, much like a paintball. The CO2 cartridge goes in the grip, those black things pop off.
#64 to #16 - rednax
Reply +3
(12/27/2013) [-]
Stiiill not a revolver. This is a revolver.
#99 to #64 - lolme
Reply +10
(12/27/2013) [-]
re·volv·er (r-vlvr)

1. A pistol having a revolving cylinder with several cartridge chambers that may be fired in succession.
2. One that revolves, as a part of a mechanism.

So tittylovin is correct.
#179 to #99 - tittylovin
Reply +5
(12/27/2013) [-]
#5 to #4 - farrett
Reply +409
(12/26/2013) [-]
its a picture to represent stupid people looking into gun barrels.
#161 to #5 - tiltaz
Reply +11
(12/27/2013) [-]
You mean this?
You mean this?
#45 - theluppijackal
Reply +404
(12/27/2013) [-]
>understandably, he shot her
Note to self, never park
anywhere
ever
#167 to #45 - megamilk
Reply +9
(12/27/2013) [-]
Nice shirt
#68 to #45 - yuukoku
Reply +17
(12/27/2013) [-]
*never park in the one conspicuous spot that's dug out in the middle of a winter wonderland.

Seriously, you'd have to think that there's one specific spot dug out for a reason. I can imagine that his car was right next to it, seeing as he intended to park there. I can imagine that she was just being an entitled bitch and expecting that he was there to dig all the spots out of the ice. That, or she was just the normal kind of bitch took it because **** him.
Shooting her was drastic, but hooking your car up to hers and pulling it out so you can park, slashing her tires, pulling out her spark plugs, or siphoning all her gas would be reasonable.
#88 to #45 - cosmicapprentice
Reply +31
(12/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#129 to #88 - xseargeantxpainx
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
Christ that Gif was hilarious. Source please?
#173 to #129 - anon
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
Россия
#73 to #45 - humorouswaste
Reply +68
(12/27/2013) [-]
or else
#81 to #73 - toncheky
Reply +15
(12/27/2013) [-]
That pic with your comment... hell.
#18 - shockstorm
Reply +270
(12/26/2013) [-]
Are you telling me that there are 20 random mental patients running around Zimbabwe?
#80 to #18 - partycrashers
Reply -11
(12/27/2013) [-]
Hey Arthur i thumbed you up.
#105 to #80 - shockstorm
Reply +2
(12/27/2013) [-]
sweet, thanks bro.
#25 to #18 - bazda
Reply -3
(12/26/2013) [-]
I'm sure there are more than 20.
#36 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
Yes and one of them even managed to become president of the country
#41 to #36 - theanchoviebus
Reply +92
(12/27/2013) [-]
Another one became a sign language translator
#104 to #41 - hasanaat
Reply -6
(12/27/2013) [-]
That's South Africa m8, not Zimbabwe.
#211 to #104 - angelusprimus
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
Its just across the border. And its hardly a well guarded border.
#191 to #18 - soldiertwo ONLINE
Reply +1
(12/27/2013) [-]
yeah and one of them are on FJ right now
#29 - suitandtie
Reply +185
(12/26/2013) [-]
I remember back when I was in middle school, I spent three hours digging out a spot after a blizzard for my mom. Made sure it was the perfect amount of space that she could actually walk around comfortably, and that there was enough space on either side that the door could be opened without hitting the snow. She went out to pick up a few things, and this guy next door walked out, got in his car in the spot right next to my moms, moved his car out, parked in my moms spot, and went back inside. I mean, I was standing at the window watching while he did it. So I went back out, blisters and all, and dug a new spot for my mom, and dumped every last bit of snow around and on his car. He didn't notice until the following morning when he went to leave for work. **** that guy.
#106 to #29 - weeeeeeeeeeee
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
I love you
I love you
#177 to #29 - xmaniac
Reply +7
(12/27/2013) [-]
at least you didnt shot him
#197 to #29 - dross
Reply +7
(12/27/2013) [-]
Understandably, your mum shot him.
#143 to #29 - ironsoul
Reply +21
(12/27/2013) [-]
you should have taken a dump on the windshield first, that way, when he started scraping, he would spread feces all over his car.
#39 to #29 - theanchoviebus
Reply +38
(12/27/2013) [-]
I like you, you're a cool guy
#189 to #39 - wtfduud
Reply +7
(12/27/2013) [-]
pun
#55 - sirbutterballs
Reply +110
(12/27/2013) [-]
You know what's funny?
People kill each other in Chicago for way less than a parking space on a daily basis.
#134 to #55 - anon
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
Good thing Chicago has a handgun ban, rite?
#213 to #55 - skinjacker
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
They never said she was killed, just shot.
They never said she was killed, just shot.
#172 to #55 - fukkentyranitar
Reply +4
(12/27/2013) [-]
Thats Chi-raq for you.
#131 to #55 - xtremedeath
Reply +6
(12/27/2013) [-]
People in chicago will kill you if you steal a Portillo's french fry.

DON'T EVER EVER STEAL A PORTILLO'S FRENCH FRY!
#83 to #55 - wallsbad
Reply +13
(12/27/2013) [-]
chi-town native here. represent.
chi-town native here. represent.
#133 - rjgnal
Reply +105
(12/27/2013) [-]
whats with all these FJ posts on FJ?
hurrdurr muh FJ
#54 - chocolatepuppy
Reply +94
(12/27/2013) [-]
im actually impressed by the bus guy, thats quite a good idea
#156 to #54 - anon
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
I hate to be that guy but it's also totally ********, so many holes in the story
#59 to #54 - deadmuerto
Reply +6
(12/27/2013) [-]
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#137 to #54 - omegadynasty
Reply +9
(12/27/2013) [-]
The bus drivers boss's FW he finds out the truth.
The bus drivers boss's FW he finds out the truth.
#49 - pebar
Reply +50
(12/27/2013) [-]
Some people...
Some people...
#53 to #49 - chocolatepuppy
Reply +4
(12/27/2013) [-]
you gotta love top gear the uk version, obviously
#30 - letting
Reply +46
(12/26/2013) [-]
I'm trying, but I still can't come up with a reason to blame the guy in the 3rd one...
#57 to #30 - hawaiianhappysauce
Reply +2
(12/27/2013) [-]
Third one down or third place?
#140 to #57 - letting
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
Ah, I see, didn't realize the numbers were weird. I meant "3rd place" not the 3rd one down.
#100 to #57 - hellsjester
Reply -2
(12/27/2013) [-]
cant tell if troll..... if not. try counting backwards or forwards you'll find the answer to both is 3rd place no matter which place you start from.
#119 to #100 - Mortspear
Reply 0
(12/27/2013) [-]
Try looking at the content again, the very first picture doesn't have a number, as the rest have 5th,4th, 3rd, 2nd, and 1st place. Don't know why happysauce was thumbed down.
#166 - fjaggot
Reply +34
(12/27/2013) [-]
that last one
that last one