Darwin would be ashamed
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mackenmover (01/04/2016) [-] was fully awaiting the squirrel climbing over the end and him shooting the **** out of it
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veryfahnyjokes (01/05/2016) [-]
Pretty sure if he peaked inside of that barrel he'd been blown away xD
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jonandstuff (01/05/2016) [-] Because wanting to see a squirrel, who is rather cute looking and not really doing anything bad get blown apart is just ****** up. Edgy, maybe not, I don't know what the difference is between being a mentally sadistic cunt and being an edgy cunt is, but I don't know.
Shooting a squirrel because they are ******* with **** , understandable, not my thing, but to each their own.
Shooting a squirrel for the food, not my thing, but a man's got to eat.
With where the squirrel was, the body would have been obliterated, the death serving no purpose. Now I am not going to argue the value of a squirrels life, I am not going to be a psycho who compares him wanting to see a squirrel blown apart as the same thing as wanting to see human blown apart, there is a slight difference. However most people who enjoy seeing a squirrel blown apart, would also enjoy seeing a human blown apart, or will and are working up to enjoying it. I think.
I personally try to not kill without a purpose, and don't really like how people say it's just a... Who cares, senseless death is not something we can avoid but shouldn't be something people enjoy seeing really happen.
But **** me right, I am going to get down voted for this probably, I usually avoid posting my opinions on funny junk because I don't want to get into **** , but I actually stand by this opinion I have and want to vocalize it, and I accept the consequences. I eat meat, I eat a good bit of meat, I don't really care about the environment as much as I should, but something not harming anything should not be hurt.
Shooting a squirrel because they are ******* with **** , understandable, not my thing, but to each their own.
Shooting a squirrel for the food, not my thing, but a man's got to eat.
With where the squirrel was, the body would have been obliterated, the death serving no purpose. Now I am not going to argue the value of a squirrels life, I am not going to be a psycho who compares him wanting to see a squirrel blown apart as the same thing as wanting to see human blown apart, there is a slight difference. However most people who enjoy seeing a squirrel blown apart, would also enjoy seeing a human blown apart, or will and are working up to enjoying it. I think.
I personally try to not kill without a purpose, and don't really like how people say it's just a... Who cares, senseless death is not something we can avoid but shouldn't be something people enjoy seeing really happen.
But **** me right, I am going to get down voted for this probably, I usually avoid posting my opinions on funny junk because I don't want to get into **** , but I actually stand by this opinion I have and want to vocalize it, and I accept the consequences. I eat meat, I eat a good bit of meat, I don't really care about the environment as much as I should, but something not harming anything should not be hurt.
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magicmatchsticks (01/05/2016) [-] The purpose is removing the retarded one from the gene pool so it doesn't hurt every other squirrel it breeds with. Like a darwin award.
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jonandstuff (01/06/2016) [-] At my old farm, my great grandfather who was a native american used to feed the raccoon mother and babies that lived peacefully in his barn in the woods on our property. He used to take my grandfather out there and they would feed them together, doing some father and son bonding, before getting the various tools they needed from the barn, my grandfather carried on the tradition to my father, my father is not my father by blood but he and my mother got together when I was just a baby. I have no blood link to the natives and the land we live on, and my father is barely any native himself, so I'm not going to be the white guy who pretends he is some native because he has some link to it barely, but my great grandfather truly did. When I go to that barn now, three generations later, these raccoon will walk up to you like a dog and eat from your hands if they are awake and you are offering. They are not rabid, they are not loving but they are friendly, they are cautious, but you show respect and they will see it. They will respect you in return.
An animal is not stupid for trusting a man, a man is stupid for breaking that animals trust.
I am not a native, I am just trying to pass the point that some animals, whether they learn it from conditioning, see humans all the time, or they can see something inside of certain people, they trust you. I try to never presume an animal is stupider than me, and I think when a wild animal seems to look at you, as if it sees you, and does not fear you (Although this could be sign of rabies in some cases, you have to be smart, always keep distance) it think that is the most beautiful feeling I have ever felt.
I sound like some nature fag now, but you know, I respect the wild, and friendly animals aren't always stupid, maybe some see something special inside that person, maybe some are rabid, maybe some are really bad at reading a persons character. I don't know, I never will. I prefer to believe that there is some slight bit of magic in this hell though.
I do agree with your point though, like how rats actually have learnt and passed on info on how to survive rat traps to their pups, by seeing other rats get killed by similar traps. I don't know if it works in this situation though.
An animal is not stupid for trusting a man, a man is stupid for breaking that animals trust.
I am not a native, I am just trying to pass the point that some animals, whether they learn it from conditioning, see humans all the time, or they can see something inside of certain people, they trust you. I try to never presume an animal is stupider than me, and I think when a wild animal seems to look at you, as if it sees you, and does not fear you (Although this could be sign of rabies in some cases, you have to be smart, always keep distance) it think that is the most beautiful feeling I have ever felt.
I sound like some nature fag now, but you know, I respect the wild, and friendly animals aren't always stupid, maybe some see something special inside that person, maybe some are rabid, maybe some are really bad at reading a persons character. I don't know, I never will. I prefer to believe that there is some slight bit of magic in this hell though.
I do agree with your point though, like how rats actually have learnt and passed on info on how to survive rat traps to their pups, by seeing other rats get killed by similar traps. I don't know if it works in this situation though.
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sonicsyndicate (01/05/2016) [-] id like to see a nice pouch made out of the little guy
would the pouch be cute to you?
would the pouch be cute to you?
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jonandstuff (01/06/2016) [-] You were trying to be a cock, but I'll answer. Not cute, no, but if you needed a pouch and a squirrel was necesary for the job, great. I am not saying, save the squirrels, I'm just saying the blast from his gun is this case would waste it, it would be obliterated. It would be a kill just for the sake of a kill. A true animal hunter does not kill for the kill, he kills for the hunt, and he does not leave his preys corpse to rot, he uses it. An obliterated squirrel has no purpose. So killing it that way would just be sick, and wanting to see it happen with such joy as the guy above had, is also sick. Also **** you, "Would that be cute to you?" did you feel cool typing that? Like some badass or did you think it would rustle my jim jams? I don't care what anyone kills, as long as it has a reason. Meaningless killing for just pure enjoyment of taking a life is something I dislike.
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ogthegreat (01/05/2016) [-] He meant the kid is edgy for wanting to see a squirrel get a blow job. ;)
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snaikravdra (01/05/2016) [-] i wanted it to happen too. I mean i go ground squirrel shooting all the time, and there's a lot of animals that are perfectly acceptable to shoot deer, antelope, bison, doves, quail, duck, carp, moose, just a **** ton of animals so why not a squirrel. It's not edgy, its good ol', back to our roots, instinctual, dirty caveman fun. and i love it
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sonicsyndicate (01/05/2016) [-] meese are acceptable to shoot but you dont have the balls to try
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snaikravdra (01/05/2016) [-] of all the comments in this thread, this one is actually the edgiest
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sonicsyndicate (01/05/2016) [-] how though? meese are hard as **** to kill im just saying if you saw a moose would you shoot it with a shotgun or whatever this dude hunts squirrels with?
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snaikravdra (01/05/2016) [-] no i'd shoot it with my 7mm Mag or my Dad's 300 Ultra. why the **** would you shoot a moose with a shotgun?
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sonicsyndicate (01/05/2016) [-] uh i dunno maybe to aid in lighting its antlers on fire and leading an angry flaming moose the size of a truck into a daycare filled with small children or do you guys not do that where youre from?
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sonicsyndicate (01/05/2016) [-] i was expecting this reply and it still got me giggling
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sonicsyndicate (01/05/2016) [-] because meese sounds right and im hoping itll catch on one day
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hatedpanda (01/05/2016) [-] How to catch squirrels
1. Have pool of water
2. Live near squirrels
3. ?????
4. Profit
1. Have pool of water
2. Live near squirrels
3. ?????
4. Profit
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commontroll (01/05/2016) [-] Apparently squirrels all die in the same pose essentially. I was not aware of that.
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Gandalfthewhite ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] Same with frogs, we used to get a few drowners in our small water feature
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Gandalfthewhite ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] Yeah they can't actually breath underwater, so they swim around for a while and get tired and drown if they can't escape
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sausydangles (01/05/2016) [-] My grandma told me about how she had chipmunks that were messing with her garden so she got a bucket, filled it with water, floated bird seed on it and waited for the chipmunks to come and try and eat the seed then drown. She told she got 20 of the "little bastards" and that's when I learned you do not **** with grandma's garden
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blahblahblahblaaaa ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] confirm, a few inches of waters is rodents worst enemy. constructed bucket trap in my kitchen which was infested with field mice, went on 3 day trip, came back literally 18 soggy mice in the bucket and a hand full of cockroaches. smelled exactly like you would expect it to smell and i promptly threw up
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blahblahblahblaaaa ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] i left the best parts out, you can read them bellow
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xsap (01/05/2016) [-] yu think thats bad? a mouse got in our house so we set up one of thous traps that shock whatever gets in, we put it under the sink and forgot about it. few weeks later whole kitchen smells like death. we decide to investigate, we open the trap and we see a rotten mouse with like 1000 worms and maggots crawling around. almost threw up
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anon (01/05/2016) [-]
not that its a contest or anything but ive left a lot of details out trust me mine was worse. yes there were maggots but also the mice seemed to have a type of battle royal or attempted cannibalism that went on, im not sure...but a lot of them were missing ears, limbs, tails, or had half eaten faces...anything above water was a tiny island full of either roaches flies or maggots, water wasnt really water anymore, a brown sludge with turds and hair and flesh floating around
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mrwalkerfour ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] don't climb in front of the barrel
don't climb in front of the barrel
don't climb in front of the barrel
don't climb in front of the barrel
don't climb in front of the barrel
don't climb in front of the barrel
don't climb in front of the barrel
don't climb in front of the barrel
don't climb in front of the barrel
don't climb in front of the barrel
don't climb in front of the barrel
don't climb in front of the barrel
don't climb in front of the barrel
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maggiebella (01/05/2016) [-] **maggiebella used "*roll picture*"**
**maggiebella rolled image** man that squirrel has a big pair of nuts
**maggiebella rolled image** man that squirrel has a big pair of nuts
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panzerfront (01/05/2016) [-]
isn't she from Ned's declassified school survival guide?
I swear I recognize her.
I swear I recognize her.
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raverr (01/05/2016) [-] Unafraid of humans and abnormal behavior like that is a classic sign of rabies.
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xxvampirepriestxx (01/05/2016) [-] I was disturbingly ready to watch a squirrel get it's head blown off.
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dillweed (01/05/2016) [-] I kinda was expecting the squirrel to get blown away or the gun to accidentally go off and the kick back hit him really hard
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angelusprimus ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] Hey, have some understanding for the poor guy, his wife left him for a chipmunk with bigger nuts, bank repoed his tree, his daughter is dating a hedgehog. He just wants to die.
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austinrocket (01/05/2016) [-] I trapped a squigga that was so dumb he chewed off all of his hands and feet... except for the one that was caught in the trap.
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itsapirateslife (01/05/2016) [-] What's next "ok basically guys if you like the content don't forget to rate comment and subscribe it really helps out a lot"
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JustintheWaysian (01/05/2016) [-]
Would Darwin be ashamed of the squirrel getting shot or of the guy breaking his wrists from firing the rifle like that?
I'm fully aware that a Darwin award is only given to someone/some animal that dies in a stupid way, but in this case, I'm just focusing on the 'stupid' part.
I'm fully aware that a Darwin award is only given to someone/some animal that dies in a stupid way, but in this case, I'm just focusing on the 'stupid' part.
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anon (01/05/2016) [-]
I don't know where people got this ridiculous notion that you break your wrists if you hip fire long gun. It's a dumb way to shoot because it's inaccurate...but that's pretty much it.
Probably some idiot that wanted to sound like he knew about guns so he made up something and then a bunch of other idiots that knew nothing about guns parroting it to make it sound like they know something.
Probably some idiot that wanted to sound like he knew about guns so he made up something and then a bunch of other idiots that knew nothing about guns parroting it to make it sound like they know something.
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JustintheWaysian (01/05/2016) [-]
Or, it's that I've fired a shotgun before, and I know that if I held it at my side like that, I'd either kick itself out of my hands or my wrists are going to be in pain
