Darksouls in a nutshell. RepostRepost RepostRepost RepostRepost RepostRepost. name 53’ coca KEEPER _ tig' " ii Luciid":. I'm gonna say sad tosser.
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#18 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
Full comic here
#70 to #18 - pistro (11/18/2013) [-]
Doesn't the last panel have inverted phrases?
User avatar #8 - lnyanchl ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm gonna say sad tosser.
User avatar #85 to #8 - nighkey (11/18/2013) [-]
I read 'sad toaster.' I twas funnier.
#9 to #8 - mollike (11/17/2013) [-]
technically I have to accept that.
#11 to #8 - ninjabadger ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Yes, you I like.
User avatar #12 to #11 - lnyanchl ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
the feeling is murial.
User avatar #13 to #12 - ninjabadger ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Murial reminds me of Muriel, from Courage the Cowardly Dog...

Good times...
User avatar #14 to #13 - lnyanchl ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Exactly what I was trying to get at.
#15 to #14 - ninjabadger ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
You are a wonderful person, I hope you know that.
You are a wonderful person, I hope you know that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - lnyanchl ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
oh you c:
User avatar #60 to #16 - zerosonaku (11/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #66 to #60 - mitchr (11/18/2013) [-]
No, they should stay here.
It's cute and they get along wonderfully.

Carry on, gentlemen.
User avatar #10 - soupkittenagain (11/17/2013) [-]
Give some credit, OP. Source is Oglaf
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#31 - soundofwinter (11/18/2013) [-]
What if she bites and says "blood"
User avatar #33 to #31 - xpurpledragonx (11/18/2013) [-]
what if she just says cock?
#35 to #33 - soundofwinter (11/18/2013) [-]
That's like describing chicken by saying it tastes like chicken. You can't compare an object to itself because that gives no description whatsoever.
User avatar #39 to #35 - mcknyte (11/18/2013) [-]
So, what does chicken taste like?
#40 to #39 - soundofwinter (11/18/2013) [-]
#48 to #31 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
Why, why would you even?
Why, why would you even?
#50 to #48 - soundofwinter (11/18/2013) [-]
Because I am Mussolini
User avatar #22 - Mecuniv (11/18/2013) [-]
I am going to go out on a limb here and say it tastes like cock.
#27 to #22 - mrpavelowgrimm (11/18/2013) [-]
I have tasted many cocks and I can attest that they all taste like poultry.
User avatar #28 to #27 - Mecuniv (11/18/2013) [-]
Oh you.
User avatar #58 to #27 - bananakings (11/18/2013) [-]
Took me about 5 minutes...Thumb for you good sir.
#43 to #27 - legitimately (11/18/2013) [-]
Took me a minute, thumb for you
User avatar #54 - shadowstepone (11/18/2013) [-]
... this has nothing to do with dark souls.
#36 - lolcatkiller (11/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #129 to #36 - captchakid ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
This post has absolutely nothing to do with Dark Souls.
User avatar #42 - wrocky (11/18/2013) [-]
if i were the bridge keeper, i would've ask what does my cock and my cum taste like. because if i just asked how my cock taste like she could just kneel and take a small lick on mah dick and be over with, but if i included my cum she'd actually have to jerk me off or something until i cum and she has to taste it. statisfaction guaranteed... on a side note i wanna know what do you guys think about my psychological/psychiatric behavior based on the answer i gave
User avatar #49 to #42 - dabronydude (11/18/2013) [-]
you sound quite smart and forward thinking...
#59 to #42 - zameckis (11/18/2013) [-]
that's clever
pic unrelated
#63 to #42 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
What if she bites you?

Then she could just say it tastes like blood. Once blood gets on something, it's all just blood.
User avatar #67 to #63 - wrocky (11/18/2013) [-]
wow that's a morbid scenario. then i could kill her and she more reason for her to not be able to pass. i may die in the process but at least i died getting my dick sucked and that she died giving head. imo i have it better than her in that scenario
#114 to #42 - thesovereigngrave (11/18/2013) [-]
Nah, don't think it's work.
User avatar #21 - slapchoppin ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
in my experience all cocks taste the same
#24 to #21 - brokenhalf (11/18/2013) [-]
what does mine taste like then?
User avatar #25 to #24 - dedaluminus (11/18/2013) [-]
Cheeto dust
#34 to #25 - mrshrapnel (11/18/2013) [-]
damm, now im curious to what mine tastes like.
damm, now im curious to what mine tastes like.
#125 to #34 - jazzytheferret (11/18/2013) [-]
MFW it happens.
MFW it happens.
User avatar #72 to #34 - heartlessrobot (11/18/2013) [-]
Do you want me to figure it out for you?
User avatar #113 to #72 - mrshrapnel (11/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #142 to #113 - heartlessrobot (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, we just need to figure out how to do this.
User avatar #143 to #142 - mrshrapnel (11/18/2013) [-]
i dunno, i thought you had experience with that?
User avatar #144 to #143 - heartlessrobot (11/18/2013) [-]
I meant the whole meeting thing. I doubt it's long enough that all you have to do is point it in my direction and I can suck it.
User avatar #146 to #145 - heartlessrobot (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, please try.
User avatar #134 to #21 - anonymoose ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Shall we expand the sample source?
#37 to #21 - namesnshit (11/18/2013) [-]
it depends on how the chicken is prepared. you have a very bad tongue.
#23 to #21 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you've had alot of experience
#136 - gentorgal (11/18/2013) [-]
So, my screen is a bit broken. I've got these lines appearing out of nowhere. Basically, the pixels are fading out. Saw this comic and honestly thought she got a nosebleed. Pic related.
User avatar #47 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/18/2013) [-]
lets ask op he knows what it tastes like

get it?
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User avatar #123 - raamageddon (11/18/2013) [-]
Last week I had a dance party in Blighttown for a friend of mine who was just starting out the game. Circular room near the bonfire, with the Dragon Scale in the chest. He summoned me as a gold phantom, we both went in there, I dropped prism stones, gave him a Trident, and we both did the Trident Dance while listening to "The Safety Dance."

He got invaded partway through. The invader was dressed as Mildred. She came up, bowed, and waited... And we ignored the **** out of them and continued dancing on either side of the opening to the circular room. They waved and shrugged, but didn't attack. Neither of us stopped dancing to attack them, either.

I wound up trying to get them to follow a path of the stones to lead them up to the "Dance Floor," but we seemed to have destroyed their brain by that point, as they were completely unresponsive. Eventually my friend got close and got backstabbed, but the person ran up the path and didn't attack him again. At that point I thought it actually was Mildred, having forgotten about them bowing and waving, figuring maybe the aggro range was ****** up.

We chased her about the dance floor and killed her, then danced on her blood stain.

Best part? We could see peoples' ghosts in their own worlds that had joined in. We could see their ghosts doing the Trident Dance without being present in his world.

Long story short? I started a trans-dimensional dance party in Dark Souls. I consider this a greater achievement than never dying to the Capra Demon, which I'm told is the most amazing thing ever apparently.
#87 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
It tastes like *roll comment*
#124 to #87 - deemetaldragon (11/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #122 to #87 - swagasauruss (11/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #57 - BubsyB (11/18/2013) [-]
That'd suck.
User avatar #51 - nucularwar (11/18/2013) [-]
say it tastes like a dick. you're not wrong.
User avatar #55 to #51 - thedutchs (11/18/2013) [-]
That's like saying pie tastes like pie.

Maybe his dick tastes more like chocolate than regular dick!
#29 - Imabur (11/18/2013) [-]
a better question would have been 'what does my cum taste like?'
#38 to #29 - namesnshit (11/18/2013) [-]
raw eggs
User avatar #17 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
I remember when everyone on this site went on about how good Oglaf was
Decided to check it out myself

Nothing but gay sex and more gay sex comics

To this day I question the popularity of it
User avatar #64 to #17 - mitchr (11/18/2013) [-]
You got the overhype.
It happened to me, too, with Borderlands.
See, if everyone makes it seem so great, it just doesn't match up, no matter how good it is. I had a friend rant for a year straight about how amazing Borderlands 2 is.
Started it, played a bit... meh. It wasn't that good. Except that's not right, it was good, it's just that it didn't live up to a year's worth of hyping by my friend.
User avatar #19 to #17 - randomituseddie (11/18/2013) [-]
there is a fair bit of heterosexual sex aswell. and some rather funny moments and the odd intelligent one too. it's really about filtering through the gay sex till you find the intelligent stuff
User avatar #7 - thelizardlord (11/17/2013) [-]
Inb OP knows
#76 - feedtehtrollz (11/18/2013) [-]
Did I hear Dark Souls dump?
#109 to #76 - feedtehtrollz (11/18/2013) [-]
And my personal favourite
#95 to #76 - feedtehtrollz (11/18/2013) [-]
In my opinion Sigmire is the best MPC in the game
#147 to #95 - lurg (11/18/2013) [-]
worst part is he probably has the most depressing side-story of loss and death.
User avatar #149 to #147 - feedtehtrollz (11/19/2013) [-]
I love pretty much every NPC in Dark Souls, I want Patches to appear in DSII
User avatar #150 to #149 - lurg (11/19/2013) [-]
i hope so too, or at least some lovable NPC's with less depressing stories
User avatar #110 to #95 - thesovereigngrave (11/18/2013) [-]
Those poor bonewheel skeletons look awfully uncomfortable.
User avatar #111 to #110 - feedtehtrollz (11/18/2013) [-]
I want a sword made of Bonewheel Skeletons in Dark Souls II
User avatar #112 to #111 - thesovereigngrave (11/18/2013) [-]
Indeed, it'd go well with the shield.
User avatar #115 to #112 - feedtehtrollz (11/18/2013) [-]
I wield a lightning enchanted BW Skeleton Shield in my main hand... most intimidating weapon in the game
User avatar #116 to #115 - thesovereigngrave (11/18/2013) [-]
Awesome. I keep it nice and simple, Black Knight's Sword.
User avatar #117 to #116 - feedtehtrollz (11/18/2013) [-]
a Claymore is better that the Black Knight Sword in the long run
User avatar #118 to #117 - thesovereigngrave (11/18/2013) [-]
Eh, it looks cooler and I've carried it with me for most of the game. Got me through quite a lot, to be honest. I've grown attached to it.
User avatar #119 to #118 - feedtehtrollz (11/18/2013) [-]
Black knight weapons are really good, I just hate their weight
User avatar #121 to #119 - thesovereigngrave (11/18/2013) [-]
Not an issue for me, since I went through a phase in Anor Londo where I used Havel's Everything. I have fairly high endurance.
User avatar #151 to #88 - lurg (11/19/2013) [-]
that "path of dragon" isn't all that i remember it.... i might have to go back and play to get the full experience
User avatar #130 to #82 - schneidend (11/18/2013) [-]
Swiggity swooty, I'm spinnin' towards that booty.
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