Damn you Apple. . did you know? A smart phone microwaved for just one minute will fully charge the battery. In 2005 Apple started an smear campaign to discourag
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Damn you Apple

did you know?
A smart phone microwaved for just one minute will
fully charge the battery. In 2005 Apple started an smear
campaign to discourage customers from using this
method to charge phones as it would affect charger
sales. Scientific studies shows that charging a phone
this way is safe and is actually better for the phone' s
battery life as electrical current found in mains can
fluctuate and damage the battery cell.
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#51 - mattdoggy (12/27/2013) [-]
Wow! Just worked for me
Thought it'd just waste my time
thanks for the tip bro
User avatar #37 - soggywallet (12/27/2013) [-]
I don't trust internet people, unless they are from wikipedia.. Because.. You know.. They got me through school..
User avatar #15 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/27/2013) [-]
What Happens if you Microwave your iPhone 4? totally safe guys.
#17 to #15 - ddrwannabe (12/27/2013) [-]
That is a dirty microwave, but great **** . Thumb for you.
User avatar #19 to #15 - jamieswhiteshirt (12/27/2013) [-]
Yes, it is safe! You can see the sparks, just look at how quickly it charges! However, if you charge it too long, it will catch fire because of electricity overload.
User avatar #59 to #15 - traks (12/28/2013) [-]
Only sensible use of an iphone
User avatar #62 to #15 - Furubatsu (12/28/2013) [-]
Finally, something that can destroy a nokia
#20 to #15 - bcsaint (12/27/2013) [-]
totally, if you want to release the devourer of souls
totally, if you want to release the devourer of souls
#49 to #20 - andovaredoras (12/27/2013) [-]
This is how Nokias are made and how they get their invulrenability.
This is how Nokias are made and how they get their invulrenability.
#97 to #49 - rufflezrgood ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Nito anyone?
#68 to #49 - fresighto (12/28/2013) [-]
Too bad that's a huawei
User avatar #58 to #20 - willindor (12/28/2013) [-]
Mother of Lovecraft. I'm going to start a cult that worships that.
User avatar #29 to #20 - zvon (12/27/2013) [-]
But the battery is fully charged!
User avatar #25 to #20 - zerosonaku ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
what is this scene even from?
#28 to #25 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
A video of someone microwaving a phone, that isn't an effect.
User avatar #63 to #28 - MahBoy (12/28/2013) [-]
its fake
User avatar #22 to #20 - zraven (12/27/2013) [-]
That only happens with Nokia's. Is why they suck a lot. Microwaving iPhones is entirely safe, and actually leads to better performance and reception.
#1 - emperorofman (12/27/2013) [-]
This is absolutely legit folks.
User avatar #2 to #1 - obeewan (12/27/2013) [-]
works on ipads too
#3 to #2 - emperorofman (12/27/2013) [-]
Pretty much any Apple product really.
User avatar #4 to #3 - obeewan (12/27/2013) [-]
i did it to my laptop but i had to set it to 2:30 min for it to fully charge.
#5 to #4 - emperorofman (12/27/2013) [-]
Yeah they recommend the high power setting and 2:30 - 3:00 with a 1000 watt microwave for a full charge on a laptop.
User avatar #6 to #5 - xtrmbragnrytz (12/27/2013) [-]
if you find it's not working right, sticking a fork in the bottom near the connector will always guarantee a good connection of power
#7 to #6 - emperorofman (12/27/2013) [-]
True, I have also heard reports that heating the laptop in a conventional oven at 200 degrees for 30 minutes will reset your password incase you forget it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - xtrmbragnrytz (12/27/2013) [-]
ah yes, that old trick. i've recovered many accounts that way. if you have a fancy new SSD though, it goes up to an hour due to the new technology
#9 to #8 - emperorofman (12/27/2013) [-]
I heard that too, and you have to squirt some superglue inside the SSD connector before you do it though.
User avatar #10 to #9 - xtrmbragnrytz (12/27/2013) [-]
well how else are you gonna do it?
User avatar #14 to #10 - AwesomeJT (12/27/2013) [-]
dont forget dipping it in water then freezing it before microwaving it cleans the screen too
User avatar #16 to #14 - woodenalligator (12/27/2013) [-]
I love all of you.
User avatar #13 to #3 - bossguycumsplash ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
What about android?
User avatar #11 to #1 - gardenjustice (12/27/2013) [-]
**** you guys that was my Christmas present....
#12 to #11 - emperorofman (12/27/2013) [-]
And the luls have commenced.
User avatar #46 to #11 - chimpaflimp (12/27/2013) [-]
Not sure if joking
Or just a ******* moron.
User avatar #76 to #11 - sadisticsalmon (12/28/2013) [-]
If that's a joke, good job, if not, you ******* Deserved it for buying or receiving an Apple product and not selling that bitch straight away
#75 - evigvinter (12/28/2013) [-]
dude delete system32 it'll make your computer run faster
User avatar #100 to #75 - freakyorange (12/28/2013) [-]
Not only that, but system32 is a folder that was designed to make your hard drives write speed slower. Ever since I deleted it, it's been much faster.

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#73 - hueyfreeman (12/28/2013) [-]
Holy 			****		! It worked for my 3DS, too!   
   
This is amazing. Don't be fooled by apple.
Holy **** ! It worked for my 3DS, too!

This is amazing. Don't be fooled by apple.
#84 to #73 - jasohazard (12/28/2013) [-]
That gif reminded me of this gif
That gif reminded me of this gif
User avatar #72 - pepemex (12/28/2013) [-]
If a person is dumb enough to buy Apple products they're dumb enough to fall for this.
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User avatar #87 to #86 - kridane (12/28/2013) [-]
Let me guess you hate Hitler?
"The world hates Hitler, therefore I must hate Hitler due to my inability to form my own opinions!"
Let me guess, you're a christian as well?

That's how stupid you sound.
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User avatar #102 to #90 - kridane (12/29/2013) [-]
There is many reasons to hate apple, one thing off the top of my head is how they would hire kids straight out of university, use them for their ideas, and then terminate them so they wouldn't have to pay them any money for said ideas.
#89 to #87 - frodofaggins (12/28/2013) [-]
Guessing you're an atheist
User avatar #95 to #89 - brobathehutt (12/28/2013) [-]
filthy athiest scum!
User avatar #92 to #86 - fjisforfgts (12/28/2013) [-]
I agree with your initial point, but not the atheist point. There are both atheists and religious folk that push their beliefs in an annoying fashion.
User avatar #91 to #86 - brobathehutt (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh right anyone who happens to have a popular opinion MUST be on a bandwagon! Surely they can't have come to that conclusion any other way!
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User avatar #101 to #93 - freakyorange (12/28/2013) [-]
you're better when you're not trying to get -400.
User avatar #94 to #93 - brobathehutt (12/28/2013) [-]
No ******* , you don't understand that just because someone has a popular opinion doesn't mean that they're on a bandwagon. Also in this case bandwagons come from popular opinions that get out of hand
#88 to #86 - hellspower (12/28/2013) [-]
I love you.
#39 - ridivey (12/27/2013) [-]
I'm not sure who gullible some of you funnyjunkers are, so im just gonna leave this hear and hope you arent a retard
www.hoax-slayer.com/microwave-smart-phone-charge-battery.shtml
User avatar #41 to #39 - dovnborg (12/27/2013) [-]
lol totally works
#53 to #39 - taurusguy (12/27/2013) [-]
Ill say this again, if you are stupid enough to fall for this **** you deserve it, or you are too young to own a smartphone, both cases you deserve it.
#74 to #39 - alphagex (12/28/2013) [-]
gooby pls
#64 - bigpapapadro (12/28/2013) [-]
im not falling for this **** again haha....
#65 to #64 - fanboyism (12/28/2013) [-]
Again?
#66 to #65 - bigpapapadro (12/28/2013) [-]
just joking mate haha
User avatar #69 to #66 - rogaa ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Why did people thumb you down...
User avatar #71 to #69 - articulate (12/28/2013) [-]
I thumbed him down because you asked why. This is all your fault.
User avatar #70 - younglegend (12/28/2013) [-]
i tried it with my friend after one sec we heard a pop... took it out right away and his battery died so his phone only worked when it was connected to the charger and i lost wifi
User avatar #21 - klick ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Tried it! Only got to a third of the way but totally works!
User avatar #96 - qauronexoforce (12/28/2013) [-]
Wow I thought it would set on fire and destroy my microwave but this actually worked. Its been 6 hours and battery is still at 100%.
User avatar #67 - badmotorfinger (12/28/2013) [-]
beating a horse that's been dead for so long, its a skeleton.
User avatar #55 - nickotak (12/27/2013) [-]
Whoa dude thanks. I set mine to Grill. That way it charges up in like 5 minutes.
User avatar #23 - mynameisgeorge (12/27/2013) [-]
Wow, It worked

Thanks man
User avatar #47 - stevoe (12/27/2013) [-]
Ha, I have done his with FB and two people feel for it, its a good read lmao
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4629013/Life+Hack+101/
User avatar #48 to #47 - stevoe (12/27/2013) [-]
fell*
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#60 to #52 - thefuckingpatsfan (12/28/2013) [-]
but...he was...correcting himself...
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#82 to #61 - deviousdanish (12/28/2013) [-]
Shut the 			****		 up.
Shut the **** up.
#56 to #52 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
spelling isn't grammar.
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User avatar #77 to #57 - misfitsftw (12/28/2013) [-]
_ *should have* _
#78 to #77 - michaelpayne (12/28/2013) [-]
You see what I did there....totally
User avatar #79 to #78 - misfitsftw (12/28/2013) [-]
i did but i still felt compelled to, like scratching an itch
User avatar #27 - girloninternet (12/27/2013) [-]
Will it work on a samsung?
User avatar #32 to #27 - worldatarms (12/27/2013) [-]
And not forgetting any Androids
User avatar #33 to #32 - girloninternet (12/27/2013) [-]
well i was wondering cuz mine is a little older...not too old but i just want to be sure if i were to ever try this
#43 to #33 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
Can't tell if you're serious so I'm gonna be a lame ass and tell you don't try this. Your phone will catch on fire and you will feel shameful.
User avatar #30 to #27 - kualeifarne (12/27/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #31 to #30 - girloninternet (12/27/2013) [-]
sweet!
User avatar #18 - AnAnon (12/27/2013) [-]
Completely legit as nipple pasting!
User avatar #24 to #18 - theguywhoaskswhy (12/27/2013) [-]
Nipple pasting?
User avatar #26 to #24 - zerolimz (12/27/2013) [-]
nipple pasting is actually really works, it is when you put toothpaste on your nipples and you get high. it is something with the fluor in the toothpast wiche gets you high and if you put it on your nipples it gets into your blood really fast, best way to do it
#34 to #26 - emperorofman (12/27/2013) [-]
Don't forget you can use toothpaste as a lotion substitute when jacking off, and rub some IcyHot on your balls for a heavenly sensation.
User avatar #35 to #34 - zerolimz (12/27/2013) [-]
if you you use it to jack off be sure to use one with extra minth, it will even work better
#36 to #35 - emperorofman (12/27/2013) [-]
Ahh indeed, I can tell you have done it before.
User avatar #38 to #36 - zerolimz (12/27/2013) [-]
i do this quite often, i even try to mix toothpaste brands so you get the best sensation, because as i suppose you know every brand gives you another feeling.
User avatar #40 to #38 - WinnerofTheGame (12/27/2013) [-]
It's just "Pasting" btw...
User avatar #54 - armoredfish (12/27/2013) [-]
I one time had a dream where I was microwaving a sandwich, and when I went to go get my sandwich, I realized that I accidentally microwaved my phone thinking it would charge.
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