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#2 - sabertoothmoose (04/25/2014) [-]
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#3 to #2 - beren (04/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #3 - astroelephant (04/26/2014) [-]
And I'm just like, "Yeah...well...I know calculus."
#32 to #3 - ompalomper (04/26/2014) [-]
Xykon: You seem to have an interest in power, so let me educate you a little while I search for you. It's sort of this thing I like to do sometimes, especially for learned wizards such as yourself. Power, it isn't something that you put on or take off like a jacket. It's something you just ARE. If you can lose it by blowing two Will saves, you never really had any power in the first place, see what I'm saying? Hell, the idiot paladin understands better than you do, 'cause he got every one of those hit points I burned off of him the hard way: he earned them. 'Course, now he's also earned an upgrade to Prisoner First Class for daring to touch my pretty little bauble. It's sort of the same as how we've already been treating him, only now we get serious about it. Anyhoo, where was I? Oh, right.

Your soul shenanigans are real flashy, but they had one weakness: they were shackled to your lame mid-level ass!

I used to think spells equaled power, too, back when I was alive. I've learned a lot since then.

You know what does equal power?

Power.
Power equals power.
Crazy, huh?

But the type of power? Doesn't matter as much as you'd think. It turns out, everything is oddly balanced. Weird, but true. For example:

*Xykon grabs Vaarsuvius by the throat*
Vaarsuvius: Urrk!
Xykon: ...Right now, power takes the form of a +8 racial bonus to Listen skill checks.
User avatar #46 to #32 - hermaeousmora (04/26/2014) [-]
And then the Raven steals his phylactery and attempts to throw it into the reality-devouring rift.
#6 to #3 - Rascal (04/26/2014) [-]
Says the slut that got thrown in prison, her head shaved, and had to parade naked while everybody laughed, booed and threw her **** .
Tyrells showed her how much power she actually had.
User avatar #50 to #6 - deathstryke (04/26/2014) [-]
thanks for being an asshole, you anonymous cunt.
#38 to #3 - lastsamurai (04/26/2014) [-]
this is why she comes off as a stupid idiot.
User avatar #49 to #38 - Gandalfthewhite (04/26/2014) [-]
well in this scene she came off as the one in charge, less of a stupid idiot
#72 to #49 - lastsamurai (04/26/2014) [-]
that's what I thought at first, but after it just made her look like an even more stupid idiot. She's awful to her brother, she's an awful mother, she's awful to any non-lannister and she's just despicable in many ways.

Also, she's stupid as fk
User avatar #74 to #72 - Gandalfthewhite (04/27/2014) [-]
how she is outside of the scene is irrelevant though, in this particular moment she owned littlefinger
#7 to #3 - Rascal (04/26/2014) [-]
**** you, thumbing down everyone saying they don't like Cersei. If you don't like it, don't post the cunt.
User avatar #8 to #7 - beren (04/26/2014) [-]
I don't give a **** about Cersei. Stop posting spoilers.
#13 to #8 - Rascal (04/26/2014) [-]
From what I see, one of these comments are spoilers. And while it is very asshole-y and blatant for no reason, there is no reason to take it out on people around the guy.
#10 to #8 - iscrewbabies (04/26/2014) [-]
Who the **** is Cersei? And stop bitching about people posting spoilers online.
But seriously... why the **** are people whining about someone named Cersei?
I've never given many ***** about GoT, and I've only seen like one or two seasons, can't remember.
User avatar #11 to #10 - beren (04/26/2014) [-]
Cersei is the woman in the gif. And I wasn't bitching about spoilers, I just thumbed them down because I disapprove of it and then explained myself when he suggested that I had done it because I was upset that they didn't like her or something.
#12 to #11 - iscrewbabies (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes, yes you were bitching at spoilers. My understanding of "bitching" is simply different than yours. So as I said previously, stop bitching about spoilers.
Also, Cersei sounds like a dude. Ugly name. And she was a complete bitch in the series, wasn't she?
#15 to #12 - theoverwhelming (04/26/2014) [-]
Cersei is a complete bitch
Moreso in the books than the TV series
In the TV series they make her look a lot better (of a person, sort of) and change her a bit
#16 to #15 - iscrewbabies (04/26/2014) [-]
So on a Joffrey level horrible? In the books, I mean.
#17 to #16 - theoverwhelming (04/26/2014) [-]
imo, yes
#18 to #17 - iscrewbabies (04/26/2014) [-]
Oh. Well she sounds just delightful!
#52 - toncheky ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Spoilers below, careful with your scrolling.
Spoilers below, careful with your scrolling.
User avatar #53 to #52 - thenewgizmobox (04/26/2014) [-]
this should be stickied.
#56 to #53 - fuckyosixtyminutes (04/26/2014) [-]
This should be obvious, whenever GoT stuff is posted.
User avatar #58 to #56 - thenewgizmobox (04/26/2014) [-]
well, it's good to have just in case/
User avatar #55 to #52 - finblob ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
inspiringfunny can you sticky this pl0x
for the safety of others
#69 to #52 - ninjabacon (04/26/2014) [-]
Thank you.
Thank you.
#71 to #52 - alanmarcos (04/26/2014) [-]
get on his level
#68 to #52 - exorbis (04/26/2014) [-]
Damn, she really has very articulating eyebrows
Damn, she really has very articulating eyebrows
#1 - beren (04/25/2014) [-]
#4 to #1 - Rascal (04/25/2014) [-]
this picture made me go d'aaaaaaaaw
#43 to #1 - vivalavidya (04/26/2014) [-]
Why is this arousing to me
#29 - claytonb (04/26/2014) [-]
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#25 - claytonb (04/26/2014) [-]
Time to post relevant gifs
Time to post relevant gifs
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#37 - Rascal (04/26/2014) [-]
but it's how to train your dragon in 3D and **** ain't wearing the glasses
#65 to #45 - erpee (04/26/2014) [-]
Made me think of this Dorkly post
User avatar #48 - guardianatreyu (04/26/2014) [-]
I gotta admit that HTTYD is one of the very few examples of a movie that's way better than the books. Can't wait for the sequel.
User avatar #14 - deerdevil (04/26/2014) [-]
I've yet to even watch a single episode of GoT, is it worth picking up?
User avatar #21 to #14 - spacehawk (04/26/2014) [-]
Im gonna go with yes
#22 to #14 - austinpowerz (04/26/2014) [-]
110%
#24 to #14 - Jowi (04/26/2014) [-]
I preferred the books, but the show is still very entertaining to watch
User avatar #33 to #14 - skarrer (04/26/2014) [-]
I started it literally three days ago. On episode 8 allready,take that as you will.
User avatar #35 to #14 - thefunnyside (04/26/2014) [-]
Totally! It's quite an interesting, addictive show.
User avatar #36 to #14 - Anonomousthirteen (04/26/2014) [-]
Be warned: the first three or so episodes are incredibly dull, but necessary. I never made it past them, but I've been told by reputable sources that it's quite enjoyable.
User avatar #42 to #14 - finblob ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
After the first few episodes yeah.
User avatar #19 to #14 - mrtopgamer ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
YEP.
#20 to #14 - Rascal (04/26/2014) [-]
Dude, you have NO idea what your're missing on, just start watching that **** , one of the best TV shows of all time and the books are amazing too.
User avatar #30 to #14 - yuvesh (04/26/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #31 - yuvesh (04/26/2014) [-]
>not reading he books
User avatar #39 to #31 - Nahyon ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
>braging with the fact that you've read the book
User avatar #40 to #39 - yuvesh (04/26/2014) [-]
i was talking about how to train your dragon, not game of autism
User avatar #57 to #40 - leonhardt (04/26/2014) [-]
You can call literally anything "autistic" now and everyone will automatically be on your side.
User avatar #41 to #40 - finblob ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
eddy won't be happy
User avatar #60 to #31 - superstephtime (04/26/2014) [-]
you ****** up yuv
User avatar #73 to #60 - yuvesh (04/26/2014) [-]
#34 to #31 - thebaseballexpert (04/26/2014) [-]
>not reading heyeayeayeayea books
#66 - moghulking (04/26/2014) [-]
What show/movie is this from?
#67 to #66 - Rascal (04/26/2014) [-]
game of thrones
#62 - stalini ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Is she wearing a wig or she dyes her hair everytime?
User avatar #64 to #62 - noamk (04/26/2014) [-]
it's a wig.
#54 - finblob ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
#23 - itsbendingtime (04/26/2014) [-]
why did they change her hair from white in s1 to platinum blonde... she looked so much better, and more true to the books, with white hair.
User avatar #59 to #23 - itisogre (04/26/2014) [-]
she had silver blonde hair in the books.
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