Dad jokes for Days. . itu_ _ skifree: ring: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed "rnc) " and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said "you
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#13 - grimmwaters ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
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#11 - drakes (08/24/2014) [-]
As the pilot announces that the plane has reached an altitude of 35,000 feet, Drake stares, blankly.

"How can I be so high, yet so low?"
User avatar #38 to #11 - kristovsky (08/24/2014) [-]
You keep reminding me that the joke pony guy is gone. I liked that guy.
User avatar #33 to #11 - Weekendman (08/24/2014) [-]
If this is the new thing around here, I'm all for it.
User avatar #32 to #11 - rustybutttickler (08/24/2014) [-]
Are you ever going to run out of jokes?
Because I'd really love to see alot more funny ones.
User avatar #43 to #32 - seras (08/24/2014) [-]
I still believe that if you take all his comments and put them in order, you get a story out of it.
User avatar #45 to #43 - shieeetposter (08/24/2014) [-]
pls do it for me

do it for thumbs
User avatar #10 to #7 - fjsknight (08/24/2014) [-]
That is one ice cold mother ******
User avatar #2 to #1 - deadmansdope (08/24/2014) [-]
...coral
User avatar #3 - itumblr (08/24/2014) [-]
you must be poor as **** if ur dad can hear u scream that.your house must be small as hell. you stupid ******* peasant
User avatar #6 to #3 - kassdesu (08/24/2014) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #35 to #3 - cantexplain (08/24/2014) [-]
No..... Thumbs? Zero.... What the hell. Did you people finally learn?..... Nah it's probably just virus. You're way to stupid
User avatar #46 to #3 - gigamuffin (08/24/2014) [-]
That's classism.

CHA CHA CHA CHECK YO PRIVILEGE!
#29 to #3 - newepic (08/24/2014) [-]
Heil hydra, die überlegene Rasse
User avatar #12 to #3 - OsamaBinLadenz (08/24/2014) [-]
You're not even trying. I thumb down every tumblr post I see and I think I'm gonna thumb up every comment I see by you so you never reach -400 because you're just as funny as tumblr content. That means you're not.
#14 to #12 - itumblr (08/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #15 to #14 - OsamaBinLadenz (08/24/2014) [-]
I just realized you're positive in levels. How the **** did that happen?
User avatar #16 to #15 - itumblr (08/24/2014) [-]
occasionally ill go for greens for green text ya dig?
#30 to #16 - newepic (08/24/2014) [-]
Heil hydra, die überlegene Rasse
User avatar #17 to #16 - OsamaBinLadenz (08/24/2014) [-]
Interesting. This means I'm just fueling your green text. Either way I don't win.
User avatar #36 to #17 - hashtronaut (08/24/2014) [-]
i keep trying to tell you fgts... use the hide all button

all i see in this convo is his name, nothing the little ****** actually said.
User avatar #18 to #17 - itumblr (08/24/2014) [-]
thats life for ya, mold it to allow you to win in any situation. i always win.
#31 to #18 - newepic (08/24/2014) [-]
Heil hydra, die überlegene Rasse
User avatar #19 to #18 - OsamaBinLadenz (08/24/2014) [-]
You're an interesting person. Like a... like a winner. Yeah... a bi-winner.
User avatar #39 to #3 - jukuku (08/24/2014) [-]
Calassism, racism, ableism, Shintoism.

Check your privilege, ******** .
#40 to #39 - dicloniusmaximus (08/24/2014) [-]
I read Calassism as Calrissian. I don't know why.
User avatar #5 to #3 - archoflife (08/24/2014) [-]
Loving these
#4 to #3 - jakuhlope (08/24/2014) [-]
Not only is that ableist because the parents may be too sick or disabled to work, but it's also very classist.
Check your ******* privilege.
#37 to #4 - attifyon (08/24/2014) [-]
Sweet pic, bro
#8 to #4 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
I like how you assume that people don't retire anymore.
User avatar #9 to #8 - jakuhlope (08/24/2014) [-]
Who is retiring age when they still have their children living with them?
User avatar #24 to #9 - niimajneb ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
My dad's 63 and I'm 18.
User avatar #34 to #8 - potrsr (08/24/2014) [-]
As it is possible parents parents had a child at old age or the kid is just visiting. But this is from tubmlr and poster is not older than 15yo
User avatar #42 to #34 - fuckyouthatswhy ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
or maybe it's weekend
#44 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
GET THAT ******* TUMBLR OUT OF HERE OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE ******* SAND M8
User avatar #41 to #21 - fitemeirlbro (08/24/2014) [-]
tru
#22 to #21 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
Hi Joshlol
User avatar #23 to #22 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
He gave me this account :b
User avatar #27 to #23 - rektmate (08/24/2014) [-]
You shall NEVER be as good as him.
User avatar #28 to #27 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
He never used it.
User avatar #20 - superstephtime (08/24/2014) [-]
i don't get why he uSED CAPS AFTER LOWERCASE.
User avatar #25 to #20 - envinite ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
It's holding shift key you pleb
User avatar #47 - swagfagit (08/24/2014) [-]
its almost like **** has smeared all over my screen. this has to be the worst content ever posted
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