Dad jokes for Days. .. As the pilot announces that the plane has reached an altitude of 35,000 feet, Drake stares, blankly. "How can I be so high, yet so low?" Dad jokes for Days As the pilot announces that plane has reached an altitude of 35 000 feet Drake stares blankly "How can I be so high yet low?"
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#3 - itumblr
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
you must be poor as **** if ur dad can hear u scream that.your house must be small as hell. you stupid ******* peasant
#6 to #3 - kassdesu
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Hi.
#29 to #3 - newepic
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Heil hydra, die überlegene Rasse
#35 to #3 - cantexplain
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(08/24/2014) [-]
No..... Thumbs? Zero.... What the hell. Did you people finally learn?..... Nah it's probably just virus. You're way to stupid
#46 to #3 - gigamuffin
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(08/24/2014) [-]
That's classism.

CHA CHA CHA CHECK YO PRIVILEGE!
#12 to #3 - OsamaBinLadenz
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(08/24/2014) [-]
You're not even trying. I thumb down every tumblr post I see and I think I'm gonna thumb up every comment I see by you so you never reach -400 because you're just as funny as tumblr content. That means you're not.
#14 to #12 - itumblr
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#15 to #14 - OsamaBinLadenz
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
I just realized you're positive in levels. How the **** did that happen?
#16 to #15 - itumblr
Reply -6
(08/24/2014) [-]
occasionally ill go for greens for green text ya dig?
#30 to #16 - newepic
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Heil hydra, die überlegene Rasse
#17 to #16 - OsamaBinLadenz
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Interesting. This means I'm just fueling your green text. Either way I don't win.
#36 to #17 - hashtronaut
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(08/24/2014) [-]
i keep trying to tell you fgts... use the hide all button

all i see in this convo is his name, nothing the little ****** actually said.
#18 to #17 - itumblr
Reply -9
(08/24/2014) [-]
thats life for ya, mold it to allow you to win in any situation. i always win.
#31 to #18 - newepic
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Heil hydra, die überlegene Rasse
#19 to #18 - OsamaBinLadenz
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
You're an interesting person. Like a... like a winner. Yeah... a bi-winner.
#39 to #3 - jukuku
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Calassism, racism, ableism, Shintoism.

Check your privilege, ********.
#40 to #39 - dicloniusmaximus
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(08/24/2014) [-]
I read Calassism as Calrissian. I don't know why.
#5 to #3 - archoflife
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Loving these
#4 to #3 - jakuhlope
Reply +147
(08/24/2014) [-]
Not only is that ableist because the parents may be too sick or disabled to work, but it's also very classist.
Check your ******* privilege.
#37 to #4 - attifyon
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Sweet pic, bro
#8 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
I like how you assume that people don't retire anymore.
#9 to #8 - jakuhlope
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Who is retiring age when they still have their children living with them?
#24 to #9 - niimajneb ONLINE
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(08/24/2014) [-]
My dad's 63 and I'm 18.
#34 to #8 - potrsr
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
As it is possible parents parents had a child at old age or the kid is just visiting. But this is from tubmlr and poster is not older than 15yo
#42 to #34 - fuckyouthatswhy
Reply +1
(08/24/2014) [-]
or maybe it's weekend
#11 - drakes
Reply +100
(08/24/2014) [-]
As the pilot announces that the plane has reached an altitude of 35,000 feet, Drake stares, blankly.

"How can I be so high, yet so low?"
#38 to #11 - kristovsky
Reply +2
(08/24/2014) [-]
You keep reminding me that the joke pony guy is gone. I liked that guy.
#33 to #11 - Weekendman
Reply +4
(08/24/2014) [-]
If this is the new thing around here, I'm all for it.
#32 to #11 - rustybutttickler
Reply +6
(08/24/2014) [-]
Are you ever going to run out of jokes?
Because I'd really love to see alot more funny ones.
#43 to #32 - seras
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(08/24/2014) [-]
I still believe that if you take all his comments and put them in order, you get a story out of it.
#45 to #43 - shieeetposter
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(08/24/2014) [-]
pls do it for me

do it for thumbs
#7 - hproductions
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(08/24/2014) [-]
#10 to #7 - fjsknight
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(08/24/2014) [-]
That is one ice cold mother ******
#13 - grimmwaters ONLINE
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1 - include
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(08/23/2014) [-]
#2 to #1 - deadmansdope
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(08/24/2014) [-]
...coral
#21 - levvy
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(08/24/2014) [-]
#22 to #21 - anon
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Hi Joshlol
#23 to #22 - levvy
Reply +3
(08/24/2014) [-]
He gave me this account :b
#27 to #23 - rektmate
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(08/24/2014) [-]
You shall NEVER be as good as him.
#28 to #27 - levvy
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(08/24/2014) [-]
He never used it.
#41 to #21 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
tru
#47 - swagfagit
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
its almost like **** has smeared all over my screen. this has to be the worst content ever posted
#44 - anon
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(08/24/2014) [-]
GET THAT ******* TUMBLR OUT OF HERE OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE ******* SAND M8
#26 - rektmate
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#20 - superstephtime
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(08/24/2014) [-]
i don't get why he uSED CAPS AFTER LOWERCASE.
#25 to #20 - envinite
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(08/24/2014) [-]
It's holding shift key you pleb