Dad jokes for Days. . itu_ _ skifree: ring: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed "rnc) " and then my dad poked his head out of the and said "you rang?" hat dad joke
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Dad jokes for Days

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itu_ _ skifree:
ring:
I stubbed my toe and naturally I
screamed "rnc) " and
then my dad poked his head out of
the and said "you
rang?"
hats off for the ultimate dad joke
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Submitted: 01/14/2014
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#13 - Ilubeitup (01/15/2014) [-]
my dad joke life.
dad: "is it raining outside?"
me: "I can't tell."
dad: "You can tell me."
User avatar #108 to #13 - cacachaud (01/15/2014) [-]
who shove a donkey up his ass should be prepared to the consequences
#149 to #108 - John Cena (01/15/2014) [-]
wat.
User avatar #145 to #13 - milomcrobbie (01/15/2014) [-]
That's good.
#150 to #145 - Ilubeitup (01/15/2014) [-]
Thanks I appreciate that.
#76 to #13 - thequickster ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#4 - thistownneedsguns (01/14/2014) [-]
made me blow more air out of my nose than usual, have a thumb
User avatar #109 to #4 - cacachaud (01/15/2014) [-]
who shove a donkey up his ass should be prepared to the consequences
User avatar #114 to #4 - cacachaud (01/15/2014) [-]
i don't think that's the only thing you blow you whore
#6 to #4 - John Cena (01/14/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #74 to #4 - Nickk (01/15/2014) [-]
Most accurate post ever. for me anyway
#112 to #4 - norwegiansnowman (01/15/2014) [-]
YES, 			****		 YES! JUST YES!
YES, **** YES! JUST YES!
#62 to #4 - yuukoku (01/15/2014) [-]
holy 			****		.   
   
This is it.   
   
This is how we will continue the legacy of Dickbutt.
holy **** .

This is it.

This is how we will continue the legacy of Dickbutt.
#36 - SILENCEnight (01/15/2014) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #7448179 at Safe For Work Random Board ** I wish asian dads were like this
#89 - dehfurk (01/15/2014) [-]
I stubbed my toe and screamed, "SON OF A BITCH!"

I saw my head poke through from the living room and said, "You rang?"

wut
User avatar #37 - bursu (01/15/2014) [-]
Im looking for this one post about a week ago or so from 4chan if someone can help me, it's about this guy and he had a small wee wee and his girl made him wear a sleeve or enlarger and then they went to a party and blew a black guy (her ex) in front of him. I cant seem to find it.
User avatar #159 to #37 - meanings (01/02/2015) [-]
wat? 0.0
User avatar #160 to #159 - bursu (01/02/2015) [-]
It's comment #39 what i was referring to.
User avatar #47 to #37 - specialops ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
damn i remember this
#39 to #37 - yowutis (01/15/2014) [-]
Here ya go prepare for rustling.
User avatar #46 to #39 - jacksipian (01/15/2014) [-]
damn that's terrible, i would've walked up as she was halfway through and slammed her lower jaw so she bit his dick off, but i wouldn't be beta enough to get in that ******* situation in the first place
#50 to #39 - nitsuan (01/15/2014) [-]
I feel like i'd end up killing someone after that....
#55 to #50 - marcury (01/15/2014) [-]
your face when
#45 to #39 - John Cena (01/15/2014) [-]
the **** ...
#113 to #39 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I feel a feel I don't like feeling to feel.
User avatar #40 to #39 - bursu (01/15/2014) [-]
Oh wow, thanks so much. <3
#77 to #39 - mirrak (01/15/2014) [-]
I felt horrible feeling of empathy in my chest, poor guy.
User avatar #130 - ZTerminator (01/15/2014) [-]
My dad used to tell me that I was the best joke he ever made
#104 - John Cena (01/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #7453325 posted by trollmobile at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
if esspur had a hairy butt, he'd be assfur
#1 - bjork (01/14/2014) [-]
#23 to #1 - pebar ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#148 - personone (01/15/2014) [-]
**personone rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at dracula ** My Dad
#86 - josieabby (01/15/2014) [-]
"What kind of joke?"
#73 - duelknight (01/15/2014) [-]
This makes me want to be a father
#81 to #73 - dross (01/15/2014) [-]
Here let me visually represent the other part.
Here let me visually represent the other part.
User avatar #82 to #81 - duelknight (01/15/2014) [-]
Worth it
#28 - miscarriage (01/15/2014) [-]
I dunno about anyone else but when i scream ************ , everything is capitalized.
User avatar #33 to #28 - rakuraimasuta (01/15/2014) [-]
Except for the m
User avatar #34 to #33 - miscarriage (01/15/2014) [-]
Nuh
User avatar #35 to #34 - rakuraimasuta (01/15/2014) [-]
oh ok
#7 - lolidontcare (01/14/2014) [-]
**lolidontcare rolled a random image posted in comment #7158242 at Safe For Work Random Board **

my dad's listed as mother ****** in my contacts
User avatar #8 to #7 - whycanticaps (01/14/2014) [-]
idk if that's a boy or a girl but it's making me uncomfortable
User avatar #15 to #8 - ljxjlos (01/15/2014) [-]
You have a Fairy Tail-Picture but don´t know Ed?

Not judging, but dude, watch your classics.
#41 to #15 - John Cena (01/15/2014) [-]
thats why, fairy tail is a ****** anime
User avatar #16 to #15 - whycanticaps (01/15/2014) [-]
I tried but I wasn't a big fan of it
User avatar #17 to #16 - ljxjlos (01/15/2014) [-]
...das weird.

Well, I thought I´d advise you to watch it, but if you already tried...tastes differ, I guess.
User avatar #18 to #17 - whycanticaps (01/15/2014) [-]
ya...idk, but I did try haha
#9 to #8 - nightmareschild (01/15/2014) [-]
it's a girl. Her name is Edward, from cowboy bebop.
it's a girl. Her name is Edward, from cowboy bebop.
User avatar #10 to #9 - baddinn (01/15/2014) [-]
>girl
>edward

What the **** anime?
#14 to #10 - applescryatnight ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
dont you dare insult edward.   
Ein! Sick 'im!
dont you dare insult edward.
Ein! Sick 'im!
User avatar #12 to #11 - whycanticaps (01/15/2014) [-]
niiiiiice
User avatar #60 to #10 - HAMMATIMEZ (01/15/2014) [-]
Well her birth name is Françoise Appledehli.
User avatar #128 - fukkendragonite (01/15/2014) [-]
Whenever I see a post on the internet, I assume it was written by a male unless I'm told otherwise.

This is with the exception of tumblr, when I assume it's a teenage female until I'm told otherwise.

Why is this? What does it say about tumblr?

Good post btw, I thumbed. But seriously, why is that?
User avatar #143 to #128 - steamytrousers (01/15/2014) [-]
I have always thought the same thing, I'm not sure what is is either.
User avatar #147 to #128 - schneidend (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't have any hard figures besides my throbbing erection , but I think tumblr is mostly used by womenfolk.
#22 - ohemgeezus (01/15/2014) [-]
At least it wasn't the other way around
#71 to #22 - jakols ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Title    
&quot;the that /b/ covered all the angels&quot;
Title
"the that /b/ covered all the angels"
User avatar #127 - silkisberg (01/15/2014) [-]
my dad joke life.
dad: "is it raining outside?"
me: "I can't tell."
dad: "You can tell me."
#138 - Mozley (01/15/2014) [-]
thaaat is disgusting
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