DINOSAURS. . FEES MGOING i m pa la: I JUST REALIZED WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT SOUND LIKE! THEY GOULD" U' E BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW in too an-.
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DINOSAURS

FEES MGOING i m pa la:
I JUST REALIZED WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT
SOUND LIKE! THEY GOULD" U' E BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT
GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
in too an-. 1 rly tor this late nig ht tumblr ****
GUTEN h/ HERR PTERODACTYL
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#10 - mondprinzessin (10/02/2013) [-]
whenever i read german i always think its being screamed full volume
#99 to #10 - mondprinzessin (10/02/2013) [-]
die Hölle habe ich angefangen?
User avatar #132 to #10 - heartlessrobot (10/02/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's the only physically possible way to properly speak german.
#13 to #10 - crotchlesshotpants (10/02/2013) [-]
MAYBE BECAUSE IT WAS IN ALLCAPS???
#16 to #13 - huszti (10/02/2013) [-]
how to write in German according to the internet 101:
step 1: activate capslock
step 2: punch your keyboard repeatedly
#30 to #16 - drzombro ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
NEIN! DU MUSST PRÄZISE AUF DIE TASTATUR EINSCHLAGEN SONST FUNKTIONIERT ES NICHT!
User avatar #23 to #16 - ZeGerman ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
DAS IST EINE LÜGE!
User avatar #39 to #23 - tikigott (10/02/2013) [-]
OH JUNGE, EIN GANZER THREAD VOLLER LEUTE DIE LEISE UND GESITTET DEUTSCH REDEN.
User avatar #41 to #39 - ZeGerman ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
GEIL WA? ICH KÖNNT DEN GANZEN TAG SO WEITERMACHEN! IST JA ERST 17.23 UHR!
User avatar #48 to #41 - metalmind (10/02/2013) [-]
JA! UND WIR LEBEN IN EINEM SCHÖNEN LAND, IN DEM NICHT ALLE POLITIKER IMMERZU NUR SCHEIßE BAUEN.
UND MORGEN IST TAG DER DEUTSCHEN EINHEIT!
ICH FRAG MICH EIGENTLICH WIE VIELE DEUTSCHE ES HIER GIEBT.
User avatar #51 to #48 - atomschlumpf (10/02/2013) [-]
ICH GLAUB ES SIND ZIEMLICH VIELE. ABER WAHRSCHEINLICH NICHT SO VIELE WIE DIE AMIS, ODER DIE INSELAFFEN
User avatar #52 to #51 - metalmind (10/02/2013) [-]
DA HAST DU WOHL RECHT.
UND WENIGSTENS SIND SIE NICHT GANZ SO KORRUPT WIE IN DEN USA ODER IN ITALIEN.
WO ICH WOHNE SIND VOR ALLEM DIE LOKALEN POLITIKER RECHT GUT.
User avatar #59 to #52 - ZeGerman ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
SCHÖNES LAND???
User avatar #61 to #59 - metalmind (10/02/2013) [-]
FINDEST DU ES ETWA NICHT SCHÖN? WO LEBST DU DENN?
User avatar #62 to #61 - hydraetis (10/02/2013) [-]
I have no idea what anyone's saying but I love this thread regardless.
User avatar #67 to #62 - metalmind (10/02/2013) [-]
"That's a lie!"
"Oh boy, a whole thread full of people speaking German in a quiet and orderly fassion."
"Great, innit? I could continue the whole day like this. It's only 17:23 o'clock anyway!"
"Yes! And we live in a beutiful country, in which not all politicians are full off **** .
And tommorrow is the Day of German reunification.
I ask myself how many Germans are on here anyway."
"I think a lot of them are full of **** , but by far not all, and not as many are full of **** was the ones of the 'murricans or island monkeys (Britfags)."
"You're right i suppose.
But at least all of them are not as corrupt as those in the USA or in Italy.
And where I live most of the local politicians are quite alright."
"Beautiful country?"
"Why? Don't you think it's beautiful? Where do you live?"
User avatar #69 to #67 - Blackdrama (10/02/2013) [-]
NORDRHEIN-WESTFALEN IST EIN WUNDERSCHÖNES BUNDESLAND
User avatar #81 to #69 - metalmind (10/02/2013) [-]
NAJA, MEINE FAMILIE KOMMT AUS NORDRHEIN-WESTFALEN, UND ICH MUSS SAGEN DASS BAYERN DEUTLICH SCHÖNER IST:

ODER WAR DAS ETWA IRONIE?
#144 to #81 - whulfpack (10/02/2013) [-]
Servus..*räusper* SERVUS

DARF MAN ALS ÖSTERREICHER AUCH MITMACHEN?
User avatar #164 to #144 - metalmind (10/02/2013) [-]
NATÜRLICH!
User avatar #66 to #61 - ZeGerman ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
ICH LEBE IN BONN! ABER DEUTSCHLAND IST NICHT SO TOLL, WENN MEINE FREUNDIN MITMACHEN TÄT, WÜRD ICH NACH KANADA AUSWANDERN!!!
User avatar #82 to #66 - metalmind (10/02/2013) [-]
OH, KANADA IST IN VIELEM WIRKLICH BESSER.
User avatar #92 to #82 - furryflava (10/02/2013) [-]
you guys are actually helping me with my german class
User avatar #173 to #92 - acharminbear (10/02/2013) [-]
Lucky you, my German class got cut the year I was signed up for it.
User avatar #142 to #66 - acharminbear (10/02/2013) [-]
ICH LEBE IN HOUSTON (AMERIKA) ABER ICH WILL LEBE IN DEUTSCHLAND.
DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES IN DER WELT
you read this in a different voice and language.
User avatar #42 to #16 - warioteam (10/02/2013) [-]
SIND MEINE GEKRÄUSELTES HANDS DEUTSCHE GENUG?
User avatar #101 to #42 - crotchlesshotpants (10/02/2013) [-]
What the heck are you talking about? o0
gekräuselt:
puckered {adj} {past-p}
crinkled {adj} {past-p}textil.
dimpled {adj} {past-p}
ruffled {adj} {past-p} [shirt, skirt]
ruffy {adj}
crimpy {adj}
dimply {adj}
curled {adj}
frilled {adj} {past-p}
frizzed {adj} {past-p}
crimped {adj} {past-p} [hair etc.]
User avatar #102 to #101 - warioteam (10/02/2013) [-]
Curled, but i used google translaate, pls don hurt me
User avatar #110 to #102 - crotchlesshotpants (10/02/2013) [-]
No problem...
Still: wth are curled hands?
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User avatar #111 to #110 - warioteam (10/02/2013) [-]
as in a fist.
User avatar #115 to #111 - crotchlesshotpants (10/02/2013) [-]
I'm no native speaker, but wouldn't it be "clenched"
I googled curled hands and all I found were some serious diseases
User avatar #93 to #42 - toncheky (10/02/2013) [-]
Ahem.
BIST DU VERRUCKT?
User avatar #25 to #16 - vikingesnumerouno (10/02/2013) [-]
DU BIST EIN GROSSE KLAPSTOELPILOT
MEIN SLANGE IST EIN GROSSE SLANGE
User avatar #26 to #25 - huszti (10/02/2013) [-]
WAS ZUM TEUFEL IST EIN "KLAPSTOELPILOT"?
User avatar #27 to #26 - vikingesnumerouno (10/02/2013) [-]
EIN MANN DER AUF EINEM KLAP STOEL SITZT
User avatar #53 to #27 - metalmind (10/02/2013) [-]
*STUHL
#33 to #25 - drzombro ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
GROSSER*
KLAPPSTUHLPILOT*
MEINE*
SCHLANGE*
EINE*
SCHLANGE*
User avatar #37 to #33 - vikingesnumerouno (10/02/2013) [-]
NEIN, DU BIST FALSCH
User avatar #45 to #37 - thepastryistrue (10/02/2013) [-]
Nein, es muss heißen: "Du liegst falsch". Man kann nicht 'falsch sein'. Nur ein Sachverhalt kann falsch sein, keine Personen.
User avatar #49 to #45 - metalmind (10/02/2013) [-]
Außer es ist die Falsche Person, oder "falsch" wird im Außdruck "falsche Schlange" benutzt, auch wenn dort die Schlange das Subjekt ist.
User avatar #47 to #45 - vikingesnumerouno (10/02/2013) [-]
but what if his existence is wrong?
#154 to #16 - cptblackkawk (10/02/2013) [-]
Okay, I'll try that out.
ÜBER DREI DINGE, DIE ICH WAR ABSOLUT POSITIV. ERSTENS, EDWARD WAR EIN VAMPIR. ZWEITENS GAB ES EIN TEIL VON IHM, UND ICH WUSSTE NICHT, WIE MÄCHTIG DIESER TEIL KÖNNTE FÜR MEIN BLUT DÜRSTETE-, DIE. UND DRITTENS, ICH WAR BEDINGUNGSLOS UND UNWIDERRUFLICH IN IHN VERLIEBT.
I think I broke my keyboard when I was punching it.
User avatar #157 to #154 - huszti (10/02/2013) [-]
bashing twilight just never gets old.
User avatar #146 to #16 - yisumad (10/02/2013) [-]
NDBVJKBJKBDV SDVSDVNKLV KDKPB ADJADFOKRFN
Because Talent.
User avatar #70 to #16 - faithrider (10/02/2013) [-]
XCAM,.MCXLL (i don't think this is working...)
#55 to #9 - lawerancearm (10/02/2013) [-]
That Nazi Germany is giving me the Third Reich.
#50 - khaox (10/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #56 to #50 - thesovereigngrave (10/02/2013) [-]
I have no idea what's going on here. But I like it.
User avatar #60 to #56 - makedonski (10/02/2013) [-]
'Where are all these monkeys coming from? '
#65 to #50 - huecubed (10/02/2013) [-]
why would it even need a gun?
User avatar #72 to #65 - kiermatv (10/02/2013) [-]
to shoot people, duh
#88 - scytherkris (10/02/2013) [-]
I hope T-Rex-senpai notices me today ~~ ^O^
I hope T-Rex-senpai notices me today ~~ ^O^
#1 - masarua (10/01/2013) [-]
What does the Fox dinosaur say?!
What does the Fox dinosaur say?!
#68 to #1 - John Cena (10/02/2013) [-]
The answer to the question what does the fox say is those jazzy vocals on the end of the video.
User avatar #104 to #1 - psykobear (10/02/2013) [-]
Foxes bark and yip, like dogs. That's it.
I don't understand why the singer in the video is so damn confused.
#107 to #104 - masarua (10/02/2013) [-]
Because no one has a clear sound in their head when they think of a fox.
User avatar #108 to #107 - psykobear (10/02/2013) [-]
No? Most people around here do, but I guess the video was made for those who never see foxes except in zoos.
User avatar #162 to #108 - captnnorway (10/02/2013) [-]
I wouldn't go so far as to say there are no foxes in Norway, but they certainly are rare. I've seen a few, most in a car or far away. One time though I got close to one, by accident that it, I guess I was just as surprised as it was. And that sneaky little guy made a shrieking sound and dashed of, my dad later told me foxes make several different sounds. Including, but not limited to, barks and yips. What sound does a human make? It's sorta like that, foxes have several different sounds depending on the situation, so it's hard to know a single sound for them. That's my theory at least.
User avatar #7 to #1 - noxiate (10/02/2013) [-]
The fox says that ******* song sucks and the amount of "what does the fox say?" jokes are getting ******* annoying
User avatar #8 to #7 - noxiate (10/02/2013) [-]
Also the dinosaur probably said ******* roar
User avatar #73 to #7 - kolsinder (10/02/2013) [-]
I'm with you 100%. Screw all the 11-year olds who frequent this site (my sister who's nearly 11 showed me the video, so it isn't a hasty assumption at all). There's nothing I despise more than ****** , vapid Youtube fads.
#3 to #2 - bigbootyjack (10/02/2013) [-]
i thought i was past the feel section
i thought i was past the feel section
#20 to #2 - Eralus (10/02/2013) [-]
why
why
#91 to #2 - retrodragonfly (10/02/2013) [-]
**** you man, i was just having a nice day
#15 to #2 - imaginativename ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
this is not okay
this is not okay
#64 to #2 - itbelongstocat (10/02/2013) [-]
Why must you show me this before i sleep?
#40 to #2 - tolikbro (10/02/2013) [-]
****		 you.
**** you.
#5 to #2 - punmeister (10/02/2013) [-]
y u do dis
y u do dis
#71 to #2 - rieskimo (10/02/2013) [-]
Thumb for everybody who was redthumbed because of some random cunt.
#58 to #2 - capngrungis (10/02/2013) [-]
SHOT THROUGH THE FEELS AND YOU'RE TO BLAME.
User avatar #128 to #58 - hokon (10/02/2013) [-]
YOU GIVE FEELS A BAD NAME
#43 to #2 - alawabidingcitizen ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 to #2 - motherfuckingkenji (10/02/2013) [-]
You're a cunt, but that was beautiful.
#137 to #2 - vangoz (10/02/2013) [-]
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#125 to #2 - quoterox (10/02/2013) [-]
Damn it, 			***************		.   
   
			****		 you.
Damn it, *************** .

**** you.
#54 to #2 - thekeeperofthumbs ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #83 to #54 - funnyjunkforlife (10/02/2013) [-]
What anime is that
User avatar #98 to #83 - AMARIO (10/02/2013) [-]
Into The Labyrinth - AMV If you're considering the show, this is what got me into it. It's Bakemonogatari
#86 to #83 - cplkoeksuster (10/02/2013) [-]
bakemonogatari tsubasa, according to google.
User avatar #84 to #83 - thekeeperofthumbs ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
Dunno, just saw it somewhere and saved it
User avatar #12 to #2 - misterdiddly (10/02/2013) [-]
WHY WOULD YOU DO DIS
#80 to #2 - Grom (10/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #79 to #2 - rmdx (10/02/2013) [-]
why
#78 to #2 - omnipotentsoap (10/02/2013) [-]
My face for the rest of the day
My face for the rest of the day
User avatar #44 to #2 - flutterdashrainbow (10/02/2013) [-]
Well **** you too.
User avatar #36 to #2 - everheat ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
You ******* bitch.
User avatar #4 to #2 - pwnedomega (10/02/2013) [-]
**** it all
User avatar #89 to #2 - tegz (10/02/2013) [-]
not cool man ... not ******* cool ....
User avatar #166 to #2 - voxseppo ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
I come here for laughs, not to experience the biggest feels of my entire childhood. All that's missing is Dobbie dying and I'l ready to crawl under my blanket and just cry for a week.
User avatar #170 to #166 - voxseppo ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
And of course Simba biting his dads ear thinking he's playing with him. And eventually just realizing that he's dead.

WHAT HAVE I DONE! Bawling time.
User avatar #165 to #2 - smokekusheveryday (10/02/2013) [-]
Really dude? i was having a good day until this ****
#152 to #2 - bleebloo ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
#148 to #2 - yisumad (10/02/2013) [-]
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#143 to #2 - lamarisagoodname (10/02/2013) [-]
A+ Superb 11.63/10 very clever   
   
   
   
   
   
but uck you
A+ Superb 11.63/10 very clever





but uck you
#114 to #2 - John Cena (10/02/2013) [-]
So many conflicting feels!
User avatar #77 to #2 - zonryu (10/02/2013) [-]
man fuq

dont do this to me ;_;
#85 - rstickman (10/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #90 to #85 - furryflava (10/02/2013) [-]
oh god gib dimmy the sauce
User avatar #106 to #85 - lgzumsar (10/02/2013) [-]
"Stoppen Sie eine Wurst auf der Wange!"
#6 - kiwikat (10/02/2013) [-]
#14 - felixjarl ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #129 to #14 - magnusraiden (10/02/2013) [-]
I have...... the weirdest boner right now
#150 to #14 - ridivey (10/02/2013) [-]
goddammit boner too far
User avatar #153 - stacinator (10/02/2013) [-]
why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

because they have a silent p :/
User avatar #156 to #153 - anonymoose (10/02/2013) [-]
Why doesn't Django wake his neighbours when having sex.

The D's silent.
#121 - quasimbo (10/02/2013) [-]
DFW
#75 - thebritishguy (10/02/2013) [-]
Well cassowarys are very similar to dinosaurs and they sound like this
Well cassowarys are very similar to dinosaurs and they sound like this Calls of the Cassowary
#87 to #75 - kaslin (10/02/2013) [-]
I want one of those suits. I saw one last year at NYCC. My friends had to drag me away.
I want one of those suits. I saw one last year at NYCC. My friends had to drag me away.
User avatar #94 - benjamino (10/02/2013) [-]
Also in theory, they could have been any colours. We have no idea.

And, because no tissues survive until now, if there were say slugs the size of skyscrapers rolling around, we'd have no evidence.
User avatar #120 to #94 - kallebanan (10/02/2013) [-]
Yes we would, there are fossils of soft bodied creatures, although rare they exist through Burgess Shale type preservation.
User avatar #122 to #120 - benjamino (10/02/2013) [-]
I guess my teacher was mistaken then. Shame, giant slugs would've been pretty cool.
User avatar #130 to #94 - heartlessrobot (10/02/2013) [-]
So T-Rex's could have been a rather flamboyant shade of pink and we'd never know.
User avatar #131 to #130 - benjamino (10/02/2013) [-]
Exactly.
User avatar #133 to #131 - heartlessrobot (10/02/2013) [-]
Or they could have been a color not in our spectrum of visible light that dinosaurs could see.
User avatar #134 to #133 - benjamino (10/02/2013) [-]
We'd still see a colour, just not their 'true' colour as it were. But yes, exactly.
User avatar #76 - Alchemyst (10/02/2013) [-]
*Herr O'dactyl
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User avatar #105 to #97 - psykobear (10/02/2013) [-]
!
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User avatar #174 to #123 - psykobear (10/04/2013) [-]
Herr O'dactyl is a pun, which some would find funnier.
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#168 - josieabby (10/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #126 - kievaughnb (10/02/2013) [-]
But we do have a very good idea what parasaurolophus sounded like: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtpSOpUDCb8
User avatar #74 - bitchplzzz (10/02/2013) [-]
is le every le one on le drugs le xd?
User avatar #21 - megashot ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
they didn't make any sound at all, since they didn't have vocal cords
User avatar #22 to #21 - ZeGerman ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
Uh...yeah...You're "right".
User avatar #24 to #21 - xnaitomea (10/02/2013) [-]
if you're right then damn, would've been nice to converse with a dinosaur.
User avatar #57 to #21 - viscerys (10/02/2013) [-]
Surely the lack of vocal cords means a lack of ability to formulate words or any legible sounds. They'd make noises with their lungs and diaphragms and stuff.
#95 to #21 - hansjob (10/02/2013) [-]
let's be honest here. you don't really need vocal chords to speak german. the ability to make growling noises is sufficient
User avatar #28 to #21 - harrisonfordor (10/02/2013) [-]
I don't need vocal chords for my ***** to wake a house, so I think they made sound.
#29 to #28 - chords (10/02/2013) [-]
well **** you i dont need you either!
User avatar #31 to #29 - harrisonfordor (10/02/2013) [-]
Awe **** , sorry man.
I didn't mean that, really.
#32 to #31 - chords (10/02/2013) [-]
yeah that right , back off
User avatar #34 to #32 - harrisonfordor (10/02/2013) [-]
Backin off... jeez.
#35 to #34 - chords (10/02/2013) [-]
man this my my turff i dont wana see you around here no more
User avatar #38 to #35 - harrisonfordor (10/02/2013) [-]
You were in fact affiliated with dinosaurs and this asshole tried taking that claim away from you, I was just backin yo ass up.
#169 - izo (10/02/2013) [-]
German makes everything funnier
#139 - funshine (10/02/2013) [-]
somewhat relevant.
#149 to #139 - yisumad (10/02/2013) [-]
That just...no.
That just...no.
User avatar #109 - syndromes (10/02/2013) [-]
Except not really because organisms can only learn how to speak once a certain part of their brain has evolved enough to develop speech skills.

Spoiler alert: Only humans have this part of the brain developed enough.
#113 to #109 - confrontation (10/02/2013) [-]
i'm seriously thick, but are you implying that if in the micro-chance a dog had this part of his brain developed high enough, he could essentially talk?
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