D'aww. .. oh damn now the internet is going to flood with comics with homosexual versions of them exactly like happened to the Avengers.
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#5 - ketchupshinobi ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Maybe I missed it, twice, but where was THIS in the movie?
Maybe I missed it, twice, but where was THIS in the movie?
#28 to #5 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
it was just in the commercials. Not in the movie.
User avatar #85 to #5 - skiskate (08/18/2014) [-]
Why wont this load
#102 to #85 - ketchupshinobi ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Gomorrah's topless from behind scene. I hope this one works.
Gomorrah's topless from behind scene. I hope this one works.
User avatar #103 to #102 - skiskate (08/18/2014) [-]
noice
User avatar #6 to #5 - swordmasterredman (08/18/2014) [-]
they removed it
#7 to #6 - ketchupshinobi ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
From the movie, but completely forgot about it for the commercial?
From the movie, but completely forgot about it for the commercial?
User avatar #8 to #7 - swordmasterredman (08/18/2014) [-]
post trailer editing
#9 to #8 - ketchupshinobi ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
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#14 to #9 - randomalicorn ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
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#60 to #9 - neffets (08/18/2014) [-]
Nathan Fillions part in Guardians was brilliant, even though I found out who he was a while after I watched it
User avatar #10 to #6 - sexyhimself (08/18/2014) [-]
but why!?
#23 to #10 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
Because it didn't need it. The movie didn't need sex appeal to keep you entertained.
User avatar #24 to #23 - sexyhimself (08/18/2014) [-]
it wouldn't have hurt though.
#33 to #24 - angelusprimus (08/18/2014) [-]
If you are that desperate to see green tits, there is this magical place called internet and you can find all kinds of titties there.
Big titties, small titties, pink nipples, brown nipples and yes even green titties.
#15 to #10 - cursesnew (08/18/2014) [-]
PG11 or 13 probably.
User avatar #35 to #5 - drl (08/18/2014) [-]
deleted scene
most likely will be on the dvd as extra footage when in reality it will just add like 3 minutes
User avatar #41 to #5 - ryuggu (08/18/2014) [-]
there was few scenes that was removed from the movie. They also remade the scene where he shows his middle finger and it get censored.
User avatar #44 to #5 - doctorprofessornv (08/18/2014) [-]
It won't load for me, whatever it is that is depicted in this gif
#75 to #44 - ketchupshinobi ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Gomorrah's topless from behind scene. I hope this one works.
Gomorrah's topless from behind scene. I hope this one works.
User avatar #47 to #44 - mikekinkaid ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
same
#76 to #47 - ketchupshinobi ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Gomorrah's topless from behind scene. I hope this one works.
Gomorrah's topless from behind scene. I hope this one works.
User avatar #59 to #5 - maddboiy (08/18/2014) [-]
yeah and the scene where Groot turns on the tape player, they'll probably be in the deleted scenes though
#50 to #5 - paulthehero (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure they were two different scenes. Gamora changing was after they were put into the prison and Star Lord's was completely elsewhere. It was just edited so that it looked like they got it in.
I'm pretty sure they were two different scenes. Gamora changing was after they were put into the prison and Star Lord's was completely elsewhere. It was just edited so that it looked like they got it in.
User avatar #20 to #5 - primalneon ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm really glad they removed it. When I saw it in the trailer was worried it would be like the new star trek movies, where half way through it just throws in a sexy half naked chick for the heck of it. Don't get me wrong, I'm down for sexy ladies, but its literally like the movie has given up and is saying ''The men surely can't entertained by all these words, we're losing them, BRING IN THE FORCED SEX APPEAL''
#31 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #88 to #31 - skiskate (08/18/2014) [-]
I love you.
#92 to #88 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #38 to #31 - torky ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Small animatronic toy version when?
User avatar #39 to #38 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Good ******* question!
User avatar #73 to #38 - floran ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Dancing Baby Groot Toy
#54 to #31 - halor (08/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #42 to #31 - badgerbaiting (08/18/2014) [-]
I've been waiting for this clip to be released since I saw the film. ******* love baby Groot.
#86 - frigidalt ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
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#65 - dogziller (08/18/2014) [-]
here, you need this for a gotg thread.
#4 - lecorbi (08/18/2014) [-]
oh damn now the internet is going to flood with comics with homosexual versions of them exactly like happened to the Avengers.
oh damn now the internet is going to flood with comics with homosexual versions of them exactly like happened to the Avengers.
#77 to #4 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
******* faggots have to ruin every show
User avatar #79 to #4 - lavitts (08/18/2014) [-]
I just wanna see Drax and Gamora hate **** .
User avatar #13 to #4 - finblob (08/18/2014) [-]
Good
#55 to #4 - grantyboy (08/18/2014) [-]
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#69 to #4 - merodach (08/18/2014) [-]
And we'll love it.
And we'll love it.
#166 to #69 - lecorbi (08/18/2014) [-]
you're a fag
but I laughed my pants here
User avatar #16 to #4 - seratyo (08/18/2014) [-]
As soon as they showed up in the movie i thought "Welp, there's already weird furry/foliage porn of them right now..."
#128 to #16 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
I ******* love Guardians of the galaxy me being a furry or not, but i've been ******* terrified to go on any of my typical furfag sites incase someone ruins the sanctity of groot/rocket bromance.
#132 to #128 - seratyo (08/18/2014) [-]
People just ruin that 			****		. I hate that there's Kamina/Simon porn out there, those level of bros should never evolve into 			*******		 IMO...   
   
I know how you feel dude.
People just ruin that **** . I hate that there's Kamina/Simon porn out there, those level of bros should never evolve into ******* IMO...

I know how you feel dude.
#84 to #16 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
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Yep. It does exist.

(Warning: Gay **** furry, foliage.)
User avatar #89 to #84 - seratyo (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna click (I also can't because Britain huhuhuh) but am I correct in thinking that it is also tentacle/vine porn?
User avatar #143 to #89 - Aladdin (08/18/2014) [-]
Nope. It's what I assume would be a very splintery and uncomfortable blowjob.
User avatar #116 to #89 - quoterox (08/18/2014) [-]
wait, britain restricts the sites you can go to?
#125 to #116 - seratyo (08/18/2014) [-]
Some ISPs auto set you to homesafe parental 			****		... I'm not sure where it's going but I believe an anti-porn thing's coming round maybe...
Some ISPs auto set you to homesafe parental **** ... I'm not sure where it's going but I believe an anti-porn thing's coming round maybe...
User avatar #126 to #125 - quoterox (08/18/2014) [-]
Well, looks like a reason to move to canada! Free healthcare minus the porn censors!

Coming from an american
#129 to #126 - seratyo (08/18/2014) [-]
Well, certain ISPs are doing it. They do the same thing with torrent sites, but you can't unblock 'em by calling up and asking for it...
#108 - thearcher (08/18/2014) [-]
A Guardians of the Galaxy demands the use of this gif
A Guardians of the Galaxy demands the use of this gif
#1 - frankjeager ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Rocket's adorable
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#141 - sirstupidpanda (08/18/2014) [-]
Saw the movie yesterday
#148 - bigshowsteveo (08/18/2014) [-]
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#82 - eddymolly (08/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #56 - fatspartan (08/18/2014) [-]
Whenever I heard Groot talk, I would always hear the Iron Giant first. I know it's mostly because Vin Diesel voiced them both, but I think it's also because they used the same voice mods on both of them.
#11 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
Haven't seen the movie yet, soo ...
From all these pics of a small Groot standing in a pot, I'm guessing he "dies" at some part in the movie and gets replanted in the end?
User avatar #121 to #11 - harbingerwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
Yes

Which sucks because i guessed that just before seeing it, only thing that was spoiled for me at least. The rocket/groot feels would have ******* killed me though hadnt i known.
#70 - paranoidzoid (08/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #136 - nITE ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
I demand a gif of groot dancing
#147 to #136 - iowndemostest (08/18/2014) [-]
I will fulfill your demand like the slut I am.
I will fulfill your demand like the slut I am.
#157 to #147 - nITE ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
#160 to #150 - nITE ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Hehe yay
#71 - gameshredder (08/18/2014) [-]
This makes me wonder, If Groot can continuously grow like a real tree, how large could he grow to?

Or does he have a predetermined size he can only grow to?
#72 to #71 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
i would think it uses up energy and the more he grows, the more energy he needs
#184 to #71 - neas (08/19/2014) [-]
Groot can grow to very large sizes according to the comic. This picture is just concept art but Groot's potential size is best shown in this picture.
#185 to #184 - neas (08/19/2014) [-]
This one is good too. Groot is a god damn powerhouse.
#186 to #185 - gameshredder (08/19/2014) [-]
It looks like he's attacking a Jaeger.
#111 to #71 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
There is a physical height limit to which any tree could grow. it's determined by capillary action, gravity, pressure, etc.
User avatar #115 to #111 - Lambda (08/18/2014) [-]
Somehow I think that Groot operates on another level.
User avatar #114 to #111 - gameshredder (08/18/2014) [-]
thank you treexplain
#29 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
Am I the only one questioning the fact that a new Groot grows from a random stick of the old one? If that is the case there should be thousands of the buggers kicking around since he gets his hands blown to sticks almost once a scene and they are probably as we speak invading the planet in which the original exploded at the end of the film...
User avatar #34 to #29 - drl (08/18/2014) [-]
or maybe its a certain part of groot that can be planted like he has a stick shaped seed in him or something
and are we really gonna question the reproduction of a fictional plant in space
#40 to #29 - purplegolem (08/18/2014) [-]
His soul attaches to the piece that is planted. Like wolverines soul attaches to half of him (if you cut parts off) so you dont just get infinite wolverines.
User avatar #30 to #29 - heartlessrobot (08/18/2014) [-]
There can only be one of him at a time. Only one will grow successfully.
User avatar #49 to #30 - indecisivejew (08/18/2014) [-]
How did Rocket know how to pick the right one? What if he had picked any of the other dozens of randoms sticks lying around?
User avatar #87 to #49 - Furubatsu (08/18/2014) [-]
The first one to be planted? It only works when it's planted
User avatar #51 to #49 - heartlessrobot (08/18/2014) [-]
Pretty sure Groot chooses the one he wants to grow out of.
User avatar #99 - Lewx (08/18/2014) [-]
Groot Cocoon - Guardians of the Galaxy Soundtrack (Original Score)

i cri evertim
User avatar #17 - dinonator (08/18/2014) [-]
whats the origin of the word ''groot''
User avatar #22 to #17 - PubLandlord (08/18/2014) [-]
Grass root - Groot ? Since he looks like he is made of roots ?
User avatar #18 to #17 - kyuux (08/18/2014) [-]
I don't know the origin but in Dutch it means ''big''.
User avatar #19 to #18 - dinonator (08/18/2014) [-]
i know someone was going to say that. this site is flooded with dutch people no offense its just weird because your country isnt that big
User avatar #21 to #19 - kyuux (08/18/2014) [-]
None taken. I have no idea why there so many of us on the internet.
User avatar #165 to #19 - toensix (08/18/2014) [-]
It's because we're such a small country with such a smaal language that we don't bother translating anything other then kids movies/shows to dutch and we just keep all the other stuff in English with subtitles. What this leads to is an entire nation with at least average understanding of the English language.

Sorry for grammar/spelling mistakes I'm kinda drunk right now.
User avatar #139 - timmylickens (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm still waiting for a good torrent of this because I'm a poor **** ...
User avatar #144 to #139 - breaken (08/18/2014) [-]
Suck it up, I'm poor as **** too but they earned the ticket price man.
User avatar #145 to #144 - timmylickens (08/18/2014) [-]
Suck it up.

Your words of wisdom have convinced me to delete everything I have ever torrented, send emails to the creators saying I'm sorry. And turn myself into the police.
User avatar #146 to #145 - breaken (08/18/2014) [-]
I didn't say all movies, just vouching for this one.
User avatar #152 to #146 - timmylickens (08/18/2014) [-]
Ok.

I'm still going to torrent it though.
User avatar #197 to #152 - breaken (08/19/2014) [-]
Do what you want, but there is sometimes movies are better in theaters then on your Packered-Bell
User avatar #198 to #197 - timmylickens (08/19/2014) [-]
But I dun hav a Packered-Bell hur derp.

I know, but I'm a poor pirate scum
#200 to #198 - breaken (08/19/2014) [-]
I meant that as a joke about an old ass computer, but it seems they are still in business damm.
User avatar #203 to #200 - timmylickens (08/21/2014) [-]
Ough nough.
User avatar #204 to #203 - breaken (08/21/2014) [-]
I know right.
User avatar #122 - pokemonstheshiz (08/18/2014) [-]
It's this type of **** that makes me not want to see the movie.
User avatar #133 to #122 - holycrapimacupcake (08/18/2014) [-]
So you don't want to see a movie because people are making content out of it? The **** kind of logic do you have?
User avatar #135 to #133 - pokemonstheshiz (08/18/2014) [-]
Because people keep putting out annoying, unfunny garbage of it. Turning into another ****** fandom. Kinda ruins it for me a bit. I get that that's a bit illogical, but it honestly does. They take everything good about the movie and just beat it to a pulp. Same **** happened with the avengers, luckily I saw that when it came out.
User avatar #137 to #135 - holycrapimacupcake (08/18/2014) [-]
Trust me, you'll ******* love the movie itself. I hate all the content too but I still went to see it regardless.
User avatar #138 to #137 - pokemonstheshiz (08/18/2014) [-]
I do intend to see it soon. I've heard nothing but praise for the actual movie itself
User avatar #140 to #138 - holycrapimacupcake (08/18/2014) [-]
The praise is well deserved, the jokes may not be for most people, but for those who can understand all the references to both the original comics, nd just the random **** they throw in then it's a brilliant product of screenplay.
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