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D&D Story. My favourite D&D story. OC. Playing as with same 1“: in ear green plays like an my character {Lawful him a mien hatee ' ? and tells him in drink

My favourite D&D story. OC

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User avatar #99 - Sabre [OP]
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stickied by Sabre
Initially, I was certain this would fail due to the "screen-capping your own comment isn't content" and "you're a thumbwhore" responses.

More than 450 thumbs and the front page later, I must admit I'm pleasantly surprised. Thanks FJ, this is my first post with more than about 30 thumbs.
#119 - Sabre [OP]
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stickied by Sabre
I'm making a point of trying to thumb up all D&D story comments. If yours does decently well, screencap it and post it. Or screencap it and post in in spite of how it does. I don't care, but mostly this is my way of throwing up two fingers to anyone who thinks this isn't proper content.
I'm making a point of trying to thumb up all D&D story comments. If yours does decently well, screencap it and post it. Or screencap it and post in in spite of how it does. I don't care, but mostly this is my way of throwing up two fingers to anyone who thinks this isn't proper content.
#1 - niggersrus
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You just posted your own comment to get more thumbs.
User avatar #66 to #1 - snakefire
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It was funny. Who cares?
User avatar #16 to #1 - limb
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I could care less if he's thumbwhoring. If it's funny it's funny.
#20 to #1 - Jowi
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I'd rather he posted it than someone else who read it and wanted front page
#45 to #20 - Sabre [OP]
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THANK YOU. That's exactly what I said.

Someone told me that "if it deserved to be content, someone else would have screencapped it."
Why the hell should someone else get thumbs for it, hmm?
User avatar #3 to #1 - Sabre [OP]
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Yeap. What's wrong with that?
#4 to #3 - niggersrus
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It just thumb-whoring. Clearly plenty of people have already seen you comment so there's no real need to cap it and upload it.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Sabre [OP]
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People post other peoples' comments as content for the sake of getting thumbs.

People post their own work as OC for the sake of getting thumbs.

Why not post one's own comment?
#6 to #5 - niggersrus
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Because its like sucking your own dick or laughing at your own joke. If it really needed to be content someone else would have capped it for you.
#8 to #6 - scooba
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I don't see the problem.  Isn't all OC just laughing at ones own joke?  Besides, what's wrong with liking thumbs?
I don't see the problem. Isn't all OC just laughing at ones own joke? Besides, what's wrong with liking thumbs?
#9 to #8 - niggersrus
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People make OC so people can laugh and then the jokes over. The difference is this guy has capped his own comment and posted in multiple times. Ive seen him post this same cap as a comment on other content.
#10 to #9 - scooba
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Lighten up.
Lighten up.
User avatar #72 to #6 - wliia
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Whats wrong with sucking your own dick?
User avatar #40 to #6 - catassassin
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I would totally suck my own dick if I could.
#67 to #6 - blancka
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If it didn't need to be content it would be thumbed down

/threaf
User avatar #7 to #1 - FearsomeDraken
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I'm actually happy he posted it. I would have missed out on the laugh since I never saw the comment.
User avatar #21 - protomanrulezz
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My first ever campaign, about session 7
>Make it to first large city
>Finish off a few quests we had to do, deliver a few packages, etc etc
>Stay at a hotel
>Few more things happen, go to see mayor, average campaign things
>I ask my DM if I can go kill a few thieves in the city
>he says I cant just find thieves like that
>"Okay, I walk outside the church, and yell 'what am I gonna do with all this gold in my pocket'"
>dm thinks for a second, says okay, roll a check
>I feel someone pick pocketing me
>I roll to attack, roll 20
>Swing my mighty longsword around
>Hit a child in the face, kill him instantly
>party surrounded by paladins
>whole party slaughtered by paladins
pretty great first campaign
#75 to #21 - mahjonicpanda
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WHOOPS, WAS THAT SOME OC HE JUST POSTED?   
   
Better call him out on it and yell for "thumb whoring".
WHOOPS, WAS THAT SOME OC HE JUST POSTED?

Better call him out on it and yell for "thumb whoring".
#105 to #21 - kingthatcrawls
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This is not OC, I've read this before.
User avatar #121 to #105 - protomanrulezz
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Probably posted by me...
#48 to #21 - uniowl
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i liked imagining you die
User avatar #61 to #48 - protomanrulezz
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You can post it as content if you want, I wont.
User avatar #139 to #61 - uniowl
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no man, this is your stuff. But thanks
User avatar #2 - rikter
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You see there mate. People liked your comment, and it is indeed a fine story. But a picture of your comment does not a content make.
#68 - ryzeabove
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My best story of Pathfinder
>playing a wizard, new to campaign
>started at level 2, entire party of level 6's and 7's
>spent most of the time horrified for my life
>in jungle of ******* t-rexes and cr-12 jellyfish monsters
>we end up riding some wyverns to our next location
>they fly up above a lake and begin a descent onto said lake, wings tucked in and free falling as fast as possible
>im on the second wyvern(all in a line), with the one carrying the donkey(cavaliers mount) in front
>i think for a little bit, ask about distances between the wyverns and whatnot
>feather fall the front wyvern and leap off of mine to fall away and watch the glorious experience about to befall my friends
>room goes silent for like 5 minutes (for those unsure, feather fall makes any target falling slow to a drastically slower fall speed, low enough that it wouldn't hurt to land anywhere)
>the wyvern in front instantly goes from like mach 2 fall speeds to barely moving, causing a 'pile-up' with wyverns
>the party proceeds to fall around 400 or 500 feet to the lake below, 1d6 damage per 10 feet
>nobody stood a chance, no one survives.
>mfw i tpk'd a group of 5-6 people all level 6-7 with a first level, non damaging spell
#51 - lordgeneral
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>be GMing a pathfinder homebrew
>flying ship n ****
>druid got drunk the night before and passed out in the bathtub
>gunslinger, rogue, and paladin up top, doin' their **** with the half-orc barbarian captain
>dragon-riding goblin troup out of the cloudbank.
>dragon attacks ship.
>drunk druid wakes up, but is hungover
>gunslinger starts attacking the dragon. can't shoot for **** with all the rocking
>rogue and paladin pretty ******* useless because none of the know how to use a cannon
>gunslinger too far away from the cannon
>druid pops up and starts attacking the dragon with his eagle familiar and a recently called in murder of crows
>gives one of the crows a bomb that they drop in the dragon's maw
>mfw the support is the only useful one in the party
#86 - darushiro
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First time playing D&D
>Flipping through books and manuals
> Figure out I can make a dwarf with a "strong butt"
>DM gets confused as to why I name my Dwarf "Mr. Strongbottom"
>wandering around town, figuring out where we want to go
>Friend runs off as a rogue and ends up finding some bad guys
>We follow them into sewers
>**************
>both of my friends end up dying, I'm the only one left
>Climb up ladder, and ask the DM if I can jump off and butt slam
>Dm laughs at me and says "you can try"
>end up rolling a 20
>Buttslam the 4 thieves and instakill
>Entire table looks at me in awe.
User avatar #117 to #86 - instakill
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Why the **** did you do that to me man? not cool.
#118 to #117 - darushiro
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I'm sorry, you looked like you needed a good butt in the face
User avatar #120 to #118 - instakill
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its k, but damn, I kinda want to share my D&D story
#133 to #120 - Sabre [OP]
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Do it. If you care even remotely about thumbs, then DEFINITELY post it.
As you can see, I got 65 thumbs when I posted this story as a comment. I got another 500 and counting for posting it as comment.
Funny D&D stories ought to be rewarded.
#122 to #120 - darushiro
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Do it
#19 - infiniteinsanity
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ok guys lemme tell you the story of ha-bi-ki and the bubba whore
>playing pathfinder with friends from pesterchum
>me and other player, hi-bi-ki, decide we are going to be little ***** and fill the campaign with shenanigans
>nothing major just some inside and dirty jokes at first
>we get to a new town and save it from goblins no biggy
>until we are told of the town brothel...
>DM is obviously against us going and wants us to get **** done
> we dont care we go anyway
>biggest mistake we have made so far
>now my character and hi-bi-ki are best friends. my character is Seredoc Trill a halfling rogue. Hi-bi-ki is a kitsune bard. A male kitsune bard.
>we go and order whores Seredoc, because i stopped ******* to the dm about the brothel, got 3 nice halfling whores.
>hi-bi-ki, whos player wouldn't stop talking, got male elf twins... and bubba
>bubba is a half orc
>twin elves hold hi-bi-ki while bubba has his way saying "everyones nervous at first, then they all come back for me"
>we leave and hi-bi-ki gets pissed at seredoc for not being there to stop it
>DM has player roll con for how long Hi-bi-ki walks with a limp
and that is one of the funniest things i have seen in pathfinder.
#41 to #19 - scornedbythenine
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>friends from Pesterchum   
knew someone would end up with a dick in 'em   
   
but how the **** can you play online ?, our online games descend into stupidity faster than irl
>friends from Pesterchum
knew someone would end up with a dick in 'em

but how the **** can you play online ?, our online games descend into stupidity faster than irl
User avatar #43 to #41 - infiniteinsanity
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We use app.roll20.net and we try to be serious to the rules to a degree if you're going to make a campaign keep it in line like one friend does, also do you happen to have a pester chum?
User avatar #44 to #43 - scornedbythenine
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i've registered with roll 20 before but my party all work at different times atm, so frustrating.

and yes I do, infallibleParasite

User avatar #46 to #44 - infiniteinsanity
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Well if you try to set a a weekly meeting time they might be able to work thier schedules around it

also, infinetInsanity i know its spelled wrong it was 1 am when i made the account.
User avatar #49 to #46 - scornedbythenine
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The problem with our group is we all agree that any time we want to play it must be for 5hours plus

We get into the swing and don't wanna stop. it means we usually end up planning a campaign months in advance.
User avatar #50 to #49 - infiniteinsanity
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well i dont know wha t to say to that buddy, sorry. i would say to try to keep it at regular to avoid confusion but im not good at time manegment :/
User avatar #52 to #50 - scornedbythenine
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It is one of the querks of our group but I love 'em.
Do you have any campaign recommendations for either Pathfinder or D&D?
Our group usually writes our own based on a vote on theme, setting ect so we rarely play proper structured campaigns.
#70 - logiblack
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The one and only best story.
#145 to #70 - anon id: bb3b817a
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I've read this one, I think from a different player's perspective. Maybe it was a copy cat. The player was Squidbits and one of his party members was a bear who became a high class citizen with a butler.

www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=16388178

Fourth post down, posted by sagiterios
User avatar #98 to #70 - moevleboevle
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I've have read it three times now and I laugh every damn time
User avatar #17 - gozoglontz
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im sad there isnt a nice online version of d&d :'(
User avatar #22 to #17 - protomanrulezz
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roll20.net
just add friends
#23 to #22 - NerdforChrist
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OMG THANK YOU I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOREVER!!!
OMG THANK YOU I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOREVER!!!
User avatar #24 to #23 - protomanrulezz
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I use it all the time
I have a campaign going for people here on FJ, with quite a few a my FJ friends.
We have people from other countries playing, and it makes it way easier to actually roleplay the character.
User avatar #25 to #24 - NerdforChrist
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pathfinder by chance?
User avatar #54 to #25 - lordgeneral
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look me up. Lord General
User avatar #140 to #54 - NerdforChrist
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how do you search for a specific person?
User avatar #141 to #140 - lordgeneral
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User avatar #142 to #141 - NerdforChrist
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found you sent you a message
User avatar #143 to #142 - lordgeneral
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I'll ccheck it out later
User avatar #144 to #143 - NerdforChrist
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awesome, ttythen
User avatar #26 to #25 - protomanrulezz
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One game of 3.5 and one of Pathfinder
I am also starting the Dragon Age tabletop soon
User avatar #27 to #26 - NerdforChrist
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Do you think the pathfinder group would be receptive to a full orc barbarian who worships Caiden Cailean?
User avatar #28 to #27 - protomanrulezz
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Probably not.
User avatar #29 to #28 - NerdforChrist
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Fair enough. Is there something that the group needs? ex.cleric, fighter
User avatar #30 to #29 - protomanrulezz
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Well right now the party is at all I can handle, with 7 players.
usually I do not like going over 5, but if anyone quits I will notify you.
User avatar #31 to #30 - NerdforChrist
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ok then have a good one, and thanks for the link anyway
User avatar #32 to #31 - protomanrulezz
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Tons of people use it, so if you just look through the campaigns looking for players you will probably find what you want
User avatar #18 - willindor
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And I thought that FATAL was messed up.
#73 to #18 - aesgard
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You might want to read this and have a look at the gallery before saying that anything is less messed up as FATAL.

1d4chan.org/wiki/FATAL
1d4chan.org/wiki/Anal_circumference
User avatar #39 to #18 - revanmal
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This **** is small potatoes compared to FATAL shenanigans.
#59 to #18 - ganondork
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*roll for anal circumference*