D&D Stories #6. uploading some stories I collected feel free to post your own in the comments. Anonymous 01/ 28/ 14( Tue) 00: 16 blcy. 29842236 F_ first time pl DnD 4Chan
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D&D Stories #6

uploading some stories I collected feel free to post your own in the comments

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Anonymous 01/ 28/ 14( Tue) 00: 16 blcy. 29842236 F_
first time playing 3. 5
Pplaying Elf Fighter.
Gooing through campaign
City, I believe it' s called
kind of a badass, 19 strength at level 4, decent 14 agility, lew intelligence and wisdom, somewhat geed Constitution make up.
Hist these ******* specter mother ******* guarding the gate . They give us a Choice.
ewe have to either prove one m us is the heir , or fight all 50 specters, none m us has special equipment that can bypass
the Specter' s 50/ 50 chance hit.
Suecide to declare our Dwarven Cleric the heir to .
ewe have to roll intelligence rolls.
mils a 4, Elven ranger mils a 10. Human mage rolls a 13.
hi mil a ******* natural 20.
hi pass the first check, we have to dc another One, same thing, everyone lews really ******* mil, I get an 18.
mere rolls happen, and I get both of them.
asks me: "And haw, in the realm m Kings Bane, (lees an Elf know this much abaut ."
testament of silence, rise up slowly and state: "l am the heir !!!"
******** Dwarven cleric freaks the **** taut: "DMI ARE YOU GOING TO LET HIM PULL THIS **** ? DO SOMETHING!"
decides put me up to the test m combat. Introduces main specter guard ****** , party bess level bitch, I have to him and win.
Fiight' s ******** , get many confirmed hits but I miss the damage rolls because of that 50/ 50 specter chance hit **** . Cain flips never my way.
Essentually, we' re both dawn about hp each.
leeks at me and says: " seems... we‘ re both about dead. It' s time end this. Prove yourself the true heir , or die."
charges me, but I' m tee quick, I sidestep and swing my greatsword into his side.
Hie 9 plus my damage.
him right there, tear his ******* specter side wt.
specters bow to me, and start chanting. "Our king, Our lord, the heir to has returned"
present me the key the city.
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#3 - someoneforamoment (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I swear people are playing D&D with hallucinogenics.
#2 - solarisofcelestia (07/12/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Who you gonna call?
User avatar #7 - sirbearington (07/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #27 - slippawinka (07/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Stop with the D&D stories you ass.. they are not funny. no one plays that **** anymore. STOP IT!! JUST STOP! DAMN YOU FOR SAVING JESUS !! OH MY LORD HOW MUST THOU FORGIVE THIS BOY FOR HIS SINS!
#32 to #27 - haidbz (07/12/2014) [-]
Is... Is this bait? It's so low quality, I can't even tell...
Anyways, you are either full of **** or have a really bad sense of humor in addition to being uninformed.
#12 - brothergrimm (07/12/2014) [-]
goddamn knife ears.....
goddamn knife ears.....
User avatar #13 - imtaric (07/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
source of the game never played it wanna know what it is.
#14 to #13 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
#38 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You can't counter attack someone when they attack you in DnD This isn't Rifts. I call ********
#26 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)


#23 - weirdfile (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**weirdfile rolled image** tl;dr
**weirdfile rolled image** tl;dr
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