D&D Stories #6. uploading some stories I collected feel free to post your own in the comments. Anonymous 01/ 28/ 14( Tue) 00: 16 blcy. 29842236 F_ first time pl
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D&D Stories #6

uploading some stories I collected feel free to post your own in the comments

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Anonymous 01/ 28/ 14( Tue) 00: 16 blcy. 29842236 F_
first time playing 3. 5
Pplaying Elf Fighter.
Gooing through campaign
City, I believe it' s called
kind of a badass, 19 strength at level 4, decent 14 agility, lew intelligence and wisdom, somewhat geed Constitution make up.
Hist these fucking specter mother fuckers guarding the gate . They give us a Choice.
ewe have to either prove one m us is the heir , or fight all 50 specters, none m us has special equipment that can bypass
the Specter' s 50/ 50 chance hit.
Suecide to declare our Dwarven Cleric the heir to .
ewe have to roll intelligence rolls.
mils a 4, Elven ranger mils a 10. Human mage rolls a 13.
hi mil a fucking natural 20.
hi pass the first check, we have to dc another One, same thing, everyone lews really fucking mil, I get an 18.
mere rolls happen, and I get both of them.
asks me: "And haw, in the realm m Kings Bane, (lees an Elf know this much abaut ."
testament of silence, rise up slowly and state: "l am the heir !!!"
Ffucking Dwarven cleric freaks the fuck taut: "DMI ARE YOU GOING TO LET HIM PULL THIS SHIT? DO SOMETHING!"
decides put me up to the test m combat. Introduces main specter guard fucker, party bess level bitch, I have to him and win.
Fiight' s bullshit, get many confirmed hits but I miss the damage rolls because of that 50/ 50 specter chance hit shit. Cain flips never my way.
Essentually, we' re both dawn about hp each.
leeks at me and says: " seems... we‘ re both about dead. It' s time end this. Prove yourself the true heir , or die."
charges me, but I' m tee quick, I sidestep and swing my greatsword into his side.
Hie 9 plus my damage.
him right there, tear his fucking specter side wt.
specters bow to me, and start chanting. "Our king, Our lord, the heir to has returned"
present me the key the city.
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#3 - someoneforamoment (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I swear people are playing D&D with hallucinogenics.
#2 - solarisofcelestia (07/12/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Who you gonna call?
User avatar #7 - sirbearington (07/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
GROWL. -snort- HFFT HFFT GROWLROR, GRR GROWLYROARYGROWL.
User avatar #27 - slippawinka (07/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Stop with the D&D stories you ass.. they are not funny. no one plays that shit anymore. STOP IT!! JUST STOP! DAMN YOU FOR SAVING JESUS !! OH MY LORD HOW MUST THOU FORGIVE THIS BOY FOR HIS SINS!
#32 to #27 - haidbz (07/12/2014) [-]
Is... Is this bait? It's so low quality, I can't even tell...
Anyways, you are either full of shit or have a really bad sense of humor in addition to being uninformed.
#12 - brothergrimm ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
goddamn knife ears.....
goddamn knife ears.....
#23 - weirdfile (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**weirdfile rolled image** tl;dr
**weirdfile rolled image** tl;dr
User avatar #13 - imtaric (07/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
source of the game never played it wanna know what it is.
#14 to #13 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
title
#26 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
GO TO /TG/

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