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D&D Stories #3. Uploading some stories I collected feel free to upload yours in the comments. A d El 01 N ltin KB, SEED, ) Pplaying a 3. 5 [ED game with a few f

Uploading some stories I collected feel free to upload yours in the comments

A d El 01 N
ltin KB, SEED, )
Pplaying a 3. 5 [ED game with a few friends
Ffriends are playing Cleric, Fighter, Wizard, and Bard.
xi roll Rogue
all leek normal except fer bard, Somethings a little bit eff
it up to my inexperience with bards
gees en
we 12th level PCs, we manage detract down the BEES (Classic evil wizard bent en becoming a lich) through ) me godly mils
obviously made fer much higher levels
PTPK is expected, party is warned and we all proceed anyway, all die except the bard who never entered the encounter area
hangs back, begins to bring his plan into action in another room
DDM asks what he wants to do
Tresses a DEB and says "Rowling's summon death"
**** , he has everything he needs to summon the divine passes fer "death" in airgame
GGM okay' s the attempt
Unatural 20
Adeath appears in adieus of smoke in flynt ofthe bard
Adeath demands to know why "he" was summoned
challenges him to a musical duel
eh wish if he wins, his life is forefeet if he loses
all ever the table. I' m beginning to understand what he' s doing.
is a fiddler
Adeath has amazingly high perform, rolls well, bard leeks completely screwed
rolls fer perform.
Unatural ******* EU.
Adeath is defeated, gives the bard his wish
Neighter himse get the party true resurrected
No. I want a solid geld fiddle"
leeks at him with no idea what he' s doing
Eeverything clicks in my mind. Completely understand what he' s been building and setting up since level l
Doakes his fiddle, death vanishes in adieus of smoke
walks interne reem, lured by the sound ofthe musical duel
takes him by surprise and hits him ever the head with the golden fiddle
mils fer damage
play with expiating dice
5 after B after E
damage when all is said and done
drops dead at his feet
Sentire table is silent
MMFW
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User avatar #4 - unfairlybanned (07/12/2014) [-]
Is this a song reference?

Cause if it is, I get it.
User avatar #6 to #4 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
yeah the devil went down to georgia
User avatar #7 to #6 - justinsane (07/12/2014) [-]
but wouldnt a solid gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound cruddy?
User avatar #8 to #7 - unfairlybanned (07/12/2014) [-]
I imagine it sounding like Daft Punk trying to play classical music.
User avatar #9 to #8 - justinsane (07/12/2014) [-]
junk quality, but whatever

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mFTS43QkA4
#10 to #6 - yukieirian (07/12/2014) [-]
Also futurama, but i think they were referencing DWDTG themselves so oh well
#14 - kraagmar (07/12/2014) [-]
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best there's ever been.
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best there's ever been.
#3 - solarisofcelestia (07/12/2014) [-]
Amazing.
Amazing.
#18 - brothergrimm ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
anybody?
User avatar #19 to #18 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
that in of itself is referencing the devil went down to georgia
User avatar #20 to #19 - brothergrimm ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm from mississippi dude..... this isn't news. i know that song by heart.
User avatar #21 to #20 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
ok no need to be a dick about it
#22 to #21 - brothergrimm ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
lemme fix that. i'm seriously not trying to be a dick, just the guy getting beaten over the head with the golden fiddle reminded me of that scene from futurama.  forgive me merciful OP
lemme fix that. i'm seriously not trying to be a dick, just the guy getting beaten over the head with the golden fiddle reminded me of that scene from futurama. forgive me merciful OP
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
its k
#11 - funnychunk (07/12/2014) [-]
I always get confused for a bit, because the RPG I play has 20 as the **** up and 1 as the best thing you can roll.

I was once stuck in a tunnel, two dwarfs behind me with their axes ready; I was unable to move (That's what I got for playing a 6'10 barbarian), unable to draw any weapon.
Then I got an idea, my ass was on one level with their faces: I roll to let out a massive, disgusting fart - roll 20 - Shat my pants, my asshole left bleeding.
The dwarfs stop, one has to puke from the stench.
MFW they left me there, stuck until my teammates blew up the tunnel so I could leave.
MFW I saved my life by ******** my pants.
#1 - solarknight ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
sweet
User avatar #15 - sirbearington (07/12/2014) [-]
GROWRL GRR HRRFT GROWL GRRN HRGHGHR.
User avatar #16 to #15 - bearingtonbutler (07/12/2014) [-]
Indeed, sir. "Trust not the bard, for he follows no logic and will almost certainly try to steal your wench; yet always have one around, because they tend to be lucky bastards."
#27 - roneffinswanson (07/12/2014) [-]
Chicken in a bread-pan pickin' out dough
#28 - crazylance (07/14/2014) [-]
I ought to get a reaction pic which is laughing vigorously, this story was top notch and I god-damned love Bards.
#26 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** tl;dr
#24 - tomjay (07/12/2014) [-]
>125 damage with explosive dice
User avatar #13 - trololololol (07/12/2014) [-]
exploding dice?
User avatar #17 to #13 - jjamesgordon (07/12/2014) [-]
If you get the highest possible roll (six for a six-sided, twelve for a d12) you get to roll again and keep adding. I don't play with them because I played with a bunch o douchebags who loaded their die.
#25 to #13 - tomjay (07/12/2014) [-]
It's usually played in different game systems than D&D tho, it works the same as jjamesgordon said. Although rolling 125 would have him roll 6 like 20 times in a row...so yeah, ******** that never happened for 500
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