D&D Stories #1. uploading stories I collected feel free to post your own in the comments. Pstart up campaign. Dplayer asks "ls gay marriage allowed in this king
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D&D Stories #1

uploading stories I collected feel free to post your own in the comments

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Pstart up campaign.
Dplayer asks "ls gay marriage allowed in this kingdom'?"
answer, “Ne, marriage is mostly fer alliance, children, and the deary. But we' ll say hetrosexuality is cholera-"
character immediately sets off en a quest m overthrew the king, usurp the throne (despite lack cf claim) and insists gay marriage.
of party gets dragged alang, because they think playing rebels might be more fun than killing lich es.
him a gem spot despite thinking this is the mast retarded premise fer a campaign ever.
Paarty can' t drum up enaugh support fer pmag marriage rebels, they try find support fer democracy.
I ' m threw them a hens and let them start a war fer democracy.
cut [r] 'JIM, -hhol Append the whale campaign fighting battles, intrigue, actually net a bad campaign.
Dplayer gets name president and makes her first act m legalize gay mannage.
mks she' s signing the law, the clouds gather and a the entire tawn is massacre by an army cf undead soldiers.
What the **** , !"
3-“ I teld mu full well that you had kill that lich befire he completes the ritual and ushers in an age cf elem darkness., Appa bently, mu draught gay marriage was mere important than net
getting killed by an army cf zambies and skeletons."
GGOOD END, in my beck
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Submitted: 07/11/2014
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User avatar #14 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (07/12/2014) [+] (20 replies)
stickied by xxhadesflamesxx
Still looking for at least one more player in my sunday game, PM me if interested
User avatar #1 - kodiaxeattacks (07/11/2014) [+] (8 replies)
It's like a metaphor
User avatar #4 to #1 - hiukuss (07/11/2014) [-]
Kill liches before legalizing gay marriage?
#6 - Sworley ONLINE (07/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
if only we could kill off self righteous people, who think gay marriage is the most important issue today, with an undead army.
#2 - include (07/11/2014) [-]
Her FW
#23 - warlockrichard ONLINE (07/12/2014) [+] (24 replies)
#7 - rockmanfan (07/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
this is the greatest ending i've ever heard.
pic unrelated.
#16 - rundas (07/12/2014) [+] (14 replies)
About to run a session, anyone have advice for a new DM?
User avatar #17 to #16 - charredenay (07/12/2014) [-]
Don't freak out when a quest gets derailed. Just ask your group for a moment to reorganize and think about how to repurpose the encounters you already have planned to fit the new agenda.
#61 - youlikeme (07/12/2014) [-]
**youlikeme rolled image**   
liches before crazy bitches, or you'll end up in stitches
**youlikeme rolled image**
liches before crazy bitches, or you'll end up in stitches
#31 - acemcgunner (07/12/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled image** mfw I think we should take care of bad guys first
#3 - shacmaster ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
DMFW
DMFW
User avatar #138 - Unholyken (07/12/2014) [-]
>Start campaign to find a cult in a city.
>My entire group consist of 3 fighters and one mage and one druid one one gnarly bard (me)
>Start them off at a gate, with a guard letting people in.
> Instead of talking to the guard the 3 fighters decide to attack the guard, they kill him and run into the city
>DM thought this was funny enough he didnt send more guards. fighters where pissed
>Group decides to go to the pub to find info. once we get into pub Druid turns into a lobster and asks me to play him a gnarly rift.
>DM wants to see where this is going so he lets us do our **** .
>Rock Lobster and I are attracting attention.
>Rock Lobster and I are surrounded by drunks.
>one of the fighters yells out "Hey where the **** is the cult at?!"
>Bartender yells at him "They are in the stables"
>The 3 fighters leave for the stables while Rock Lobster and I play for drunkards entertainment
>3 Fighters enter the stables and ask the stable boy, "aye little twat wheres the cult"
>"Oh the Colt? hes in that stall over there"
>3 fighters go over to a stall and see a baby horse
>1 fighter yells out "We found the cult, NOW DIE" and kills horse
> we all leave as the city is burning and robed men are sacrificing people and we are smiling.
>Mark XP for finishing quest, I leveled not a bad campaign.
User avatar #99 - screwyouman (07/12/2014) [-]
During a Thursday game, the DM brought over his friend. Friend made dark and secretly evil half-dragon half-human thief character, who's parents were slaughtered by our enemy. I was a gnoll shaman that was raised by human peasants.

Our big bad guy was the Wraith King who liberated shadows from their owners and made them kill said owners. The Wraith King is planning to bring literal eternal darkness so his shadows could take over the world and consume it.

They're basically humans who's shadows turned against them and replaced said human.

Friend is an asshole and derails the adventure by constantly going to places we shouldn't go. One time, we were near a village in which the Hivemind tore through. There was this house that looked like a nursery. Friend makes us go into nursery and we encounter *DADADA!* the bodies of the Friend's character. He swears to avenge them and even derails the adventure even further by making us follow this general.

**** this. I kill him . Insta kills requires two 20s. Perfect ******* roll. Asshole shouts at me and never returns. We go on and eventually kill the Wraith King. Turns out we were just high on a drug for days and we slaughtered an entire country and their king.
User avatar #21 - xsnowbanex ONLINE (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I know I can google this, but id rather get an answer from my kin. Are there any good online D&D groups? Also, I've never played so keep that in mind
User avatar #12 - plopermon (07/12/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Reading these make me regret never picking up D&D
#9 - jacodpwns (07/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #5 - bakinboy ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
great
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#104 - hardcoreman has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#107 to #106 - hardcoreman (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm retarded pic unrealated
#68 - pappanoodles (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
so I've been playing D&D not so long now , only a couple times. but ya know , the group of friends I do it with still have life's and so do I. So it's hard to come together to play and I was wondering is there something to play it online or something , cuz i really enjoy it.
User avatar #75 to #68 - kavrick ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
There's a way to do it roll20.net/
User avatar #63 - somethingpants (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I tried to get into D&D a few months ago, but none of my friends took it too seriously and the only one not constantly chatting or on their cellphones wasn't that into the roleplay aspect, so he was just there because we're friends and he didn't want to disappoint me it sounds really fun when people have friends that play properly. and playing online doesn't have the same allure.
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