D&D Stories #1. uploading stories I collected feel free to post your own in the comments. Pstart up campaign. Dplayer asks "ls gay marriage allowed in this king DnD 4Chan
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D&D Stories #1. uploading stories I collected feel free to post your own in the comments. Pstart up campaign. Dplayer asks "ls gay marriage allowed in this king

uploading stories I collected feel free to post your own in the comments

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Pstart up campaign.
Dplayer asks "ls gay marriage allowed in this kingdom'?"
answer, “Ne, marriage is mostly fer alliance, children, and the deary. But we' ll say hetrosexuality is cholera-"
character immediately sets off en a quest m overthrew the king, usurp the throne (despite lack cf claim) and insists gay marriage.
of party gets dragged alang, because they think playing rebels might be more fun than killing lich es.
him a gem spot despite thinking this is the mast retarded premise fer a campaign ever.
Paarty can' t drum up enaugh support fer pmag marriage rebels, they try find support fer democracy.
I ' m threw them a hens and let them start a war fer democracy.
cut [r] 'JIM, -hhol Append the whale campaign fighting battles, intrigue, actually net a bad campaign.
Dplayer gets name president and makes her first act m legalize gay mannage.
mks she' s signing the law, the clouds gather and a the entire tawn is massacre by an army cf undead soldiers.
What the **** , !"
3-“ I teld mu full well that you had kill that lich befire he completes the ritual and ushers in an age cf elem darkness., Appa bently, mu draught gay marriage was mere important than net
getting killed by an army cf zambies and skeletons."
GGOOD END, in my beck
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Submitted: 07/11/2014
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User avatar #14 - protomanrulezz (07/12/2014) [+] (20 replies)
stickied by xxhadesflamesxx
Still looking for at least one more player in my sunday game, PM me if interested
#7 - rockmanfan (07/11/2014) [-]
this is the greatest ending i've ever heard.
pic unrelated.
#11 to #7 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
that is a better version of my wallpaper it looks like i have a new wallpaper
#38 to #36 - othagovna ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
#2 - include (07/11/2014) [-]
Her FW
#6 - Sworley (07/11/2014) [-]
if only we could kill off self righteous people, who think gay marriage is the most important issue today, with an undead army.
#39 to #6 - magickarcher (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, I agree by far that it isn't the most important issue. However, just because there are more important things doesn't mean that it's not important in itself; it still needs a little bit of looking into, although I'll also agree that some idiots are too self-righteous about it.   
   
I want to be able to marry my future boyfriend when I get older as much as any other gay guy, but there's no reason to get outright violent and dramatic whenever the issue isn't being talked about or when something else has caught the attention of the government. Those people make it worse for everyone, especially the people they're trying to help.
Yeah, I agree by far that it isn't the most important issue. However, just because there are more important things doesn't mean that it's not important in itself; it still needs a little bit of looking into, although I'll also agree that some idiots are too self-righteous about it.

I want to be able to marry my future boyfriend when I get older as much as any other gay guy, but there's no reason to get outright violent and dramatic whenever the issue isn't being talked about or when something else has caught the attention of the government. Those people make it worse for everyone, especially the people they're trying to help.
User avatar #120 to #39 - Sworley (07/12/2014) [-]
yeah i wasnt saying that it had no importance, i just feel it has gotten blown out of proportion to distract from other issues. for me at least ive always felt, you'ree not the one getting married, so you dont really have a say against it.
#28 to #6 - bann (07/12/2014) [-]
Probably not the most important to people who aren't gay, but it's admittedly got a pretty straightforward answer
#61 - youlikeme (07/12/2014) [-]
**youlikeme rolled image**   
liches before crazy bitches, or you'll end up in stitches
**youlikeme rolled image**
liches before crazy bitches, or you'll end up in stitches
#3 - shacmaster (07/11/2014) [-]
DMFW
DMFW
User avatar #1 - kodiaxeattacks (07/11/2014) [-]
It's like a metaphor
User avatar #4 to #1 - hiukuss (07/11/2014) [-]
Kill liches before legalizing gay marriage?
User avatar #32 to #4 - othagovna ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Where are we supposed to find a lich in this day and age?

Plus, even if you do find one you would have to make sure it's not just some meth addict who looks like a lich.
#41 to #32 - Orc (07/12/2014) [-]
Sand gentleman of colors.
#74 to #32 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
Clearly all the liches are dead, so now we legalize gay marriage. It's only natural.
User avatar #158 to #74 - othagovna ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Careful now. You don't want to go and rile up the people who lobby for the rights of the undead.
#146 to #4 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
I'd support this policy.
#121 to #4 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
kill liches before tending to fabulous and sparkly bitches

sounds better
#65 to #4 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
you are retarted and so is your joke. don't why you get all those pinkies
#31 - acemcgunner (07/12/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled image** mfw I think we should take care of bad guys first
User avatar #138 - Unholyken ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
>Start campaign to find a cult in a city.
>My entire group consist of 3 fighters and one mage and one druid one one gnarly bard (me)
>Start them off at a gate, with a guard letting people in.
> Instead of talking to the guard the 3 fighters decide to attack the guard, they kill him and run into the city
>DM thought this was funny enough he didnt send more guards. fighters where pissed
>Group decides to go to the pub to find info. once we get into pub Druid turns into a lobster and asks me to play him a gnarly rift.
>DM wants to see where this is going so he lets us do our **** .
>Rock Lobster and I are attracting attention.
>Rock Lobster and I are surrounded by drunks.
>one of the fighters yells out "Hey where the **** is the cult at?!"
>Bartender yells at him "They are in the stables"
>The 3 fighters leave for the stables while Rock Lobster and I play for drunkards entertainment
>3 Fighters enter the stables and ask the stable boy, "aye little twat wheres the cult"
>"Oh the Colt? hes in that stall over there"
>3 fighters go over to a stall and see a baby horse
>1 fighter yells out "We found the cult, NOW DIE" and kills horse
> we all leave as the city is burning and robed men are sacrificing people and we are smiling.
>Mark XP for finishing quest, I leveled not a bad campaign.
User avatar #99 - screwyouman (07/12/2014) [-]
During a Thursday game, the DM brought over his friend. Friend made dark and secretly evil half-dragon half-human thief character, who's parents were slaughtered by our enemy. I was a gnoll shaman that was raised by human peasants.

Our big bad guy was the Wraith King who liberated shadows from their owners and made them kill said owners. The Wraith King is planning to bring literal eternal darkness so his shadows could take over the world and consume it.

They're basically humans who's shadows turned against them and replaced said human.

Friend is an asshole and derails the adventure by constantly going to places we shouldn't go. One time, we were near a village in which the Hivemind tore through. There was this house that looked like a nursery. Friend makes us go into nursery and we encounter *DADADA!* the bodies of the Friend's character. He swears to avenge them and even derails the adventure even further by making us follow this general.

**** this. I kill him . Insta kills requires two 20s. Perfect ******* roll. Asshole shouts at me and never returns. We go on and eventually kill the Wraith King. Turns out we were just high on a drug for days and we slaughtered an entire country and their king.
User avatar #21 - xsnowbanex (07/12/2014) [-]
I know I can google this, but id rather get an answer from my kin. Are there any good online D&D groups? Also, I've never played so keep that in mind
User avatar #81 to #21 - Greevon (07/12/2014) [-]
There is one guy further up in the comments section looking for another player to join his group, so there's a lot of online groups. D&D specifically is an easy game to start with, but there seem to be groups for almost any pen and paper RPG somewhere online. I mean, except the rather obscure games that got discontinued or were just never popular.
User avatar #12 - plopermon (07/12/2014) [-]
Reading these make me regret never picking up D&D
User avatar #27 to #12 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Well then; pick it up. It's never too late.
#83 to #27 - chords ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
but its so complicated , and i have trouble with finding a group for new people .
User avatar #85 to #83 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
message the person farther up he set up a game for new players that is starting on starting again on sunday and they need someone else
also he knows what he is doing so he will help also I am the Cleric in it
#88 to #85 - chords ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
okie dokie , what time zone is it in ? because im still in school ( also age limits were stopping me before)
User avatar #93 to #88 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
he has never asked for age and its only with people from FJ so everyone there is a 2 year old
eastern standard noon on Sundays discluding tomorrow because of reasons
#94 to #93 - chords ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
ah okie dokie , also is it GMT time ?
User avatar #96 to #94 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
no its EST although its not large enough a difference to make it an issue I don't think anyway message him because there are still other people trying to get in to although none to seriously from the last message he sent me
#113 to #96 - chords ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
okay this is goig to sound really dumb but ive never used the search function on funnyjunk before , so could you perhaps link me to his profile ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
I tagged the comment and its on this page
#159 to #114 - chords ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
one more question , is it 2 or 3.5 ?
User avatar #160 to #159 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
3.5 but I doubt you will get in at this point he said he got over 100 messages
#161 to #160 - chords ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
ahhh fair enough . ill just check roll20
#115 to #114 - chords ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
ah okay thanks ^_^
#97 to #96 - chords ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
okie dokie ^_^
#9 - jacodpwns (07/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #5 - bakinboy (07/11/2014) [-]
great
#139 - imostlyroll (07/12/2014) [-]
That was so good I cannot even come up with a good response. So take my thumb, fav., and this unrelated picture of what I imagine is the perfect "Up you'res!" reaction.
#67 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
>Zombie and skeletons FW
User avatar #63 - somethingpants (07/12/2014) [-]
I tried to get into D&D a few months ago, but none of my friends took it too seriously and the only one not constantly chatting or on their cellphones wasn't that into the roleplay aspect, so he was just there because we're friends and he didn't want to disappoint me it sounds really fun when people have friends that play properly. and playing online doesn't have the same allure.
User avatar #86 to #63 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
might be a gameshop near you
User avatar #152 to #86 - somethingpants (07/12/2014) [-]
Definitely not in my town because it's too small to have a grocery store, but I might check around in the bigger towns. I'm gonna move to Lubbock next year, so maybe there'll be one there
User avatar #46 - bmpcdb (07/12/2014) [-]
Where are y'all going to be able to play this online?
User avatar #87 to #46 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
roll20.net/
has most of what you need although skype is easier for voice chat
User avatar #163 to #87 - bmpcdb (07/13/2014) [-]
Thank you
#71 to #46 - theonemica (07/12/2014) [-]
When I played D&D online, I used skype for IC (in character), IRC for OOC and dice rolls, and Google Docs Excel for maps.
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