D&D Stories #1. Uploading D&D stories I collected feel free to upload yours in the comments. Anonymous ( Thu) 16: 00 I' been that guy before Helose friend t DnD 4Chan elton John
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D&D Stories #1

D&D Stories #1. Uploading D&D stories I collected feel free to upload yours in the comments. Anonymous ( Thu) 16: 00 I' been that guy before Helose friend t

Uploading D&D stories I collected feel free to upload yours in the comments

Anonymous ( Thu) 16: 00
I' been that guy before
Helose friend tries to run a 3. 5 game with a few guys that he knows, he' s neato Dming
Hells us to roll characters beforehand, we' re going to be doing a generic fantasy game while he works out the basics
on game daito see that the rest ofthe party, four otherways, have all built angsty animu characters that are "Z( OMG SC) EVIL"
are doing the "I' m in a war on
two fronts- The monsters I fight while I adventure and the monsters inside of we elf" evil characters
is a furrybait tries to turn everything sexual
bl brought . gnome sorcerer
faabulous, gaudy, constantly happy, and focused on the flashiest spells possible
Melton John in gnome form
Anonymous ( Thu) 16: 00
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high charisma and good rolls, I quickly end up as the party face
interfere with the horrible grimdark roleplaying through use of bags and strategically placed magic
missiles and hares
MDM loves it, even though grimdark animu heroes keep derailing the story's put themselves in the spotlight as TOME SC)
puts it right back on track again everytime they do
MDM gets fed up with player angst and wants to end the campanion
steps into action
for a long time out of sight ofthe partido gather everything I need to achieve
is and has always been Lawful Evil
a plan in motion to kill offere party in ways that can never be traced backto me, needing the jonnytheg have.
Sstill gaudy and fabulous, they all start to have "accidents" in combat that bring them to lower and lower health as the final dungeon run progresses
bin the end, it' sjust me and the furry, having killed the dragon BEES that wasjust trying to protect it' s young.
Shtanding in front ofa mountain offodd
begins into long monologue about how much angst he' s feeling and how evil he is for killing the dragon
overdo him
him on the shoulder
glitter in his eyes
his ass
the final stages of my transformation into a Itch
Ddable is silent
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#2 - reverfacro (07/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - blargtastic (07/12/2014) [-]
>Rolling 3.5 with some friends
>Campaign is basically time rift brings our characters from the past to the modern day
>Condition is we have to play in character, as in, we have no knowledge of anything from this time period
>Dragon appears
>Bama runs his happy barbarian ass across the black stone path to fight the dragon
>Gets smashed and splattered on the ground

>Stone path was a road
>Dragon was an ambulance
>Vehicular Homicide
#11 - thewiseass (07/12/2014) [-]
Here's one for ya OP!
User avatar #3 - infiniteinsanity ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
today on not explained quotes: "I throw the sack of babies at his head." "the one with the cod piece or the one without?"
User avatar #29 to #3 - thefates ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
"What are you even going to do with all of those hands?"
User avatar #14 to #3 - gamagoriira (07/12/2014) [-]
"So, suggesting we roll dick-size back-fired on you, didn't it?"
"Wait, you're character's entire build is based around slipping things into and out of other people's asses?"
User avatar #18 to #3 - harryboom (07/12/2014) [-]
my group keeps a big list of these.
"That was the most intense two fingered moment of my life"
"Natural 20 on the miniquiche!"
"Can I put my mustachearang into my utility belt?"
"I invoke paella of science!"
"We worked it out through mutual application of sticky goo!"
"I can't make this into a sphere, you numpty!"
"That's how the dust was made!"
"Check his legs for cancer!"
"It doesn't matter! I use the tongs!"
"When I eat bananas, my mood changes."
"It's not at all treasonous, it's just chocolate icecream."
"You are under his metaphorical chicken wing."
"Can I parry his piss stream?"
"Can I make my pheramones smell like lasagna?"
"If it doesn't taste nice, I won't put it in or around my mouth."
"Do I crit with the porridge cannon?"
"Elephant trunk sleep gas snorkel."
"Luchadores are the original larpers!"
"I can't just do it!" "What do you need me do, to oil you up?!"
"Help me, I'm ******** microchips!"
"Do we see anything important on our way to Greggs?"
"No Tinky-Winky, please don't hurt me!"
"You look like some kind of slutty Quality Street!"
User avatar #19 to #18 - infiniteinsanity ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
"you cant put a fake mustache over your roiginal mustache and call it a disuise!"
User avatar #21 to #19 - harryboom (07/12/2014) [-]
i actually had a character in seventh sea who did that, a spanish guy called Miguel disguised as an english guy called Michael, with no change in accent
User avatar #20 to #18 - infiniteinsanity ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
also relevant: "have you seen a dwarf wearing an eyepatch he doesnt need?"

"what do you mean there are 50 dwarves in the basement with eyepatches murdering everyone?"
"is he wearing an eye patch?" "yes" "i shoot him in the face"
#4 to #3 - angelusprimus (07/12/2014) [-]
"Did you just pull a quarterstaff out of your ass?"
User avatar #6 to #4 - infiniteinsanity ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
"look i had to shoot it, it flippered me off"
User avatar #7 to #6 - misterblack (07/12/2014) [-]
"He looks like a giant cat in a giant litter box."
User avatar #9 - vortexrain (07/12/2014) [-]
I've never played D&D before. How do you do stuff like that behind peoples' back when you are sitting right in front of them? I don't get it.
#10 to #9 - dwarfboy ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Usually you write notes and hand them to the GM or plan off the game. In this case it was probably the latter mixed with the former.
User avatar #22 to #10 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
you could also probably just say you are wanting magical supplies for "something"
User avatar #30 - splinfinity (07/12/2014) [-]
That is beautiful. I pretty much always consider the "go evil and **** the party with magic lich powers" route whenever I play a wizard or sorcerer, but I never end up doing it.. and certainly never with this much pizzazz.
#24 - nyanturtwig (07/12/2014) [-]
I remember reading a story about some D&D type game. Some guy got invited to a game with a bunch of neckbeards in playing it. Their party crash lands on a different planet filled with furry creatures. Creatures start dragging them off one by one to rape them. Guy telling the story rolls to kill himself, and then leaves.
mfw reading that entire story
User avatar #16 - europe (07/12/2014) [-]
waht a twist
#8 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
You are the worst kind of person and thus have my greatest affections. I love you.
#26 - monkeysinabox (07/12/2014) [-]
**monkeysinabox rolled image**
User avatar #32 - tacticalhog ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Wasn't there a previous part to this story? About a glittery person who used a hippo spell because hippos kill alot of people? Or was that another story. Anyways, if you have it please share.
User avatar #23 - TheOriginalNerd ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
i have no idea what all this D&D stuff is but its so damn funny

if someone could explain it to the ill-informed nerd

cool beans
User avatar #25 to #23 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
google dungeons and dragons
User avatar #28 to #23 - mindsculptorjace (07/12/2014) [-]
you know all those RPG you love to play?

DnD is to them as Odin is to Thor.
#31 to #23 - dwarfboy ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Normally this would be the time to call in DnDexplain here but I can fill in. Dungeons and Dragons is a pen and paper, tabletop game. You fill out a character sheet and buy gear for him. As you progress you level up and gain more abilities. You use the abilities that you earn and the skills that you learn to dictate you're actions for you're character, and most of the funny stories here are people being incredibly clever with their abilities.
User avatar #33 to #31 - TheOriginalNerd ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
ah yes i understood that much

its just it seems way more complex than i remember hahaha

but thank you
#34 to #33 - dwarfboy ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
No prob. Happy to help!
User avatar #13 - doodooda (07/12/2014) [-]
Anyone have that greentext story about the Iraqi guys being invaded by the 12 year old "special forces"???
#27 to #15 - brothergrimm ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #15 - lolgonewrong ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
I tried to scroll down after clicking
User avatar #36 to #35 - naruske (09/23/2014) [-]
How did you end up on a post from 12th of July
User avatar #37 to #36 - lolgonewrong ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
How did you end up on a post on a post 12th of july :^]
#38 to #37 - naruske (09/23/2014) [-]
Your turn.
User avatar #39 to #38 - lolgonewrong ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
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