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#12 - cabooseboi ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Wait how'd they have any clue how many times they stabbed em if they ate em?  I'm legitimately confused here
Wait how'd they have any clue how many times they stabbed em if they ate em? I'm legitimately confused here
User avatar #14 to #12 - severepwner (04/28/2014) [-]
How would they tell even if they weren't eaten? I don't think that many stabs can even fit on a person to be able to count them.
User avatar #19 to #12 - kanduhuskedetder (04/28/2014) [-]
Whoa wait what
User avatar #20 to #19 - cabooseboi ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Did I confuse you?
User avatar #21 to #20 - kanduhuskedetder (04/28/2014) [-]
No, rather enlighten me.
#22 to #21 - cabooseboi ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
User avatar #31 to #25 - cabooseboi ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
It's beautiful
User avatar #42 to #12 - anthonyh (04/28/2014) [-]
Also how do you count 666 stab wounds?
#49 to #42 - cabooseboi ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Very closely?
User avatar #50 to #49 - cabooseboi ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Carefully*
User avatar #29 to #12 - zekeon (04/28/2014) [-]
One of them must have confessed.
User avatar #30 to #29 - cabooseboi ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Fair enough thought process, You're hired, You got the next case phelps
#1 - anon (04/27/2014) [-]
This was woefully unfunny. Stop posting this preteen ******** .
#2 to #1 - anon (04/28/2014) [-]
stop thumbing it
#37 to #1 - flnonymousseven (04/28/2014) [-]
not sure if you guys agree with this... or are just thumbing up ironically...
User avatar #47 to #37 - emptysuperman (04/28/2014) [-]
I agree. I hate tumblr and all the ******* "what's wrong with this website??" bullcrap.
#40 to #37 - lucidplatypus (04/28/2014) [-]
I agree. I think I'm getting older, and the funny junk users are getting  younger.
I agree. I think I'm getting older, and the funny junk users are getting younger.
#18 - anon (04/28/2014) [-]
You can probably eat them through a straw when they are stabbed so many thimes...
#28 - dmirish (04/28/2014) [-]
Dammit. It's just not fair. God hogs up all the good worshippers and we're left with all the dumbasses.
User avatar #32 to #28 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Isn't stupidity a sin in Satanism?
User avatar #56 to #32 - kanadetenshi (04/28/2014) [-]
That's the LaVeyan Satanists which don't worship satan but use the word satan in it's original hebrew meaning which is "opposer"
User avatar #44 to #32 - ScottP (04/28/2014) [-]
I thought the whole point was to commit ALL the sins
User avatar #45 to #44 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Apparently Satanism has rules just like all religions.
User avatar #34 to #32 - dmirish (04/28/2014) [-]
Couldn't tell ya. My comment was an "off the cuff" joke. I'm a confirmed atheist.
User avatar #36 to #34 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
You got a stamped atheist card and everything? Wow that's amazing.
User avatar #39 to #36 - dmirish (04/28/2014) [-]
yup stamped it myself with my anti-jesus stick.
User avatar #41 to #39 - dmirish (04/28/2014) [-]
Actually, it's more of a sheepskin stating I'm capable of independent, critical thought and respect for quantifiable, non-anecdotal evidence as opposed to an actual "card"
User avatar #6 - iluvmoney ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
is there enough room in a human body for 666 stabs ?
User avatar #9 to #6 - clifford (04/28/2014) [-]
more than that, you just have to get a little creative : )
User avatar #23 to #6 - freebrainsforall (04/28/2014) [-]
A GUIDE ON MAXIMUM STABBING

1. Start with small stabs, move onto progressively larger stabs as you run out of room.

2. If you're really pressed for space you can suture some of the stabs closed and stab the same spots again, but from different angles.

3. Alternatively, cut someone in half and start stabbing from the inside. You can also burn them heavily, so that the flesh you already stabbed will be gone and you can get to the deeper flesh.

4. Cut off the organs and stab them individually, replace the space inside with blood from other bodies. Remember, a stab only has to touch a part of the corpse to count as a stab to the body.

5. If your targets are young children it is advised to hold them captive in horrible conditions until they're of proper size. This has the added benefit of maximizing suffering.

6. If all else fails, cut off the limbs and attach them to new hosts. The power of Satan will guarantee that their bodies will accept the new limbs, and soon you will have 4 extra bodies for maximum stabbability.

#7 to #6 - bobthedilder (04/28/2014) [-]
Wanna find out?
#17 to #7 - exceeding ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
You call that a knife? bring it you son of a beautiful woman
#33 to #17 - bobthedilder (04/28/2014) [-]
Things have escalated....good....
#8 to #7 - iluvmoney ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
...
no pls
#35 to #8 - bobthedilder (04/28/2014) [-]
Well this is an interesting development.
#10 to #6 - angelusprimus (04/28/2014) [-]
Keep stabbing the same place?
User avatar #52 to #10 - anonymoose (04/28/2014) [-]
Then how does the news report know how many times they were stabbed?
#3 - enochian (04/28/2014) [-]
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#15 to #3 - Loppytaffy (04/28/2014) [-]
Rule one: If you mention Satan, Supernaturalists will appear   
Ruel two: they think he's cute and call him Luci. Don't question it.
Rule one: If you mention Satan, Supernaturalists will appear
Ruel two: they think he's cute and call him Luci. Don't question it.
#57 to #27 - Loppytaffy (04/28/2014) [-]
Rule 3: they speak in gifs. They have a gif for everything. Don't challenge it.
Rule 3: they speak in gifs. They have a gif for everything. Don't challenge it.
User avatar #26 - duedum (04/28/2014) [-]
"This site it litraly on durgs xD"
User avatar #38 - herpaderderp (04/28/2014) [-]
6+6+6 = 18
Last I checked, 18 wasn't particularly associated with satanism
6, 6 , 6 ≠ 666
User avatar #59 to #38 - capslockrage (04/29/2014) [-]
why would you add it up?
User avatar #43 to #38 - ScottP (04/28/2014) [-]
What are you talking about? 18 is the number of the devil
#46 to #38 - sunnyday (04/28/2014) [-]
Neither does 2664.
#55 - thesimonved (04/28/2014) [-]
If you praise the lord, you do it right. A little bit of effort is mandatory.
If you praise the lord, you do it right. A little bit of effort is mandatory.
#54 - obeysleepconform (04/28/2014) [-]
**obeysleepconform rolled image** This just in. Here is one of the russians killed and eaten.
**obeysleepconform rolled image** This just in. Here is one of the russians killed and eaten.
User avatar #48 - lotengo ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Maybe they stabbed them in the foot 666 times, with a needle.
User avatar #11 - doctortorhaug ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Shouldent it be some russian name instad of steve?
User avatar #13 to #11 - radratdude (04/28/2014) [-]
Steve Stevenovich Stevenov
User avatar #24 to #13 - doctortorhaug ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - ThatFuckingGuy (04/28/2014) [-]
** ************** rolls 914**
#4 - anon (04/28/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 850** hail satan
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