Crap... ummmm. .. no he has the same answers as me!
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#2 - iforgotmyothername (12/11/2013) [-]
no he has the same answers as me!
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#73 - sirbutterballs (12/12/2013) [-]
One guy next to me kept on cheating off me during 7th grade. I kept on getting yelled at by the teacher since he rushed to turn in his test before I did. So what I did is that I purposely got every single answer wrong in a major test. When he smugly came back from giving the teacher the test and saw me erasing every single answer, I thought I couldn't hold in my laughter. His faced looked as if he just stared into Satan's anus.    
MFW I got an A on that test... He didn't get a single answer right.
One guy next to me kept on cheating off me during 7th grade. I kept on getting yelled at by the teacher since he rushed to turn in his test before I did. So what I did is that I purposely got every single answer wrong in a major test. When he smugly came back from giving the teacher the test and saw me erasing every single answer, I thought I couldn't hold in my laughter. His faced looked as if he just stared into Satan's anus.
MFW I got an A on that test... He didn't get a single answer right.
User avatar #146 to #73 - yoloswaggins ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
This is the first I've seen Sips outside of reddit o:
User avatar #257 to #73 - captainpatters (12/12/2013) [-]
All hail sips. the true lord of us all
User avatar #192 to #73 - damianblu (12/12/2013) [-]
Pretty impressive getting a 0% though.

My high school history teacher used to give 150%'s on multiple choice only tests if you answered every question and got a 0%, but if you got a single question or more right, you got that grade.
It was pretty cool.
User avatar #210 to #192 - sirbutterballs (12/12/2013) [-]
Now that's a ******* high roller move.
User avatar #218 to #210 - damianblu (12/12/2013) [-]
I never tried. I was too chicken **** .

I'd settle with my B+ to A and be happy about it if I thought I had a test down.
User avatar #219 to #218 - sirbutterballs (12/12/2013) [-]
I can understand the dilemma... although it would be awesome as **** getting 150% on a finals test.
User avatar #222 to #219 - damianblu (12/12/2013) [-]
One of my best friends actually managed to get a -3% in that class. The same teacher would give you an option to answer a weekly question orally in front of the class (Something super ******* abstract from the chapter we were studying. You didn't get to know the question until you were up in front of the class) and if you got it right he would add 2% to your grade, but if you got it wrong he would subtract 2%. It was totally optional and would be up to you so it's not TOTAL ******** .

But yeah, this friend had gotten Mono really really bad and missed like every couple days of that class. He just eventually gave up but it was too late in the semester to drop it so he just sat through it. He had a 5% in the class and near the end of the semester he'd just try to answer the questions for fun.

He tried to do it four times, and failed all four times. Which lowered his grade from a 5% down to a -3%

It was pretty impressive.

I loved that teacher.
User avatar #217 to #210 - damianblu (12/12/2013) [-]
I know right?

Every couple tests you'd see some cocky kid do it and a few days later they'd be pissed off because they got like a 4% or something on an exam and it dropped their grade 7 or 8 percent. Funny **** .
#214 to #73 - mytrakytra (12/12/2013) [-]
I absolutely love that magnificent bastard.
I absolutely love that magnificent bastard.
User avatar #90 to #73 - wotterpatch (12/12/2013) [-]
you turned into the future president of canada?
#92 to #90 - sirbutterballs (12/12/2013) [-]
I liked that
I liked that
#93 to #92 - wotterpatch (12/12/2013) [-]
Thanks baby
#10 - ilovemyguns ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
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MFW finals this week.
#17 to #10 - anon (12/11/2013) [-]
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#11 to #10 - ilovemyguns ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
**ilovemyguns rolled a random image posted in comment #546140 at Pokemon **
This is what's riding me.
User avatar #7 - littleliz (12/11/2013) [-]
once, in middle school, used to be one of those "nerd" defined by ********* type. never studied constantly looking out the window quiet types who excelled in English specifically word memorization and at one point spelling. i sat next to one of those im going to be a gangster i dont need this **** types who constantly copied my tests. but the thing was the teacher loved him even though he was an absolute moron and all he did was yell cuss and ****** around in class. i always got near perfect scores on vocab tests but the big test the one worth 50% of our grade i failed because she said i copied off him. i cried for days because i had an A and it brought me to a D because i got a 0 and ******** got a perfect score.
User avatar #260 to #7 - butiloveu (12/12/2013) [-]
Why didn't you report this at you school direction/ your parents?

User avatar #263 to #260 - littleliz (12/12/2013) [-]
i have the kind of parents that would never believe a child. the teacher is always right no matter what.
User avatar #266 to #263 - butiloveu (12/12/2013) [-]
And the school direction?
I would have raged so hard, I mean
the teacher is abusing her position to **** your notes up.

In my class, if something wasn't correct with our teacher, we all complained about it till things work better.
User avatar #267 to #266 - littleliz (12/12/2013) [-]
hm we dont have a thing called a school direction. im not poor or anything but our school district is one of the worse in the states so i was forced to go there because of where i live. money was all they cared for education and proper teacher evaluation was minimal. like once a P.E teacher hit a student right in the face. he wasnt fired from the district. i had him for brazilian martial arts and he hit me too. thats the only time my parents believed me. he wasnt fired or arrested. thats how desperate this district was for teachers.
User avatar #268 to #267 - butiloveu (12/12/2013) [-]
Well, that just sad.
I understand now why you won't you kids in there.
User avatar #271 to #268 - littleliz (12/12/2013) [-]
i moved away anyway. in general its not a safe and ideal place to live
User avatar #12 to #7 - stupro (12/11/2013) [-]
You're an idiot.
User avatar #14 to #12 - littleliz (12/11/2013) [-]
aw thank you <3
User avatar #15 to #14 - imofcnotharveydent (12/11/2013) [-]
a teacher can't put the blame on you without proof or in a word against word competition or you must be living in USA (land of the free and just)
User avatar #16 to #15 - littleliz (12/11/2013) [-]
oh yes the land of the great...great ******** . i do live in the us. wherever you're from sounds alot better. i had to do SO much make up work to fix it. i even broke down and cried like right there when i got my test back. i had amazing grades and because of him i was ****** over. the next year she got a knife pulled out on her for being mean. not a day i would wish on someone but i definetly didnt feel bad for her. the kid never actually had a knife though.
User avatar #23 to #16 - zight (12/11/2013) [-]
once in first grade i was bullied by some ******** to the point where i fought back ONCE, and seeing as i didn't know perfect english. got left back.
User avatar #31 to #23 - littleliz (12/11/2013) [-]
im assuming you got in trouble that one time you fought back right?
User avatar #150 to #31 - zight (12/12/2013) [-]
Yea sorry for not pointing that out. sometimes when you type you assume people just know what you mean.
User avatar #153 to #150 - littleliz (12/12/2013) [-]
oh no i actually ask because sometimes you dont get in trouble. and i was going to say that its bs to get in trouble for standing up for yourself. how can we learn to live in a world where the bullies go un punished and we get punished for standing up. even if were standing next to the one standing up. i may have been small shy but once someone pushed my friend and i just started screaming my head off on the middle of class causing a huge scene. my friend was weak for the same reasons as me so we were close. i got bullied by the girl too so i had enough. i was sent to the office and um i forgot what it was called...the counseling where you go in which the bully and try to talk it out. um i think anger management. but this never did anything, i got a referal and the next day had my pokemon card smashed in a puddle. but i stood up for a friend, and thats all that mattered.
User avatar #158 to #153 - zight (12/12/2013) [-]
well around junior/senior time in highschool i started working out and becoming friends with jocks, assholes, just to diversify the kind of people i talk to. and I didn't change personality much, i would still try to help those that looked weaker and needed help, although they did act a bit douchy at times, but that's is probably because they had enough **** of others and they thought i was just messing with them or something, so they got really defensive over everything. I don't have anything against how they are, but i would try to point out to them that some things just aren't acceptable in society, for example, the kids that acted too weeabo, or the ones that wore a tail, had colored hair, was always slouching, i would try giving them advice but its like they wanted to be an outcast, to just later complain about how the world is **** . The world is not going to change to any one's like it, so either learn to change or you are going to have it harder. I stopped many people from getting bullied, but i wasn't exactly Popular, i just knew a lot of people, so i couldn't help out much.
#227 to #158 - thecrayzeeman (12/12/2013) [-]
You said you hanged out with douches and jocks. The outcasts saw you as one of them and didn't want your help. Every time you tried to help them, they felt they were being mocked, or attacked.

Also, as much as outcasts complain about being one, we do secretly love it. Personally, I embraced it, and stopped giving a **** . It didn't change my social status at all, I was still considered a freak, but it made me feel a little better.
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User avatar #238 to #227 - zight (12/12/2013) [-]
well mostly i did, but i also hung out with my "wierd" friends at times to, when i felt like i wanted to talk about video games, etc.., im sure they must have seen me. and i didn't realize you could enjoy complaing so much. you masochist you
#278 to #238 - thecrayzeeman (12/12/2013) [-]
Apparently reading replies correctly is frowned upon on FJ I didn't mean the complaining, I meant the fact that they're outcasts. Trust me, in every outcast there is a part of him/her that loves the little world they're stuck in. Song related.

Celldweller - Own little World
User avatar #162 to #158 - littleliz (12/12/2013) [-]
haha i know what kind of people you're talking about. they always complained about never being liked and i said just take off your ears and maybe people wont think you're weird.
#44 to #7 - anon (12/11/2013) [-]
maybe quit being a little ******* bitch
User avatar #46 to #44 - littleliz (12/11/2013) [-]
come on anon log in and say it and then ill take your compliment.
#169 to #7 - thevoodoofrog (12/12/2013) [-]
Ironically you excelled in English, and can barely ******* spell.
User avatar #216 to #169 - danniegurl (12/12/2013) [-]
Where is a misspelled word? I don't see one.
User avatar #183 to #169 - Gonnafly ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
Well, he did get a D in english.
User avatar #172 to #169 - littleliz (12/12/2013) [-]
i dont see a mispelled word in things unless its a typo. but saying i can barely spell implies i type liek ths alt bt i dnt typ lyk this.
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#72 to #7 - anon (12/12/2013) [-]
I call ******** , if youre actually that smart you would of stood up for yourself and done something about it like we all do in school.
You kids need to know your rights as humans and students.
User avatar #76 to #72 - demonicchimera (12/12/2013) [-]
Being smart doesn't mean that you have the confidence to stand up for yourself. "Nerds" especially are less likely to stand up for themselves.
User avatar #74 to #72 - littleliz (12/12/2013) [-]
well i didnt. i was small for my age as well as unhealthly skinny. so when i would try and fight back more than likely i would get pushed. theres two kinds of smart. one book smart and one life smart. i wasn't life smart. i was picked on constantly so i feared any type of confrontation. at 4'6 and 70 pounds there was little i could handle. and if i got in trouble at school i wouldve been in trouble at home so i just avoided all kinds of trouble.
User avatar #137 to #7 - penileburglar (12/12/2013) [-]
Well, judging by that post, it's safe to say you've since stopped excelling in English.
User avatar #140 to #137 - littleliz (12/12/2013) [-]
well i did specifically say vocabulary. but no i dont dabble in it anymore. its not english i enjoy studying so yes i admit i may not be a master at it but i do well enough.
User avatar #177 to #7 - undeadwill (12/12/2013) [-]
I do believe a school shooting would be justified.
#200 to #7 - mondominiman (12/12/2013) [-]
You remind me of her.
Source is Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaetemo Omaera ga Warui! or Watamote for short. Good show and funny.
User avatar #201 to #200 - littleliz (12/12/2013) [-]
aw shes adorable. whats the plot of this anime im currently looking for a new one
User avatar #202 to #201 - mondominiman (12/12/2013) [-]
Some extremely shy girl enters high school and thinks shes gonna be all popular and have boyfriends and stuff but she's basing all this off games and anime so when nothing happens the way she expects it she gets a bit nutty. She's basically a 15 year old hermit
User avatar #204 to #202 - littleliz (12/12/2013) [-]
that sounds just my style thanks ill look for it tonight
User avatar #205 to #204 - mondominiman (12/12/2013) [-]
Really great you won't regret it.
User avatar #207 to #205 - littleliz (12/12/2013) [-]
thanks so much. now i have a fun night ahead of me.
#51 to #7 - superguyk (12/11/2013) [-]
Math Time!
So you said you had an 'A' in the class, so lets round up for to see your highest possible grade. So assuming you had a 100% in the class, and you got a 0% on a final that was worth 50%, you would have had a 50% in the class. Since a 59% or less is an F you would have had an F in the class.

Therefore I call ********
User avatar #52 to #51 - littleliz (12/11/2013) [-]
oh im sorry my end of the class result was a D. i had an F but i begged her for extra credit and i got a D for my final grade. im sorry i shoulve put that.
User avatar #30 to #7 - secretary (12/11/2013) [-]
Great story lad, but reading it makes my eyes hurt and i feel out of breath. Throw a comma in there somewhere. - Yours sincerely Secretary
User avatar #34 to #30 - littleliz (12/11/2013) [-]
interestingly enough its how i talk so i would be out of breath too lol. now that i do speak i talk fast with no pauses haha
User avatar #29 to #7 - joper (12/11/2013) [-]
school is ****** really it is
#259 to #7 - stalini ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
Seems like you were no less of a retard than him
User avatar #261 to #259 - littleliz (12/12/2013) [-]
when you can come up with a better insult than the other two that said it come tell me ill love to hear it
#262 to #261 - stalini ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, I did not read all the other comments.
User avatar #264 to #262 - littleliz (12/12/2013) [-]
if you're actually apologizing then its fine im not upset. but if not then im disappointed in your behavior
#265 to #264 - stalini ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
I"m apoligizing for calling you retarded in case 2 guys already called you retards for the same reason. But if they did not, then I don't, because you really were a retard and most probably an asshole and probably you still are
User avatar #269 to #265 - littleliz (12/12/2013) [-]
how can you call me an asshole? i dont even know you. thats not very nice of you
#276 to #269 - stalini ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
I did not call you an asshole, I assumed you were one
User avatar #279 to #276 - littleliz (12/12/2013) [-]
well assuming just makes an ass out of you and me
User avatar #117 to #7 - superanonymouspers (12/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I hate it when there's a bad student who the teacher loves. He can do whatever the **** he wants but the second you **** up it's like you killed someone.
#127 to #117 - jakeattack ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
sigh, seriously this is ******** you should have done something, i hate to resort to suing, but at least talked to someone superior to the teacher.
User avatar #129 to #127 - superanonymouspers (12/12/2013) [-]
it happened all the time in my high school. The place sucks anyway. I didn't learn jack by being there.

Seriously, everyone I know either have kids, aren't going to college or are just working at some place. The school sucks big time.
User avatar #125 to #117 - littleliz (12/12/2013) [-]
i deal with it now in college but now i dont take the bs favoritism crap. i call it out or tell them to shut it.
User avatar #136 to #125 - superanonymouspers (12/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, my high school was terrible. A bunch of rednecks who had the confederate flag on their trucks, a bunch of hunters and idiots.

everyone I know either has kids, isn't going to college or are just working.
#121 to #7 - jakeattack ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**** dat teacher start a ******* riot over this ****
User avatar #126 to #121 - littleliz (12/12/2013) [-]
when i am old enough for a child. ill make sure they avenge me and do just that
#27 to #7 - gammarai (12/11/2013) [-]
>"once, in middle school, used to be one of those "nerd" defined by ********* type. never studied constantly looking out the window quiet types who excelled in English specifically word memorization and at one point spelling"


Are you the main character of an anime?
User avatar #33 to #27 - littleliz (12/11/2013) [-]
lol no just the typical quiet got made fun of alot girls.
User avatar #41 to #33 - littleliz (12/11/2013) [-]
girl* lol that sentence didnt make sense
#176 to #41 - anon (12/12/2013) [-]
"lol no just the typical quiet girl made fun of alot girls"
"lol girl just the typical quiet girl made fun of alot girls"
"Lol no just the typical quiet got made fun of alot girl"
That does sentence still sense make even.
#203 to #33 - xexion (12/12/2013) [-]
&quot;Lol no just the typical quiet guy who got alot of girls.&quot;   
Now your an anime MC
"Lol no just the typical quiet guy who got alot of girls."
Now your an anime MC
User avatar #239 to #203 - lawlight (12/12/2013) [-]
thumbed up for baccano
#254 to #27 - mrdrpage (12/12/2013) [-]
I knew I wasn't the only person thinking this.
I knew I wasn't the only person thinking this.
User avatar #70 - cactusphalus ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
Once in a Math test, a friend and I were seated on the opposite sides of the room (he was in front of the teacher's desk and I was far away back in the opposite corner)...

A week later the teacher calls us to her desk and asks what the **** had we done.

Turns out we answered the exact same things (with the exact same mistakes) in the test... To this day, we still don't know how that happened
User avatar #71 to #70 - woodenalligator (12/12/2013) [-]
Best friends for life?
User avatar #79 to #70 - melontwilight (12/12/2013) [-]
Friendship telepathy
#19 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
>be me in 3rd grade
>be in class that has that freakishly tall kid for his age
>best friends with gigantor
>get in trouble a lot for ************ in class or other mischivious ****
>his knows this and tells him not to play with me anymore
>he knows i'm no influence on him if anything we influence each other
>about to take spelling test
>begin cheating off each other
>giggling and what not
>finish test knowing we're gonna pass
>class is nearly over and teacher calls us over
>"you and anon spelled everything exactly the same."
>immediately counter with "that's impossimle (too young to pronounce impossible, but i know what it means) we weren't sitting next to each other"
>mfw she believes me
>find out another ****** was sitting next to the iron giant and was copying off him
>me and the tallest fw
> ****** gets the blame
>at lunch they had pizza
>8/10 day
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User avatar #190 to #19 - brenton (12/12/2013) [-]
Best part of that story was pizza. Government school food may be the bane of everyone's gastrointestinal existence, but if there's one thing they get right, it's the mass production of adequate-tasting pizza-like rectangular food substances. Best lunch they have by far.
#193 to #190 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
Not sure why you decided to say that, but I respect your opinion.
User avatar #197 to #193 - brenton (12/12/2013) [-]
Because I'm running on pure caffeine and adrenaline and I have no control of my brain function because it's filled with immunology facts that will be completely useless after my final exam in less than 8 hours.
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User avatar #25 to #19 - zzforrest (12/11/2013) [-]
Wait wait wait wait wait wait WAIT
>spelling test
>2 students get exact same answers
User avatar #26 to #25 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
we didn't get 100%, but everything that was spelled right and wrong was completely identical. Like is we spelled impossible wrong and put impossimle then we both put impossimle. If neither of us knew a word we'd come to an agreement on how to spell it.
User avatar #28 to #26 - zzforrest (12/11/2013) [-]
at first I thought the teacher was a retard
#159 to #28 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
Looking at my comments I see so many god damn misspellings and missing words. I'm no grammar nazi, but I feel sick.
#164 - twelveinchessoft (12/12/2013) [-]
**twelveinchessoft rolled a random image posted in comment #267 at I'm okay with this ** MFW I'm gonna fail my latin final
#170 to #164 - cdula (12/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #174 to #164 - acemcgunner (12/12/2013) [-]
plus you'll probably sound like him, too.
#211 to #164 - palmsspaghetti (12/12/2013) [-]
Oh shi-
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you have to put *roll 4* at the beginning of the comment
User avatar #110 to #109 - spceinvdr (12/12/2013) [-]
**** **** goddamn piss
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#224 to #223 - xtremedeath (12/12/2013) [-]
must have forgot to write my name down. its 1000 points just for doing that you know...
its really not i just suck ass at school
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User avatar #113 to #111 - spceinvdr (12/12/2013) [-]
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#48 to #20 - moqa (12/11/2013) [-]
You may need to study a little harder.
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User avatar #191 - eddio ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
I remember when I was in school, I was the quiet type that usually did my work and did okay. One day though, when I was 10, at break, I was messing around with some of my friends when one of my friends tripped over himself when he was near me, a teacher saw this and thought that I had pushed him, he immediately came over, grabbed my collar and grabbed my collar,"I'm sick of you little ***** thinking you can do what you want.". None of my friends tried to clear up the situation as they were shocked and scared, they just looked on, and fair enough considering that it was an adult screaming at me and that most teachers wont take "backchat" from anyone. The school I was at had a nursery, primary, and highschool. He walked me over to the nursery ranting the whole time about,"Lack of humanity" and other stupid things. I was trying to explain to him what happened the whole time but he kept telling me to be quiet. Once we got to the nursery he walked me straight to one of the 5 or 6 year old classes on their break, explained what happened to their teacher, and forced me to sit down on a stool, then told all the kids that I was an idiot, and that they must do the same. Every single one of them started walking towards me and laughing, calling me an idiot, stupid, etc. I tried to run away but the teacher would just grab me and sit me down again. I cried my ******* eyes out, and after the whole debacle which lasted about half an hour, he returned me to my class (having made me sit through the humiliation that lasted longer than my break) for which my teacher from that class gave me detention for being late which he said that I deserved for what I "did" to my friend. After that all happened I told my mom when I got in the car, she immediately got out and walked straight into the principals office. cont...
#195 to #191 - kcits (12/12/2013) [-]
Did this happen in the US, and if so, what state? Schools are supposed to be so careful about building a kid's self esteem, just wtf? You can't finish the next part fast enough for me. Glad your mom went to the top.
User avatar #199 to #195 - eddio ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
No no, it actually happened in South Africa, and our schools also try to do the same thing, it was just one of those very rare occasions.
#198 to #191 - eddio ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
She walked right up to him in the middle of a meeting and screamed,"YOU ******* DARE CALL YOURSELF A PRINCIPAL OF THIS SCHOOL AFTER KNOWING THIS KIND OF **** CAN HAPPEN TO MY CHILD", Im sure we all see a side of our family or friends that we never thought existed, this was my mother's. Everyone in the room was speechless, and she immediately shouted at the principal what had happened afterwards. Luckily the dickhead that made me go through all that as well as the kindergarten teacher who went along with it were pulled in after they had gone home. In that time my mother called my father and he was at the school within minutes, also waiting for the teachers to arrive. They eventually came in and I heard his voice just before he came in,"Why the hell am I being called in over some little shi-" that was when he walked in and saw me with my parents... perfect, perfect timing. Right then my father said,"What did you say about my son?" and it was his turn to be speechless. The whole process in which we tried to find out what happened turned into an argument when my father pointed out flaws in his argument, which is kinda complicated and lengthly, but it ended in my father saying,"You are as bad a liar as you are a teacher." Right then that teacher swung out at him, my dad, having had an extremely rough upbringing, didn't like that, he grabbed his hand and gutted him, leaving the guy winded, by which time school security was already there after the argument got heated and grabbed both of them. The principal told them to only detain the teacher, luckily, and got the police in.

After everything was sorted, that teacher was taken into custody and fired, it turns out he was INCREDIBLY drunk during the events that happened and the teacher in the nursery was actually some teenager that knew the guy and was just a temporary worker at the nursery school.

MFW I come out of all of this with badass parents and a douche put in his place.
#206 to #198 - kcits (12/12/2013) [-]
Don't know what's better, the teacher walking in, talking smack, running into both of your parents or "You are as bad a liar as you are a teacher." Thank you, OP, sweet justice. (And ty for clarification on details or where it happened, rare thing, etc.)
User avatar #241 to #206 - eddio ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
Not a problem, good fellow.

It was also rare in that instead of traumatizing me, it made me feel another level of satisfaction.
User avatar #81 - vegeta (12/12/2013) [-]
that moment when they are best friends sitting across the classroom and studied together the night before and yet the teacher instantly accuses them of cheating.
#120 to #81 - anon (12/12/2013) [-]
I'm a bad teacher. I'd call it cheating.
#232 to #81 - fuckitdude (12/12/2013) [-]
best friends, sitting across the classroom?

User avatar #233 to #232 - vegeta (12/12/2013) [-]
>teacher separates you using seating charts to strategically avoid problems
did your teachers even care about your education?
User avatar #234 to #233 - fuckitdude (12/12/2013) [-]
It's been a while since I was in middle school. How is it though?
User avatar #237 to #234 - vegeta (12/12/2013) [-]
it's a *******
#68 - kibi (12/12/2013) [-]
I don't know how many times I had to re-take tests because this one teacher thoguht she was so clever and thought I was cheating off my friend. She even so far as to look at our homework to see if we had the same answers. We always did because we studied together and covered the same stuff together.   
The best part is she basically admitted she thought I was the one cheating, not vice-versa, because my friend was Asian.
I don't know how many times I had to re-take tests because this one teacher thoguht she was so clever and thought I was cheating off my friend. She even so far as to look at our homework to see if we had the same answers. We always did because we studied together and covered the same stuff together.

The best part is she basically admitted she thought I was the one cheating, not vice-versa, because my friend was Asian.
#186 - gongthehawkeye (12/12/2013) [-]
MFW the people around me are too stupid to cheat off of.
#215 - johrny (12/12/2013) [-]
Speaking of copieng....
Speaking of copieng....
User avatar #243 to #215 - thejelliest (12/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #226 - herpymcderp (12/12/2013) [-]
>first grade
> ****** school
>had asian mom so I already knew how to read and write like a boss
>dumb bitch sitting next to me
>test about some **** I forget but it had to do with writing down numbers
>dumb bitch keeps looking over my shoulder and writing down my answers on her test
>next answer, write out 'seventeen' instead of 17
>teacher comes
>realizes she was cheating
>pulls her aside
>gives her a stern talking to
>makes her cry
#240 to #226 - ignusim (12/12/2013) [-]
Lol'd heartily.
User avatar #220 - malacyman (12/12/2013) [-]
>Grade 10 math
>teacher is handing back tests
>after all are handed out he points out 2 kids sitting beside each other
>" we have a bit of a problem, it's not that you guys got the same answers, it's that you got the same wrong answers."

User avatar #221 to #220 - malacyman (12/12/2013) [-]
Same teacher, same class

>kid has red mark on neck
>kids making fun of him
>teacher " whats the matter Oliver? you have an accident with the vacuum cleaner?"

#187 - bigdaddyez (12/12/2013) [-]
fight together DIE together.
User avatar #208 to #187 - dicloniusmaximus (12/12/2013) [-]
Bad Boys for life.
#6 - guldknight (12/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #231 - basicargentinian (12/12/2013) [-]
>10th Grade
>Biology test, great techer, I'm straight A's
>My friend ricky sitting to my right not so much
>Tests are A and B
>Goddamit Ricky can't copy off me
>Ninjamode activated
>Finish my test quick, switch tests, do his, switch tests back
>Give in test
>Two weeks later "I've got your tests"
>Teacher comes to me first
>"Good job anon, another ten"
>hand me my test
>Givest rest of exams
>Last exam is Ricky's he's sitting a few desks behind me
>Teacher comes to me
> ******************
>Looks straight into my eyes
>"Great job ricky, I told you you could do great"
>hand's me Ricky's test
>I look at ricky, back at the teacher
> Teacher just grins at us and takes a seat
> "so, let's talk about the Krebs Cycle"

That was definetively the best teacher ever.
User avatar #245 to #231 - muffintime (12/12/2013) [-]
In my biology 20 class all the guys in our class would sit in the back of the class and use our ipods/ iphones on the school wifi to look up the answers for test on the heart and things you had to label..

After our mid term marks where recorded and all of us got 70% + in that back corner she said that they have a system on the school wifi that can tell what people are searching on the internet... and if anyone searches up the answers and get caught they will be sent to the front of the class to write the test...

She was a pretty cool teacher
User avatar #247 to #245 - slashtrey ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
did they actually try to use that system to catch anyone?
User avatar #248 to #247 - muffintime (12/12/2013) [-]
other teachers did she couldn't give a **** and she was pretty much just giving us a warning to not do it in other classes...

she can't really stop us from cheating and she can't really figure out who it was cause the class was in a lab and had solid tables that you can't see through...
User avatar #250 to #231 - wolviewolverine (12/12/2013) [-]
you're straight Asshole?
#256 - Durp (12/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #194 - payseht (12/12/2013) [-]
"OMG, soulmates!"
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