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#19 - quantumranger (06/12/2015) [-]
"Hey everyone, bid on this dollar!" " **** off you wierdo"
User avatar #67 to #19 - smokeyrp (06/12/2015) [-]
Friends that call you swear words for names are real friends.
#45 to #19 - lurkerfox (06/12/2015) [-]
With the people I know, theyd just turn to each other and say 'hey, lets all just bid a penny, ill bid two then we split it and watch this sucker cry'.
User avatar #73 to #45 - paddypancake (06/12/2015) [-]
They don't have to bid all. If only one guy bids its fine enough. 33 Pennies profit for each of them
User avatar #75 to #19 - mehten (06/12/2015) [-]
"Y-...you too."
#14 - sinery (06/11/2015) [-]
>"Just gimme a sec."
>Puts hand on ballsack
#17 to #14 - nzerotwo (06/12/2015) [-]
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User avatar #37 to #17 - tacoiiimaniac (06/12/2015) [-]
Genitals are the warmest part of any person's body, usually.
He's talking about warming up his hands. I hope.
User avatar #59 to #37 - ciacheczko (06/12/2015) [-]
Women warm their hands by grabbing their own tits. Source: Experience. In winter, I can't bloody play video games if I can't feel my hands from the cold. Boobs proved to be the best solution, significantly better than just sitting on your hands for a while. Most of chicks I know feel the same way.
#94 to #37 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]
For some reason I just have really warm breath so I just breathe on my hands.
#62 to #37 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]
Actually they are a slightly colder then the insides of your body
#68 to #37 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]
armpits and crotch are natural self sustained hand warming areas
#23 - lech (06/12/2015) [-]
"Would you like it in the ass with lube or without?"
User avatar #93 to #23 - niunep (06/12/2015) [-]
More like "you want 2 ounces of lube or 5?"
User avatar #95 to #93 - eatinyojello (06/12/2015) [-]
What kind of crazy **** are you doing with 5floz of lube?
#83 to #23 - alfrsa (06/12/2015) [-]
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#3 - fazbear (06/11/2015) [-]
What if you don't know the end of the song though.
What if you just know the chorus, does that mean you're basically screwed?
User avatar #12 to #3 - homurakemi (06/11/2015) [-]
then you should listen to the end of the song, if you have internet or a download nearby.

if you dont, yes, you're screwed.
User avatar #29 to #3 - mutantpanda (06/12/2015) [-]
I also think this one was meant to be called the earworm destroyer. Or maybe the earthworms did something, i don't know
#26 - rmdx (06/12/2015) [-]
Well I must have special friends then.
"Hey hold this"
" **** you"
#48 to #26 - morkoelorko (06/12/2015) [-]
this work for me every time
#82 to #26 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]
My friend tried this on me. Bought $400 worth of college texts and handed them to me while talking so I couldn't say 'no' to holding them. His face when we left the bookstore and his books were on the first counter we walked by.
User avatar #33 to #26 - misfitxcreepx (06/12/2015) [-]
That's the point, you don't say "Hey hold this." You continue with your conversation and just hand them whatever you're carrying. You don't mention handing it to them, you just do it nonchalantly.
User avatar #38 to #33 - rmdx (06/12/2015) [-]
*continuing our conversation and just hand them what I am carrying*
" **** you"
User avatar #5 - zorach (06/11/2015) [-]
THE FACT:

Post something on the internet with a nice font and background and label it as a fact. Everyone will believe you.
User avatar #44 to #5 - throbulator (06/12/2015) [-]
But they were really nice...
User avatar #66 to #5 - talonwooten (06/12/2015) [-]
Nowhere was any of this labeled as fact. It's specified that this is just something you could try.
User avatar #39 to #5 - assdoreponyfucker (06/12/2015) [-]
these aren't really facts, just psychological tricks, and usualy for psychological tricks they're never 100%
#9 to #5 - LarsGoes (06/11/2015) [-]
it seems to me you are right, but it could be because of that lovely funnyjunk-background and your nice red font!
#2 - raeptiemx (06/11/2015) [-]
"Like my father always said.."
Um no dude, your father was a serial killer and a member of the Gay ****** Association of America. No thanks
#46 to #2 - dameush (06/12/2015) [-]
try being black and saying this
#4 - meiverona (06/11/2015) [-]
I don't know why, but when I shake hands with someone, I would rather it was colder rather than warmer. Grasping warm or clammy hands of a stranger just feels weirdly intimate to me. Probably because I am actually touching a real person rather than lurking in my flat...
#69 to #4 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]
its probably just the big difference in temperature that raises a mental alarm bell.

if the persons hand feels normal room temperature then it wont be so alarming.
#53 - punkeryo (06/12/2015) [-]
"Do you want 2 broccoli or 5?"
"i don't want any!"
"..."
#79 to #53 - kaimietis (06/12/2015) [-]
This trick is widely used in marketing and sales. Asking "is my ******** relevant to you?" usually gets you a "no", but asking "how relevant is my ******** to you?" makes it harder for a person to say "not relevant at all" while the most common answer is something like "I don't know, maybe a little bit".
#18 - perform (06/12/2015) [-]
And this is why nobody takes ******* seriously.
User avatar #43 to #18 - xanthenerrick (06/12/2015) [-]
Underrated post
#35 - whichever (06/12/2015) [-]
You yawned.
User avatar #84 to #35 - runescapewasgood (06/12/2015) [-]
si, yo bostecé
#49 to #35 - morkoelorko (06/12/2015) [-]
А ну, чики-брики и в дамки!
User avatar #13 - foamytesquirrel (06/11/2015) [-]
When I play Rock Paper Scissors, I Always say "I call rock!" and then go for paper. For some reason, people always fall for it...
User avatar #25 to #13 - jokeface (06/12/2015) [-]
Wait, why wouldn't you do scissors? If you're telling people you're gonna use rock then their instinct should be to use paper. If you do it your way it'll just result in a tie.
#36 to #25 - junknstuff (06/12/2015) [-]
Maybe people make exactly the same reasoning you just did, and so choose rock to outsmart him/her/this squirrel. But squirrel knows better.
User avatar #31 to #25 - misfitxcreepx (06/12/2015) [-]
Probably because they don't believe him. It doesn't make any sense for someone to call out what they are actually going to play. The opponent thinks you are calling out rock to trick him into playing paper. If the opponent thinks you want him to play paper, that means he also thinks you are actually planning on playing scissors. So he plays rock.

Or he chooses rock because he isn't thinking and rock is the last thing he heard.

Or a host of other possibilities, it depends on who you're playing.
User avatar #32 to #31 - jokeface (06/12/2015) [-]
That makes sense. I feel dumb for not thinking of it that way.
User avatar #40 - advice ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
The paternal one is true, as I am actually a father, and give the best advice
#65 - Desdenne (06/12/2015) [-]
Here is another one. Actualy a tip from the FBI. If you're on stake out or something. And think someone has made you, or is watching you back. Pick your nose. People will usually look away and not take you as a threat because of the embarrassing situation .

when in doubt pick it out
#70 to #65 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]
great, now anyone i see picking their nose is suddenly a cop.
#41 - potatolml (06/12/2015) [-]
Whenever I see these kind of "psychological facts" I imagine a fat girl thinking she will learn how to manipulate and trick people if she studies psychology.
Also, people who study psychology because "they give good advice" so they figure psychology suits them.

pic related, mfw people described above
User avatar #52 to #41 - advice ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
my advice is to not go into psychology if you give good advice, that's for psychiatry
#87 - ThatFatMummy (06/12/2015) [-]
This made me yawn.
#92 to #87 - eddio (06/12/2015) [-]
Stranger ******* danger.
#54 - jiltist ONLINE (06/12/2015) [-]
I do this with my cats.
#42 - desmondaltairezio (06/12/2015) [-]
i do this to my brother all the time... except just the opposite, if you get into a conversation with him you can take stuff out of his pockets and he wont even notice.
its hillarious
#51 - geeky (06/12/2015) [-]
Trying the rock paper scissors with sheashea:   
   
>"Hey babe, play rock paper scissors with me"   
>She looks up from her 3DS   
>"O...kay?"   
>"Alright, ready? Oh, what day is it today?"   
>"Uh..."   
>"ROCK PAPER SCISSORS"   
>I Throw down rock   
>She's just looking at me blankly   
>"You're supposed to throw down scissors!"   
>"I'm still trying to think of what day it is!"
Trying the rock paper scissors with sheashea:

>"Hey babe, play rock paper scissors with me"
>She looks up from her 3DS
>"O...kay?"
>"Alright, ready? Oh, what day is it today?"
>"Uh..."
>"ROCK PAPER SCISSORS"
>I Throw down rock
>She's just looking at me blankly
>"You're supposed to throw down scissors!"
>"I'm still trying to think of what day it is!"
#57 to #51 - sheashea (06/12/2015) [-]
*grumbles*
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