Cool Future Appliances. .. I'm pretty sure that picture for the bionic arm is Luke Skywalker's Cool Future Appliances I'm pretty sure that picture for the bionic arm is Luke Skywalker's
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#4 - sircollinshaw **User deleted account**
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#56 to #4 - shrolen
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Are they putting them on right?
#74 to #4 - inspectorsauce
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Well, since it often is the user who fails, i guess the 1% is human stupidity. Hard to cure that one.
#80 to #4 - anon
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(10/01/2013) [-]
its a good damn job too or you wouldn't be alive goodnight
#26 to #4 - tulioandmiguel
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(10/01/2013) [-]
That percentage also account for when the condom breaks.
#32 to #26 - tjilaz
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(10/01/2013) [-]
hmm. You sure?
#36 to #32 - tulioandmiguel
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Well I heard it on the internet, it can't be false can it? ( seriously I dunno, look it up I guess )
#151 to #4 - letstakedrugs
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Medfag here
actually, they work only in the 70% of the time, only if you use them correctly
#165 to #151 - mericabitches
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Well you are clearly lying about being a "medfag" because they do work 99% of the time.
#196 to #165 - letstakedrugs
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(10/02/2013) [-]
It's your choice to believe me or not, I'm just saying I'm sure that condoms only work on the 70% if you use them correctly and only birth control pills can work in the 99% of the cases. Therefore, the ideal way of birth control is the mix of condoms and birth control pills.
#167 to #4 - ningyoaijin ONLINE
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(10/01/2013) [-]
When stored and used properly, most condoms are perfectly safe, but they're legally obliged to have 99% labelled on them because some people don't understand that they don't understand how to use them.
#185 to #4 - unncommon
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(10/01/2013) [-]
I am the 1%.
#199 to #4 - sirrelevant
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(10/02/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I heard that 99% of the time, it works every time.
#43 to #4 - greeneyedgamer ONLINE
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Seriously!? They should put that on the box!
#29 to #4 - nervaaurelius
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Human error and it breaking is in that one percent. Semencan't go through solid objects.
#20 to #4 - zearis
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Bill Gates is offering money to whoever can make them better.
#65 to #20 - Mortuus
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Is that actually true?
#97 to #65 - supertanto
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(10/01/2013) [-]
yup
#251 to #97 - abachonk
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(10/02/2013) [-]
What abut graphene condoms
#115 to #108 - rokkarokkaali
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#5 - felixjarl
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Boeing? as the air plane producers? what are they doing with lasers?
#120 to #5 - therealsupanova
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Yes, Boeing as in the Aerospace defense manufacturer. Probably something to do with defense.

If i had to guess__
#226 to #5 - anon
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(10/02/2013) [-]
Did you know that Coors (the brewery) also has a high tech ceramics department? I buy some laboratory supplies from them.
#10 to #5 - respectyourmom
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(10/01/2013) [-]
boeing does waaaaaay more than just airplanes and lasers. they are a gov contracted millitary defense company. their airplane division is one small part of a huge company
#7 to #5 - DmOnZ
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Boeing is one of the biggest military tech producers in the world, I'd be more surprised if they weren't working on a giant ass laser.
#8 to #7 - felixjarl
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(10/01/2013) [-]
How was i not aware of this?

Thank you kindly sir.
#9 to #8 - DmOnZ
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Meh, most people think of Boeing as the Passenger Jet company cause that's where pretty much all of their advertisement budget goes to cause there's not much point advertising mil tech to civilians. The same thing goes for other companies like General Electric and Airbus.
#116 to #8 - twentytwelve
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(10/01/2013) [-]
To be honest I thought that was a threat to their competition..
#133 to #7 - livinglegacy
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Why would they make that? You'd have a ****** time using your toilet if you had a giant ass-laser.
#237 to #133 - ordog
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(10/02/2013) [-]
You should have more thumbs.
#269 to #237 - livinglegacy
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Well, if you're saying that, that probably means you thought it was funny, so that's good enough for me. I'm a strong, independent funnyjunker who don't need no green pixels.
#150 to #133 - DmOnZ
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(10/01/2013) [-]
top lel
#250 to #7 - thespartanpony
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(10/02/2013) [-]
I thought lockheed was the one who had the contract with the military?
#25 - theshadowed
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(10/01/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that picture for the bionic arm is Luke Skywalker's
#114 to #25 - xtremehivoltage
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Holy **** you're right
#41 to #37 - theshadowed
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(10/01/2013) [-]
I remember Star Wars.
#13 - oikake
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(10/01/2013) [-]
bionic eye looks familiar....
#47 - flnonymousfive **User deleted account**
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(10/01/2013) [-]
this image is from starwars.
#50 to #47 - theguywhoaskswhy ONLINE
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(10/01/2013) [-]
I know, right!
#76 to #47 - anon
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(10/01/2013) [-]
>Prosthetic limbs with feeling
Oh sure, its not like we hadn't enough trouble with the women already
#21 - profflippystix
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(10/01/2013) [-]
"lets put the text right over what were trying to show" ******* genius guy
#27 to #21 - wotterpatch
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(10/01/2013) [-]
most of those pics were ******** anyhow.
They use luke skywalkers arm for the prosthetic limb
#48 - lotengo
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(10/01/2013) [-]
why would a company that made something as cool as the Civic **** up and make this gay ass thing
#247 to #48 - danzey
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(10/02/2013) [-]
The same company made the NSX and you went for civic? What the **** man.
#271 to #48 - halloweve
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(10/06/2013) [-]
For the Russians.
#52 to #48 - dafiltafish
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Honda likes to experiment.
#90 to #52 - lotengo
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(10/01/2013) [-]
That plane is pretty sweet. But c'mon why would go around town siting on that weird 8 shaped thing.

Besides i doubt its fast/stable/easy to controll
#137 to #90 - dafiltafish
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(10/01/2013) [-]
It is a more compact segway. Kind of a replacement for an invention that wasn't necessary in the first place.

You control it by leaning, and thanks to the beast of a balancing computer it will stay upright until it runs out of power. It still has a top speed for like 5 mph, so yeah a bit pointless.
#266 to #137 - lotengo
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(10/02/2013) [-]
I agree a segway is not necessary but at least u can hold on to the handles at chest high

This thing looks like u shoud pull urself down to the seat so u dont fall of. There is no back support that keeps u in place when u get that small ammount of pressure when u go from 0 to 5....i have never 'driven' that thing but it looks realy stresfull for both the back and the biceps.
#53 to #48 - poppoppopwatchinmo
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(10/01/2013) [-]
>as cool as the Civic
>cool
#85 to #53 - lotengo
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(10/01/2013) [-]
I think the Civic hatchback is a pretty nice car
#86 to #85 - poppoppopwatchinmo
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(10/01/2013) [-]
They're definitely nice, very reliable cars. There's just nothing "cool" about them.
#93 to #86 - lotengo
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(10/01/2013) [-]
i dunno, one guy in my appartement building has a pretty cool looking Civic hatchback.

At least it cooler better then my 2006 Kia Pican
#99 to #93 - poppoppopwatchinmo
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Honestly, I dislike hatchbacks in general. There are only a select few I actually like. One of them would be a Foxbody Mustang hatchback, which is odd because I actually hate the notchback/coupe version.
#107 to #99 - lotengo
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Love sportive hatchbacks. Never liked 'big' cars in general.
Besides power my personal prefference always go to cars that are small and dont need a gallon of fuel just to get of the driveway.


Today driving home from school i got stuck behind some soccermom in an Audi Q7.
The bitch had no idea how to properly shift gears, so from 0 to 50 (in kilometer) took her over 10 seconds. But i had no chance to pass her because she was using half the left lane and half the right lane....big waiste of a big car, if u cant drive a big car just buy a volkswagen Polo.

#117 to #107 - poppoppopwatchinmo
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(10/01/2013) [-]
See, I'm the opposite. If I see a choice for a sporty car between a coupe and a hatchback, I'd always choose the coupe. A WRX comes to mind. Also, I assume you're over somewhere in Europe?
#267 to #117 - lotengo
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(10/02/2013) [-]
Yea im Dutch.
#95 - xxhadesflamesxx
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Even with all these advances in weaponry
War, war never changes
#101 to #95 - procrasturbate
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Take my thumb you gloriuos bastard
Take my thumb you gloriuos bastard
#105 to #95 - vladhellsing
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Of course it does! Every generation, they come up with new ways to kill you.
#121 to #105 - regius
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Obvious Fallout quote is Unobvious?!?!
#122 to #121 - vladhellsing
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(10/01/2013) [-]
It was a quote from COD4.
#123 to #122 - regius
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(10/01/2013) [-]
You...your joking right?
#127 to #123 - vladhellsing
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(10/01/2013) [-]
The quote I posted was from COD4, it's one of the quote that pops up on your screen when you die.
#162 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Pfft, big deal. I bet these things won't even blend.
#168 to #162 - priestoftheoldones
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Joke wasn't as good as it could be but it was a good joke.
#174 to #168 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Wtf do u mean with dat?!

Think u can just say dat **** and thumb me up? Fite me faggit.
#175 to #174 - priestoftheoldones
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(10/01/2013) [-]
I meant it was not as funny as most will it blend jokes, but it made me chuckle, so you win these two thumbs.
#126 - jakekel
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Sounds like something out of a wildlife documentary.
I just imagined if cars were animals..
#146 to #126 - stripey
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(10/01/2013) [-]
That pic reminded me of the Australian chapter of the Sly cooper game
#248 to #146 - danzey
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(10/02/2013) [-]
Yes.
#147 to #126 - klokwork
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(10/01/2013) [-]
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