Upload
Login or register
x

Comments(62):

Leave a comment Refresh Comments Show GIFs
[ 62 comments ]
Anonymous comments allowed.
42 comments displayed.
#4 - crlmsonhazard (12/14/2015) [-]
Nah, thanks anyways I still got like 225 ramen packets to eat thru
User avatar #44 to #4 - masterboll (12/14/2015) [-]
yee
User avatar #15 to #9 - Airmanator (12/14/2015) [-]
I find egg with beef ramen tastes waaay better than with chicken. That's probably just me though.
#37 to #9 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
EEwwwwww so much onions! Let me vomit my guts and die. pig food
User avatar #55 to #37 - lawlfailwinepic (12/15/2015) [-]
or you could just die you ******* swine
User avatar #52 to #9 - sinonyx (12/14/2015) [-]
if you can't or don't want to do onion, you can use dried chives, it's not quite the same but it's still good
User avatar #14 to #8 - elfensky (12/14/2015) [-]
That's what I do basically. I'm too lazy for actual food so I just buy instant ramen and put actual veggies into it. Healthier than normal and fills me up better.
User avatar #40 to #8 - jamesten (12/14/2015) [-]
i think they made ramen like they did as a base
if you want to make something delicious, but don't have the right ingredients, then just use maruchan ramen or top ramen as a base and try some recipies
#7 - Skwurll (12/14/2015) [-]
I lived in an apple orchard for 7 years, the first one about apples is ******** .


I could go on until I hit the character count limit on why this is wrong, but here's a super condensed version.

Fresh eating best picks
Honeycrisp, Empire, Gala, Fuji, Granny Smith, Crispin

Best baking apples are Macintosh, Honeycrisp, Cortlands

Basically, honeycrisp apples are the superior apple as they were designed in a laboratory for just that purpose. They are more expensive because they have just made it to the east coast relatively recently, and it takes almost a decade for an apple tree to be at its peak for apple production and they are also in high demand.

Also, Upstate New York Apples are the best in the world, so anyone who disagrees can eat my ass.

#33 to #7 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
Go to Trento/Alto Adige in Italy if you want the best apples
#45 to #33 - Skwurll (12/14/2015) [-]
Eat my ass.
#48 to #45 - gggeee ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
Today's been kinda **** but that got me good job
#58 to #7 - allcontent (12/15/2015) [-]
Designed in a lab? Why in the **** are you eating that **** , get that out of your mouth
#61 to #58 - Skwurll (12/15/2015) [-]
Cross pollination between different breeds of apples.

Really nothing more than guided natural selection.
#53 to #7 - archael ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
I feel like opinion is still highly relevant because you didn't include golden delicious in the fresh eating best picks.
#57 to #7 - chronoeagle (12/15/2015) [-]
Glorious Empire Master Race
User avatar #26 to #7 - sequel (12/14/2015) [-]
I heard farmers find Honeycrisp the toughest to grow since it's sensitive to a lot of weather effects like heat.

But yeah honeycrisp, I see why it got it's name.
#13 to #7 - willysbilly (12/14/2015) [-]
If you defend the bastard Apple that is Red Delicious I will destroy everything you love
User avatar #29 to #13 - nickelakon (12/14/2015) [-]
**** you
Red delicious master race
#30 - pulpunderground (12/14/2015) [-]
man this is a long ass cooking comp, too bad it lost all credibility at the start when it said that boiled asparagus is not recomended.
User avatar #31 to #30 - highkingtorygg [OP](12/14/2015) [-]
well to be fair asparagus is a **** vegetable
#22 - xikato (12/14/2015) [-]
> best apples   
> No pink lady   
 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE
> best apples
> No pink lady
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE
#47 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
thanks
#24 - saintnovember (12/14/2015) [-]
>best apples for eating fresh
>no glorious honeycrisp
User avatar #12 - djChives (12/14/2015) [-]
Can't wait to never use any of these.
#49 - alpako (12/14/2015) [-]
i prefer my food done with minimal effort
unlike this sentance
#39 - jamesten (12/14/2015) [-]
"300 favorites"
#36 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
pie apples are all wrong, the baking apples are what you use for pie since you don't want the fruit to be too sweet so you can modify appropriately with sugar

honeycrisp is an eating apple
#17 - willindor ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
I'll be the one who decides which apples I'm eating and which not
#10 - doughnutholer (12/14/2015) [-]
Ah yes! Finally! A cure for eyes!

joking aside, in the Juice Cure section, does this mean you blend the foods stated together into a juice? or do you need to just pick one of them and turn them into juice
#35 to #10 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
You lied to me!
User avatar #5 - aximil (12/14/2015) [-]
Whichever apples are the green ones are the only ones you should eat.
#27 - thegreatpepe (12/14/2015) [-]
Don't forget the "give me attention" cut.
#62 - sirzah (12/15/2015) [-]
This will become very useful once I become an adult
#60 - secondlawprevails (12/15/2015) [-]
I like granny Smith's for everything, but that's because I enjoy the sour.
#59 - powerlesscheese ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
tbh i just want a girl that can cook. I dont care if she looks like a truck or is dtf 24.7. If she is a good cook and loves doing it ill marry her. I know its a 1800s way of thinking but still.
#56 - warofdawn (12/15/2015) [-]
i make pies frequently and i will say that the best apple pies come from granny smith apples
#54 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
GIF
apphul juck
[ 62 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)