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Drugs - Not even once.

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#3 - jdizill (04/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#6 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (04/01/2014) [+] (50 replies)
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#1 - formeranony (04/01/2014) [-]
Aww come on man drop a hit just once. It's nothing like you expect.
Aww come on man drop a hit just once. It's nothing like you expect.
#9 - jimandtonic (04/01/2014) [-]
******					 white people
****** white people
#35 - Bforbacon ONLINE (04/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Story time nickas
>be me, 18
>these dudes I knew from marching band invite me to do LSD
>Think " **** it, should be cool"
>Head over to his house, he hands out a couple tabs of it
>Says you have to keep it in your mouth for like thirty minutes without swallowing
>after thirty minutes we start walking to 7/11, smoking weed as well
>get there, stare at drinks for, like an hour, friend waits about thirty minutes for a pizza, and paying process takes another like thirty minutes
>Leave and start walking back to his house
>I ask "Hey man how long were we in there?" Friend says "Like ten minutes man"
>I stop dead in my tracks
>Everyone we're with stops and looks at me
>one guy goes "Dude what's wrong?"
>Coincidentally, an ambulance comes down the street at that exact moment
>Everyone freaks out thinking its the cops
>We all pack into this ditch on the side of the road
>Ambulance parks about two houses away
>Everyone freaked the hell out in this ditch
>Friend starts passing out pizza while we all watch this ambulance in silence
>All of us eating pizza in a ditch
>Ambulance leaves but nobody notices because we were all eating pizza
>Friend says "Alright I think the cops left"
>Other friend says "Wait what cops?" with the most serious expression. "That was an ambulance guys"
>We all look at eachother, and without saying a word we slowly get out of the ditch
10/10 would do again
#32 - MeTtOoW (04/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #31 - kennyh (04/02/2014) [-]
The funniest thing Iv'e seen in a while.
#19 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
A girl was grinding on/making out with a palm tree at a music festival near my school. Bitch went through an entire relationship sequence with this thing, she even slapped it when they "got into a fight". Sluts with drugs, man.
#16 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (04/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Ain't nothing but a white trash party
Ain't nothing but a white trash party
#5 - mkchillin (04/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Story time guys:
>Random sketchy drug dealer comes to my house offering drugs
>Buy molly, decide It'll come in handy someday
>Go see Skrillex last month in SF with roommate, bring the molly for us both
> ******* stoked, took molly for Snowglobe in January but felt absolutely nothing
>Confident as **** in this molly
>Eat that **** during opener (it was a sizeable chunk)
>Skrillex was ******* incredible on it, was super amped and raged incredibly hard
>After show's done, go to friend's party
>Here comes the comedown
>I'm fidgeting/twitching uncontrollably, like, I can't actually hold still for the life of me
>Heart rate is about 2-3 beats per second
>Breathing becomes strained, I'm actually struggling just to ******* breath
>Scared for my life for the 1st time
>On edge for next 8 hours, pretty much got no sleep
>Next day I'm disoriented, seeing/feeling **** that isn't there
>Go to ER, tell me I'm fine and to wait it out, get $1,800 bill
Lesson: Be careful when buying drugs, **** our healthcare system
#38 to #5 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
You give Skrillex fans a bad name.
User avatar #4 - kevinipples (04/01/2014) [-]
most people at edm concerts...
User avatar #2 - atticusspc (04/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
source on this??
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