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#3 - jdizill (04/01/2014) [-]
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#11 to #3 - Rascal (04/01/2014) [-]
FINN HAT FAR RIGHT
#6 - Jesusnipples (04/01/2014) [-]
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#21 to #6 - holmesc (04/02/2014) [-]
And I thought samurai jack was just made the pacifier thing up
#47 to #6 - mymommasallama (04/02/2014) [-]
man i quit my raving days years ago, but i gotta say they were some of the best times of my life. seeing stuff like this makes me want to roll one more time....but remembering the constant panic attacks and lasting visual distortions (even when stone cold sober) that lasted for months once i stopped reminds me why i dont anymore...
not bashing....just promoting extreme moderation so others dont learn the hard way like i did.
User avatar #58 to #47 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
I agree. Honestly, you can rave and live that life without the drugs, too. It obviously won't fascinate you nearly as much, but neither will that drip leaking from the faucet. Most of the time I go to raves, I'm pretty sober, and I still really ******* enjoy them. Even entertaining the people that ARE tripping their ******* faces off. Best audience you could ask for, lol. But really, people don't need to be intimidated by raves just because they think that if they go they're going to be drugged and raped. It's not like that. I get a lot of **** for this opinion, but if you want to experience a pretty mild rave and see for yourself, go to an Anime Convention. Those are still some pretty decent raves, with the safety that it's at a convention. Sure, people sneak their own **** , but it's leagues safer than what you'd get at an unsanctioned warehouse rave. Idk, just some of my opinions on the subject.
User avatar #64 to #58 - mymommasallama (04/02/2014) [-]
i feel ya. i really think people should stay sober for their first couple of raves and see if they reeeally like it. because if you take X at the very first one.....nothing will ever compare to that one "first time" so people end up chasing the high and not the experience. thats where i messed up. i enjoyed the dancing, the lights, and oh lord do i love fire poi. but the drugs are what always made the fun rather than enhancing it.
i guess my point boils down to: rave because you love it. not because X make you love it
User avatar #65 to #64 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
Dude well done poi is impressive as **** anyway. I have yet to see it done, while on ******* fire. The day I see that is the day I **** bricks.
User avatar #67 to #65 - mymommasallama (04/02/2014) [-]
there was a group of old carnies and freak show performers that would show up to the club i used to frequent to practice. they would all hang out and take turns spinning and eating/breathing fire. even had some people "glowsticking" with little torches lit on both ends.
i swear a good 25-30% of people raving in dallas back in '08-'09 knew how to spin poi. you had to spin fire if you wanted recognition
User avatar #68 to #67 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
Poi is actually getting banned at a lot of raves from what I've seen. Some people were getting hurt or something.
User avatar #69 to #68 - mymommasallama (04/02/2014) [-]
hah i suppose i can see why. i have been smacked by many a glowstick lol
User avatar #18 to #6 - zodiacwolf (04/01/2014) [-]
This dude's actually a half decent glover, too.
User avatar #20 to #18 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
Why am I being thumbed down for acknowledging his skill? That's kind of rude...
User avatar #22 to #20 - DrCake (04/02/2014) [-]
Because a ******* 2 year old can do that.
User avatar #23 to #22 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
Try it then get back to me, faggot. Unless you're talking about sucking on a pacifier. But gloving requires pretty great amounts of hand eye coordination, not to mention an ear for rhythm. It's pretty much saying "A 2 year old could play guitar".

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2P4XJJwWDLM#t=25

Watch that and try saying you could do half that **** . And if you believe yourself, then do it. Dumbass
User avatar #24 to #23 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
Okay that wasn't the best example, but look at other videos. That one is pretty mellow.
User avatar #25 to #23 - DrCake (04/02/2014) [-]
gaaaaay
User avatar #27 to #25 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
Nice compelling argument there for your case, Dr.Jackass.
User avatar #34 to #6 - gowge (04/02/2014) [-]
MDMAzing
#70 to #34 - mdmazing (04/02/2014) [-]
Yes
Yes
User avatar #72 to #70 - gowge (04/03/2014) [-]
I ******* love your name
#12 to #6 - narddogg (04/01/2014) [-]
For anyone wondering, the pacifier is to protect one's teeth from the teeth grinding that taking MDMA produces (this highly intoxicated teenage female is probably at a rave, where taking drugs is very popular)
For anyone wondering, the pacifier is to protect one's teeth from the teeth grinding that taking MDMA produces (this highly intoxicated teenage female is probably at a rave, where taking drugs is very popular)
User avatar #14 to #12 - tittylovin (04/01/2014) [-]
Thanks Andy. Did you learn that at Cornell?
#33 to #12 - finalequinox (04/02/2014) [-]
Here's mine. Used to say "Suck Me" on the side.
User avatar #66 to #33 - narddogg (04/02/2014) [-]
Interesting, is there a ''standard'' format that everyone has? Are they hand made by the ravers, or does a store sell them?
#71 to #66 - finalequinox (04/02/2014) [-]
Kandi is almost always made by the raver wearing it, if not made from another raver through a trade called a "PLUR." Its supposed to be a goal to go to an event with everything you've made and leave with none of yours, but everyone else's
(excluding the binkies haha eww.)
User avatar #28 to #12 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
Bit to add on that.

Their bead jewelry is actually much the same. Nicknamed "Candy" Because they chew, and suck, on it to protect their teeth.

Just a small bit of extra knowledge I've picked up.
#37 to #28 - finalequinox (04/02/2014) [-]
Kandi.
And Idk anyone who chews on their plastic, thats not any better. That's why we bring gum or pacifiers.

Usr px no h8 plox.
User avatar #39 to #37 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
Dude I don't hate. Lol. I'll admit that I didn't get 100% of it right. Honestly, I don't know why I spelled it 'Candy' anyway, you're right and I didn't realize until I saw it spelled that way. And although it's not much better chewing on plastic, it is SLIGHTLY better because atleast it's something that separates the jaw, I believe. But regardless, like you said. Anyone that actually knows their **** just brings pacifiers. I was just offering a look on why ravers usually have those bracelets, and where they originate from.


So no hate from me. If anything, a thank you for clarifying some stuff. Thumb for you.
#40 to #39 - finalequinox (04/02/2014) [-]
I shall return the favor to you, kind sir, with a thumb as well!    
Send me n00ds.
I shall return the favor to you, kind sir, with a thumb as well!
Send me n00ds.
#41 to #40 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
B-But equinox san... That's so lewd!
#42 to #41 - finalequinox (04/02/2014) [-]
Shhh - zodiacwolf chan. They will never know. Come. Let us venture to the not so distant lands of 			****		.
Shhh - zodiacwolf chan. They will never know. Come. Let us venture to the not so distant lands of **** .
User avatar #43 to #42 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
O...okay senpai... just one thing... You must first...
#45 to #43 - finalequinox (04/02/2014) [-]
Wha - what is it? Out with it, speak!
Wha - what is it? Out with it, speak!
#44 to #43 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
Beat me in a duel! Have at you!
#46 to #44 - finalequinox (04/02/2014) [-]
HAH Fine! But I warn you, I have the runs, real bad! Ill go first! You don't know what you're getting yourself in to!

Ill start by placing my *EMPTY COCA COLA BOTTLE* in DEFENSE position!
#48 to #46 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
Screw the rules, I have money! I summon Mexican, in attack mode! Everyone knows that they're the leading consumers of coke!
#50 to #48 - finalequinox (04/02/2014) [-]
OH NO *MEXICAN ON LAWNMOWER*!?
Heh, no matter. Ill just place my *US / Mexico BORDER* Terrain Card!

Now he has to wait two turns before he can be of any use to you! Lets see your little friend get past my defenses now!

In the mean time... My runs are acting up. I'll take advantage of these two turns to empty my colon!
#51 to #50 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
CURSE YOU! My Mexican Lawnmower, stalled so easily! Gah! Normally they're MUCH harder working! It is of little concern when paired with my ILLEGAL GUN TRADE!! For every turn that a Mexican type card is absent from battle, his attack points raise 500 for each oppressed minority on the field!
#53 to #51 - finalequinox (04/02/2014) [-]
*plop*

Hmmm I wonder how the battle is going...


HRRRNNNNNN *PLOP*
User avatar #54 to #53 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
Need a laxative there, buddy? I can cook a mean exlax pancake
#55 to #54 - finalequinox (04/02/2014) [-]
What I really need, Wolfchan is for is to stop this silly fighting and go to wherever we said we were going... SeaWorld? I don't even remember anymore.   
   
Where am I?
What I really need, Wolfchan is for is to stop this silly fighting and go to wherever we said we were going... SeaWorld? I don't even remember anymore.

Where am I?
#56 to #55 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
DID SOMEBODY ******* SAY SEAWORLD?!?!?
#57 to #56 - finalequinox (04/02/2014) [-]
[big]THATS RIGHT PEE SEE WURLLL!!![big]
#59 to #57 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
Do they serve fruit?
#63 to #59 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
We dun goofed, indeed...
#61 to #59 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
It won't let me reply anymore...
#62 to #59 - finalequinox (04/02/2014) [-]
We dun goofd...
#60 to #59 - finalequinox (04/02/2014) [-]
**finalequinox rolls 299** Trips says yes.
#29 to #28 - narddogg (04/02/2014) [-]
won't say no to extra knowledge
User avatar #30 to #29 - zodiacwolf (04/02/2014) [-]
*Tips hat* Any knowledge is good knowledge
User avatar #52 to #12 - demandsgayversion (04/02/2014) [-]
Wouldn't a sports mouth guard be less creepy?
#1 - formeranony (04/01/2014) [-]
Aww come on man drop a hit just once. It's nothing like you expect.
Aww come on man drop a hit just once. It's nothing like you expect.
#9 - jimandtonic (04/01/2014) [-]
******		 white people
****** white people
#35 - Bforbacon (04/02/2014) [-]
Story time nickas
>be me, 18
>these dudes I knew from marching band invite me to do LSD
>Think " **** it, should be cool"
>Head over to his house, he hands out a couple tabs of it
>Says you have to keep it in your mouth for like thirty minutes without swallowing
>after thirty minutes we start walking to 7/11, smoking weed as well
>get there, stare at drinks for, like an hour, friend waits about thirty minutes for a pizza, and paying process takes another like thirty minutes
>Leave and start walking back to his house
>I ask "Hey man how long were we in there?" Friend says "Like ten minutes man"
>I stop dead in my tracks
>Everyone we're with stops and looks at me
>one guy goes "Dude what's wrong?"
>Coincidentally, an ambulance comes down the street at that exact moment
>Everyone freaks out thinking its the cops
>We all pack into this ditch on the side of the road
>Ambulance parks about two houses away
>Everyone freaked the hell out in this ditch
>Friend starts passing out pizza while we all watch this ambulance in silence
>All of us eating pizza in a ditch
>Ambulance leaves but nobody notices because we were all eating pizza
>Friend says "Alright I think the cops left"
>Other friend says "Wait what cops?" with the most serious expression. "That was an ambulance guys"
>We all look at eachother, and without saying a word we slowly get out of the ditch
10/10 would do again
User avatar #49 to #35 - ghhost (04/02/2014) [-]
I didn't give in the first time, and then went and took a piss and afterwards thought i had piss all over me..didn't **** was cash. 2nd time was muuuuuch better lol
#19 - Rascal (04/02/2014) [-]
A girl was grinding on/making out with a palm tree at a music festival near my school. Bitch went through an entire relationship sequence with this thing, she even slapped it when they "got into a fight". Sluts with drugs, man.
#5 - mkchillin (04/01/2014) [-]
Story time guys:
>Random sketchy drug dealer comes to my house offering drugs
>Buy molly, decide It'll come in handy someday
>Go see Skrillex last month in SF with roommate, bring the molly for us both
> ******* stoked, took molly for Snowglobe in January but felt absolutely nothing
>Confident as **** in this molly
>Eat that **** during opener (it was a sizeable chunk)
>Skrillex was ******* incredible on it, was super amped and raged incredibly hard
>After show's done, go to friend's party
>Here comes the comedown
>I'm fidgeting/twitching uncontrollably, like, I can't actually hold still for the life of me
>Heart rate is about 2-3 beats per second
>Breathing becomes strained, I'm actually struggling just to ******* breath
>Scared for my life for the 1st time
>On edge for next 8 hours, pretty much got no sleep
>Next day I'm disoriented, seeing/feeling **** that isn't there
>Go to ER, tell me I'm fine and to wait it out, get $1,800 bill
Lesson: Be careful when buying drugs, **** our healthcare system
#7 to #5 - bigredginga (04/01/2014) [-]
that wasn't molly... always test your stuff bro. I'm sorry about your bad experience but be smarter next time!
User avatar #36 to #5 - defender (04/02/2014) [-]
Right because its our healthcare systems fault you were dumb enough to buy drugs from some random guy that came to your door
#38 to #5 - Rascal (04/02/2014) [-]
You give Skrillex fans a bad name.
#13 to #5 - Rascal (04/01/2014) [-]
How about...lesson: don't take drugs?
How about...lesson: don't take drugs?
#8 to #5 - Rascal (04/01/2014) [-]
random sketchy dealer came to your house huh


sounds real credible
where do you live that you have door to door dealers coming around?

also **** skrillex
#16 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (04/01/2014) [-]
Ain't nothing but a white trash party
Ain't nothing but a white trash party
User avatar #26 to #16 - thepandaking (04/02/2014) [-]
Nathan Barnett is not ******* white trash. rood.
User avatar #4 - kevinipples (04/01/2014) [-]
most people at edm concerts...
#32 - MeTtOoW (04/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #31 - kennyh (04/02/2014) [-]
The funniest thing Iv'e seen in a while.
User avatar #2 - atticusspc (04/01/2014) [-]
source on this??
User avatar #10 to #2 - xalenes (04/01/2014) [-]
bumping for source as well
User avatar #17 to #10 - lamarsmithgot (04/01/2014) [-]
This gif was made by an FJ user. It was originally posted as a comment.
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