Consel Pleb. . Cl Narcissus ' i( Thta' . E chalking down street agroup of hot girls ahead on sidewalk aoh fuck maple overload across street to avoid social WHAT Consel Pleb Cl Narcissus ' i( Thta' E chalking down street agroup of hot girls ahead on sidewalk aoh fuck maple overload across to avoid social WHAT
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Cl Narcissus ' i( Thta' . E
chalking down street
agroup of hot girls ahead on
sidewalk
aoh fuck
maple overload
across street to avoid social
WHAT DID t DU TD
contact . .
tthey notice me crossing
tthey giggle
cathes) i' locust pretend i live at this house"
ego down random driveway
shuffle
aged woman stars at me out the window
Mum around fast
girls stood staring at me
tthis) is their house
think of plan El
have you accepted jesus as your lord and Saviour?"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - ihateallofyoualot **User deleted account**
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(10/19/2013) [-]
This made me physically uncomfortable.

User avatar #47 to #1 - foxxywithpaws
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(10/20/2013) [-]
A twitch of the eye, a shudder of the spine, and a poop suddenly dropping to the the lowest part of your colon.
User avatar #2 - justinbiebershair
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(10/19/2013) [-]
"....luigi"
User avatar #46 to #2 - shypotato
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(10/20/2013) [-]
Have you accepted luigi as your lord and saviour?
#53 to #2 - sabotagesam
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i said it under that post, and i'll say it here: this is not funny. it lack even the tiniest molecules of funny. bring it on.
i said it under that post, and i'll say it here: this is not funny. it lack even the tiniest molecules of funny. bring it on.
#14 to #2 - mrfumbles
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(10/20/2013) [-]
you beat me to the punch
#26 to #2 - Shawksta
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#5 to #2 - Polomaster
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#23 to #5 - presentdent
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User avatar #27 to #23 - maorox
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It's from the post where someone freaks out and just says Luigi to everything
#73 to #27 - heydany
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got any links to that post?
#68 to #27 - presentdent
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User avatar #13 - IamEllis
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(10/20/2013) [-]
afraid of some girls on the street? what are you, 5?
User avatar #64 to #13 - wtfduud
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(10/20/2013) [-]
He said
>aspie
User avatar #50 to #13 - skumbaner
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I think the green text implied he had Aspbergers syndrome
User avatar #62 to #13 - allofthefish
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(10/20/2013) [-]
no, its op
#24 to #13 - cjwers
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(10/20/2013) [-]
hey hey hey, girls can be scary.Even the young ones. especially the young ones.
#28 to #24 - rubiksoctohedron **User deleted account**
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User avatar #30 to #13 - lawander **User deleted account**
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(10/20/2013) [-]
******* casual
User avatar #61 to #13 - whydidimakethis
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(10/20/2013) [-]
Hah i bet you kiss girls, faggot.
#32 to #13 - noschool
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(10/20/2013) [-]
well they do have cooties.
#21 to #13 - richhobo [OP]
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(10/20/2013) [-]
Implying girls won't turn into velociraptor's and **** up your ****.
#25 to #13 - sensitive
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(10/20/2013) [-]
what are you, normal?
#20 - urghseventysix
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#33 to #20 - anon id: e167f91e
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This has nothing to do with the friend zone, and what the **** is that picture, kill yourself you impressionable puppy.
#58 to #33 - kaboomz
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This image has expired
#94 to #33 - richhobo [OP]
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#stopthebullying2013
#stopthebullying2013
#93 to #20 - playerdous
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Using it wrong, whatever.
#6 - ctrlc
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#11 - forkutensil
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(10/20/2013) [-]
Sad thing is. I may do this.
Sad thing is. I may do this.
#3 - pappathethird
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User avatar #56 - carnagejc
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(10/20/2013) [-]
You're all missing out on some treats on /fit/ too.

Its amazing because there are a number of guys in really great shape/attractive who could actually be male models but they continue to be socially inept.

E.g.
User avatar #57 to #56 - carnagejc
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>be today
>walking to shops to get more malk because travelling to gainesville
>see qt3.14 blonde walking her doge on same side of the street
>slowly approaching her
>doge stops at bush for a driveby poo shooting
>looks like he is failing to punch one out
>she bends down to inspect why he's on struggle street
>looks directly into doges buttohole
>all of a sudden she has this magical look on her face like she found all the answers she's ever looked for as doge finally poops
>i notice her cute smile and decide to approach her
>brain activate
>opener.exe not found
>too late to abort
>improv 101
>"so, what would it take for you to look at me like you did that dogs anus?"
>0.387 seconds later realise what i said
>look straight forward and start walking at world record pace
>don't look back, refuse to break stride
>what a ******* disaster
>17/10 nevar forget
#63 to #57 - urghseventysix
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(10/20/2013) [-]
Not even just the story but the entire thing is so damn well written.
Not even just the story but the entire thing is so damn well written.
User avatar #69 to #57 - neutralgray
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(10/20/2013) [-]
It's very rare that I laugh out loud at these stories but this one accomplished that.
#67 to #57 - kewwu
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(10/20/2013) [-]
smooth criminal.mp3
#89 to #57 - playerdous
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(10/20/2013) [-]
Print-screen this and post it because that was beautiful.
User avatar #88 to #57 - elmarcocfc
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(10/20/2013) [-]
This guys expressions with words...******* beautiful.
#81 to #57 - covered
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>refuse to break stride
#35 - playerdous
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#59 to #35 - skuser
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#12 - wigglynig
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