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Anonymous (19/ / 13( Sat) 1 No.
Week
Fag friend and I in library
kl mean severe beta fag
waasnt gotten past talking to a girl since tth grade
Hitting there
Hm changing the encyclopedias in WARLD BC) C) K SC) they say WEIRD EDGE.
she' s sitting there playing with his dungeons and dragons figurine
yhis phone vibrates and starts twittering away like crazy
Whe ya textin?"
Sommer"
Summer?"
stale, Sommer."
what' s a simmer?"
My girlfriend"
meld the **** up
yhis GIRLFRIEND?
What?"
girlfriend"
Dude, is it a "She likes you back" girlfriend er a "girl you stalked in tth grade" girlfriend?"
She likes me back"
weed fer him
aask huhwhat she leeks like
zzounds like a T/ IO
aawesome
what she is like
sshe' s into Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Dragon Ball, Doctorwho, nerd stuff
Hm proud of my beta fag, he has become a man
So, how long have you guys been dating?"
4 **** you not
kl honestly **** you not
looked at his ******* watch
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User avatar #11 - Bion ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Regardless, it'd still be a longer relationship than most people here have ever had.
User avatar #72 to #11 - alphagex (08/03/2014) [-]
Cool edge kids club
User avatar #76 to #11 - srhkid (08/03/2014) [-]
Well.. I was with a girl for two years. Bitch cheated on me..
User avatar #83 to #76 - Bion ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
I was with a girl for like 6 years, and was engaged, and she cheated on me, too. **** sucks.
User avatar #84 to #83 - srhkid (08/04/2014) [-]
I feel ya man..
#27 to #11 - iphoneguy (08/03/2014) [-]
why would you do such a thing
#18 to #11 - Rascal (08/03/2014) [-]
Relationships are invalid when you've dedicated your life to the machine spirit.
#69 to #18 - szatan (08/03/2014) [-]
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#13 to #11 - Rascal (08/03/2014) [-]
You didn't have to remind me...
#5 - Temari (08/03/2014) [-]
"Uhhh today's the 3rd, so 16 days now"
#71 to #5 - Rascal (08/03/2014) [-]
lol ****** Rolex knockoff.
#85 to #71 - Rascal (01/30/2015) [-]
it's an Invicta you ******* tard
User avatar #77 to #5 - suchusername (08/03/2014) [-]
""Uhhh today's the 3rd, so 16 minutes now"
User avatar #7 to #5 - truemox ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Invicta Pro Diver

I'm thinking of getting one, how do you like it?
User avatar #78 to #7 - Temari (08/03/2014) [-]
Love it for everyday wear, not sure if I would take it diving though.
User avatar #34 to #7 - blanketboss (08/03/2014) [-]
I have one too and I'd say just like the other comment I'd say its a nice watch and it really depends what you are gonna do, but I have to say in terms of water resistance and for diving i prefer the rolex submariner, which basically looks just like this but i find it better to dive with.
User avatar #43 to #34 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
I'm more partial to a seamaster for diving watches, but if I am going to spend that much I'd rather get a Carrera Calibre 4, and have enough left for an Aquaracer.
User avatar #48 to #43 - blanketboss (08/03/2014) [-]
Well for diving deeper than 100 i have a fortis.
User avatar #51 to #48 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
I don't actually dive deeper that the bottom of the swimming pool, so I don't need anything rated more than 100m. Even my 30m rated Skagen, which is the most comfortable watch on the market IMO, has been fine for swimming.
User avatar #45 to #43 - blanketboss (08/03/2014) [-]
Haha true dat, but rolex just feels so nice and I just like the style
User avatar #82 to #45 - fuelnfire ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
I know for a fact it's over priced, but I own a Rolex Submariner. Birthday gift to myself when I came back from Iraq lol. Huge impulse buy once I got back home, got myself everything I wanted as a kid. Still have it to this day, still ticking along.
User avatar #49 to #45 - rolex (08/03/2014) [-]
bitch, you know I'm fabulous
#50 to #49 - blanketboss (08/03/2014) [-]
Want sum fuk?
Want sum fuk?
#66 to #65 - rolex (08/03/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #8 to #7 - pinkfloyd (08/03/2014) [-]
I have one, I mean its like a business casual watch. I mean I have nicer watches but if I am going to for the night to like a decently nice restaurant its a good watch to wear. Defiantly would not wear it in the city though, some one might try and taking it.
User avatar #9 to #8 - truemox ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'm also considering getting a Citizen Nighthawk, so it's good to hear what people have to say.
User avatar #19 to #5 - fuelnfire ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Nice Invicta. Still bugs me how much they look like Roly Submariners though.
User avatar #79 to #19 - Temari (08/03/2014) [-]
That's why I bought it, lol.
#1 - Rascal (08/02/2014) [-]
Several watches has calenders as well you know.
#30 to #1 - Rascal (08/03/2014) [-]
also his phone had the time displayed yet he looked at the watch
#2 to #1 - theruse (08/03/2014) [-]
Get that logic outta here! Don't you know what site this is?
#3 to #2 - desmondaltairezio (08/03/2014) [-]
that pic
that pic
#10 to #3 - Rascal (08/03/2014) [-]
you are retarded
User avatar #21 to #10 - domny (08/03/2014) [-]
why?
The pic is quite funny.
#23 to #21 - Rascal (08/03/2014) [-]
it's not quite funny, it's slightly amusing
User avatar #37 to #23 - desmondaltairezio (08/03/2014) [-]
i believe that to be pure opinion
User avatar #4 to #2 - infinitereaper (08/03/2014) [-]
tumblr and 4chan lately
#67 to #2 - Rascal (08/03/2014) [-]
A place were logic comes to die?

Yet is championed when it's convenient, and told to get out when it's not?

That's okay though, this is the internet after all.
User avatar #15 - wiredguy (08/03/2014) [-]
Well, just because they've only been going out for under a day (even assuming he wasn't looking for the date on his watch) doesn't mean they couldn't remain going out for a long time.
All relationships were under a day old at some point.
User avatar #12 - blademontane (08/03/2014) [-]
I have a habit of looking at my watch whenever the subject of time comes up, like if they ask the time, or how long it's been since x, or how many days ago something happened.

The thing is, I don't wear a watch. I always glance at my empty wrist. I don't know why and I can't stop.
#36 to #12 - apurpleliger (08/03/2014) [-]
You could start wearing a watch, at least then you'd know what time it is every time it happens.
#47 to #12 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
>I don't wear a watch
User avatar #22 to #12 - doctorstein (08/03/2014) [-]
I pat my pockets for everything, and I don't even want to stop.
"Hey, do you know where you left your beach towel?"
*pats pockets*
"Yeah, man, in the trunk."
I love it.
My point is, stey speshul bb
User avatar #26 - syndromes (08/03/2014) [-]
Honestly, any guy that calls any of his 'friends' Beta Fag friends can go **** themselves.
User avatar #53 to #26 - lanfearandthecup (08/03/2014) [-]
im not a beta fag, but if my friends wanted to call me one, i could honestly not care, its not like were not toatl pricks anyway
User avatar #74 to #26 - pringlez (08/03/2014) [-]
Found the beta fag.
User avatar #81 to #74 - syndromes (08/03/2014) [-]
Lol.
#32 to #26 - thorseph (08/03/2014) [-]
maybe he meant it in an endearing sense... like when i call my friends faggots and they punch me in the face, hmm, guess that's not a good example...
User avatar #33 - womo (08/03/2014) [-]
what if it was a watch that also has the date.
#39 to #33 - pkmntrainertom (08/03/2014) [-]
My thought exactly. My watch has the date on it, so I always look at it whenever anyone asks me about extensive time periods
#6 - Anetheril (08/03/2014) [-]
**Anetheril rolled image** mfw he looked at his watch
User avatar #35 to #6 - datmine (08/03/2014) [-]
>not using a tower or kite shield
>flail chain too long and heavy
>dress around legs not even attached to legs for minimal moving
>doesnt have chainmail covering the pelvis part which gives a easy stab or cut spot
>doesnt even have the chainmail hood on
>not even a helmet
10/10 would beat the **** out of with a poleaxe or a sword of war with a tower shield
User avatar #40 to #35 - pookahootycreeks (08/03/2014) [-]
Its about style not practicality.
User avatar #41 to #40 - datmine (08/03/2014) [-]
***** ******* style isnt going to help you when i stab you in the ******* face with a poleaxe or a sword.
fukn casul
#44 to #41 - pookahootycreeks (08/03/2014) [-]
I'll stay inside, see how well your poleaxe does then. Besides mage master race, because badasses don't need armour.
User avatar #46 to #44 - datmine (08/03/2014) [-]
I can throw enough men at you.
Eventually you gonna die.
User avatar #54 to #46 - pookahootycreeks (08/03/2014) [-]
With magic comes intelligence. After a while it would occur to me not to fight a superior foe and settle things with diplomacy, establishing a long lived trade partnership and join in the conquest of other nations. Or just run away, depending on your attitude.
User avatar #55 to #54 - datmine (08/03/2014) [-]
OR I CAN BAYONET THE **** OUT OF YOU
User avatar #56 to #55 - pookahootycreeks (08/03/2014) [-]
Definitely more practical than a polearm.
User avatar #57 to #56 - datmine (08/03/2014) [-]
poleaxe*
User avatar #58 to #57 - pookahootycreeks (08/03/2014) [-]
Well you may wan't to use a spear someday, so I left it open ended.
#59 to #58 - datmine (08/03/2014) [-]
***** a ******* poleaxe is a ******* axe, spear and a hammer in one.
User avatar #60 to #59 - pookahootycreeks (08/03/2014) [-]
Oh yeah. Well, you're a stupid head.
User avatar #61 to #60 - datmine (08/03/2014) [-]
Shut up ill shove this thing on your ass.
User avatar #62 to #61 - pookahootycreeks (08/03/2014) [-]
You don't know me like that.
User avatar #63 to #62 - datmine (08/03/2014) [-]
highsexualimpact.jpg
User avatar #24 - spyisspy (08/03/2014) [-]
jokexplain
User avatar #29 to #24 - sociocat (08/03/2014) [-]
thats how little time
User avatar #28 to #24 - sociocat (08/03/2014) [-]
he had to check his watch to see the time he had a girlfriend
User avatar #80 - lolollo (08/03/2014) [-]
So then what the **** would you lot do if someone were to ask you how long you've been dating your girlfriend if you only had that particular talk with her that day?

Oh right, I forgot that your practical experience in that is somehow less than you'd expect out of a grade schooler...
User avatar #75 - xxlilxxdz (08/03/2014) [-]
everyone keeps talking about his watch and if he had a date on it

how the **** do you turn world book into weird cock
User avatar #70 - viscerys (08/03/2014) [-]
What I thought when I saw the title. I ******* love this song. Bo Burnham - NERDS - Album/Studio Version w/ Lyrics and Free Download Link! [HQ] [HD]
User avatar #64 - drunkasaurus (08/03/2014) [-]
what if it's a watch that also has the decade so they've actually been dating for decades
#42 - Rascal (08/03/2014) [-]
oh man I guess you have to start being together after it's been longer than a day? Are you people retarded? If it were "how long have you known her" maybe I would of chuckled or cringed but seriously wtf relationships start off under a day believe it or not. OP was a giant faggot today.
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User avatar #16 to #14 - sciencexplain (08/03/2014) [-]
Please tell me that was just a sarcastic comment that people didn't get.
User avatar #20 to #16 - WillWalrus (08/03/2014) [-]
What did he say?
User avatar #25 to #20 - sciencexplain (08/03/2014) [-]
That the 4chan user stole that content from Tumblr.
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